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  • Art OCR: SHUCKSIT WAS A REAL PLEASURE RESCCUIN'A BEAUTIFUL ACTRESS LIKE YOU! YOU RIDE LIKE A CENTAURAND YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME TOO!YOU KNOW THAT? SAY--! WHAT A FANTASTICALLY MARVELOUS IDEA I HAVE! OF COURSE YOU WOULD! W-WOULD WHATMA'M? I LIVE IN SUCHA TINSEL WORLDTHAT MEETING A REAL MAN IS-WELLTHRILLING! Te Syndieinc. Werld ngta raeved SHUCKSIT WAS A REAL PLEASURE RESCCUIN'A BEAUTIFUL ACTRESS LIKE YOU! YOU RIDE LIKE A CENTAURAND YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME TOO!YOU KNOW THAT? SAY--! WHAT A FANTASTICALLY MARVELOUS IDEA I HAVE! OF COURSE YOU WOULD! W-WOULD WHATMA'M? I LIVE IN SUCHA TINSEL WORLDTHAT MEETING A REAL MAN IS-WELLTHRILLING! Te Syndieinc. Werld ngta raeved

    Mon, July 15, 1957

    Big Ben Bolt

    By Elliot Caplin & John Cullen Murphy
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  • Illustration OCR: I'D FORGOTTEN THAT! JEFF THIS TERRIBLE 'VALLEY OF NO RETURN... UNCONSCIOUS?) WHAT KIND OF PLAGUEI DON'T COULD MAKE ANIMALS AND BIRDS I'LL EXPLOREAND SEE WHAT I CAN FIND. WILSON MCCOY 7-15 KNOWANN. THAT MEDICATED MASK STOPPED YOUR HAY FEVER I'D FORGOTTEN THAT! JEFF THIS TERRIBLE 'VALLEY OF NO RETURN... UNCONSCIOUS?) WHAT KIND OF PLAGUEI DON'T COULD MAKE ANIMALS AND BIRDS I'LL EXPLOREAND SEE WHAT I CAN FIND. WILSON MCCOY 7-15 KNOWANN. THAT MEDICATED MASK STOPPED YOUR HAY FEVER

    Mon, July 15, 1957

    The Phantom Vintage

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  • Artwork OCR: KILLERYOU SHOULDN'T LOOK INTO A RIELE BARREL LIKE THAT! I JUST CLEANED AND OILED IT! WHAT COULD HAPPEN? 7-15 O 1957YOU SHOULDN'T LOOK INTO A RIELE BARREL LIKE THAT! I JUST CLEANED AND OILED IT! WHAT COULD HAPPEN? 7-15 O 1957King Featuses Syadicaie

    Mon, July 15, 1957

    Beetle Bailey Vintage

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  • Monochrome OCR: TELL HER I WANT "TO TALK TO HERSARAH. IF MY SON-IN-LAWS IDEAS ARE BEING WARPED BY CONTACT WITH CERTAIN PEOPLEMY THEORY IS-GET TOTHE ROOT! IN THIS CASE THE ROOT IS A VERY ATTRAÇTIVE BRUNETTE BY THE NAME OF JULIET JONES. ME-? WELLTHEN AGAINWHY NOT? FOR A SMALL INVESTMENT OF TIME I GET A RINGSIDE SEAT AT THE TAMING OF THE JONES GAL! SPEAK OF THE BRUNETTE... SAN TELL HER I WANT "TO TALK TO HERSARAH. IF MY SON-IN-LAWS IDEAS ARE BEING WARPED BY CONTACT WITH CERTAIN PEOPLEMY THEORY IS-GET TOTHE ROOT! IN THIS CASE THE ROOT IS A VERY ATTRAÇTIVE BRUNETTE BY THE NAME OF JULIET JONES. ME-? WELLTHEN AGAINWHY NOT? FOR A SMALL INVESTMENT OF TIME I GET A RINGSIDE SEAT AT THE TAMING OF THE JONES GAL! SPEAK OF THE BRUNETTE... SAN

