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  • Line OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols FAS{ BUT GEORGIA TOLD MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HAVE YOU SHE WANTED TO BELIEVETOLD THIS FOUR TO FIVE INJECTIONS TO TAKE ANYTHING... MR. DRIVER...BUT THAT'S ) TO ANY ??HER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY.. TO JUNIOR? NODID JUNIOR SEE HIS FATHER SIR! DURING THE LAST TWO MONTHS THAT HE WAS ILL? IF NOTHOW DID HE KNOW HOW MUCH MEDICATION WAS GIVEN SENIOR? I GAVE MR. KINGSTON ME THAT HE REFUSED OF NARCOTICS A DAYAS PRESCRIBED BY THE DOCTOR FOR PAIN! NOT THE WAY IT WAS! HAROLD Doux -28 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols FAS{ BUT GEORGIA TOLD MAYBE THAT'S WHAT HAVE YOU SHE WANTED TO BELIEVETOLD THIS FOUR TO FIVE INJECTIONS TO TAKE ANYTHING... MR. DRIVER...BUT THAT'S ) TO ANY ??HER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY.. TO JUNIOR? NODID JUNIOR SEE HIS FATHER SIR! DURING THE LAST TWO MONTHS THAT HE WAS ILL? IF NOTHOW DID HE KNOW HOW MUCH MEDICATION WAS GIVEN SENIOR? I GAVE MR. KINGSTON ME THAT HE REFUSED OF NARCOTICS A DAYAS PRESCRIBED BY THE DOCTOR FOR PAIN! NOT THE WAY IT WAS! HAROLD Doux -28

    Fri, April 28, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Organism OCR: I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE AWARE OF IT---BUT YOU SHOULD STOP DRINKING ALL ALCOHOL NOW THAT YOU'RE PREGNANTJESSICA ! Pan DRINKING WON'T BE ANY PROBLEM--- I'M GOING TO BE SO BUSY PREPARING AND PLANNING FOR THE ARRIVAL OF THE BABYI WON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE! HELD INISIPLISES. HC. 1976 4-28 WELLI'LL RUN ALONG! I KNOW YOU'LL WANT TO BE ALONE WITH TED WHEN YOU TELL HIM THE NEWS! TOMMIETHANKS (AGAIN ! YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL! I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU'RE AWARE OF IT --- BUT YOU SHOULD STOP DRINKING ALL ALCOHOL NOW THAT YOU'RE PREGNANTJESSICA ! Pan DRINKING WON'T BE ANY PROBLEM --- I'M GOING TO BE SO BUSY PREPARING AND PLANNING FOR THE ARRIVAL OF THE BABYI WON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE ! HELD INISIPLISES . HC . 1976 4-28 WELLI'LL RUN ALONG ! I KNOW YOU'LL WANT TO BE ALONE WITH TED WHEN YOU TELL HIM THE NEWS ! TOMMIETHANKS ( AGAIN ! YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL !

    Fri, April 28, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Organism OCR: WHY IS IT I DRINK DECAFFEINATED COFFEETURN IN EARLYAND I'M STILL NOT ASLEEP TWO HOURS LATER?... 4-28 Addison ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 ...WHILE DUMMY DRINKS A POT OF STRONG COFFEE AND FALLS ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR MOVIE!! Z BANG BANG RAT TAT TATTAT WHY IS IT I DRINK DECAFFEINATED COFFEETAKE A WARM BATHTURN IN EARLYAND I'M STILL NOT ASLEEP TWO HOURS LATER ? ... 4-28 Addison ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 ... WHILE DUMMY DRINKS A POT OF STRONG COFFEE AND FALLS ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR MOVIE !! Z BANG BANG RAT TAT TATTAT

