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  • Jaw OCR: I SIMPLY CANNOT TOLERATE ANCHOVIES.. WILL YOU PLEASE SEND A DELIVERY PERSON TO PICK UP THIS SALAD AND REPLACE IT WITH THE ONE I ORDERED... My NAME 1S LINDA DOMAN FROM RUDLOFF JEWELERS.ON PARK AVENUE..LEAVE IT WITH THE RECEPTIONIST. THANK YO... APARTMENT WE SIMPLY CANNOT REMOVE THOSE JEWELS FROM THE SAFE DURING BUSINESS HOURS ! CANDIDATES FOR THE DESIGN POSITION WILL BE COMING INTO OUR OFFICES... RUDLO HOW CAN THIS HAVE HAPPENEDWINTHROP..? I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF ITLINDA .. ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved TODAY IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME TO TRANSPORT THE DELECORTE CROWN--! MARGO.HOW DID YOU EVER GET AN INTERVIEW WITH RUDLOFF JEWELERS.? IS YOUR RESUME A TOTAL WELL.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE DESIGNS I CREATED FOR TOMMIE.HELP ME OUT HERE. I'M SEARCHING FOR THE RIGHT WORD... MY INTER- VIEW.? FABRICATION? I'M IN PUBLIC RELATIONSTOMMIE.1 SIMPLY EMBELLISHED THE FACTS.. I SIMPLY CANNOT TOLERATE ANCHOVIES.. WILL YOU PLEASE SEND A DELIVERY PERSON TO PICK UP THIS SALAD AND REPLACE IT WITH THE ONE I ORDERED... My NAME 1S LINDA DOMAN FROM RUDLOFF JEWELERS.ON PARK AVENUE..LEAVE IT WITH THE RECEPTIONIST. THANK YO... APARTMENT WE SIMPLY CANNOT REMOVE THOSE JEWELS FROM THE SAFE DURING BUSINESS HOURS ! CANDIDATES FOR THE DESIGN POSITION WILL BE COMING INTO OUR OFFICES... RUDLO HOW CAN THIS HAVE HAPPENEDWINTHROP..? I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF ITLINDA .. ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved TODAY IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME TO TRANSPORT THE DELECORTE CROWN--! MARGO.HOW DID YOU EVER GET AN INTERVIEW WITH RUDLOFF JEWELERS.? IS YOUR RESUME A TOTAL WELL.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE DESIGNS I CREATED FOR TOMMIE.HELP ME OUT HERE. I'M SEARCHING FOR THE RIGHT WORD... MY INTER- VIEW.? FABRICATION? I'M IN PUBLIC RELATIONSTOMMIE.1 SIMPLY EMBELLISHED THE FACTS..

    Sun, September 7, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Art OCR: I GOT YOU-! COME BACK HEREYOU RUNAWAV BUNNY--! APARTMENT ME! ME! ME! ITS NICE OF YOU TO BABY-SIT SO YOUR COUSIN CAN GO TO THAT MEETINGMARGO. I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE DOING sO WELL. YOU DON'T EVEN SEEM TO MIND THE BANANA IN YOUR HAIR..? I'M HOPING ITS A CONDITIONER... SORRY FOR THE MESS. I PILED THINGS ON THE COUCH SO KELLY WOULDN'T CLIMB ON IT. KOTZKY ÉTRUSIANI S-3/ 01997 by North America Syndicateinc. World rights reserved. I THINK I PUT THIS DIAPER ON BACKWARDS..AHWELL. MAYBE YOU A SHOULD CONSIDER A CAREER WITH CHILDREN.. I DONT WANT TO TAKE CARE OF ANYONE WHO'S MORE DEMANDING THAN A SUPER- STAR BASKET- BALL PLAYER. NOTHANK YOu.ILL LEAVE THAT TO YOULU ANN.. BESIDES... I LIKE WEARING SILK... I GOT YOU-! COME BACK HEREYOU RUNAWAV BUNNY--! APARTMENT ME! ME! ME! ITS NICE OF YOU TO BABY-SIT SO YOUR COUSIN CAN GO TO THAT MEETINGMARGO. I'M SURPRISED YOU'RE DOING sO WELL. YOU DON'T EVEN SEEM TO MIND THE BANANA IN YOUR HAIR..? I'M HOPING ITS A CONDITIONER... SORRY FOR THE MESS. I PILED THINGS ON THE COUCH SO KELLY WOULDN'T CLIMB ON IT. KOTZKY ÉTRUSIANI S-3/ 01997 by North America Syndicateinc. World rights reserved. I THINK I PUT THIS DIAPER ON BACKWARDS..AHWELL. MAYBE YOU A SHOULD CONSIDER A CAREER WITH CHILDREN.. I DONT WANT TO TAKE CARE OF ANYONE WHO'S MORE DEMANDING THAN A SUPER- STAR BASKET- BALL PLAYER. NOTHANK YOu.ILL LEAVE THAT TO YOULU ANN.. BESIDES... I LIKE WEARING SILK...

