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  • Cartoon OCR: T'LL JUST HEAD OVER TO THE GIRLS' APARTMENT WITH THESE POPOVERS AND WHILE THERE I'LL ASK LU ANN ABOUT HER DAY. i WANT TO LEARN WHETHER HARRISON OR ANYBODY ELSE BOTHERED LU ANN AT SCHOOL TODAY. 3-G NO...NO.NO.1 CAN'T.! 1 DON'T WANT THE GIRLS TO THINK 1'M A NOSY PARKER! APARTM ENT 3-G ITS PAST MIDNIGHTLU ANN... IM THE ONE WHO KEEPS OWL'S HOURS... WHAT'S KEEPING you AWAKE.? (1 WONDER IF I OCOULD RETURN THAT DRESS I WORE ON MY DATE LAST NIGHT? EVERY TIME 1 LOOK AT ITIT REMINDS ME OF THAT MISERABLE MAN! KINOCK KNOCK KNOCK 3-23 KOTZKY TRUSIANI 1 DID EXACTLY WHAT THE WOMAN ON THE HOTLINE TOLD ME TO DOI WROTE EVERYTHING DOWN. 1 LISTED EACH INCIDENT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. I DIDNT KNOW WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR. SOME OF THEMBUT... I ALSO WROTE ABOUT THOSE THINGS HARRISON DID THAT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE AND WERE POSSIBLY DONE ON PURPOSE.. I THINK ITS AWFUL THAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THIS ORDEAL. IF WE EVER DISCOVER THAT HARRISON IS BEHIND THAT OBSCENE PHONE CALL... THANKSMARGO.. FOR NOWYOU'RE SUCH A GOOD WRITERCAN YOu JUST PROOF- READ WHAT you CAN COUNT ON ME TO GET EVEN WITH HIM.. CREATIVELY... UNDER- HANDEDLY! WROTE? T'LL JUST HEAD OVER TO THE GIRLS' APARTMENT WITH THESE POPOVERS AND WHILE THERE I'LL ASK LU ANN ABOUT HER DAY. i WANT TO LEARN WHETHER HARRISON OR ANYBODY ELSE BOTHERED LU ANN AT SCHOOL TODAY. 3-G NO...NO.NO.1 CAN'T.! 1 DON'T WANT THE GIRLS TO THINK 1'M A NOSY PARKER! APARTM ENT 3-G ITS PAST MIDNIGHTLU ANN... IM THE ONE WHO KEEPS OWL'S HOURS... WHAT'S KEEPING you AWAKE.? (1 WONDER IF I OCOULD RETURN THAT DRESS I WORE ON MY DATE LAST NIGHT? EVERY TIME 1 LOOK AT ITIT REMINDS ME OF THAT MISERABLE MAN! KINOCK KNOCK KNOCK 3-23 KOTZKY TRUSIANI 1 DID EXACTLY WHAT THE WOMAN ON THE HOTLINE TOLD ME TO DOI WROTE EVERYTHING DOWN. 1 LISTED EACH INCIDENT OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. I DIDNT KNOW WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR. SOME OF THEMBUT... I ALSO WROTE ABOUT THOSE THINGS HARRISON DID THAT MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE AND WERE POSSIBLY DONE ON PURPOSE.. I THINK ITS AWFUL THAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THIS ORDEAL. IF WE EVER DISCOVER THAT HARRISON IS BEHIND THAT OBSCENE PHONE CALL... THANKSMARGO.. FOR NOWYOU'RE SUCH A GOOD WRITERCAN YOu JUST PROOF- READ WHAT you CAN COUNT ON ME TO GET EVEN WITH HIM.. CREATIVELY... UNDER- HANDEDLY! WROTE?