    Fri, April 28, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Gesture OCR: QUINCYYOU'VE GOT TO THINK MÓRE ABOUT SCHOOL AND LESS ABOUT BASKETBALL. THAT'S JUST WHAT I DID. I HAD TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL. THE TEACHER CALLED A FOUL ON ME. TED QUINCYYOU'RE LATEYOU'VE GOT TO THINK MÓRE ABOUT SCHOOL AND LESS ABOUT BASKETBALL. THAT'S JUST WHAT I DID. I HAD TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL. THE TEACHER CALLED A FOUL ON ME. TED

    Fri, April 28, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Illustration OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols I WANT TO BE OF GOOD MORNINGHELGA!) WHATEVER HELP I CAN TO MRS. KINGSTON! YESI'VE MET|IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS OF HIS HIM! I TOOK AS YOU KNOWJULIAN KINGSTON'S WILL 15 BEING CONTESTED BY HIS SON AND CARE OF SOME OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY! DO YOU KNOWJUNIOR? ILLNESSTHE SENIOR KINGSTON WAS IN CONSIDERABLE PAIN BUT ACCORDING TO GEORGIAHE REFUSED TO TAKE ANYTHING FOR IT... I APPRECIATE YOUR COMING IN! THE FIRST MRS. KINGSTONBEFORE SHE PASSED AWAY! THAT'S NOT TRUE! HAROUK 4-27 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols I WANT TO BE OF GOOD MORNINGHELGA!) WHATEVER HELP I CAN TO MRS. KINGSTON! YESI'VE MET|IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS OF HIS HIM! I TOOK AS YOU KNOWJULIAN KINGSTON'S WILL 15 BEING CONTESTED BY HIS SON AND CARE OF SOME OTHER MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY! DO YOU KNOWJUNIOR? ILLNESSTHE SENIOR KINGSTON WAS IN CONSIDERABLE PAIN BUT ACCORDING TO GEORGIAHE REFUSED TO TAKE ANYTHING FOR IT... I APPRECIATE YOUR COMING IN! THE FIRST MRS. KINGSTONJUNIOR'S MOTHERBEFORE SHE PASSED AWAY! THAT'S NOT TRUE! HAROUK 4-27

    Thu, April 27, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Style OCR: I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE ITTOMMIE---WE WAITED SO LONG! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE ! TED IS GOING TO BE EVEN MORE THRILLED THAN I AM WHEN I TELL HIM!! THAT'S WONDER- FULJESSICA! uv HTEPRISES HMC. 1978 I'LL HAVE TO CALL HARRY WHARTON! I GUESS HE WON'T WANT ME TO MODEL WEDDING GOWNS---BUT I'LL BE A NATURAL FOR MATERNITY CLOTHES! 4-27 DID YOU TELL THE DOCTOR YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING MORE THAN YOU SHOULD? Bil HE DIDN'T ASK ME--- AND I DIDN'T SEE MUCH POINT IN TELLING HIM! THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I'M PREGNANT! W I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE ITTOMMIE --- WE WAITED SO LONG ! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE ! TED IS GOING TO BE EVEN MORE THRILLED THAN I AM WHEN I TELL HIM !! THAT'S WONDER FULJESSICA ! uv HTEPRISES HMC . 1978 I'LL HAVE TO CALL HARRY WHARTON ! I GUESS HE WON'T WANT ME TO MODEL WEDDING GOWNS --- BUT I'LL BE A NATURAL FOR MATERNITY CLOTHES ! 4-27 DID YOU TELL THE DOCTOR YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING MORE THAN YOU SHOULD ? Bil HE DIDN'T ASK ME --- AND I DIDN'T SEE MUCH POINT IN TELLING HIM ! THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT I'M PREGNANT ! W

    Thu, April 27, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Boner's Ark (Vintage) - 1978-04-27

    Thu, April 27, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Drawing OCR: OH-OHBIG KNUCKLES IS WAITING DOWN THERE. SOMEDAY I'M GONNA WRITE A POEM IN PRAISE COF... ..WHOEVER INVENTED BACK DOORS. TED SHEAR OH-OHBIG KNUCKLES IS WAITING DOWN THERE. SOMEDAY I'M GONNA WRITE A POEM IN PRAISE COF... ..WHOEVER INVENTED BACK DOORS. TED SHEAR

