Characters live here, and we’re back. Thanks for sticking with us while we got the site sorted.

All Comics

  • Art OCR: $ DOCTORPLEASE DON'T SAY | ANYTHING ABOUT IT TO MY HUSBAND--- NATURALLYYOU WANT TO TELL HIM YOURSELF! I'LL HAVE HIM PICK UP A PRESCRIPTION FOR YOU TO HELP THE NAUSEA! THANK YOUDOCTOR-THANK YOU VERY MUCH! ELD ENTERPRISES. C. 1976 4-25 YOU'RE QUITE THIN! I WANT YOU TO EAT A WELL-BALANCED DIET! AND I SHOULD SEE YOU AT MY OFFICE SOMETIME NEXT WEEK! ST I'LL CALL FOR AN APPOINT- MENT! $ DOCTORPLEASE DON'T SAY | ANYTHING ABOUT IT TO MY HUSBAND --- NATURALLYYOU WANT TO TELL HIM YOURSELF ! I'LL HAVE HIM PICK UP A PRESCRIPTION FOR YOU TO HELP THE NAUSEA ! THANK YOUDOCTOR - THANK YOU VERY MUCH ! ELD ENTERPRISES . C. 1976 4-25 YOU'RE QUITE THIN ! I WANT YOU TO EAT A WELL - BALANCED DIET ! AND I SHOULD SEE YOU AT MY OFFICE SOMETIME NEXT WEEK ! ST I'LL CALL FOR AN APPOINT MENT !

    Tue, April 25, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
    Read More
  • Parallel OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols IF YOU KNOW ABBEYTHE BETTER PART OF VALOR HE ASKED IF YOU Y CLARENCE DARROW WAY TO FIND YOU WAS TO) TO EXAGGERATELOOK FOR THE NEAREST PHONE! I TOLD JULIAN THAT THE SHE HAS A TENDENCY WOULD BE FOR ME TO REMAIN WERE A LAWYERNEUTRAL AND MAKE MY DEPARTURE! THANK YOU FOR THE DANCE! SAM! I WONDER MISS SPENCER! HOW HE KNEW? MR. KINGSTON! HAROLD Doux 4-25 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols IF YOU KNOW ABBEYTHE BETTER PART OF VALOR HE ASKED IF YOU Y CLARENCE DARROW WAY TO FIND YOU WAS TO) TO EXAGGERATELOOK FOR THE NEAREST PHONE! I TOLD JULIAN THAT THE SHE HAS A TENDENCY WOULD BE FOR ME TO REMAIN WERE A LAWYERHAD THE SAME PROBLEMNEUTRAL AND MAKE MY DEPARTURE! THANK YOU FOR THE DANCE! SAM! I WONDER MISS SPENCER! HOW HE KNEW? MR. KINGSTON! HAROLD Doux 4-25

    Tue, April 25, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

    Read More
  • Style OCR: THIS IS DUMB. I'M STUCK OUT HERE ON THE OCEAN WITHOUT ANYBODY TO PLAY WITH. YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT IT RIGHT SANDICATE1478 ALL OVER THE WORLD KIDS PLAY IN THE BATHTUB WITH THEIR BOATS AND TOY ANIMALS... ... AND HERE YOU ARE WITH THE REAL THING! GEEYOU'RE RIGHT! 4-25 Addison THIS IS DUMB . I'M STUCK OUT HERE ON THE OCEAN WITHOUT ANYBODY TO PLAY WITH . YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT IT RIGHT SANDICATEINC .1478 ALL OVER THE WORLD KIDS PLAY IN THE BATHTUB WITH THEIR BOATS AND TOY ANIMALS ... ... AND HERE YOU ARE WITH THE REAL THING ! GEEYOU'RE RIGHT ! 4-25 Addison

    Tue, April 25, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

    Read More
  • Mammal OCR: ...QUINCYDO YOU KNOW WHO INVENTED THE ZERO? I'M NOT SUREBUT FROM THE GRADES I GET.....IT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF MY TEACHERS. TODAY WE'LL TALK ABOUT WHERE NUMBERS COME FROM. TAKE ZEROFOR INSTANCE.. ...QUINCYDO YOU KNOW WHO INVENTED THE ZERO? I'M NOT SUREBUT FROM THE GRADES I GET.....IT MUST HAVE BEEN ONE OF MY TEACHERS. TODAY WE'LL TALK ABOUT WHERE NUMBERS COME FROM. TAKE ZEROFOR INSTANCE..

