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  • Mammal OCR: HOW'S THE NEW ROOMMATE SITUATIONMARGO? PLEASEPRO- FESSORBLAZE IS ONLY A GUEST..AND HES COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO HIS SHORTCOMINGS IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 3-G APARTMENT NEVER! SOUNDS LIKE AN ALTERCATION. YOU CAN'T JUST KICK ME OUT .I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND! THIS GUN IS LOADED! QUICKUNLOCK THE DOORI WE'VE GOT TO SAVE LU ANN? You GO AHEADPROFESSOR. OHMIGOSH! ..I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! DON'T DO ITBLAZE! OHMARGO! PROFESSOR! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME T? HELP ME REHEARSE THE NEXT SCENE! 3-G 8-16 KOTZKY TRUSIANI 1998 by North Amenca SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. HOW'S THE NEW ROOMMATE SITUATIONMARGO? PLEASEPRO- FESSORBLAZE IS ONLY A GUEST..AND HES COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO HIS SHORTCOMINGS IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 3-G APARTMENT NEVER! SOUNDS LIKE AN ALTERCATION. YOU CAN'T JUST KICK ME OUT .I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND! THIS GUN IS LOADED! QUICKUNLOCK THE DOORI WE'VE GOT TO SAVE LU ANN? You GO AHEADPROFESSOR. OHMIGOSH! ..I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! DON'T DO ITBLAZE! OHMARGO! PROFESSOR! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME T? HELP ME REHEARSE THE NEXT SCENE! 3-G 8-16 KOTZKY TRUSIANI 1998 by North Amenca SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, August 16, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Organism OCR: WELCOME HOMELU ANN..THERE'S A SURPRISE WAITING FOR you IN THE LIVING ROOM. ( GO SEE. APARTMENT WHAT IS IT. TOMMIE ? HILU ANN... HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY SHOWING UP WITHOUT CALLING FIRST. I CAN'T BELIEVE UNCLE BUD LET YOU TAKE OFF FOR A VÀCATION. 8/9 DAD DIDN'T. I QUIT THE FAMILY BUSINESS. BLAZE-! ©1998 by North Amerida SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. I'M CUT OUT FOR ACTING. NOT RANCHING. SAVINGS BONDS.? DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET AN APARTMENT REAL SOON...I DON'T HAVE A JOB YETBUT I'VE GOT SOME- THING EVEN BETTER. SAVINGS BONDS! I HAVE A STACK OF IF YOU WANT AN APART- TWENTY-FIVE- DOLLAR SAVINGS / THAT STACK BETTER BE BONDS.GOOD AS CASH MENT IN THIS CITY.. AS TALL AS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! WELCOME HOMELU ANN..THERE'S A SURPRISE WAITING FOR you IN THE LIVING ROOM. ( GO SEE. APARTMENT WHAT IS IT. TOMMIE ? HILU ANN... HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY SHOWING UP WITHOUT CALLING FIRST. I CAN'T BELIEVE UNCLE BUD LET YOU TAKE OFF FOR A VÀCATION. 8/9 DAD DIDN'T. I QUIT THE FAMILY BUSINESS. BLAZE-! ©1998 by North Amerida SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. I'M CUT OUT FOR ACTING. NOT RANCHING. SAVINGS BONDS.? DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET AN APARTMENT REAL SOON...I DON'T HAVE A JOB YETBUT I'VE GOT SOME- THING EVEN BETTER. SAVINGS BONDS! I HAVE A STACK OF IF YOU WANT AN APART- TWENTY-FIVE- DOLLAR SAVINGS / THAT STACK BETTER BE BONDS.GOOD AS CASH MENT IN THIS CITY.. AS TALL AS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!