    Sun, March 23, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Facial expression OCR: I HOPE YOU DIDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HARRISON HOLT ON YOUR DATE LAST NIGHTFAR FROM IT... APARTMENT HARRISON DOLT IS AN EGOTISTICALMANIPULATIVE CHEAPSKATE! LISTEN TO THIS -- LU ANN IS TALKING TO SOME SEXUAL HARASSMENT HOTLINE! I DIDN'T KNOW SOMEONE WAS HARASSING HER ANONYMOUSLY...! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EAVES- DROPPING ! AND I HAD NO IDEA THAT HARRY HAD BEEN BOTHERING HER AT SCHOOL..! SHHH! HERE SHE COMES! UNTIL LU ANN TOLD THE PROFESSOR AND ME LAST NIGHT...WE DIDN'T KNOW EITHER EAVESDROPPING AGAINMARGO.? (1 CANT HELP ITTHE WALLS ARE PAPER THIN... SO HOW DO WE GET EVEN WITH THAT EGOTISTICALMANIPULATIVE CHEAPSKATE HARRISON HOLT..?! WE „?!! 1 TAKE IT YOUR DATE WITH HIM DIDN'T GO WELL... 316 Kotkyt TRUSIANI I HOPE YOU DIDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH HARRISON HOLT ON YOUR DATE LAST NIGHTFAR FROM IT... APARTMENT HARRISON DOLT IS AN EGOTISTICALMANIPULATIVE CHEAPSKATE! LISTEN TO THIS -- LU ANN IS TALKING TO SOME SEXUAL HARASSMENT HOTLINE! I DIDN'T KNOW SOMEONE WAS HARASSING HER ANONYMOUSLY...! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EAVES- DROPPING ! AND I HAD NO IDEA THAT HARRY HAD BEEN BOTHERING HER AT SCHOOL..! SHHH! HERE SHE COMES! UNTIL LU ANN TOLD THE PROFESSOR AND ME LAST NIGHT...WE DIDN'T KNOW EITHER EAVESDROPPING AGAINMARGO.? (1 CANT HELP ITLU ANN..THE WALLS ARE PAPER THIN... SO HOW DO WE GET EVEN WITH THAT EGOTISTICALMANIPULATIVE CHEAPSKATE HARRISON HOLT..?! WE „?!! 1 TAKE IT YOUR DATE WITH HIM DIDN'T GO WELL... 316 Kotkyt TRUSIANI

    Sun, March 16, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Jaw OCR: I MAY NOT BE READY TO ACCUSE MY BOSS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENTBUT 1 AM READY TO FOLLOW THE PROFESSOR'S ADVICE... HE WARNED ME NOT TO BE ALONE WITH HARRISON... ...1 HOPE MARGO ISN'T ALONE WITH HIM NOw... APARTM ENT 7 6 YOU'RE WHAT MEN CALL A TEASEMARGO... YOU ACT LIKE YOU WANT AN AFFAIR ... THEN WHEN IT BEGINS YOU'RE SHOCKED AND INSULTED. I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOu RELAXMARG... I'LL RELAX WHEN YOU REMOVE YOUR UNINVITED HANDS! 1 DON'T LIKE YOUR GAMEHARRISON. 1 DIDNT SEND ANY SIGNALS TONIGHT THAT 1 WANTED YOU TO TOUCH ME-EVEN UNDER THE GUISE OF A "FRIENDLY" SHOULDER RUB. AND DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF.. You CAN'T...! TELL CASANOVA HIS CARD HAS BEEN REJECTED. KOTEKY FTRUSIANI I MAY NOT BE READY TO ACCUSE MY BOSS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENTBUT 1 AM READY TO FOLLOW THE PROFESSOR'S ADVICE... HE WARNED ME NOT TO BE ALONE WITH HARRISON... ...1 HOPE MARGO ISN'T ALONE WITH HIM NOw... APARTM ENT 7 6 YOU'RE WHAT MEN CALL A TEASEMARGO... YOU ACT LIKE YOU WANT AN AFFAIR ... THEN WHEN IT BEGINS YOU'RE SHOCKED AND INSULTED. I'M ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOu RELAXMARG... I'LL RELAX WHEN YOU REMOVE YOUR UNINVITED HANDS! 