    Tue, April 25, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
    Read More
  • Font OCR: FILT AFTER TOMMIE ASSISTS THE DOCTOR IN HIS EXAMINATION OF JESSICAHE ASKS TO TALK ALONE. WITH THE PATIENT! B WELLI'M CERTAIN YOU HAVEN'T APPENDICITIS! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MEIS THERE? BUT I DO THINK THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT ! PREGNANT? HBA MITters:585C. 1978 4.24 JUST YESTERDAY TED AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT ADOPTION-- FILT AFTER TOMMIE ASSISTS THE DOCTOR IN HIS EXAMINATION OF JESSICAHE ASKS TO TALK ALONE . WITH THE PATIENT ! B WELLI'M CERTAIN YOU HAVEN'T APPENDICITIS ! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MEIS THERE ? BUT I DO THINK THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT ! PREGNANT ? HBA MITters : 585C. 1978 4.24 JUST YESTERDAY TED AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT ADOPTION-

    Mon, April 24, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
    Read More
  • Comics OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols THAT'S RIGHTI WANT TO SEE YOU CAN GO TO HIS YES... IF HELGA TOMORROW MORNING AT MY OFFICE! CAN SHE BE THERE ABOUT NINE ? MEANWHILEYOUR Y KNOWING SAM OFFICEHE'S ON A I SHOULD! WAITING FOR YOUPHONE SOMEWHERE TALKING TO A CLIENT! WHILE ABBEY SPENCER DANCES WITH JULIAN KINGSTONSAM DRIVER TALKS TO GEORGIA ! ABBEY! HOLD ONSAM! HAROLD DOUX JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols THAT'S RIGHTI WANT TO SEE YOU CAN GO TO HIS YES... IF HELGA TOMORROW MORNING AT MY OFFICE! CAN SHE BE THERE ABOUT NINE ? MEANWHILEYOUR Y KNOWING SAM OFFICECAN'T YOU?)YOU THINK ESCORT MUST BE LIKE I DOHE'S ON A I SHOULD! WAITING FOR YOUPHONE SOMEWHERE TALKING TO A CLIENT! WHILE ABBEY SPENCER DANCES WITH JULIAN KINGSTONSAM DRIVER TALKS TO GEORGIA ! ABBEY! HOLD ONSAM! HAROLD DOUX

    Mon, April 24, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

    Read More
  • Gesture OCR: I REFUSE TO WALK THE PLANK UNLESS I CAN CHANGES OUT OF THIS SWEATER! WHY? MUTINY Sant OKING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 WOOL SHRINKS MUTINY 4-24 -Addison_ I REFUSE TO WALK THE PLANK UNLESS I CAN CHANGES OUT OF THIS SWEATER ! WHY ? MUTINY Sant OKING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 WOOL SHRINKS MUTINY 4-24 -Addison_

    Mon, April 24, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

    Read More
  • Drawing OCR: MOLAREAD THIS... IN SOME COUNTRIES IT'S SURE! THAT MAKES IT THE CUSTOM FOR WOMEN TO WALK BEHIND THEIR HUSBANDS. EASIER TO GIVE THEM A KICK IN THE PANTS. 4-24. SHEARER MOLAYOU SHOULDREAD THIS... IN SOME COUNTRIES IT'S SURE! THAT MAKES IT THE CUSTOM FOR WOMEN TO WALK BEHIND THEIR HUSBANDS. EASIER TO GIVE THEM A KICK IN THE PANTS. 4-24. SHEARER