    Sun, August 9, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Font OCR: I WISH I HAD INVITED LU ANN'S COUSIN HERE WHEN HE CALLED FROM PENN STATION LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO A COLLEGE KID FROM DONT ANSWER THATLET'S GO FIND HIM. APARTMENT SOUTH DAKOTA.? EXCUSE MEBUT WE'RE LU ANN'S ROOMMATES. ARE YOU HER COUSINHOW COULD you TELL.? I MEAN.I AM. ARE YOU TAKING ME HOME? W HOLD YOUR b TRAIN HORSESBLAZE! BEFORE WE TAKE YOU HOME . DO yOu HAVE ANY I.D. I COULD LOOK AT..? BLAZEFROM SOUTH DAKOTA? ©1996 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. WELLIT LOOKS LIKE YOU!... HERBERTTHE THIRD2 "CAUSE I'M GOING TO SET THE WORLD GOOD...I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE YOU'RE NOT A PYROMANIAC. NOBODY CALLS ME HERBERT. NEWSTA WHY DO THEY CALL YOu BLAZE? ON FIRE. 9-2 KORKY" TRUSIANI I WISH I HAD INVITED LU ANN'S COUSIN HERE WHEN HE CALLED FROM PENN STATION LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO A COLLEGE KID FROM DONT ANSWER THATLET'S GO FIND HIM. APARTMENT SOUTH DAKOTA.? EXCUSE MEBUT WE'RE LU ANN'S ROOMMATES. ARE YOU HER COUSINHOW COULD you TELL.? I MEAN.I AM. ARE YOU TAKING ME HOME? W HOLD YOUR b TRAIN HORSESBLAZE! BEFORE WE TAKE YOU HOME . DO yOu HAVE ANY I.D. I COULD LOOK AT..? BLAZEFROM SOUTH DAKOTA? ©1996 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. WELLIT LOOKS LIKE YOU!... HERBERTTHE THIRD2 "CAUSE I'M GOING TO SET THE WORLD GOOD...I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE YOU'RE NOT A PYROMANIAC. NOBODY CALLS ME HERBERT. NEWSTA WHY DO THEY CALL YOu BLAZE? ON FIRE. 9-2 KORKY" TRUSIANI

    Sun, August 2, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Organism OCR: DETECTIVE BICMAN(TOMMIE LU ANN POWERS AND ABIGAIL THOMPSON HELLO UH..WE'LL MAKE SOME COFFEE. APARTMENT HI. WHAT EXACTLY CAN I DO FOR YOUDETECTIVE BICMAN? YOU'RE NOT A SUSPECTOF COURSE.BUT I STILL HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU I DIDN'T ASK AT HEAD- QUARTERS THE OTHER NIGHT. ?? ?H? WAY...HOW ARE YOU FEELING.? you LOOK PRETTY SHOOK UP. DISCOVERING THAT MY BOYFRIEND WAS LAUNDERING DRUG MONEY FOR A SOUTH AMERICAN CARTEL. AND LYING TO ME ABOUT HIS ENTIRE LIFE. HASN'T BEEN EASY.. NewYurk Newsday e ROBERT MULLEN INDICTED W/20 OTHERS IN INTER NATIONAL MONE NDERING WELLER.PETER.I ACCEPT YOUR GENTLEMANLY OFFER. BACK ATTITUDE AND SUDDENLYIM BEGINNING TO 1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. AND NOW THERE'S TONIGHT.. ROB WAS SUPPOSED TO COHOST A CHARITY EVENT WITH ME.OBVIOUSLY HE WONT BE WEARING THIS MARGO'S BOUNCE- TUX I ORDERED. I HATE TUXEDOS BUT IF YOU NEED AN ESCORT.I ÇAN FILL IN.. MY SUPERIORS WONT OBJECT SINCE YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN CLEARED mz7 FEEL A LOT BETTER. NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME! ?2? TRUSIANI DETECTIVE BICMANTHESE ARE MY ROOMMATES(TOMMIE LU ANN POWERS AND ABIGAIL THOMPSON HELLO UH..WE'LL MAKE SOME COFFEE. APARTMENT HI. WHAT EXACTLY CAN I DO FOR YOUDETECTIVE BICMAN? YOU'RE NOT A SUSPECTOF COURSE.BUT I STILL HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU I DIDN'T ASK AT HEAD- QUARTERS THE OTHER NIGHT. ?? ?H? WAY...HOW ARE YOU FEELING.? you LOOK PRETTY SHOOK UP. DISCOVERING THAT MY BOYFRIEND WAS LAUNDERING DRUG MONEY FOR A SOUTH AMERICAN CARTEL. AND LYING TO ME ABOUT HIS ENTIRE LIFE. HASN'T BEEN EASY.. NewYurk Newsday e ROBERT MULLEN INDICTED W/20 OTHERS IN INTER NATIONAL MONE NDERING WELLDETECTIVE BICMANER.PETER.I ACCEPT YOUR GENTLEMANLY OFFER. BACK ATTITUDE AND SUDDENLYIM BEGINNING TO 1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. AND NOW THERE'S TONIGHT.. ROB WAS SUPPOSED TO COHOST A CHARITY EVENT WITH ME.OBVIOUSLY HE WONT BE WEARING THIS MARGO'S BOUNCE- TUX I ORDERED. I HATE TUXEDOS BUT IF YOU NEED AN ESCORT.I ÇAN FILL IN.. MY SUPERIORS WONT OBJECT SINCE YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN CLEARED mz7 FEEL A LOT BETTER. NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME! ? 2 ? TRUSIANI