    Sun, August 31, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Pink OCR: ..AND I HOPE THERE'S ENOLIGH FOR ME.! I'M FAMISHED!IVE BARELY EATEN SINCE ŽIGZAG FASHIONS CALLED ME TO MODEL FOR THEM.I HOPE MY ROOMMATES COOKED TONIGHT... APARTMENT MARGO HAS ARRIVED...LET THE PARTY BEGIN URPRISE WE WANTED TO CELEBRATE YOUR FIRST MMODELING JOB. IT WAS A REAL JOBWASNT IT...? WHAT'S ALL THIS.2 AND ONE OF THE EMPLOY- EES WAS REALLY NASTY... BUT I TOOK CARE OF HER. WELLGRETCHEN.. MÁYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STUCK HER WITH THAT PIN.. MEANWHILEIN THE GARMENT DISTRICT... MR. GURKIS.THAT HORRIBLE FIT MODEL CUT UP OUR PRODUC- TION SAMPLE! I'LL BE HERE ALLNIGHT SEWING IT TOGETHER AGAIN !! IT WAS REAL ALL RIGHT... REAL BORING ! 8:24 KOTaKY TRUSJANI 1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ..AND I HOPE THERE'S ENOLIGH FOR ME.! I'M FAMISHED!IVE BARELY EATEN SINCE ŽIGZAG FASHIONS CALLED ME TO MODEL FOR THEM.I HOPE MY ROOMMATES COOKED TONIGHT... APARTMENT MARGO HAS ARRIVED...LET THE PARTY BEGIN URPRISE WE WANTED TO CELEBRATE YOUR FIRST MMODELING JOB. IT WAS A REAL JOBWASNT IT...? WHAT'S ALL THIS.2 AND ONE OF THE EMPLOY- EES WAS REALLY NASTY... BUT I TOOK CARE OF HER. WELLGRETCHEN.. MÁYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STUCK HER WITH THAT PIN.. MEANWHILEIN THE GARMENT DISTRICT... MR. GURKIS.THAT HORRIBLE FIT MODEL CUT UP OUR PRODUC- TION SAMPLE! I'LL BE HERE ALLNIGHT SEWING IT TOGETHER AGAIN !! IT WAS REAL ALL RIGHT... REAL BORING ! 8:24 KOTaKY TRUSJANI 1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, August 24, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • People OCR: HMMM..THIS COLLAR APPEARS TO BE ONE- EIGHTH OF AN INCH TOO TALL... ITS HITTING THE MODEL'S NECK ABOVE THE HAIRLINE MAVBE IT ISN'T THE JACKET.. APARTMENT MAYBE THE MODELS NECK IS TOO SHORT.. OR HER HAIRLINE UNUSUALLY LOW.. WHATEVER IT ISTHE COLLAR'S NOT WORKING FOR ME... I ALSO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE SHOULDERSGRETCHEN. DO You MIND TAKING THOSE MEASURE- MENTS AGAIN... NO PROBLEM MR. GURKISOF COURSE ITS NECESSARY.. WHY DO YOUu THINK WE IF THE PUBLIC ONLY KNEW HOW TEDIOUS THIS JOB CAN BE.THEY WOULDN'T ENVY US MODELS SO MUCH. EXCUSE MEBUT...IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO MEASURE EVERY SEAM2 A HIRED A FIT MÓDEL.?) MODEL.? WHATS A FIT MODEL-2! TRUSIÁNI 8-17 1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. HMMM..THIS COLLAR APPEARS TO BE ONE- EIGHTH OF AN INCH TOO TALL... ITS HITTING THE MODEL'S NECK ABOVE THE HAIRLINE MAVBE IT ISN'T THE JACKET.. APARTMENT MAYBE THE MODELS NECK IS TOO SHORT.. OR HER HAIRLINE UNUSUALLY