    Mon, July 15, 1957

    Heart Of Juliet Jones

    By Stan Drake
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  • Gesture OCR: AND THIS IS GEORGE AND ALICE ROBINSON. ) OF YOU YOU'VE SEEN THEM IN FILMS... GLAD TO HELP. IT SOUNDS EXCITING. CHEERS! ) THREE OF EM -- FOR ROULETTECHAMPAGNE AND URANIUM! "ACTORS" IN KIRBY'S DRAMA GET THEIR LINES. IT'S VERY SPORTING NOWYOU BOTH KNOW THE NASHES AND REMEMBER WHAT TO SAY? YESMR. KIRBY. ALL SET. TO DO THIS... RENTIC 7-15 7. King Peatum Sendicee. Inc. World nighs AND THIS IS GEORGE AND ALICE ROBINSON. ) OF YOU YOU'VE SEEN THEM IN FILMS... GLAD TO HELP. IT SOUNDS EXCITING. CHEERS! ) THREE OF EM -- FOR ROULETTECHAMPAGNE AND URANIUM! "ACTORS" IN KIRBY'S DRAMA GET THEIR LINES. IT'S VERY SPORTING NOWYOU BOTH KNOW THE NASHES AND REMEMBER WHAT TO SAY? YESMR. KIRBY. ALL SET. TO DO THIS... RENTIC 7-15 7. King Peatum Sendicee. Inc. World nighs

    Mon, July 15, 1957

    Rip Kirby

    By Alex Raymond
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  • Illustration OCR: YOU HEARD WHAT THE RIVER PEOPLE SAID! AT ALL COSTSDON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU PRISONER! I'M NOT LETTING YOU FALL INTO THEIR HANDS WITHOUT A FIGHT! FLASH ! NO..! FLASH! FLASHIT'S HOPELESS! DON'T TRY TO RESIST! YOU HEARD WHAT THE RIVER PEOPLE SAID! AT ALL COSTSDON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU PRISONER! I'M NOT LETTING YOU FALL INTO THEIR HANDS WITHOUT A FIGHT! FLASH ! NO..! FLASH! FLASHIT'S HOPELESS! DON'T TRY TO RESIST!

    Mon, July 15, 1957

    Flash Gordon Vintage

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  • Cartoon OCR: The LITTLE KING 0.SOGLOW ROYAL DOCTOR 1957World rights reserved. YOUR MAJESTY-YOU ARE JUST BORED- YOU SHOULD TAKE AN EXCITING TRIP! U AN EXCITING TRIP! 7-14 O.SOGLOW The LITTLE KING 0.SOGLOW ROYAL DOCTOR 1957King Features SyndicateWorld rights reserved . YOUR MAJESTY - YOU ARE JUST BORED YOU SHOULD TAKE AN EXCITING TRIP ! U AN EXCITING TRIP ! 7-14 O.SOGLOW