    Sun, July 26, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Comic book OCR: MARGO AND ROB'S REUNION MUST BE IN FULL SWING. ...AND GREAT FANFARE! APARTMENT KNOWING MARGOTHEYRE CELEBRATING WITH ALL THE ROMANTIC TRAPPINGS. BINGO! HEY1 FOUND WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR! ROBERT MULLENWE HAVE A FEDERAL WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST! ANY- THING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW- GOOD WORK JIM. KOTZKY RUSIANI 7-19 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.. IM DETECTIVE BICMAN. AND YOU ARE.? WE'D LIKE YOU TO COME DOWN TO HEADQUARTERS.YOU'RE NOT UNDER ARREST.WE'D JUST LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS. MARGO MAGEE.A NEIGHBOR AND. UH. WEVE BEEN DATING.. ©1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved MARGO AND ROB'S REUNION MUST BE IN FULL SWING. ...AND GREAT FANFARE! APARTMENT KNOWING MARGOTHEYRE CELEBRATING WITH ALL THE ROMANTIC TRAPPINGS. BINGO! HEYPETE ..1 FOUND WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR! ROBERT MULLENWE HAVE A FEDERAL WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST! ANY- THING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A COURT OF LAW- GOOD WORK JIM. KOTZKY RUSIANI 7-19 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING.. IM DETECTIVE BICMAN. AND YOU ARE.? WE'D LIKE YOU TO COME DOWN TO HEADQUARTERS.YOU'RE NOT UNDER ARREST.WE'D JUST LIKE TO ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS. MARGO MAGEE.A NEIGHBOR AND. UH. WEVE BEEN DATING.. ©1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved

    Sun, July 19, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Mammal OCR: I FEEL CLOSER TO YOU THAN I HAVE EVER FELT TO ANY OTHER WOMANMARGO. I TRUST YOU.. I LOVE YOu.. I WANT TO TELL you THE TRUTH.. APARTMENT THOSE PHONY I.D's YOU FOUND ARE MINE.THE AUTHORITIES GAVE THEM TO ME WHENI ENTERED THE.. WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAMMARGO.I WAS PART OF A STING OPERATION..BELIEVE IT OR NOTORGANIZED CRIME EVEN HAS A FOOTHOLD IN THE ART WORLD. I HELPED THE GOVERNMENT PUT A FEW SYNDICATE MEN AWAY FOR LIFE. KOTZKY TRUSIAN OH MY GO.. 7-/2 BAM FBI THIS MUST COME AS A SHOCK.. BAM ROB... WHAT IS THIS ABOUT ?! BAM ROBERT MULLEN! THIS IS THE F.B.I. . WE NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU! I FEEL CLOSER TO YOU THAN I HAVE EVER FELT TO ANY OTHER WOMANMARGO. I TRUST YOU.. I LOVE YOu.. I WANT TO TELL you THE TRUTH.. APARTMENT THOSE PHONY I.D's YOU FOUND ARE MINE.THE AUTHORITIES GAVE THEM TO ME WHENI ENTERED THE.. WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAMyou SEEMARGO.I WAS PART OF A STING OPERATION..BELIEVE IT OR NOTORGANIZED CRIME EVEN HAS A FOOTHOLD IN THE ART WORLD. I HELPED THE GOVERNMENT PUT A FEW SYNDICATE MEN AWAY FOR LIFE. KOTZKY TRUSIAN OH MY GO.. 7-/2 BAM FBI THIS MUST COME AS A SHOCK.. BAM ROB... WHAT IS THIS ABOUT ?! BAM ROBERT MULLEN! THIS IS THE F.B.I. . WE NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU!