1 DON'T LIKE YOUR GAMEHARRISON. 1 DIDNT SEND ANY SIGNALS TONIGHT THAT 1 WANTED YOU TO TOUCH ME-EVEN UNDER THE GUISE OF A "FRIENDLY" SHOULDER RUB. AND DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF.. You CAN'T...! TELL CASANOVA HIS CARD HAS BEEN REJECTED. KOTEKY FTRUSIANI

    Sun, March 9, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Style OCR: IT WAS DIFFICULT TALKING TO YOU TWO! HOW COULD I TALK TO A STRANGER.. LU ANN1 CAN UNDÉR- STAND THAT YOU'RE NOT READY TO ACCUSE YOUR BOS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. BUT WHY NOT SPEAK TO AN EXPERT 2 APARTMENT THAT'S TRUE.. S IT SEXUAL HARASSMENT IF A BOSS TOUCHES AN EMPLOYEE'S HAND OR ARM JUST TO ANNOY HER... I HOPE YOU'LL CALL THIS NUMBERLU ANN... l'M SURE THEY'LL KNOW MORE THAN WE DO THEY CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT BEHAVIORS CONSTITUTE SEXUAL HARASSMENT... OR DOES THE ENCOUNTER HAVE TO BE MORE THREATENING-- "SLEEP WITH ME ÖR YOU LOSE YOUR JOB..? HARASS- MENT. KOTEKY 800 TRUSIAN! 32 2773 HOW CAN I POSSIBLY REPORT SOMEONE FOR SEXUAL HARASS- MENT WHEN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO MADE TH? OBSCENE PHONE CALL.? I DONT KNOW WHO LEFT THE PICTURE OF A NUDE MALE CON MY DESK AT SCHOOL TO TRY AND SHOCK ME... ???THAT'S IT!!! PERHAPS I SHOULD CALL THE HOTLINE ANONYMOUSLY! IT WAS DIFFICULT TALKING TO YOU TWO! HOW COULD I TALK TO A STRANGER.. LU ANN1 CAN UNDÉR- STAND THAT YOU'RE NOT READY TO ACCUSE YOUR BOS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT. BUT WHY NOT SPEAK TO AN EXPERT 2 APARTMENT THAT'S TRUE.. S IT SEXUAL HARASSMENT IF A BOSS TOUCHES AN EMPLOYEE'S HAND OR ARM JUST TO ANNOY HER... I HOPE YOU'LL CALL THIS NUMBERLU ANN... l'M SURE THEY'LL KNOW MORE THAN WE DO THEY CAN TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT BEHAVIORS CONSTITUTE SEXUAL HARASSMENT... OR DOES THE ENCOUNTER HAVE TO BE MORE THREATENING-- "SLEEP WITH ME ÖR YOU LOSE YOUR JOB..? HARASS- MENT. KOTEKY 800 TRUSIAN! 32 2773 HOW CAN I POSSIBLY REPORT SOMEONE FOR SEXUAL HARASS- MENT WHEN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO MADE TH? OBSCENE PHONE CALL.? I DONT KNOW WHO LEFT THE PICTURE OF A NUDE MALE CON MY DESK AT SCHOOL TO TRY AND SHOCK ME... ???THAT'S IT!!! PERHAPS I SHOULD CALL THE HOTLINE ANONYMOUSLY!