    Thu, April 27, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Monochrome OCR: WELLTHE DOCTOR SAID YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE EXCEPT A LITTLE THIN? WHERE'S TED ? HE WENT OUT TO GET A PRESCRIPTION FILLED! DID THE DOCTOR TELL YOU WHAT HE FOUND ? BI FLD WITES1976 34-26 NOT REALLY---EXCEPT THAT HE THOUGHT YOU'D BE FINE WITH THE MEDICATION HE ORDERED! I'M PREGNANTTOMMIE! WELLTHE DOCTOR SAID YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE EXCEPT A LITTLE THIN ? WHERE'S TED ? HE WENT OUT TO GET A PRESCRIPTION FILLED ! DID THE DOCTOR TELL YOU WHAT HE FOUND ? BI FLD WITES1976 34-26 NOT REALLY --- EXCEPT THAT HE THOUGHT YOU'D BE FINE WITH THE MEDICATION HE ORDERED ! I'M PREGNANTTOMMIE !

    Wed, April 26, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Newspaper OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols JULIAN? I TRIED TO REACH YOU LAST NIGHT! I'M ON MY MEDICINES YOU GAVE MY FATHER! WAY OVER TO MR. DRIVER'S OFFICE! HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME! I'M A LITTLE SCARED! HE'LL PROBABLY ASK YOU ABOUT THE BUT I DIDN'T! YOUR MY DEAR HELGA... FATHER REFUSED TO) OUR WHOLE FUTURE IS TAKE THEM... YOU/DEPENDENT ON YOUR DOING EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU! I'LL PICK YOU UP AT THE USUAL PLACE AFTER YOUR MEETING WITH DRIVER! TELL HIM THAT YOU GAVE THE INJECTIONS PRESCRIBED BY THE DOCTOR FOR PAIN! KNOW THATJULIAN! NO NEED TO BEMY DEÁR! HAROLD DOUX JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols JULIAN? I TRIED TO REACH YOU LAST NIGHT! I'M ON MY MEDICINES YOU GAVE MY FATHER! WAY OVER TO MR. DRIVER'S OFFICE! HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME! I'M A LITTLE SCARED! HE'LL PROBABLY ASK YOU ABOUT THE BUT I DIDN'T! YOUR MY DEAR HELGA... FATHER REFUSED TO) OUR WHOLE FUTURE IS TAKE THEM... YOU/DEPENDENT ON YOUR DOING EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU! I'LL PICK YOU UP AT THE USUAL PLACE AFTER YOUR MEETING WITH DRIVER! TELL HIM THAT YOU GAVE THE INJECTIONS PRESCRIBED BY THE DOCTOR FOR PAIN! KNOW THATJULIAN! NO NEED TO BEMY DEÁR! HAROLD DOUX

    Wed, April 26, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Line art OCR: 4-26 Vadisor WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD MAKE A DIGNIFIED PERSON LIKE DUKE TAKE UP JOGGING? WHICH WAY DID HE GO? WHICH WAY DID HE GO? WHICH WAY DID HE GO? OKING FEATURES SYNDICATE1478 4-26 Vadisor WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD MAKE A DIGNIFIED PERSON LIKE DUKE TAKE UP JOGGING ? WHICH WAY DID HE GO ? WHICH WAY DID HE GO ? WHICH WAY DID HE GO ? OKING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .

    Wed, April 26, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Parallel OCR: IT'S A GREAT DAYWHY ARE YOU CARRYIN' THAT UMBRELLALI'L BO? I'M GONNA USE IT TO HIDE UNDER... ...IF ANY OF MY ENEMIES COME OVER IN HELICOPTERS. 1-26: IT'S A GREAT DAYWHY ARE YOU CARRYIN' THAT UMBRELLALI'L BO? I'M GONNA USE IT TO HIDE UNDER... ...IF ANY OF MY ENEMIES COME OVER IN HELICOPTERS. 1-26:

    Wed, April 26, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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