    Sun, July 12, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Style OCR: THATS QUITE A NICE MERCEDES LIMOSINE DOUBLE -PARKED DOWN THERE. I PREFER CADILLAC LIMOS WITH WHO DO YOU THINK ITS PICKING UP? APARTMENT WIRE WHEELS MY LIMOS ARRIVED! ROB ARRANGED FOR ME TO BE PICKED UP AND DRIVEN TO THE AIRPORT. SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER AS SOON AS HE ARRIVES FROM ÁRGENTINA. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I FORCE ROB TO BE HONEST WITH ME ABOUT EXACTLY WHO HE IS AND WHAT HES DOING... MEANWHILEAT FBI HEAD- QUARTERS...IS ALL THE PAPER- WORK READY FOR TONIGHT? GOT IT RIGHT HERE EXCELLENT.OUR FRIEND'S FLIGHT IS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. KOTZKY TRUSIANI LISTEN UP... THATS QUITE A NICE MERCEDES LIMOSINE DOUBLE -PARKED DOWN THERE. I PREFER CADILLAC LIMOS WITH WHO DO YOU THINK ITS PICKING UP? APARTMENT WIRE WHEELS MY LIMOS ARRIVED! ROB ARRANGED FOR ME TO BE PICKED UP AND DRIVEN TO THE AIRPORT. SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER AS SOON AS HE ARRIVES FROM ÁRGENTINA. TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I FORCE ROB TO BE HONEST WITH ME ABOUT EXACTLY WHO HE IS AND WHAT HES DOING... MEANWHILEAT FBI HEAD- QUARTERS...IS ALL THE PAPER- WORK READY FOR TONIGHT? GOT IT RIGHT HERE EXCELLENT.OUR FRIEND'S FLIGHT IS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. KOTZKY TRUSIANI LISTEN UP...

    Sun, July 5, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Sharing OCR: I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MARGO!)YOU'D THINK SHE WAS IN TRAINING TO BE ONE OF THOSE ROLLER CHICKS ON TV. GO. GIRLGO! APARTMENT MARGO HAS KEPT HERSELF SUPERBUSY WHILE ROBS BEEN AWAY... TO AVOID THINKING ABOUT THOSE PHONY IDS SHE FOUND IN HIS APARTMENT? MEANWHILEOFF THE COAST OF BUENOS AIRES. I'M SIMPLY READY TO START THE NEXT JOBSEÑOR RAMOS... WHY ARE YOU SO ANXIOUS TO LEAVE USROBERTO? You USUALLY RELAX AFTER A MISSION. 6-28 KOTZKY TRUSIANI O1998 by North Amenica SyndicateInc. Wond rights reserved. MUCHAS GRACIASSEÑOR RAMOS. DO SOME INVESTIGATINGEMIL.FIND OUT WHAT OR WHO HAS BEEN DISTRACTING OUR FRIEND LATELY. NICE WORKROBERTO.. „THE LAUNCH IS READY TO TAKE YOU ASHOREROBERTÓ. I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH MARGO!)YOU'D THINK SHE WAS IN TRAINING TO BE ONE OF THOSE ROLLER CHICKS ON TV. GO. GIRLGO! APARTMENT MARGO HAS KEPT HERSELF SUPERBUSY WHILE ROBS BEEN AWAY... TO AVOID THINKING ABOUT THOSE PHONY IDS SHE FOUND IN HIS APARTMENT? MEANWHILEOFF THE COAST OF BUENOS AIRES. I'M SIMPLY READY TO START THE NEXT JOBSEÑOR RAMOS... WHY ARE YOU SO ANXIOUS TO LEAVE USROBERTO? You USUALLY RELAX AFTER A MISSION. 6-28 KOTZKY TRUSIANI O1998 by North Amenica SyndicateInc. Wond rights reserved. MUCHAS GRACIASSEÑOR RAMOS. DO SOME INVESTIGATINGEMIL.FIND OUT WHAT OR WHO HAS BEEN DISTRACTING OUR FRIEND LATELY. NICE WORKROBERTO.. „THE LAUNCH IS READY TO TAKE YOU ASHORE