    Sun, March 2, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Font OCR: BUT THAT WASN'T THE WORST OF IT... THIS DATE CANT END SOON ENOUGH! APARTMENT FROM WHAT You'VE TOLD US TONIGHTYOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HARRISON BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOUR ENCOUNTERS HAVE BEEN.. WELL.. .. MAY I INTERJECT...? FINALLYTHE CHECK! AT BESTHARRISON IS LUNINTENTIONALLY CREEPY. AT WORSTHES DELIBERATELY AND SEXUALLY HARASSING YOU! TAKEN ALONEEACH EVENT MIGHT SEEM INNOCENT ENOUGH.. BRUSHING HARRISON EVEN SHOWED LU ANN A PORNO VIDEO ACCIDENTALLY'! AGAINST YOU ACCIDENTALLY... HANDS TOUCHING ACCIDENTLY... INSISTING ON RUBBING YOUR INJURED NECK WHILE BEING INSENSITIVE TO YOUR DISCOMFORT.. TRUSANI ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. Worid rights reserved. I DON'T BELIEVE IT WAS THE VIDEO STORE'S MISTAKE. HÅRRISON DID IT TO SHOCK LU ANN.. ..1 AGREE! THE SCOUNDREL LIKELY DELIGHTED IN HER DISCOMFORT! HOWEVERHARRISON HOLT IS THE PRINCIPAL OF THE SCHOOL-- AND YOUR BOSS THEREFOREANY ACTION YOU TAKELL ANNMUST BE WELL CALCULATED.! BUT THAT WASN'T THE WORST OF IT... THIS DATE CANT END SOON ENOUGH! APARTMENT FROM WHAT You'VE TOLD US TONIGHTLU ANNYOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND HARRISON BECAUSE SO MANY OF YOUR ENCOUNTERS HAVE BEEN.. WELL.. .. MAY I INTERJECT...? FINALLYTHE CHECK! AT BESTHARRISON IS LUNINTENTIONALLY CREEPY. AT WORSTHES DELIBERATELY AND SEXUALLY HARASSING YOU! TAKEN ALONEEACH EVENT MIGHT SEEM INNOCENT ENOUGH.. BRUSHING HARRISON EVEN SHOWED LU ANN A PORNO VIDEO ACCIDENTALLY'! AGAINST YOU ACCIDENTALLY... HANDS TOUCHING ACCIDENTLY... INSISTING ON RUBBING YOUR INJURED NECK WHILE BEING INSENSITIVE TO YOUR DISCOMFORT.. TRUSANI ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. Worid rights reserved. I DON'T BELIEVE IT WAS THE VIDEO STORE'S MISTAKE. HÅRRISON DID IT TO SHOCK LU ANN.. ..1 AGREE! THE SCOUNDREL LIKELY DELIGHTED IN HER DISCOMFORT! HOWEVERHARRISON HOLT IS THE PRINCIPAL OF THE SCHOOL-- AND YOUR BOSS THEREFOREANY ACTION YOU TAKELL ANNMUST BE WELL CALCULATED.!

    Sun, February 23, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Social group OCR: ??? 3-G BY ALEX KOTZKY I CANT BELIEVE HARRISON HASNT ASKEDO0 ME ONE QUESTION ABOUT MYSELF! SO FAR WE'VE TALKED ABOUT HIS EX-WIFE..HIS NEW CONDO... HIS HOBBIES.. HIS HEALTH CLUB MEMBERSHIP... WHAT A REVEALING EVENING...I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT YouHARRISON 2-16 DID I MENTION HARVARD MED SCHOOL..? 1 CONSIDERED BECOMING A PSYCHIATRIST! DID HE LEAVE ANYTHING OUT...? OF COURSE! HIS CAREER STRUGGLE! WHAT A LOSER! ?? DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE MY DRESS! ??? 3-G BY ALEX KOTZKY I CANT BELIEVE HARRISON HASNT ASKEDO0 ME ONE QUESTION ABOUT MYSELF! SO FAR WE'VE TALKED ABOUT HIS EX-WIFE..HIS NEW CONDO... HIS HOBBIES.. HIS HEALTH CLUB MEMBERSHIP... WHAT A REVEALING EVENING...I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT YouHARRISON 2-16 DID I MENTION HARVARD MED SCHOOL..? 1 CONSIDERED BECOMING A PSYCHIATRIST! DID HE LEAVE ANYTHING OUT...? OF COURSE! HIS CAREER STRUGGLE! WHAT A LOSER! ?? DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE MY DRESS!

