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  • Art OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols TTTHIa AFTER I MARRIED YEAHNATURALLY...WHEN HE DIED I DIDN'T EXPECT NOTHING MORE...BUT WHEN THE WILL WAS READHE LEFT ME EVERYTHING! ...AND I TOLD HIM I THOUGHT IT JULIEHE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA SET UP A $500000 TRUST FUND FOR ME! TO TELL YOU WAS TOO MUCH...BUT HE THE TRUTHSAM...I DIDN' EVEN KNOW WHAT A TRUST FUND WAS! WOULDN'T CHANGE IT! IT'S PRETTY NICEGEORGIA! THAT'S WHEN THE PEANUT BUTTER HIT THE FAN! HAROLD Doux 3-31 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols TTTHIa AFTER I MARRIED YEAHTHAT'S WHAT I FOUND OUT S0NATURALLY...WHEN HE DIED I DIDN'T EXPECT NOTHING MORE...BUT WHEN THE WILL WAS READHE LEFT ME EVERYTHING! ...AND I TOLD HIM I THOUGHT IT JULIEHE TOLD ME HE WAS GONNA SET UP A $500000 TRUST FUND FOR ME! TO TELL YOU WAS TOO MUCH...BUT HE THE TRUTHSAM...I DIDN' EVEN KNOW WHAT A TRUST FUND WAS! WOULDN'T CHANGE IT! IT'S PRETTY NICEGEORGIA! THAT'S WHEN THE PEANUT BUTTER HIT THE FAN! HAROLD Doux 3-31

    Fri, March 31, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Organism OCR: IT'S TIME FOR OUR BREAKAARNIE! LETS GO INTO THE LOUNGE AND TAKE A LOAD OFF OUR FEET 3-31 OKING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 TO EACH HIS OWN! AH! Addison IT'S TIME FOR OUR BREAKAARNIE ! LETS GO INTO THE LOUNGE AND TAKE A LOAD OFF OUR FEET 3-31 OKING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 TO EACH HIS OWN ! AH ! Addison

    Fri, March 31, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Monochrome OCR: YOU LOOK EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN WHEN YOU WERE NEW YORK'S TOP MODELDARLING! PLEASECOME BACK TO WORK! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUTHARRY! I POLO ONTORSTE1978 3.31 TED AND I'VE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD WITH ADOPTION AND FIGURE THAT IT'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF YEARS. BEFORE WE CAN GET A CHILD IN THE MEANTIMEI WANT TO WORK! WONDERFUL! La cult sit YOU LOOK EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN WHEN YOU WERE NEW YORK'S TOP MODELDARLING ! PLEASECOME BACK TO WORK ! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUTHARRY ! I POLO ONTORSTE1978 3.31 TED AND I'VE DECIDED TO GO AHEAD WITH ADOPTION AND FIGURE THAT IT'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF YEARS . BEFORE WE CAN GET A CHILD IN THE MEANTIMEI WANT TO WORK ! WONDERFUL ! La cult sit

    Fri, March 31, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Font OCR: Y'KNOWI'D LIKE TO RUN AN OFFICE SOMEDAY. ANY OL KINDAS LONG AS I'M THE BOSS. WELLYOU SURE COULD BE BOSS OF TAKIN' UP THE OFFICE COLLECTIONS IN ANY OL' OFFICEWHAT KIND OF OFFICE? TED KHEARER 3:30 O King Features SyndicareI'D LIKE TO RUN AN OFFICE SOMEDAY. ANY OL KINDAS LONG AS I'M THE BOSS. WELLYOU SURE COULD BE BOSS OF TAKIN' UP THE OFFICE COLLECTIONS IN ANY OL' OFFICEWHAT KIND OF OFFICE? TED KHEARER 3:30 O King Features Syndicare

    Thu, March 30, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Illustration OCR: WEATHER FORECAST: SNOWFOLLOWED BY SLEETDRY COOL AIRAND SNOW OKING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 69873 NOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP ANOTHER ONE FOR AT LEAST A YEAR -3-3Q Addison WEATHER FORECAST : SNOWFOLLOWED BY SLEETWARMING TEMPERATURESDRY COOL AIRAND SNOW OKING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 69873 NOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP ANOTHER ONE FOR AT LEAST A YEAR -3-3Q Addison

    Thu, March 30, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Fiction OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols WE GOT AY JUST WATERLITTLE KITCHENETTE HERE! YOU GEORGIA...AND WANT A DRINK OR SOMETHIN'SAM ? THIS WOMAN HELGA HANOSAK! SHE WAS I CAN TELL YOU THISSAM! WHEN JULIE CAME DOWN SICK A YEAR AGOHELGA WAS A BIG HELP TO ME! 50 I JUST KEEP HER AROUND THAT'S LIVING SORT OF A COMPANION- WITH YOU... WHAT'S HER /JULIE'S WIFE WHO WAS AN I'LL GET IT! NURSE FOR YEARS TO BIG INVALID! WHEN HIS WIFE DIEDJULIE KEPT HELGA ON THE PAYROLL! AND CONTINUE TO PAY NAME... HELGA? HER A SALARY! M NOWI'LL W TELL YOU MY TROUBLES! HAROLD Dour 3-30 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols WE GOT AY JUST WATERLITTLE KITCHENETTE HERE! YOU GEORGIA...AND WANT A DRINK OR SOMETHIN'SAM ? THIS WOMAN HELGA HANOSAK! SHE WAS I CAN TELL YOU THISSAM! WHEN JULIE CAME DOWN SICK A YEAR AGOHELGA WAS A BIG HELP TO ME! 50 I JUST KEEP HER AROUND THAT'S LIVING SORT OF A COMPANION- WITH YOU... WHAT'S HER /JULIE'S WIFE WHO WAS AN I'LL GET IT! NURSE FOR YEARS TO BIG INVALID! WHEN HIS WIFE DIEDJULIE KEPT HELGA ON THE PAYROLL! AND CONTINUE TO PAY NAME... HELGA? HER A SALARY! M NOWI'LL W TELL YOU MY TROUBLES! HAROLD Dour 3-30