LOW.. WHATEVER IT ISTHE COLLAR'S NOT WORKING FOR ME... I ALSO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE SHOULDERSGRETCHEN. DO You MIND TAKING THOSE MEASURE- MENTS AGAIN... NO PROBLEM MR. GURKISOF COURSE ITS NECESSARY.. WHY DO YOUu THINK WE IF THE PUBLIC ONLY KNEW HOW TEDIOUS THIS JOB CAN BE.THEY WOULDN'T ENVY US MODELS SO MUCH. EXCUSE MEBUT...IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO MEASURE EVERY SEAM2 A HIRED A FIT MÓDEL.?) MODEL.? WHATS A FIT MODEL-2! TRUSIÁNI 8-17 1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, August 17, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Purple OCR: THIS IS TERRIBLE! LU ANN... IS THIS MEASURING TAPE ACCURATE?! WHY DO YOU ASK? APARTM ENT (1 ASSUME MARGO. THE JOB I LANDED AT ZIGZAG FASHIONS REQUIRES A MODEL WITH A 36-27-37 FIGURE.. ACCORDING TO YOUR TAPE MEASUREI'M ONE ENTIRE INCH OVER! (So...? KOTZKY 8-10 TRUSIANI ..WE ARE WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE AND STEAMED...TO PERFECTION... THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO LOSE AN INCH OVER- NIGHT... HOW DID I EVER O LET MARGO TALK ME INTO THIS... AND AFTER THIS ALGAE MUD MIXTURE DRAWS THE IMPURITIES FROM OUR SKIN.. ©1397 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. nooz THIS IS TERRIBLE! LU ANN... IS THIS MEASURING TAPE ACCURATE?! WHY DO YOU ASK? APARTM ENT (1 ASSUME MARGO. THE JOB I LANDED AT ZIGZAG FASHIONS REQUIRES A MODEL WITH A 36-27-37 FIGURE.. ACCORDING TO YOUR TAPE MEASURELU ANNI'M ONE ENTIRE INCH OVER! (So...? KOTZKY 8-10 TRUSIANI ..WE ARE WRAPPED IN CELLOPHANE AND STEAMED...TO PERFECTION... THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO LOSE AN INCH OVER- NIGHT... HOW DID I EVER O LET MARGO TALK ME INTO THIS... AND AFTER THIS ALGAE MUD MIXTURE DRAWS THE IMPURITIES FROM OUR SKIN.. ©1397 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. nooz

    Sun, August 10, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Pink OCR: I FOUND MARGOS NEW JOB.. FORTUNE 500 COMPANY SEEKS SECRETARY FOR SENIOR EXECUTIVE .TOP PAY. BUT IT IS SAFE... APARTMENT ITS NOT ENTIRELY NEW...OR ESPÉCIALLY FUN... TOMMIES CAREER COUNSELING IS DRIVING ME NUTSLU ANN.. I KNOWMARGO.BUT SHE IS JUST TRYING TO HELP.. Madame Hellar Conoven CARDS READTAROT READEP WOULD YOu LIKE YOUR YES! LETS DO ITJUST FOR FUN... GIRLS? 