    Sun, July 14, 1957

    The Little King

    By Otto Soglow
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  • Line OCR: BIG BEN BOLT LOOKIT THISPA. HIS NAME'S BEN BOLT-YOU KNOWTHE CHAMPION FIGHTER CHAMPION FIGHTEREH? THEM< FELLERS MAKE A LOT OF MONEYOTTO? I HEAR TELL THEY GET A HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR JUST ONE NIGHT'S WORK. IS HE EVER A RICH MAN ! BEN HAS BEEN NVOLVED IN A HIGHWAY ACCIDENT IN WHICH A MAN by HAS BEEN KILLED! JOHN MURPHY WHAT YOU DOIN' OUT OF BEDSON? YOU AIN'T NEAR WELL ENOUGH T' BE ON YER FEET ! NO SENSE IN ASKIN' FOR TROUBLEMR. BOLT. ME AN OTTO IS THE ONLY WITNESSES THÁT SEEN YOU KILL THAT POOR FELLER. AN'- -ME AN' MY BOY-WELLWE DON' WANT T'CAUSE NO TROUBLE FOR A FAMOUS MAN LIKE YOU. OTTO WAS JUST SAYIN' T' ME- JUST WHAT WAS YOU SAYIN'OTTO? I'M ALL RIGHT. I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE POLICE AND REPORT THE ACIDENT. SKIP IT! T'M I WAS SAYIN' THAT DEAD IS DEADAN' IT WON'T DO NOBODY NO GOOD T'DO NO REPORTIN' T'THE POLICE. LET HIM FALLSON. GUESS HE'S WEAKER'N HE THOUGHT. WE GOT PLENTY O' TIME T'REASON WITH (HIM WHEN HE COMES TO! SO I FIGGER IT'S WORTH GOOD MONEY GOING TO THE TO YOUMR. BOLT- POLICE ... I **"I" IF ME AND PA WAS T'KINDA FORGET WHAT WE SEEN-YOU ASLEEP AN'ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD WHEN YOU HIT THAT MANI MEAN- JON CVLLEN A TO BE CONTINUED DINTI. WORLD RIGHTS KESERVED BIG BEN BOLT LOOKIT THISPA. HIS NAME'S BEN BOLT-YOU KNOWTHE CHAMPION FIGHTER CHAMPION FIGHTEREH? THEM< FELLERS MAKE A LOT OF MONEYDON'T THEYOTTO? I HEAR TELL THEY GET A HUNDRED THOUSAND FOR JUST ONE NIGHT'S WORK. IS HE EVER A RICH MAN ! BEN HAS BEEN NVOLVED IN A HIGHWAY ACCIDENT IN WHICH A MAN by HAS BEEN KILLED! JOHN MURPHY WHAT YOU DOIN' OUT OF BEDSON? YOU AIN'T NEAR WELL ENOUGH T' BE ON YER FEET ! NO SENSE IN ASKIN' FOR TROUBLEMR. BOLT. ME AN OTTO IS THE ONLY WITNESSES THÁT SEEN YOU KILL THAT POOR FELLER. AN'- -ME AN' MY BOY-WELLWE DON' WANT T'CAUSE NO TROUBLE FOR A FAMOUS MAN LIKE YOU. OTTO WAS JUST SAYIN' T' ME- JUST WHAT WAS YOU SAYIN'OTTO? I'M ALL RIGHT. I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE POLICE AND REPORT THE ACIDENT. SKIP IT! T'M I WAS SAYIN' THAT DEAD IS DEADAN' IT WON'T DO NOBODY NO GOOD T'DO NO REPORTIN' T'THE POLICE. LET HIM FALLSON. GUESS HE'S WEAKER'N HE THOUGHT. WE GOT PLENTY O' TIME T'REASON WITH (HIM WHEN HE COMES TO! SO I FIGGER IT'S WORTH GOOD MONEY GOING TO THE TO YOUMR. BOLT- POLICE ... I **"I" IF ME AND PA WAS T'KINDA FORGET WHAT WE SEEN-YOU ASLEEP AN'ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD WHEN YOU HIT THAT MANI MEAN- JON CVLLEN A TO BE CONTINUED DINTEDNG TRATURES SYNDOCATEI. WORLD RIGHTS KESERVED

