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  • Human OCR: EVEN THOLIGHI KNOW HES GONEWALKING PAST HIS OFFICE STILL GIVES ME A CREEPY FEELING... PERHAPS I SHOULD BE THINKING MORE ABOUT MARGO THAN MYSELF... APARTMENT PRINCIPAT NICE GIRLS DON'T THREATEN TO HURT PEOPLE WITH SMEAR CAMPAIGNSMARGO. LIFEGUARD- OVER HERE! O1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. NOT YET.BUT I WILL BE AFTER I TELL YOU HOW MUCH MY HAPPINESS IS GOING TO COST YOU... DON'T TOUCH ME AGAIN.. OR I'LL HAVE SSECURITY ARREST YOU! ALL RIGHT.WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM ME..? I WANT THE DETAILS OF YOUR DISMISSALFOR STARTERS. FOUR WEEKS SEVERANCE. MANDATED THERAPY.AND A BIG BLACK MARK ON MY CAREER . ARE YOu HAPPY NOWMARGO--2 KOTEKY feuSIAN 6-15 EVEN THOLIGHI KNOW HES GONEWALKING PAST HIS OFFICE STILL GIVES ME A CREEPY FEELING... PERHAPS I SHOULD BE THINKING MORE ABOUT MARGO THAN MYSELF... APARTMENT PRINCIPAT NICE GIRLS DON'T THREATEN TO HURT PEOPLE WITH SMEAR CAMPAIGNSMARGO. LIFEGUARD- OVER HERE! O1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. NOT YET.BUT I WILL BE AFTER I TELL YOU HOW MUCH MY HAPPINESS IS GOING TO COST YOU... DON'T TOUCH ME AGAIN.. OR I'LL HAVE SSECURITY ARREST YOU! ALL RIGHT.WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM ME..? I WANT THE DETAILS OF YOUR DISMISSALFOR STARTERS. FOUR WEEKS SEVERANCE. MANDATED THERAPY.AND A BIG BLACK MARK ON MY CAREER . ARE YOu HAPPY NOWMARGO--2 KOTEKY feuSIAN 6-15

    Sun, June 15, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Purple OCR: ..1 SNOOPED AGAIN. BLESS MEFOR I HAVE SINNEDAND THESE ARE My FAULTS.WELL.IT'S JUST- ONE FAULTREALLY.. APARTMENT WHY WOULD HARRISON NEARLY ATTACKED ME IN HIS OFFICE AFTER SCHOOL SHE RISK HER JOB TO HELP YOU NAIL HARRISON? I THINK IT WAS QUITE EXTRAORDINARY THAT THE CLEANING LADY IN YOUR SCHOOL GAVE YOU HOLTS PHONE BILL. AFTER ALLSHE COULD LOSE HER JOB IF YOU EVER MENTIONED HER AS THE SOURCE... .MARY OVERHEARD IT AND WANTED TO HELP ME. NOWWHAT /JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE C DO YOU THINK.Is/ SIDESAY THREE "HAIL READING OTHER MARY'S" AND ONE "OUR PEOPLE'S TRASH FATHER".AND NEXT TIMETRY TO FIGHT THE TEMP- TATION... GOOD FOR I TOLD JUNE QUIGLEY THAT IF THE BOARD DOESN'T FIRE HIM..I'LL CONSULT THE EEOC..YOULU ANN-! 9 TO 5.THE NATIONAL WOMAN'S BUREAU.. AND THE STATES DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN RIGHTSOFFICE OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. THE GOOD THING IS THAT INSTEAD OF FEELING SORRÝ FOR MYSELF. I'M FINALLY VERY ANGRY...! A SIN...? 6-8Korzky TRUSIANI 1997 by North America SyndcateInc. World rights reserved. ..1 SNOOPED AGAIN. BLESS MEFOR I HAVE SINNEDAND THESE ARE My FAULTS.WELL.IT'S JUST- ONE FAULTREALLY.. APARTMENT WHY WOULD HARRISON NEARLY ATTACKED ME IN HIS OFFICE AFTER SCHOOL SHE RISK HER JOB TO HELP YOU NAIL HARRISON? I THINK IT WAS QUITE EXTRAORDINARY THAT THE CLEANING LADY