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  • Font OCR: YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED? A FACE-LIFT LIFT? TRY FACE-PUSH ile Addison 3-28 YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED ? A FACE - LIFT LIFT ? TRY FACE - PUSH ile Addison 3-28

    Tue, March 28, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Font OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols SURE! I LOVE IT...ALWAYS HAVE! IF YOU DON'T FISH OR PLAY GOLFYOU'D GO NUTS DURING THE DAYTIMEWHEN YOU'RE A NIGHTCLUB ENTERTAINERSAM! WELLJULIE AND I STARTED TO TALK AND I INVITED HIM TO SEE MY ACT...WHICH HE DID THAT SAME NIGHT! SO WE'D GO FISHING IN THE DAYTIME AND HE'D COME TO SEE ME PERFORM IN THE EVENING! I MET BIG JULIE AT A HOTEL IN MIAMI! I WAS THERE WITH MY ACT AND HE WAS SPENDING THE WINTER IN FLORIDA! WE WERE BOTH FISHING OFF A PIER! I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU FISH? HAROLD Doux JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols SURE! I LOVE IT...ALWAYS HAVE! IF YOU DON'T FISH OR PLAY GOLFYOU'D GO NUTS DURING THE DAYTIMEWHEN YOU'RE A NIGHTCLUB ENTERTAINERSAM! WELLJULIE AND I STARTED TO TALK AND I INVITED HIM TO SEE MY ACT...WHICH HE DID THAT SAME NIGHT! SO WE'D GO FISHING IN THE DAYTIME AND HE'D COME TO SEE ME PERFORM IN THE EVENING! I MET BIG JULIE AT A HOTEL IN MIAMI! I WAS THERE WITH MY ACT AND HE WAS SPENDING THE WINTER IN FLORIDA! WE WERE BOTH FISHING OFF A PIER! I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU FISH? HAROLD Doux

    Tue, March 28, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Black-and-white OCR: 20 JESSICA BARNES ? I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY BY THAT NAME TELL HER I'M OUT! I'M SORRY ---BUT MR. WHARTON IS OUT--- ·POLD BLPRISES1979 3-28 WAIT IS THAT JESSICA SPANE?! JESSICA! DARLINGWHERE ARE YOU? 20 JESSICA BARNES ? I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY BY THAT NAME TELL HER I'M OUT ! I'M SORRY --- BUT MR . WHARTON IS OUT --- · POLD BLPRISES1979 3-28 WAIT IS THAT JESSICA SPANE ?! JESSICA ! DARLINGWHERE ARE YOU ?

    Tue, March 28, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Font OCR: LATER HIBIG KNUCKLES. NEXT TIME I'LL JUST NOD AT HIMHERE COMES BIG KNUCKLES... I'LL TRY NOT TO SAY ANYTHING THAT'LL GET HIM MAD! TED SHEARER 3-27 LATER HIBIG KNUCKLES. NEXT TIME I'LL JUST NOD AT HIMHERE COMES BIG KNUCKLES... I'LL TRY NOT TO SAY ANYTHING THAT'LL GET HIM MAD! TED SHEARER 3-27

    Mon, March 27, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Jaw OCR: THE COMMITTEE FOR MORE INTERESTING MUTINIES HAS DECIDED YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK THE PLANK ANYMORE! MUTINY GOOD ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 Addison 3-27 WE'RE GOING TO KEELHAUL YOU INSTEAD! ?? im [MUTINY] di THE COMMITTEE FOR MORE INTERESTING MUTINIES HAS DECIDED YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK THE PLANK ANYMORE ! MUTINY GOOD ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 Addison 3-27 WE'RE GOING TO KEELHAUL YOU INSTEAD ! ?? im [ MUTINY ] di

    Mon, March 27, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Conversation OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols MEANWHILE I HE WAS A KINDSAM! HE SAM WAS EXHAUSTED! HE SAID HE WAS GOING STRAIGHT HOME! DIDN'T KNOW THAT SAID... WAS VERY LONELY AFTER IT'S POSSIBLE THAT HE WOULD LIKE I WHEN ABBEY SPENCER REPEATEDLY HAVE TURNED DOWN HIS PHONE CALLS SAM DRIVER'S APARTMENT WITHOUT GETTING AN ANSWERSHE BECOMES CONCERNED! YOU HAD MARRIED IT WAS JULIAN KINGSTON!/THREE YEARS AGO! HIS WIFE DIED! HE WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME! TELL MEGEORGIA... HOW DID YOU MEET HIM? BUT THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM! HAROLD Doux 3-27 --- JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols MEANWHILE I HE WAS A KINDNICE MANSAM! HE SAM WAS EXHAUSTED! HE SAID HE WAS GOING STRAIGHT HOME! DIDN'T KNOW THAT SAID... WAS VERY LONELY AFTER IT'S POSSIBLE THAT HE WOULD LIKE I WHEN ABBEY SPENCER REPEATEDLY HAVE TURNED DOWN HIS PHONE CALLS SAM DRIVER'S APARTMENT WITHOUT GETTING AN ANSWERSHE BECOMES CONCERNED! YOU HAD MARRIED IT WAS JULIAN KINGSTON!/THREE YEARS AGO! HIS WIFE DIED! HE WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME! TELL MEGEORGIA... HOW DID YOU MEET HIM? BUT THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM! HAROLD Doux 3-27 ---