    Sun, February 16, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Art OCR: .1 WONDER WHAT'S BOTHERING HER .2 LU ANN HAS BEEN SO QUIET SINCE MARGO LEFT FOR HER DATE WITH HARRISON.. APARTMENT WHY DO I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT EVERY ENCOUNTER I HAVE WITH HARRISON...? WAS IT A COIHCIDENCE THAT HARRISON WAS AT MY BUS STOP TO OFFER ME A RIDE.. OR DID HE FOLLOW ME..? WAS IT BECAUSE OF A MISTAKE THE STORE MADE THAT HARRISON SHOWED ME A PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEO INSTEAD OF A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WOMEN ARTISTS...2 WHO LEFT THE NUDE MALE PICTURE ON my DESK... AND WHO CALLED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO WHISPER OBSCENITIES.. WAS IT HARRISON...2! IS IT AN ACCIDENT WHEN HE BRUSHES AGAINST ME.. OR DOES HE DO IT ON PURPOSE.? 47RUSIANI 2-9 ?????????? .1 WONDER WHAT'S BOTHERING HER .2 LU ANN HAS BEEN SO QUIET SINCE MARGO LEFT FOR HER DATE WITH HARRISON.. APARTMENT WHY DO I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT EVERY ENCOUNTER I HAVE WITH HARRISON...? WAS IT A COIHCIDENCE THAT HARRISON WAS AT MY BUS STOP TO OFFER ME A RIDE.. OR DID HE FOLLOW ME..? WAS IT BECAUSE OF A MISTAKE THE STORE MADE THAT HARRISON SHOWED ME A PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEO INSTEAD OF A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT WOMEN ARTISTS...2 WHO LEFT THE NUDE MALE PICTURE ON my DESK... AND WHO CALLED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO WHISPER OBSCENITIES.. WAS IT HARRISON...2! IS IT AN ACCIDENT WHEN HE BRUSHES AGAINST ME.. OR DOES HE DO IT ON PURPOSE.? 47RUSIANI 2-9 ??????????

    Sun, February 9, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Line OCR: I LOVE THAT DRESS MARGO IS WEARING ON HER DÅTE TONIGHT. IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH SHE PAID FOR ITYOU'D BE AFRAID TO TOUCH IT... NEVER MIND WEAR IT? APARTMENT I WONDER IF SHE'LL LET ME BÖRROW IT? SOMETIMES WONDER WHICH OF MY TEACHERS IS WEARING "THIS UNDER HER DRESS. IS IT MY IMAGINATIONOR IS THIS GUY FIRST HE BORROWS MONEY FROM METHEN HE TRIES TÓ WEASEL OUT OF PAYING ME BACK! JERK.?! SPECIAL HE SUGGESTS WE MEET AT THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM FOR DINNER.. SHOWS UP 30 MINUTES LATE. AND IS TAKING ME TO A NO -NAME DELI INSTEAD! NOW HE WANTS TO DISCUSS WOMEN'S LINGERIE..! ExocignRe I'D BREAK OUR DATE RIGHT NOW... BUT SINCE HE'S LU ANN'S PRINCIPAL .. Le ..I'M AFRAID HE MIGHT TAKE IT OUT ON HER. KOTEKY $TRUSIANI 2-2 I LOVE THAT DRESS MARGO IS WEARING ON HER DÅTE TONIGHT. IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH SHE PAID FOR ITYOU'D BE AFRAID TO TOUCH IT... NEVER MIND WEAR IT? APARTMENT I WONDER IF SHE'LL LET ME BÖRROW IT? SOMETIMES WONDER WHICH OF MY TEACHERS IS WEARING "THIS UNDER HER DRESS. IS IT MY IMAGINATIONOR IS THIS GUY FIRST HE BORROWS MONEY FROM METHEN HE TRIES TÓ WEASEL OUT OF PAYING ME BACK! JERK.?! SPECIAL HE SUGGESTS WE MEET AT THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM FOR DINNER.. SHOWS UP 30 MINUTES LATE. AND IS TAKING ME TO A NO -NAME DELI INSTEAD! NOW HE WANTS TO DISCUSS WOMEN'S LINGERIE..! ExocignRe I'D BREAK OUR DATE RIGHT NOW... BUT SINCE HE'S LU ANN'S PRINCIPAL .. Le ..I'M AFRAID HE MIGHT TAKE IT OUT ON HER. KOTEKY $TRUSIANI 2-2