    Sun, June 28, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Working animal OCR: YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN MEWAIT FOR US-! APARTMENT 3.G I GUESS YOu WERE TOO UPSET TO ENJOY A COMEDY TONIGHT.. I COULDNT LISTEN TO THAT LAUGHTER WHEN I HAVE SO MANY SERIOUS QUESTIONS ABOUT ROB ON MY MIND. SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A RIDE THROUGH THE PARK ... DO YOu THINK I SHOULD CONFRONT ROB ABOUT THE FAKE PASSPORTS.? ©1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ABSOLUTELY NOT.! HE ALREADY THREATENED HE DID.? IT WAS JUST A JOKE.. ...WASN'T IT...? You. YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN MEWAIT FOR US-! APARTMENT 3.G I GUESS YOu WERE TOO UPSET TO ENJOY A COMEDY TONIGHT.. I COULDNT LISTEN TO THAT LAUGHTER WHEN I HAVE SO MANY SERIOUS QUESTIONS ABOUT ROB ON MY MIND. SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A RIDE THROUGH THE PARK ... DO YOu THINK I SHOULD CONFRONT ROB ABOUT THE FAKE PASSPORTS.? ©1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ABSOLUTELY NOT.! HE ALREADY THREATENED HE DID.? IT WAS JUST A JOKE.. ...WASN'T IT...? You.

    Sun, June 21, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Interaction OCR: IF You TWO ARE EVER GOING TO SUCCEED IN THIS UNDERCOVER WORKTHERES SOMETHING BASIC YOU'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER IN THE FUTURE. KEEP THE DOOR SHUT! APARTMENT WHATS THATTOMMIE ? 1 HOPE YOU'RE FINISHED BEING NOSY NEIGHBORS. BECAUSE WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW IF WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THE THEATER ON TIMEPLEASE WAIT FOR ME. I JUST WANT TO CHANGE CLOTHES.I'LL BE READY IN TWO MINUTES I PROMISE! OH!1 ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE THEATER! 6-14 KOTZKY TRUSIANI DON'T WORRYLU ANN.. I'LL PICK THIS UP WHILË you GO GET READY! WHATS WRONGMARGO? OH LOOK! ROBS PICTURE IS ON THREE DIFFERENT PASSPORTS BUT. EACH ONE HAS A DIFFERENT NAME! NO! ©1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. IF You TWO ARE EVER GOING TO SUCCEED IN THIS UNDERCOVER WORKTHERES SOMETHING BASIC YOU'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER IN THE FUTURE. KEEP THE DOOR SHUT! APARTMENT WHATS THATTOMMIE ? 1 HOPE YOU'RE FINISHED BEING NOSY NEIGHBORS. BECAUSE WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW IF WE'RE GOING TO GET TO THE THEATER ON TIMEPLEASE WAIT FOR ME. I JUST WANT TO CHANGE CLOTHES.I'LL BE READY IN TWO MINUTES I PROMISE! OH!1 ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE THEATER! 6-14 KOTZKY TRUSIANI DON'T WORRYLU ANN.. I'LL PICK THIS UP WHILË you GO GET READY! WHATS WRONGMARGO? OH LOOK! ROBS PICTURE IS ON THREE DIFFERENT PASSPORTS BUT. EACH ONE HAS A DIFFERENT NAME! NO! ©1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, June 14, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Happy OCR: I HAVE A "FIRST" DATE TONIGHT... WHAT DO YOU THINK? GOOD THINKING! APARTMENT TOO SEXY..YOu DON'T WANT YOUR DATE TO FALL FOR YOu IE YOU WIND UP NOT LIKING HIM. I TOLD ROB I'M NOT GOING TO