    Sun, July 14, 1957

    Big Ben Bolt

    By Elliot Caplin & John Cullen Murphy
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  • Jaw OCR: Buz Seuyer BABY SISTERCOME QUICK! THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET! WAIT'LL YOU HEAR THE WONDERFUL NEWS! MERCY SAKES!..A WOMAN! MEET WANDA LOOS. BABY SISTER. A WIDOW. I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND FELL INTO THE CANAL. YOUR DEARGALLANT BROTHER SAVED MY LIFE. WELL. OF ALL TUINGS! I'D HAVE DROWNED BUT FOR HIM. HE'S BEEN SIMPLY WONDERFUL! AND WANDA'S CRAZY ABOUT. FARM LIFE. FEATURING HIS PAL ROSCO SWEENSY By ROY CRANE - BUT WHO IS SHE. ROSco? WHAT WAS HEAR YOU. SHE DOING AT THE CANAL ? AND WHY / INVITED HER ISN'T HER ANKLE SWOLLEN? (VOU JUST SOAK YOUR ANKLE IN THAT HOT EPSOM SALTS WHILE I GET SUPPER ON THE TABLE. SUCH A MARVELOUS. DELICIOUS DINNERLUCILLE! ... HERE. LET ME HELP YOU A CLEAR THE TABLE. OH. DEAR! I'M AFRAID POOR LITTLE OLD ME IS AN AWFUL BOTHER. SHH! SHE'LL VOU'RE BETCHA/ JUST THE LIFE! SWEETEST. MOST BETTER GALLANT MAN! AFTER SUPPER BUT VOUR ANKLE! YOU'RE NOT LIMPING! LATERTSUPPER'S READY BROTHER. HADN'T VOU BETTER I-I-- HELP WANDA TO THE TABLE ? I'VE NOT TO STAY FOR SUPPER. AT ALL! !? CARRY YOU. YOU DARLING QUCH MNUTE ITS GOSH! I--ER-- HADN'T SHE BETTER SPEND THE NIGHT WITH USBABY ) CAN'T SISTER? THAT'S IT! YOU BETTER STAY A WEEK! ). STAY IN THIS -- TILL YOUR ANKLE IS WELL. WELL -- I'D PEOPLE! I COULD / BETTER START WASHING THE HI. MARGE! FIRST CHANCE I'VE HAD TO CALL YOU. BOYDID THIS HICK FALL FOR THE "DROWNING" GAG! IF I KNOW THE SIGNSHE'S ABOUT TO HAVE THE BIG ROMANCE OF DON'T MAKE ME LAUGHDEARIE! YOU DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH. ALL I'M INTERESTED IN IS HIS $ 380000! *.. ONE OKAY. THEN SÜDDENLY THE PAIN'S MORE THAN I CAN BEARWELL-- ER--IF SHE LOVELY PLACE DISHES... AND FOREVER! YOU'RE LATE WALK--- WITH YOUR MILKINGROSCO. HIS LIFE. BUT WHAT'S E HE LIKE? 7-14 waIe. WORLD RIGHTS RESRVED. Buz Seuyer BABY SISTERCOME QUICK! THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET! WAIT'LL YOU HEAR THE WONDERFUL NEWS! MERCY SAKES!..A WOMAN! MEET WANDA LOOS. BABY SISTER. A WIDOW. I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND FELL INTO THE CANAL. YOUR DEARGALLANT BROTHER SAVED MY LIFE. WELL. OF ALL TUINGS! I'D HAVE DROWNED BUT FOR HIM. HE'S BEEN SIMPLY WONDERFUL! AND WANDA'S CRAZY ABOUT. FARM LIFE. FEATURING HIS PAL ROSCO SWEENSY By ROY CRANE - BUT WHO IS SHE. ROSco? WHAT WAS HEAR YOU. SHE DOING AT THE CANAL ? AND WHY / INVITED HER ISN'T HER ANKLE SWOLLEN? (VOU JUST SOAK YOUR ANKLE IN THAT HOT EPSOM SALTS WHILE I GET SUPPER ON THE TABLE. SUCH A MARVELOUS. DELICIOUS DINNERLUCILLE! ... HERE. LET ME HELP YOU A CLEAR THE TABLE. OH. DEAR! I'M AFRAID POOR LITTLE OLD ME IS AN AWFUL BOTHER. SHH! SHE'LL VOU'RE BETCHA/ JUST THE LIFE! SWEETEST. MOST BETTER GALLANT MAN! AFTER SUPPER BUT VOUR ANKLE! YOU'RE NOT LIMPING! LATERTSUPPER'S READY BROTHER. HADN'T VOU BETTER I-I-- HELP WANDA TO THE TABLE ? I'VE NOT TO STAY FOR SUPPER. AT ALL! !? CARRY YOU. YOU DARLING QUCH MNUTE ITS GOSH! I--ER-- HADN'T SHE BETTER SPEND THE NIGHT WITH USBABY ) CAN'T SISTER? THAT'S IT! YOU BETTER STAY A WEEK! ). STAY IN THIS -- TILL YOUR ANKLE IS WELL. WELL -- I'D PEOPLE! I COULD / BETTER START WASHING THE HI. MARGE! FIRST CHANCE I'VE HAD TO CALL YOU. BOYDID THIS HICK FALL FOR THE "DROWNING" GAG! IF I KNOW THE SIGNSHE'S ABOUT TO HAVE THE BIG ROMANCE OF DON'T MAKE ME LAUGHDEARIE! YOU DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH. ALL I'M INTERESTED IN IS HIS $ 380000! *.. ONE OKAY. THEN SÜDDENLY THE PAIN'S MORE THAN I CAN BEARWELL-- ER--IF SHE LOVELY PLACE DISHES... AND FOREVER! YOU'RE LATE WALK--- WITH YOUR MILKINGROSCO. HIS LIFE. BUT WHAT'S E HE LIKE? 7-14 waIKING PRATURKS ANNDCATEe. WORLD RIGHTS RESRVED.