IN YOUR SCHOOL GAVE YOU HOLTS PHONE BILL. AFTER ALLSHE COULD LOSE HER JOB IF YOU EVER MENTIONED HER AS THE SOURCE... .MARY OVERHEARD IT AND WANTED TO HELP ME. NOWWHAT /JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE C DO YOU THINK.Is/ SIDESAY THREE "HAIL READING OTHER MARY'S" AND ONE "OUR PEOPLE'S TRASH FATHER".AND NEXT TIMETRY TO FIGHT THE TEMP- TATION... GOOD FOR I TOLD JUNE QUIGLEY THAT IF THE BOARD DOESN'T FIRE HIM..I'LL CONSULT THE EEOC..YOULU ANN-! 9 TO 5.THE NATIONAL WOMAN'S BUREAU.. AND THE STATES DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN RIGHTSOFFICE OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. THE GOOD THING IS THAT INSTEAD OF FEELING SORRÝ FOR MYSELF. I'M FINALLY VERY ANGRY...! A SIN...? 6-8Korzky TRUSIANI 1997 by North America SyndcateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, June 8, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Sharing OCR: LU ANN POWERS WAS SUPPOSED ...PERHAPS SSHE CHANGED HER MIND... TO BRING IN HER LETTER OF COMPLAINT AND SOME PHYSICAL EVIDENCE THIRTY MINUTES AGO... I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE HASN'T ARRIVEDCHARLES... APARTMENT ISN'T IT CUSTOMARY FOR YOU TO BEGIN IN THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE ? OHMR. HOLT... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKINGMR. HOLT.STARTING HERE IN YOUR OFFICE. FORGET IT.THE SCHOOL ISNT PAYING YOU FOR YOUR MENTAL CAPABILITIES. OHLOOK.THE POOR GIRL LOST HER HEAD. CAREFUL YOU DONT LOSE YOURSLU AN.. DON'T FORGET YOUR PLASTIC DOLLYLU ANN... IT LOOKS LIKE VERY IMPORTANT EVIDENCE FOR THE BOARD...! HAVE YOLI EVER BEEN TO A RESTAURANT CALLED THE SILENT WOMAN--? 'I THINK you AND MARGO SHOULD TRY IT. KoTzkyÉ TRUBIANI 6-7 ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. LU ANN POWERS WAS SUPPOSED ...PERHAPS SSHE CHANGED HER MIND... TO BRING IN HER LETTER OF COMPLAINT AND SOME PHYSICAL EVIDENCE THIRTY MINUTES AGO... I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE HASN'T ARRIVEDCHARLES... APARTMENT ISN'T IT CUSTOMARY FOR YOU TO BEGIN IN THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE ? OHYES...OF COURSEMR. HOLT... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKINGMR. HOLT.STARTING HERE IN YOUR OFFICE. FORGET IT.THE SCHOOL ISNT PAYING YOU FOR YOUR MENTAL CAPABILITIES. OHLOOK.THE POOR GIRL LOST HER HEAD. CAREFUL YOU DONT LOSE YOURSLU AN.. DON'T FORGET YOUR PLASTIC DOLLYLU ANN... IT LOOKS LIKE VERY IMPORTANT EVIDENCE FOR THE BOARD...! HAVE YOLI EVER BEEN TO A RESTAURANT CALLED THE SILENT WOMAN--? 