    Sun, February 2, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Line OCR: ...LIKE A"MILLION BUCKS" AS THEY SAY IN THE MOVIES... GREAT..! WELL..? HOW DO I LOOK..? .REALLY BEAUTIFULMARGO.. APARTMENT SPEAKING OF A MILLION BUCKS..THANKS FOR LOANING ME YOUR DIAMOND EARRINGSLU ANN..BYE! HARRISON ASKED ME TO MEET HIM IN FRONT OF THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM IN TWENTY MINUTES TAXI! MY FEET HAVE BARELY TOUCHED THE PAVEMENT AND ALREADY I'VE SPOTTED A STAR! WOW! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS...? EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN TO GLAMOROUS RESTAURANTS BEFORETHERES SOME- THING ABOUT BEING HERE THAT MÁKES ME GIDDY..! 1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved Do0 COLD THIS LIMOUSINE BELONG TO HARRISON... HARRISON 1S LATE.UNLESS.. KOTEKIE TRUSIÁNI 1-26 ...LIKE A"MILLION BUCKS" AS THEY SAY IN THE MOVIES... GREAT..! WELL..? HOW DO I LOOK..? .REALLY BEAUTIFULMARGO.. APARTMENT SPEAKING OF A MILLION BUCKS..THANKS FOR LOANING ME YOUR DIAMOND EARRINGSLU ANN..BYE! HARRISON ASKED ME TO MEET HIM IN FRONT OF THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM IN TWENTY MINUTES TAXI! MY FEET HAVE BARELY TOUCHED THE PAVEMENT AND ALREADY I'VE SPOTTED A STAR! WOW! IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS...? EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN TO GLAMOROUS RESTAURANTS BEFORETHERES SOME- THING ABOUT BEING HERE THAT MÁKES ME GIDDY..! 1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved Do0 COLD THIS LIMOUSINE BELONG TO HARRISON... HARRISON 1S LATE.UNLESS.. KOTEKIE TRUSIÁNI 1-26

    Sun, January 26, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Font OCR: OBVIOUSLYWEARING EUROTRASH OR HIP HOP TO THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM IS OUTIYOU CAN HELP ME FIND SOMETHING CLASSICLU ANN. I'M NOT DRESSING FOR HARRISON. I'M DRESSING FOR THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT..! APARTMENT I'M SURE HARRISON WILL LIKE WHATEVER YOu WEARMARGO! LE DID YOU SEE THE WAY HARRISON LOOKED AT ME DURING DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT...2 ...I DIDN'T NOTICE ANYTHING LINUSUAL. HE COULDN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF ME. ! YESTERDAYHE COULDN'T TAKE HIS HANDS OFF ME...! ...! THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GO OUT WITH MY BOSS. I KNEW IT!YOU'RE JEALOUS!!! FIRST HE MASSAGED MY INJURED NECK WITHOLUT MY ASKING .. HEADS WILLTURN...EYES WILL POP AND..TONGUES WILL HANG.! WELLWHAT DO YOU THINKLU ANN..? BUT THEN AFTER I'D SAID "ENOUGH.. ?? CONTINUED UP AND DOWN MY ????! KOTZKV $TRUSIANI -/9 OBVIOUSLYWEARING EUROTRASH OR HIP HOP TO THE RUSSIAN TEA ROOM IS OUTIYOU CAN HELP ME FIND SOMETHING CLASSICLU ANN. I'M NOT DRESSING FOR HARRISON. I'M DRESSING FOR THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT..! APARTMENT I'M SURE HARRISON WILL LIKE WHATEVER YOu WEARMARGO! LE DID YOU SEE THE WAY HARRISON LOOKED AT ME DURING DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT...2 ...I DIDN'T NOTICE ANYTHING LINUSUAL. HE COULDN'T TAKE HIS EYES OFF ME. ! YESTERDAYAFTER SCHOOLHE COULDN'T TAKE HIS HANDS OFF ME...! ...! THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GO OUT WITH MY BOSS. I KNEW IT!YOU'RE JEALOUS!!! FIRST HE MASSAGED MY INJURED NECK WITHOLUT MY ASKING .. HEADS WILLTURN...EYES WILL POP AND..TONGUES WILL HANG.! WELLWHAT DO YOU THINKLU ANN..? BUT THEN AFTER I'D SAID "ENOUGH.. ?? CONTINUED UP AND DOWN MY ????! KOTZKV $TRUSIANI -/9