    Mon, March 27, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Happy OCR: HAVING TOLD TOMMIE THAT SHE AND TED HAVE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD WITH ADOPTIONJESSICA ASKS HER TO CHECK ON THE PROCEDURE? I'LL CALL VIVIAN AND ARRANGE AN APPOINT- MENT FOR YOU! I'D APPRECIATE ITTOMMIE! 3.B NOW I'LL PHONE HARRY AND SEE ABOUT WORK! 6.1970 CLICK MR. WHARTONA WOMAN'S ON THE PHONE BY THE NAME OF JESSICA BARNES! SAYS SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND! JESSICA BARNES ? EX HAVING TOLD TOMMIE THAT SHE AND TED HAVE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD WITH ADOPTIONJESSICA ASKS HER TO CHECK ON THE PROCEDURE ? I'LL CALL VIVIAN AND ARRANGE AN APPOINT MENT FOR YOU ! I'D APPRECIATE ITTOMMIE ! 3.B NOW I'LL PHONE HARRY AND SEE ABOUT WORK ! 6.1970 CLICK MR . WHARTONA WOMAN'S ON THE PHONE BY THE NAME OF JESSICA BARNES ! SAYS SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND ! JESSICA BARNES ? EX

    Mon, March 27, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Organism OCR: BONER'S OKING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 YOU WILL! guys I WON'T! Ø & YOU WILL! I WON'T! M ARK. addison B. TAP TAP YOU WILL! I WON'T! YOU WILL! I WON'T! D YOU WILL! TH I WON'T YOU WON'T!) I WILL! GOTCHA!! ITS NOT EASY TO READ THE PAPER AND ARGUE AT THE SAME TIME! 3-26 Addison fy BONER'S OKING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 YOU WILL ! guys I WON'T ! Ø & YOU WILL ! I WON'T ! M ARK . addison B. TAP TAP YOU WILL ! I WON'T ! YOU WILL ! I WON'T ! D YOU WILL ! TH I WON'T YOU WON'T ! ) I WILL ! GOTCHA !! ITS NOT EASY TO READ THE PAPER AND ARGUE AT THE SAME TIME ! 3-26 Addison fy

    Sun, March 26, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Line OCR: YOU EVER BEEN ON A HORSEQUINCY ? ONLY ON A MERRY- GO- ROUND WHEN I WAS A KID... BUT HE NEVER GAINED AN INCH ON THE HORSE IN FRONT OF USIT WAS A DRAGI KÉPT HOLLERIN' AT HIM... BHEARER 3-25 YOU EVER BEEN ON A HORSEQUINCY ? ONLY ON A MERRY- GO- ROUND WHEN I WAS A KID... BUT HE NEVER GAINED AN INCH ON THE HORSE IN FRONT OF USIT WAS A DRAGI KÉPT HOLLERIN' AT HIM... BHEARER 3-25

    Sat, March 25, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Font OCR: WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTESNOOKY? SURE O @KING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 WHAT ARE YOU DOINGSNOOKY ? 3-25 Addison MARKING CUBCAKE'S PLACE WHILE HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTESNOOKY ? SURE O @KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 WHAT ARE YOU DOINGSNOOKY ? 3-25 Addison MARKING CUBCAKE'S PLACE WHILE HE GOES TO THE BATHROOM

    Sat, March 25, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Art Faces (3) OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols THEN HOW COME)I DIDN'T THINK DON'T BELIEVE HIMTHIS IS HELGA YOU NEVER YOU'RE STILL THE MOST SAM! YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE HELGA! I USED TO HONÓSAK! I DON'T PROPOSE TO HIM AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK! YOU CARED! MORE HANDSOME EVER KNOWNGEORGIA! MARRIED ME? KNOW WHAT I'D DONE WITHOUT HER IN THE PAST YEAR BEFORE BIG JULIE DIED! THAN EVER! 3-25 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols THEN HOW COME)I DIDN'T THINK DON'T BELIEVE HIMV SAMTHIS IS HELGA YOU NEVER YOU'RE STILL THE MOST SAM! YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE HELGA! I USED TO HONÓSAK! I DON'T PROPOSE TO HIM AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK! YOU CARED! MORE HANDSOME EVER KNOWNGEORGIA! MARRIED ME? KNOW WHAT I'D DONE WITHOUT HER IN THE PAST YEAR BEFORE BIG JULIE DIED! THAN EVER! 3-25

    Sat, March 25, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Publication OCR: I'M JUST GOING TO RUN BY THE OFFICE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS! I SHOULD BE BACK BY MID- AFTERNOONJESS! THAT MEANS I CAN EXPECT YOU BY SIX! I'M GOING TO CALL HARRY--- HELL TURN HANDSPRINGS! WHEN THE WORD GETS OUT THAT JESSICA BARNES IS BACKTHE STOCK IN HIS AGENCY WILL JUMP TEN POINTS! 3B CH Mem WHAT IF HARRY SAYS I'M TOO OLD? CLICK I'M JUST GOING TO RUN BY THE OFFICE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS ! I SHOULD BE BACK BY MID AFTERNOONJESS ! THAT MEANS I CAN EXPECT YOU BY SIX ! I'M GOING TO CALL HARRY --- HELL TURN HANDSPRINGS ! WHEN THE WORD GETS OUT THAT JESSICA BARNES IS BACKTHE STOCK IN HIS AGENCY WILL JUMP TEN POINTS ! 3B CH Mem WHAT IF HARRY SAYS I'M TOO OLD ? CLICK

    Sat, March 25, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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