'I THINK you AND MARGO SHOULD TRY IT. KoTzkyÉ TRUBIANI 6-7 ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, June 1, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Art OCR: THANK GOODNESS I BUMPED INTO YOUPROFESSOR. I'M SURE I WOULD'VE DROPPED A BAG OR TWO WITHOUT YOUR HELPLU ANN SHOULD BE HOME SOON!1 HOPE SHE MANAGED TO AVOID HARRISON TODAY.. GLAD I COULD HELPTOMMIE. APARTM ENT WHERE IS MY KEY ? IF I KNOCK.I DONT THINK ANYONE WILL HEAR MEI THINK THE SCHOOL IS EMPTY TODAY.. MY KEY--! PAND PRINCIPAL HOLT'S PHONE BILL.. TRUSIANI -25 O1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. A FAVORABLE REVIEW WOULD BENEFIT VOUR CAREER-- AND YOUR SALARYLU AN. PERFORM FOR ME NOW AND I'LL GIVE YOU AN UNBELIEVABLY FAVORABLE REVIEW! HOW DARE YOuHARRISON! i KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN POING TO ME ALL THIS TIME !! ITS YOUR CAREER THATS GOING TO BE REVIEWEDHARRISON... NOT MINE ! I'LL BE IN TROUBLE IF ANYONE FINDS OUT I HAVE THE PRINCIPAL'S PERSONAL PRINCIPAL HOLT PHONE BILL.. ??? THANK GOODNESS I BUMPED INTO YOUPROFESSOR. I'M SURE I WOULD'VE DROPPED A BAG OR TWO WITHOUT YOUR HELPLU ANN SHOULD BE HOME SOON!1 HOPE SHE MANAGED TO AVOID HARRISON TODAY.. GLAD I COULD HELPTOMMIE. APARTM ENT WHERE IS MY KEY ? IF I KNOCK.I DONT THINK ANYONE WILL HEAR MEI THINK THE SCHOOL IS EMPTY TODAY.. MY KEY--! PAND PRINCIPAL HOLT'S PHONE BILL.. TRUSIANI -25 O1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. A FAVORABLE REVIEW WOULD BENEFIT VOUR CAREER-- AND YOUR SALARYLU AN. PERFORM FOR ME NOW AND I'LL GIVE YOU AN UNBELIEVABLY FAVORABLE REVIEW! HOW DARE YOuHARRISON! i KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN POING TO ME ALL THIS TIME !! ITS YOUR CAREER THATS GOING TO BE REVIEWEDHARRISON... NOT MINE ! I'LL BE IN TROUBLE IF ANYONE FINDS OUT I HAVE THE PRINCIPAL'S PERSONAL PRINCIPAL HOLT PHONE BILL.. ???

    Sun, May 25, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Sharing OCR: I AGREE WITH MARGO AND THE PROFESSOR. HARRISON IS SO NEUROTIC HE SHOULD NOT BE IN CHARGE OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLIT WAS NICE WALKING TO SCHOOLBUT I'VE ARRIVED EARLIER THAN I EXPECTEDAPARTMENT WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN IS YOu WANT TO AVOID HARRISON BY ARRIVING LATELU ANN. WHAT CAN YOU DO TO KILL TIME ? INERS I'LL PICK UPA MUFFIN IN HERE.THAT WAY IM NOT ALONE IN MY CLAŠS- ROOM...A SITTING DUCK FOR HARRISON. WILLIAM AND 1 ARE PLAYING WEDDINGMOMMY... YOU HAVE TO WEAR A GLITTER DRESS AND I'M WEARING A LONGLONG WEDDING DRESS. I'M WEARING A BATHING CAP. A BATHING CAP...?! WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BATHING CAP? I'M NOT MARRYING YOU IF You WEAR A BATHING CAP! SOYOU'VE FOUND ME ????... OUTLU ANN.. I WANT TO..1 LIKE IT... HARRISON ! TRUSIANI 5-18 801997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved I AGREE WITH MARGO AND THE PROFESSOR. HARRISON IS SO NEUROTIC HE SHOULD NOT BE IN CHARGE OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLIT WAS NICE WALKING TO SCHOOLBUT I'VE ARRIVED EARLIER THAN I EXPECTEDAPARTMENT WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN IS YOu WANT TO AVOID HARRISON BY ARRIVING LATEI HAVE TO GoLU ANN. WHAT CAN YOU DO TO KILL TIME ? INERS I'LL PICK UPA MUFFIN IN HERE.THAT WAY IM NOT ALONE IN MY CLAŠS- ROOM...A SITTING DUCK FOR HARRISON. WILLIAM AND 1 ARE PLAYING WEDDINGMOMMY... YOU HAVE TO WEAR A GLITTER DRESS AND I'M WEARING A LONGLONG WEDDING DRESS. I'M WEARING A BATHING CAP. A BATHING CAP...?! WHY ARE YOU WEARING A BATHING CAP? I'M NOT MARRYING YOU IF You WEAR A BATHING CAP! SOYOU'VE FOUND ME ????... OUTLU ANN.. I WANT TO..1 LIKE IT... HARRISON ! TRUSIANI 5-18 801997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved

    Sun, May 18, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Human OCR: 1 WONDER WHICH OF MY ANEIGHBORS HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT THEIR LAUNDRY...? IS THIS YOURSLU ANN.? I WAS JUST GOING TO PUT IT ASIDE. ? APARTM ENT HOW ARE THINGS GOING AT YOUR JOBLU ANN? YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HARRISONPROFESSOR. HES THE ONE WHOS BEEN HARASSING MEI HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT HARRISON FROM THE START...BUT WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE TL THAT HE'S THE SCOUNDREL? AT SCHOOL TODAY SOME- ONE STUFFED SEXY LINGERIE ) IN MY COAT POCKET. MARGO RECOGNIZED IT. ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. APPARENTLYHARRISON SPENT PART OF THEIR DATE DROOLING OVER THAT EXACT LINGERIE IN A STORE DISPLAY! HE EVEN WONDERED ALOUD TO MARGO WHICH GOOD HEAVENS..THE FELLOW OBVIOUSLY 7 CAN'T CONTROL HIS IMPULSES! IM SORRY YOUVE HAD TO DEAL/ WOULD IT BE TOO WITH THISLU ANN. NOW WHAT /COWARDLY TO QUIT.? 1 DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE HARRISON AGAIN.. AND I DON'T WANT HIM LOOKING AT ??. DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT IT? OF HIS TEACHERS WAS WEARING IT UNDER HER DRESS. 5-11 KoTEky TRUSIANI 1 WONDER WHICH OF MY ANEIGHBORS HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT THEIR LAUNDRY...? IS THIS YOURSLU ANN.? I WAS JUST GOING TO PUT IT ASIDE. ? APARTM ENT HOW ARE THINGS GOING AT YOUR JOBLU ANN? YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT HARRISONPROFESSOR. HES THE ONE WHOS BEEN HARASSING MEI HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT HARRISON FROM THE START...BUT WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE TL THAT HE'S THE SCOUNDREL? AT SCHOOL TODAY SOME- ONE STUFFED SEXY LINGERIE ) IN MY COAT POCKET. MARGO RECOGNIZED IT. ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. APPARENTLYHARRISON SPENT PART OF THEIR DATE DROOLING OVER THAT EXACT LINGERIE IN A STORE DISPLAY! HE EVEN WONDERED ALOUD TO MARGO WHICH GOOD HEAVENS..THE FELLOW OBVIOUSLY 7 CAN'T CONTROL HIS IMPULSES! IM SORRY YOUVE HAD TO DEAL/ WOULD IT BE TOO WITH THISLU ANN. NOW WHAT /COWARDLY TO QUIT.? 1 DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE HARRISON AGAIN.. AND I DON'T WANT HIM LOOKING AT ??. DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT IT? OF HIS TEACHERS WAS WEARING IT UNDER HER DRESS. 5-11 KoTEky TRUSIANI