    Sun, January 19, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Font OCR: BY THE WAYDO YOU AND MARGO HAVE THE SAME PHONE NUMBER? APARTMENT WHY DO YOU ASK...2 I INTEND TO INVITE MARGO OUT TO DINNER AND I NEED HER NUMBER.UNLESS. .WOLULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE MESSENGER BETWEEN MARGO AND MYSELF...? NO. THANK YOU. I ALREADY HAVE A JOB. IF YoU AND MARGO DO HAVE THE SAME NUMBERTHEN I'VE G?T IT RIGHT WHY ARE YOu CARRYING IN CASE I NEEDED TO CALL YOU... ON THE WAY TO DINNER AT YOUR PLACE LAST NIGHT. MY NUMBER AROUNDHARRISON? OH. OF COURSE.! HERE ! ROORESS MARGO'S NUMBER IS EASY TO REMEMBER.. 555-STAR. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.? 1 CAN'T SHAKE THIS CREEPY FEELING THAT SOMEONES TOYING WITH ME FIRSTA NAKED PICTURE ON MY DESK... AND THEN THAT OBSCENE PHONE CALL... 44+ WHAT'S NEXT? kOTaky BY THE WAYDO YOU AND MARGO HAVE THE SAME PHONE NUMBER? APARTMENT WHY DO YOU ASK...2 I INTEND TO INVITE MARGO OUT TO DINNER AND I NEED HER NUMBER.UNLESS. .WOLULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE MESSENGER BETWEEN MARGO AND MYSELF...? NO. THANK YOU. I ALREADY HAVE A JOB. IF YoU AND MARGO DO HAVE THE SAME NUMBERTHEN I'VE G?T IT RIGHT WHY ARE YOu CARRYING IN CASE I NEEDED TO CALL YOU... ON THE WAY TO DINNER AT YOUR PLACE LAST NIGHT. MY NUMBER AROUNDHARRISON? OH. OF COURSE.! HERE ! ROORESS MARGO'S NUMBER IS EASY TO REMEMBER.. 555-STAR. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.? 1 CAN'T SHAKE THIS CREEPY FEELING THAT SOMEONES TOYING WITH ME FIRSTA NAKED PICTURE ON MY DESK... AND THEN THAT OBSCENE PHONE CALL... 44+ WHAT'S NEXT? kOTaky

    Sun, January 12, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Organism OCR: WHERE WILL HARRISON TAKE ME FOR DINNER? I SHOULD INSIST ON LE CIRQUEOR SOME OTHER EXTRÄVAGANT PLACE.. WHO COULD THAT BE ? APARTMENT THIS IS LU ANN POWERS! 1 NEED TO SPEAK TO LU ANN POWERS! HELLO..? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR POWERSLU ANN! ...DO You HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY..? I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE ?? ?????... THE KEY TO LIFE IS MAKING YOURSELF HAPPY... SPOKEN LIKE THE TRUE PHILOSOPHER THAT YOU ARE LU AN. WHO IS THIS..? DO I KNOW YOu...? GOOD ???! WHERE WILL HARRISON TAKE ME FOR DINNER? I SHOULD INSIST ON LE CIRQUEOR SOME OTHER EXTRÄVAGANT PLACE.. WHO COULD THAT BE ? APARTMENT THIS IS LU ANN POWERS! 1 NEED TO SPEAK TO LU ANN POWERS! HELLO..? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR POWERSLU ANN! ...DO You HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY..? I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE ?? ?????... THE KEY TO LIFE IS MAKING YOURSELF HAPPY... SPOKEN LIKE THE TRUE PHILOSOPHER THAT YOU ARE LU AN. WHO IS THIS..? DO I KNOW YOu...? GOOD ???!

    Sun, January 5, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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