    Mon, April 24, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
    Read More
  • Black OCR: UNCLE BONERWILL YOU HOLD MY BALLOON WHILE I GET A DRINK OF WATER 2 ?? BONERS OKING FEATURES SYNDICATE1478 C ??? NOT MUCH TO DO TODAY SURECUBCAKE ARK; addison ONCE LUNCH IS OVER THE REST OF THE DAY IS DOWNHILL! 7 ?DD 7 YOU DON'T OFTEN SEE SOMEONE FLUNK BALLOON HOLDING a Ayand Addison 4-23 UNCLE BONERWILL YOU HOLD MY BALLOON WHILE I GET A DRINK OF WATER 2 ?? BONERS OKING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1478 C ??? NOT MUCH TO DO TODAY SURECUBCAKE ARK ; addison ONCE LUNCH IS OVER THE REST OF THE DAY IS DOWNHILL ! 7 ?DD 7 YOU DON'T OFTEN SEE SOMEONE FLUNK BALLOON HOLDING a Ayand Addison 4-23

    Sun, April 23, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

    Read More
  • Font OCR: I'M A NURSEJESSICA! I THINK THE DOCTOR SHOULD SEE YOU TO- NIGHTNOT TOMORROW! I'M REALLY FEELING BETTER NOW - www 3NC. 1978 -4-22 I CANT ASSUME THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY! I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOUR HUSBAND WHAT I THINK! I DON'T WANT TO WORRY HIM! HE'LL BE LESS WORRIED IF YOU'RE SEEN BY A DOCTOR NOW RATHER THAN HAVING TO TRY TO FIND ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! OKAY---BUT I'M SURE THERE'S NOTHING REALLY WRONG! w I'M A NURSENOT A DOCTORJESSICA ! I THINK THE DOCTOR SHOULD SEE YOU TO NIGHTNOT TOMORROW ! I'M REALLY FEELING BETTER NOW - www 3NC . 1978 -4-22 I CANT ASSUME THAT KIND OF RESPONSIBILITY ! I'LL HAVE TO TELL YOUR HUSBAND WHAT I THINK ! I DON'T WANT TO WORRY HIM ! HE'LL BE LESS WORRIED IF YOU'RE SEEN BY A DOCTOR NOW RATHER THAN HAVING TO TRY TO FIND ONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ! OKAY --- BUT I'M SURE THERE'S NOTHING REALLY WRONG ! w

    Sat, April 22, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
    Read More
  • Publication OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols PLEASEEXCUSE ME FOR BREAKING IN LIKE THISTHE CHAIRMAN MUST AN- YOUR ESCORT. WOULD HE BE AN GOOD ONEJULIAN! ATTORNEY? WILL YOU FORGIVE ME IF I TAKE ABBEY AWAY FROM YOU FOR A FEW MINUTESSIR? IT 15 A TRA- NOUNCE HIS SELECTION OF HIS MOST VALUABLE DITION FOR THE CHAIRMAN I UNDERSTAND! YES...AND A VERY HAROLD 422 COMMITTEE WORKER! JULIAN KINGSTON... SAM DRIVER! TO DANCE WITH THE COMMITTEE MEMBER! JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols PLEASEEXCUSE ME FOR BREAKING IN LIKE THISAS YOU KNOWTHE CHAIRMAN MUST AN- YOUR ESCORT. WOULD HE BE AN GOOD ONEJULIAN! ATTORNEY? WILL YOU FORGIVE ME IF I TAKE ABBEY AWAY FROM YOU FOR A FEW MINUTESSIR? IT 15 A TRA- NOUNCE HIS SELECTION OF HIS MOST VALUABLE DITION FOR THE CHAIRMAN I UNDERSTAND! YES...AND A VERY HAROLD 422 COMMITTEE WORKER! JULIAN KINGSTON... SAM DRIVER! TO DANCE WITH THE COMMITTEE MEMBER!

    Sat, April 22, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

    Read More
  • Organism OCR: THANKS FOR LETTING ME USE YOUR BOWLING BALLBONER! -4-22 Addison ARE YOU IN A RUSH TO GET IT BACK? NODUM- DUM! KING FEATURES SHNUICATE1478 THAT'S GOOD! I NEED MORE TIME TO GET MY FINGER UNSTUCK THANKS FOR LETTING ME USE YOUR BOWLING BALLBONER ! -4-22 Addison ARE YOU IN A RUSH TO GET IT BACK ? NODUM DUM ! KING FEATURES SHNUICATEINC .1478 THAT'S GOOD ! I NEED MORE TIME TO GET MY FINGER UNSTUCK

    Sat, April 22, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

    Read More