    Sun, May 11, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Sharing OCR: ONE OF THE TEACHERS AT YOUR SCHOOL CONFIDED IN ME THAT SHE'S BEING HARASSED ANONYMOUSLY. OH FUDGE! IS SHE GOING TO DO ANY- THING ABOUT IT? WELLSHE SHOULD/DON'T BITE MY HEAD OFFJUNE. I'M NOT HARASSING HER! CHARLES! APARTMENT EWPAS IRT WELLHOW BAD IS He THE HARASSMENTi JUNE .? HAS THE TEACHER BEEN.. TOUCHED.? GOOD GRIEFCHARLES... IF HE HAD TOUCHED HERHE WOULDN'T BE ANONYMOUS WOULD HE? I DON'T THINK THE E BOARD SHOULD TAKE ACTION. ERR.. HMM.. YOU'RE A LAWYERJUNE.WHAT ACTION SHOULD WE TAKE.? <©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. MEAN-/ I'M QUITTING MY JOB BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WHAT PERSON WOULD WRAP LINGERIE IN CONSTRUCTION PAPER TO DISGUISE IT AS A CHILD'S PRESENT. I KNOW EXACTLY WHO! WHILE .THEN HIDE IT IN MY POCKET WITH THIS CREEPY NOTE? 5.4 korzky TRUSIANI ONE OF THE TEACHERS AT YOUR SCHOOL CONFIDED IN ME THAT SHE'S BEING HARASSED ANONYMOUSLY. OH FUDGE! IS SHE GOING TO DO ANY- THING ABOUT IT? WELLSHE SHOULD/DON'T BITE MY HEAD OFFJUNE. I'M NOT HARASSING HER! CHARLES! APARTMENT EWPAS IRT WELLHOW BAD IS He THE HARASSMENTi JUNE .? HAS THE TEACHER BEEN.. TOUCHED.? GOOD GRIEFCHARLES... IF HE HAD TOUCHED HERHE WOULDN'T BE ANONYMOUS WOULD HE? I DON'T THINK THE E BOARD SHOULD TAKE ACTION. ERR.. HMM.. YOU'RE A LAWYERJUNE.WHAT ACTION SHOULD WE TAKE.? <©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. MEAN-/ I'M QUITTING MY JOB BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WHAT PERSON WOULD WRAP LINGERIE IN CONSTRUCTION PAPER TO DISGUISE IT AS A CHILD'S PRESENT. I KNOW EXACTLY WHO! WHILE .THEN HIDE IT IN MY POCKET WITH THIS CREEPY NOTE? 5.4 korzky TRUSIANI

    Sun, May 4, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • White OCR: MY BUILDING Y..THANK YOU FOR iS RIGHT HERE...THE RIDE HOMEJUNE... HAPPY TO DO ITLU ANN. APARTMENT THERE IS ONE OTHER THING I WOULD BE ..DESPITE ITS CHILDLIKE WRAPPING..THIS GIFT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT GIVEN TO You BY A CHILD WILLING TO DO FOR YOU.. yOU'RE RIGHTJUNE.SOME- ONES BEEN HARASSING ME AT SCHOOL AND AT HOME. KOTzk TRUŠIAN I HAVE WRITTEN A LETTER OF COMPLAINTBUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.I CAN'T FILE IT WITH HARRISON HOLT. WHO IS IT You SUSPECTLU ANN.? I.I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE TELLING YOUU WHEN I HAVEN'T ANY CONCRETE EVIDENCEHERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER--CALL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO SHOW MY HUSBAND YOUR LETTER OF COMPLAINTOFF THE RECORD. EVEN IF THE PERSON YOU SUSPECT CAN'T BE FIRED BEÇAUSE THE EVIDENCE ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH... THE SCHOOL COULD STILL ISSUE HIM A WARNING. ..A WARNING MIGHT STOP (.THEN AGAINIT MIGHT NOT .WELL.THANKSJUNE. I'LL THINK IT ÓVER. HIS HARASSMENT OF YOu. ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved MY BUILDING Y..THANK YOU FOR iS RIGHT HERE...THE RIDE HOMEJUNE... HAPPY TO DO ITLU ANN. APARTMENT THERE IS ONE OTHER THING I WOULD BE ..DESPITE ITS CHILDLIKE WRAPPING..THIS GIFT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT GIVEN TO You BY A CHILD WILLING TO DO FOR YOU.. yOU'RE RIGHTJUNE.SOME- ONES BEEN HARASSING ME AT SCHOOL AND AT HOME. KOTzk TRUŠIAN I HAVE WRITTEN A LETTER OF COMPLAINTBUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES.I CAN'T FILE IT WITH HARRISON HOLT. WHO IS IT You SUSPECTLU ANN.? I.I DONT FEEL COMFORTABLE TELLING YOUU WHEN I HAVEN'T ANY CONCRETE EVIDENCEHERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER--CALL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO SHOW MY HUSBAND YOUR LETTER OF COMPLAINTOFF THE RECORD. EVEN IF THE PERSON YOU SUSPECT CAN'T BE FIRED BEÇAUSE THE EVIDENCE ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH... THE SCHOOL COULD STILL ISSUE HIM A WARNING. ..A WARNING MIGHT STOP (.THEN AGAINIT MIGHT NOT .WELL.THANKSJUNE. I'LL THINK IT ÓVER. HIS HARASSMENT OF YOu. ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved

    Sun, April 27, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Human OCR: I APPRECIATE YOUR BEING CANDID WITH ME ABOUT MY SONS STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSESLU ANN. OF COURSEJUNE APARTMENT JAMESON HAS A WONDERFULLY CREATIVE MIND... THIS SCULPTURE IS A PRIME EXAMPLEBECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS ON THE SCHOOL's BOARD OF DIRECTORS.SOME OF THE TEACHERS AREN'T AS HONEST AS YOU ARELU ANN. I THINK ITS EASIER FOR ME TO TALK OPENLY WITH YOUBECAUSE WE WORKED TOGETHER ON THAT CHARITY ART AUCTION. VESDESPITE THE WORK INVOLVEDTHAT WAS SUCH AN ENJOYABLE PROJECT. IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLYYou DON'T LIVE TOO FAR FROM US. y North America SyndicnteInc. World rights reserved. 7RUSIANI WHATS THIS...? OHHOW SWEET--! A PRESENT WRAPPED IN CONSTRUCTION PAPER .IT MUST BE FROM ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS! CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME? YES THANKS.. ID ÁPPRECIATE IT. I APPRECIATE YOUR BEING CANDID WITH ME ABOUT MY SONS STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSESLU ANN. OF COURSEJUNE APARTMENT JAMESON HAS A WONDERFULLY CREATIVE MIND... THIS SCULPTURE IS A PRIME EXAMPLEBECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS ON THE SCHOOL's BOARD OF DIRECTORS.SOME OF THE TEACHERS AREN'T AS HONEST AS YOU ARELU ANN. I THINK ITS EASIER FOR ME TO TALK OPENLY WITH YOUBECAUSE WE WORKED TOGETHER ON THAT CHARITY ART AUCTION. VESDESPITE THE WORK INVOLVEDTHAT WAS SUCH AN ENJOYABLE PROJECT. IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLYYou DON'T LIVE TOO FAR FROM US. y North America SyndicnteInc. World rights reserved. 7RUSIANI WHATS THIS...? OHHOW SWEET--! A PRESENT WRAPPED IN CONSTRUCTION PAPER .IT MUST BE FROM ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS! CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME? YES THANKS.. ID ÁPPRECIATE IT.