8-3 R 1997 by North America SyndleateInc. World rights reserved. I SEE YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN--! ..THERE WILL BE EVEN MORE CONFUSION...A BIG STRUGGLE WITHIN. AND FROM WITHOUT.. WHERES THE POT OF GOLD.? THE TALL DARKHANDSOME STRANGER.? MY NAME UP IN LIGHTS.? THIS WASN'T ANY FUN-. THATS IT--?! YOu PICKED THE CARDSMY DEAR. I FOUND MARGOS NEW JOB.. FORTUNE 500 COMPANY SEEKS SECRETARY FOR SENIOR EXECUTIVE .TOP PAY. BUT IT IS SAFE... APARTMENT ITS NOT ENTIRELY NEW...OR ESPÉCIALLY FUN... TOMMIES CAREER COUNSELING IS DRIVING ME NUTSLU ANN.. I KNOWMARGO.BUT SHE IS JUST TRYING TO HELP.. Madame Hellar Conoven CARDS READTAROT READEP WOULD YOu LIKE YOUR YES! LETS DO ITJUST FOR FUN... GIRLS? 8-3 R 1997 by North America SyndleateInc. World rights reserved. I SEE YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN--! ..THERE WILL BE EVEN MORE CONFUSION...A BIG STRUGGLE WITHIN. AND FROM WITHOUT.. WHERES THE POT OF GOLD.? THE TALL DARKHANDSOME STRANGER.? MY NAME UP IN LIGHTS.? THIS WASN'T ANY FUN-. THATS IT--?! YOu PICKED THE CARDSMY DEAR.

    Sun, August 3, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Jaw OCR: OBVIOUSLYTURNING OUR DINING ROOM INTO MY OFFICE WILL BE SACRIFICE... .THIS VIEW DOESN'T QUITE COMPARE TO THE ONE I HAD FROM THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDINGAPARTMENT I'M WILLING TO USE THE DINING ROOM AS MY OFFICE DESPITE THE INFERIOR VIEWWHAT DO YOU SAYLU ANN.2 TOMMIE.? FOR HOW LONGMARGO? TEMPORARILY.VERY.ER.QUITE... ER.MOST LIKELYJUST TEMPORARILY.. BY THE WAYDIDI TELL YOU MY GOOD NEWS.? I FOUND A CLAUSE IN MY CONTRACT WITH LOU REQUIRING HIM TO GIVE ME SIX MONTHS' NOTICE BEFORE CANCELLING OUR CONTRACT. AND HE HAS TO PAY FOR THOSE SIX MONTHS--! WELL.THE AUSTERITY BUDGET WAS MY IDEA. WELL.IT'S ALLY ME TOO..I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER RIGHT WITH ME CLIENTMARGO.. AND YOU'LL BE BACK TEMPORARILY.. IN THE EMPIRE STATE BLUILDING IN NO TIME. TRUSIANI 727 THANKS. BOTH OF YOU. O1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. OBVIOUSLYTURNING OUR DINING ROOM INTO MY OFFICE WILL BE SACRIFICE... .THIS VIEW DOESN'T QUITE COMPARE TO THE ONE I HAD FROM THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDINGAPARTMENT I'M WILLING TO USE THE DINING ROOM AS MY OFFICE DESPITE THE INFERIOR VIEWWHAT DO YOU SAYLU ANN.2 TOMMIE.? FOR HOW LONGMARGO? TEMPORARILY.VERY.ER.QUITE... ER.MOST LIKELYJUST TEMPORARILY.. BY THE WAYDIDI TELL YOU MY GOOD NEWS.? I FOUND A CLAUSE IN MY CONTRACT WITH LOU REQUIRING HIM TO GIVE ME SIX MONTHS' NOTICE BEFORE CANCELLING OUR CONTRACT. AND HE HAS TO PAY FOR THOSE SIX MONTHS--! WELL.THE AUSTERITY BUDGET WAS MY IDEA. WELL.IT'S ALLY ME TOO..I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ANOTHER RIGHT WITH ME CLIENTMARGO.. AND YOU'LL BE BACK TEMPORARILY.. IN THE EMPIRE STATE BLUILDING IN NO TIME. TRUSIANI 727 THANKS. BOTH OF YOU. O1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, July 27, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Sharing OCR: MARGO CERTAINLY FLEW QUT OF HERE WHEN YOU MENTIONED WE HAD A NEW NEIGHBOR. YOU MUST MEAN WHEN I MENTIONED OUR NEW NEIGHBOR IS GORGEOUS.. AND MALE. APARTMENT IN THE CITY ESPECIALLY.A PERSONS IDENT- ITY IS REALLY TIED TO HIS WORK. WHAT WOULD MY NEW NEIGHBOR THINK IF I TOLD HIM MY PR AGENCY HAD LOST ITS ONLY CLIENT? I FEEL LIKE I'VE LOST A PIECE OF MYSELF. 7-20 TRUSIANI I SEE YOU'RE A PSYCHOLOGISTROB.. NO WONDER YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN PEOPLES PERCEPTIONS OF THEMSELVES. WELLI DO HAVE A DEGREE IN PSYCH- OLOGY... BUT ACTUALLY I WORK IN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS DEVELOPMENTTHAT MOSTLY MEANS TRAVEL A LOT. DON'T HESITATE TO CALL ME.. IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WATER YOUR PLANTS.. ©1997 by Narth America SyndicaneInc. World rights reserved. MARGO CERTAINLY FLEW QUT OF HERE WHEN YOU MENTIONED WE HAD A NEW NEIGHBOR. YOU MUST MEAN WHEN I MENTIONED OUR NEW NEIGHBOR IS GORGEOUS.. AND MALE. APARTMENT IN THE CITY ESPECIALLY.A PERSONS IDENT- ITY IS REALLY TIED TO HIS WORK. WHAT WOULD MY NEW NEIGHBOR THINK IF I TOLD HIM MY PR AGENCY HAD LOST ITS ONLY CLIENT? I FEEL LIKE I'VE LOST A PIECE OF MYSELF. 7-20 TRUSIANI I SEE YOU'RE A PSYCHOLOGISTROB.. NO WONDER YOU HAVE AN INTEREST IN PEOPLES PERCEPTIONS OF THEMSELVES. WELLI DO HAVE A DEGREE IN PSYCH- OLOGY... BUT ACTUALLY I WORK IN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS DEVELOPMENTTHAT MOSTLY MEANS TRAVEL A LOT. DON'T HESITATE TO CALL ME.. IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WATER YOUR PLANTS.. ©1997 by Narth America SyndicaneInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, July 20, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Sharing OCR: . AND TOMMIE'S ADVICE... HIPROFESSOR.YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR DESSERT.. YOU'RE ALSO IN TIME TO HEAR MARGO'S BAD NEWS. APARTMENT LOU BALLEK IS LEAVING BASKETBALLSO HE NO LONGER NEEDS MY SERVICES. AND HE WAS MARGO'S ONLY CLIENT.! OUCH. THAT HURTS.! WHAT ARE YoU GOING TO DOMARGO? THE FIRST MOVE I'D MAKE IF I WERE YOUMARGO. WOULD BE TO RETURN THOSE EXPENSIVE SUITS. I DISAGREE.. MARGO NEEDS TO LOOK BETTER THAN EVER WHILE SHE GOES AFTER NEW CLIENTSTHATS ASSUMING YOUR PLAN IS TO WIN OVER NEW CLIENTS. IS ITMARGO.? TRISIANI 1997 by North America SyndcateInc. World rights reserved . AND TOMMIE'S ADVICE... HIPROFESSOR.YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR DESSERT.. YOU'RE ALSO IN TIME TO HEAR MARGO'S BAD NEWS. APARTMENT LOU BALLEK IS LEAVING BASKETBALLSO HE NO LONGER NEEDS MY SERVICES. AND HE WAS MARGO'S ONLY CLIENT.! OUCH. THAT HURTS.! WHAT ARE YoU GOING TO DOMARGO? THE FIRST MOVE I'D MAKE IF I WERE YOUMARGO. WOULD BE TO RETURN THOSE EXPENSIVE SUITS. I DISAGREE.. MARGO NEEDS TO LOOK BETTER THAN EVER WHILE SHE GOES AFTER NEW CLIENTSTHATS ASSUMING YOUR PLAN IS TO WIN OVER NEW CLIENTS. IS ITMARGO.? TRISIANI 1997 by North America SyndcateInc. World rights reserved