    Thu, March 30, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Line art OCR: I'M AS NERVOUS AS I WAS WHEN I WAS EIGHTEEN AND HAD MY FIRST APPOINT- MENT WITH THE HARRY WHARTON AGENCY ! I I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO CALM MY NERVES! 000 3.30 *MOLD LATTORDISHS. C. 1978 I MIGHT AS WELL FINISH WHAT LITTLE IS IN HERE AND THROW THE BOTTLE AWAY! I'M AS NERVOUS AS I WAS WHEN I WAS EIGHTEEN AND HAD MY FIRST APPOINT MENT WITH THE HARRY WHARTON AGENCY ! I I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING TO CALM MY NERVES ! 000 3.30 * MOLD LATTORDISHS . C. 1978 I MIGHT AS WELL FINISH WHAT LITTLE IS IN HERE AND THROW THE BOTTLE AWAY !

    Thu, March 30, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Style OCR: SCHOOL IS SURE SCARIER THAN WHEN YOu WENTGRAN. IN WHAT WAYQUINCY? TODAY TEACHER HAD US PRACTICING READING.. WARNINGS FROM THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION! SHEARER 3-29 Okiorld rights reserved SCHOOL IS SURE SCARIER THAN WHEN YOu WENTGRAN. IN WHAT WAYQUINCY? TODAY TEACHER HAD US PRACTICING READING.. WARNINGS FROM THE FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION! SHEARER 3-29 Okiorld rights reserved

    Wed, March 29, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Handwriting OCR: 6X OKAYIT'S TIME FOR YOU TO WALK THE PLANK! IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU-I'D LIKE MY WIFE TO JOIN ME. O 3-29 Addison SHE'S ALWAYS COMPLAINING I NEVER TAKE HER ANYWHERE @KING PEATURES SYNDICATE1978 6X OKAYIT'S TIME FOR YOU TO WALK THE PLANK ! IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU - I'D LIKE MY WIFE TO JOIN ME . O 3-29 Addison SHE'S ALWAYS COMPLAINING I NEVER TAKE HER ANYWHERE @KING PEATURES SYNDICATEINC .

    Wed, March 29, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Line OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols ?? WHEN MY CLUB HE TOOK ME TO THE AIRPORT TO GET FINALLYI TOLD HIM THAT I WAS GOING TO KEEP ENGAGEMENT FINISHED IN MIAMII WAS MY FLIGHT...AND IT WAS THEN THAT BOOKED IN LOS ANGELES! BY THEN I'D KNEW BIG JULIE FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS .. AND I GOTTA ADMIT HE BECAME LIKE A HABIT! HE TOLD ME HE WANTED TO MARRY METHAT HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO LEAVE! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY... MY ENGAGEMENT IN L.A. AND I'D THINK ABOUT THINGS AND LET HIM KNOWw WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS! WELLI MISSED HIM TERRIBLESAM...LIKE I WOULDA MISSED A FATHER IFI EVER HAD ONE! HAROLD DouK JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols ? ? WHEN MY CLUB HE TOOK ME TO THE AIRPORT TO GET FINALLYI TOLD HIM THAT I WAS GOING TO KEEP ENGAGEMENT FINISHED IN MIAMII WAS MY FLIGHT...AND IT WAS THEN THAT BOOKED IN LOS ANGELES! BY THEN I'D KNEW BIG JULIE FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS .. AND I GOTTA ADMIT HE BECAME LIKE A HABIT! HE TOLD ME HE WANTED TO MARRY METHAT HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO LEAVE! I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY... MY ENGAGEMENT IN L.A. AND I'D THINK ABOUT THINGS AND LET HIM KNOWw WITHIN A COUPLE OF WEEKS! WELLI MISSED HIM TERRIBLESAM...LIKE I WOULDA MISSED A FATHER IFI EVER HAD ONE! HAROLD DouK

    Wed, March 29, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Art OCR: YOU'RE HERE IN NEW YORK? LIVING HERE ? WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOUDARLING? ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING FOR LUNCH ? WELLTHE TRUTH IS THAT I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR LUNCH---AND I CALLED BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO YOUHARRY! PELA INTEISES. C. 1978 3-29 7 GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESSLOVE--- AND I'LL PICK YOU UP IN AN HOUR! YOU'RE HERE IN NEW YORK ? LIVING HERE ? WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOUDARLING ? ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING FOR LUNCH ? WELLTHE TRUTH IS THAT I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR LUNCH --- AND I CALLED BECAUSE I WANT TO TALK TO YOUHARRY ! PELA INTEISES . C. 1978 3-29 7 GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESSLOVE --- AND I'LL PICK YOU UP IN AN HOUR !

    Wed, March 29, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Publication OCR: BIG KNUCKLES WON'T BE HITTIN' ON ANYBODY TODAY. HE'S SICK IN MAYBE WE OUGHTA SEND HIM A STAY- SICK CARD. BED. AL'S GREETING CARDS IS THAT SO? HM-M..3-28 HEAGR BIG KNUCKLES WON'T BE HITTIN' ON ANYBODY TODAY. HE'S SICK IN MAYBE WE OUGHTA SEND HIM A STAY- SICK CARD. BED. AL'S GREETING CARDS IS THAT SO? HM-M..3-28 HEAGR

    Tue, March 28, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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