ARGENTINA WITH HIM.. THEN I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS A SPY. REALLY...? WHAT DID ?? SAY.?! HE SAID"IF I TELL YOU. I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU!" HOW HORRIBLE! WHAT DID YOU SAY? 6-7 KOTEKY. TRUSIANI SOUNDS A LITTLE THREATENING.. I THINK WE NEED TO WATER ROBS PLANTS AGAIN... WITH OUR EYES WIDE OPEN! IT WAS A JOKE. SO I LAUGHEDEVEN SO...I CANT QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT. BUT THERE WAS DEFINITELY SOMETHING UNFUNNY ABOUT THE EXCHANGE. 1998 by North America Syndicateinc. World rights reserved. I HAVE A "FIRST" DATE TONIGHT... WHAT DO YOU THINK? GOOD THINKING! APARTMENT TOO SEXY..YOu DON'T WANT YOUR DATE TO FALL FOR YOu IE YOU WIND UP NOT LIKING HIM. I TOLD ROB I'M NOT GOING TO ARGENTINA WITH HIM.. THEN I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS A SPY. REALLY...? WHAT DID ?? SAY.?! HE SAID"IF I TELL YOU. I'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU!" HOW HORRIBLE! WHAT DID YOU SAY? 6-7 KOTEKY. TRUSIANI SOUNDS A LITTLE THREATENING.. I THINK WE NEED TO WATER ROBS PLANTS AGAIN... WITH OUR EYES WIDE OPEN! IT WAS A JOKE. SO I LAUGHEDEVEN SO...I CANT QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT. BUT THERE WAS DEFINITELY SOMETHING UNFUNNY ABOUT THE EXCHANGE. 1998 by North America Syndicateinc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, June 7, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Organ OCR: PICTURE THIS. ROB AND I? ARE JOGGING I'M JUST ABOUT TO.POP THE QUESTION-! CENTRAL PARK WHEN FINÀLLY.! APARTMENT I WAS ABOUT TO ASK ROB IF HES AN AGENT FOR THE C.I.A..OR FOR ANY OTHER ORGANIZATION... YOU DON'T MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO ASK ROB TO MARRY YOUMARGO... PLEASEPROFESSOR.. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! AND I CAN TELL YOU... HIS SATELLITE PHONE STARTS BEEPING--! IM THINKING"WHAT THE. HECK.IS A SATELLITE PHONE--?! THE SIGNAL BOUNCES OFF A SATELLITE SO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO INTERCEPT.. SPIES USE THEM... WHEN SUDDENLY... YES..? 5-31 KOTZKY TRUSIAN O1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. PICTURE THIS. ROB AND I? ARE JOGGING I'M JUST ABOUT TO.POP THE QUESTION-! CENTRAL PARK WHEN FINÀLLY.! APARTMENT I WAS ABOUT TO ASK ROB IF HES AN AGENT FOR THE C.I.A..OR FOR ANY OTHER ORGANIZATION... YOU DON'T MEAN TO SAY THAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO ASK ROB TO MARRY YOUMARGO... PLEASEPROFESSOR.. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! AND I CAN TELL YOU... HIS SATELLITE PHONE STARTS BEEPING--! IM THINKING"WHAT THE. HECK.IS A SATELLITE PHONE--?! THE SIGNAL BOUNCES OFF A SATELLITE SO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO INTERCEPT.. SPIES USE THEM... WHEN SUDDENLY... YES..? 5-31 KOTZKY TRUSIAN O1998 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Sun, May 31, 1998

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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