    Sun, July 13, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Pink OCR: T-SHIRTS..CARDS.A GAME PROGRAM... AND TWO BASKETBALLS... I'M GONNA HAVE LEAPIN' LOu SIGN EVERYTHING. WHAT'S ALL THAT? DON'T BE AN IDIOT ABOUT LOU COACHING US. APARTMENT HUH..? I ASKED LEAPIN' LOU FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH BEFORE PRACTICE ONE TIME AND HE SAID... "you'RE GOING TO GET AUTOGRAPHS ALL RIGHT.. ..THE OTHER TEAM'S GOING TO LEAVE ITS SIGNATURE WHEN IT WALKS ALL OVER YOU! NOW GET MOVING--!" DON'T WORRY...IF YOU JUICE UP AT PRACTICELOU WILL SIGN YOUR STUFF AFTER PRACTICEI PULLED SOME STRINGS TO GET YOUA MAKE-UP TESTSKYE..YOU DON'T PASS...you DON'T PLAY.. SOYOU'RE GIVING UP THE NBA TO RUN A BOOT CAMP COMMUNITY CENTER. 71 RESPECT YOUR DECISIONLOU... NOW WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US..? 7-6 KOTZKY TRUSIANI ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved IT IT L T-SHIRTS..CARDS.A GAME PROGRAM... AND TWO BASKETBALLS... I'M GONNA HAVE LEAPIN' LOu SIGN EVERYTHING. WHAT'S ALL THAT? DON'T BE AN IDIOT ABOUT LOU COACHING US. APARTMENT HUH..? I ASKED LEAPIN' LOU FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH BEFORE PRACTICE ONE TIME AND HE SAID... "you'RE GOING TO GET AUTOGRAPHS ALL RIGHT.. ..THE OTHER TEAM'S GOING TO LEAVE ITS SIGNATURE WHEN IT WALKS ALL OVER YOU! NOW GET MOVING--!" DON'T WORRY...IF YOU JUICE UP AT PRACTICELOU WILL SIGN YOUR STUFF AFTER PRACTICEI PULLED SOME STRINGS TO GET YOUA MAKE-UP TESTSKYE..YOU DON'T PASS...you DON'T PLAY.. SOYOU'RE GIVING UP THE NBA TO RUN A BOOT CAMP COMMUNITY CENTER. 71 RESPECT YOUR DECISIONLOU... NOW WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US..? 7-6 KOTZKY TRUSIANI ©1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved IT IT L

    Sun, July 6, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Art OCR: THEY BELONG TO MARGO SHORELINE PROPERTIES IN THE HAMPTONS.? CRUISES AROUND THE WORLD..? DID YOU WIN THE LOTTERYLU ANN...? APARTMENT MARGOS CLIENTPRACTICALLY WON THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLE- HANDEDLY L'AST NIGHT. I DON'T GET IT... IS THERE SOME PRIZE MONEY LOU HAS TO SPLIT WITH MARGO.? MARGO GETS A PERCENTAGE OF HIS ENDORSEMENTS...ON TOP OF THE SALARY HE PAYS HER. SHE'S EXPECTING SOME VERY LUCRATIVE ENDORSEMENTS... 