    Sun, April 20, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Organism OCR: HAVE A GOOD DAY JAMESON. AND DON'T FORGET TO SCHEDULE THAT PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCE WITH MISS POWERS. WHAT ARE YOUU DOINGMOM..?! STOP! SOME- BODY MIGHT SEE! APARTM ENT OKAY... HARRISON CLAIMS NOT TO WHO LEFT THIS NAKED DOLL IN MY DESK DRAWER YESTERDAY...? WAS HE TRYING TO SHOCK ME...? NONE OF MYy STUDENTS KNOW ANY- THING ABOUT IT... KNOW ABOUT ITEITHER. KOTEKY ÉTRUSIANI 4-13 MARGO INSISTS 1 PUT THE DOLL BACK BECAUSE "THE CRIMINAL ALWAYS RETURNS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME." BUT IS THAT CHALLENGING HIM TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE? MAYBE I SHOULD THROW THE DOLL AWAY... NOI WANT TO CHALLENGE HIm.. TO SHOW HIS FACE... TO REVEAL HIMSEL... SO I CAN CATCH HIM IN THE ACT...! SLAM! 1997 by North America SyndicaleInc. World rights reserved. HAVE A GOOD DAY JAMESON. AND DON'T FORGET TO SCHEDULE THAT PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCE WITH MISS POWERS. WHAT ARE YOUU DOINGMOM..?! STOP! SOME- BODY MIGHT SEE! APARTM ENT OKAY... HARRISON CLAIMS NOT TO WHO LEFT THIS NAKED DOLL IN MY DESK DRAWER YESTERDAY...? WAS HE TRYING TO SHOCK ME...? NONE OF MYy STUDENTS KNOW ANY- THING ABOUT IT... KNOW ABOUT ITEITHER. KOTEKY ÉTRUSIANI 4-13 MARGO INSISTS 1 PUT THE DOLL BACK BECAUSE "THE CRIMINAL ALWAYS RETURNS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME." BUT IS THAT CHALLENGING HIM TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE? MAYBE I SHOULD THROW THE DOLL AWAY... NOI WANT TO CHALLENGE HIm.. TO SHOW HIS FACE... TO REVEAL HIMSEL... SO I CAN CATCH HIM IN THE ACT...! SLAM! 1997 by North America SyndicaleInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, April 13, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Product OCR: OH NO.IT'S RAINING AGAIN...WHERES MY UMBRELLA? PON'T YOU REMEMBERLU ANN ..? YOU LOANED IT TO THE DELIVERY GUY FROM THE GREEK CORNER. APARTMENT TAKE MY UMBRELLA... AND A WORD OF WARNING..NICE GIRLS DON'T FINISH LASTTHEY GET TRAMPLED WHAT MARGO IS REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS... DON'T HESITATE ANY LONGER TO FILE THAT LETTER OF COMPLAINT. ON. ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. NO WAY...! THAT'S SIMPLY CONFRONTED) SENDING LU ANN INTO THE LIONS DEN! BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO FILE WITH MY PRINCIPAL. YOU CAN'T FILE WITH HARRISON BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF You HARRISON? MARGO'S RIGHT. BUT IF YOU CANT FILE WITH THE PRINCIPALLU ANN..WHO ÇAN YOU FILE WITH? WHY NOT GO TO THE TOP.3! WHY NOT FILE WITH THE SCHOOLS BOARD OF DIRECTORS..?! TOMMIEDO YOU REALLY BELIEVE HARRISON WOULD SAY1 SHOWED YOU THAT PORNO VIDEO ON PURPOSE TO WATCH YOUR SHOCKED FACE.IT MADE ME LAUGH TO SEE YOU SQUIRM. OHAND BY THE WAY.I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THAT OBSCENE PHONE CALLTO YOU AND PUT THE NAKED DOLL IN YOUR DESK" 4-6 ROTELYE GRUSIAN OH NO.IT'S RAINING AGAIN...WHERES MY UMBRELLA? PON'T YOU REMEMBERLU ANN ..? YOU LOANED IT TO THE DELIVERY GUY FROM THE GREEK CORNER. APARTMENT TAKE MY UMBRELLA... AND A WORD OF WARNING..NICE GIRLS DON'T FINISH LASTTHEY GET TRAMPLED WHAT MARGO IS REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS... DON'T HESITATE ANY LONGER TO FILE THAT LETTER OF COMPLAINT. ON. ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. NO WAY...! THAT'S SIMPLY CONFRONTED) SENDING LU ANN INTO THE LIONS DEN! BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO FILE WITH MY PRINCIPAL. YOU CAN'T FILE WITH HARRISON BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF You HARRISON? MARGO'S RIGHT. BUT IF YOU CANT FILE WITH THE PRINCIPALLU ANN..WHO ÇAN YOU FILE WITH? WHY NOT GO TO THE TOP.3! WHY NOT FILE WITH THE SCHOOLS BOARD OF DIRECTORS..?! TOMMIEDO YOU REALLY BELIEVE HARRISON WOULD SAYLU ANN1 SHOWED YOU THAT PORNO VIDEO ON PURPOSE TO WATCH YOUR SHOCKED FACE.IT MADE ME LAUGH TO SEE YOU SQUIRM. OHAND BY THE WAY.I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THAT OBSCENE PHONE CALLTO YOU AND PUT THE NAKED DOLL IN YOUR DESK" 4-6 ROTELYE GRUSIAN

    Sun, April 6, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Human OCR: DONT YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLARICARDO? NO NO!NO! yOU'LL DRIP ALL OVER OUR FLOOR! APARTMENT FORGET! HELP! I ALMOST LOST MY CAPPUCCINO! HERETAKE THIS... THANK YOULOUIE. ...LU ANN.. JUST BRING IT BACK TOMORROW MORNING WITH MARGOS ORDEROKAY.? 3-30 TRUSIANI NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO 3 b0 WITHOUT AN UMBRELLAMARGO? WORST-CASE SCENARIOI'LL SHIELD My HEAD I KNOW YOU'RE GOING ) WITH THE DAILY NEWS. OOPS.. LOOKS LIKE I GAVE RICARDO MY ONLY UMBRELLA. YoU CAN BORROW MINE ...I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE TODAY. OUT TODAY! THANKS. BORROW ONE OF MY RAIN HATSIF YOU WANTI DON'T BELIEVE IT! A GLAMOUR QUEEN LIKE YOU ..ON MY HONORA GIRL SCOUT UNIFORM STARTED OUT AS (NEVER LOOKED SO GOODBUT..NO THANKS! THEY REMIND ME OF MY NOT-VERY- GLAMOROUS GIRL SCOUT LEADERSHE ALWAYS WORE THOSE DUMPY.ER.. FLOPPY RAIN CAPS. A GIRL SCOUT.? 01997 by North America Syndicate. Ina. World rights reserved DONT YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLARICARDO? NO NO!NO! yOU'LL DRIP ALL OVER OUR FLOOR! APARTMENT FORGET! HELP! I ALMOST LOST MY CAPPUCCINO! HERETAKE THIS... THANK YOULOUIE. ...LU ANN.. JUST BRING IT BACK TOMORROW MORNING WITH MARGOS ORDEROKAY.? 3-30 TRUSIANI NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO 3 b0 WITHOUT AN UMBRELLAMARGO? WORST-CASE SCENARIOI'LL SHIELD My HEAD I KNOW YOU'RE GOING ) WITH THE DAILY NEWS. OOPS.. LOOKS LIKE I GAVE RICARDO MY ONLY UMBRELLA. YoU CAN BORROW MINE ...I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE TODAY. OUT TODAY! THANKS. BORROW ONE OF MY RAIN HATSIF YOU WANTI DON'T BELIEVE IT! A GLAMOUR QUEEN LIKE YOU ..ON MY HONORA GIRL SCOUT UNIFORM STARTED OUT AS (NEVER LOOKED SO GOODNO OFFENSEBUT..NO THANKS! THEY REMIND ME OF MY NOT-VERY- GLAMOROUS GIRL SCOUT LEADERSHE ALWAYS WORE THOSE DUMPY.ER.. FLOPPY RAIN CAPS. A GIRL SCOUT.? 01997 by North America Syndicate. Ina. World rights reserved

    Sun, March 30, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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