6-29 KOTZKY TRUS/ANI O1997 by North America SyncicateInc. World rights reserved. I CAN JUST IMAGINE MARGO CRUISING THE GREEK ISLESNANCY'S FINE... HER FIGHTING SPIRIT PULLED HER THROUGH. ITS YOU I'M WORRIED ABOUTMARGO... M/LOU..I HAVENT SEEN You LOOK THIS UPSET SINCE YOUR WIFE UNDERWENT THAT KIDNEY TRANSPLANT.. IS NANCY OKAY..? THEY BELONG TO MARGO SHORELINE PROPERTIES IN THE HAMPTONS.? CRUISES AROUND THE WORLD..? DID YOU WIN THE LOTTERYLU ANN...? APARTMENT MARGOS CLIENTLOU BALLEKPRACTICALLY WON THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLE- HANDEDLY L'AST NIGHT. I DON'T GET IT... IS THERE SOME PRIZE MONEY LOU HAS TO SPLIT WITH MARGO.? MARGO GETS A PERCENTAGE OF HIS ENDORSEMENTS...ON TOP OF THE SALARY HE PAYS HER. SHE'S EXPECTING SOME VERY LUCRATIVE ENDORSEMENTS... 6-29 KOTZKY TRUS/ANI O1997 by North America SyncicateInc. World rights reserved. I CAN JUST IMAGINE MARGO CRUISING THE GREEK ISLESNANCY'S FINE... HER FIGHTING SPIRIT PULLED HER THROUGH. ITS YOU I'M WORRIED ABOUTMARGO... M/LOU..I HAVENT SEEN You LOOK THIS UPSET SINCE YOUR WIFE UNDERWENT THAT KIDNEY TRANSPLANT.. IS NANCY OKAY..?

    Sun, June 29, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Style OCR: THAT TABLE'S BEEN HAVING A GREAT TIME ALL NIGHT... you WOULDIF SOMEONE GAVE YOU CARTE BLANCHE ON HIS CREDIT CARDIS HIS CARD GOOD...? APARTM ENT GOOD AS GOLD..1 VERIFIED IT. OR IS THE STRETCH LIMOAND THIS MOUNTAIN OF HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS AN APOLOGY FROM HARRISON.? WOLULD ANYONE CARE FOR DESSERT? YES...WHY DON'T WE TRY ONE OF EVERYTHING. ?! TALK ABOUT SWEET REVENGE..! Koom I ADMIT...I TWISTED HIS ARM.. EVER SO.. GENTLY.. BUT IS IT TRULY REVENGE IF WE ALL GET WHAT WE DESERVE..? omon ms DearMany Thank you for "all nisking mcerelis The Women of Apt 3G 6-22 TRUSIANI @1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. THAT TABLE'S BEEN HAVING A GREAT TIME ALL NIGHT... you WOULDIF SOMEONE GAVE YOU CARTE BLANCHE ON HIS CREDIT CARDIS HIS CARD GOOD...? APARTM ENT GOOD AS GOLD..1 VERIFIED IT. OR IS THE STRETCH LIMOTONIGHTS DINNERAND THIS MOUNTAIN OF HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS AN APOLOGY FROM HARRISON.? WOLULD ANYONE CARE FOR DESSERT? YES...WHY DON'T WE TRY ONE OF EVERYTHING. ?! TALK ABOUT SWEET REVENGE..! Koom I ADMIT...I TWISTED HIS ARM.. EVER SO.. GENTLY.. BUT IS IT TRULY REVENGE IF WE ALL GET WHAT WE DESERVE..? omon ms DearMany Thank you for "all nisking mcerelis The Women of Apt 3G 6-22 TRUSIANI @1997 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, June 22, 1997

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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