    Sun, July 14, 1957

    Buz Sawyer

    By Roy Crane
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  • Organism OCR: LITTLE IODINE JIMMY HATLO I DEMAND TO SEE ALL YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATES yOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT IN ANY RINGERS AGAINST US! IM PICKING THE UMPIRE! WE BROUGHT OUR OWN! IF YOU DON'T LIKE ITYOU CAN LUMP IT! AN' YOURE THE HOME TEAMSO YOU GOTTA SUPPLY ALL THE BASEBALLS O AND THE TREMBLECHINS OHBOy... THE OPENER OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD WORLD SERIES! I'M MR.CRILLYCOACH OF THE SQUABS. I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR TEAM PLAYS FAIR (AND SQUARE ! UH...BY THE WAYWE INVITED MR. BIGDOME I'M THROWIN' OUT THE FIRST BALL! WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT FROM HIM... LISTEN ... B2z- Bzz WHISPER WHISPER. FOR OUR OPENING CEREMONYTHE DADDIES OF OUR TEAM WILL THROW OUT THE FIRST TROUBLEMAKER! PLAY BALL! NOTHIN DOIN'! GREATIODINE! WERE WITH YOU! TO THROW OUT THE FIRST.. .v. 81WORLD RIGHTB KESERVED LITTLE IODINE JIMMY HATLO I DEMAND TO SEE ALL YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATES yOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT IN ANY RINGERS AGAINST US! IM PICKING THE UMPIRE! WE BROUGHT OUR OWN! IF YOU DON'T LIKE ITYOU CAN LUMP IT! AN' YOURE THE HOME TEAMSO YOU GOTTA SUPPLY ALL THE BASEBALLS O AND THE TREMBLECHINS OHBOy... THE OPENER OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD WORLD SERIES! I'M MR.CRILLYCOACH OF THE SQUABS. I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR TEAM PLAYS FAIR (AND SQUARE ! UH...BY THE WAYWE INVITED MR. BIGDOME I'M THROWIN' OUT THE FIRST BALL! WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT FROM HIM... LISTEN ... B2z- Bzz WHISPER WHISPER. FOR OUR OPENING CEREMONYTHE DADDIES OF OUR TEAM WILL THROW OUT THE FIRST TROUBLEMAKER! PLAY BALL! NOTHIN DOIN'! GREATIODINE! WERE WITH YOU! TO THROW OUT THE FIRST.. .v. 81KING FEATURES SYNDICATEWORLD RIGHTB KESERVED

    Sun, July 14, 1957

    Little Iodine Sundays

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  • Cartoon OCR: DADDYWHEN WE GROW UP CAN WE BE HOME-OWNERSTOO ? E GUESS BOYS ARE JUST BORN WITH A LOVE FOR ADVENTURE. THANK HEAVENYOU'RE A GIRL! SURE POT " WE'RE GOING TO BE EXPLORERS AND HUNT TIGERS AND FIGHT BOA CONSTRICTORS... and NOT US! Iois by MORT WALKER and DIK BROWNE AND BATTLE MAN - EATING CROCODILES AND GET LOST IN QUICKSAND AND..." WHAT'S THAT NOISE? IT'S JUST THE ELECTRIC METER WORKING. IF MY FATHER HADN'T SLEPT IN THE HAY- OLOFT WITH ME MY FIRST TIMEI'D HAVE BEEN TERRIRED CAN DITTO AND I SLEEP OUTSIDE TONIGHTMOM? I GUESS SoCHIP. I'D BETTER SLEEP WITH THEMLOIS. THE NOISES MIGHT SCARE THEM. WHAT NOISES ? OHOWLS HOOTING DOGS HOWLINGCATS SCREECHING! EARTHQUAKE ! THE GROUND IS RUMBLING AND SHAKING. Aw! THAT'S THE TRUCK ON THE TURNPIKE YOU LOOK SLEEPYDEAR. DID SOME OWL HOOTING KEEP YOU AWAKE? NOBUT A FEW OLD-FASHIONED HOOTS WOULD HAVE SOUNDED GREAT. WHAT'S THAT EXPLOSION? DO I HEÁR A MOAN ? CALM DOWNDAD/ ITS ONLY THE TV ANTENNA VIBRATING GO TO SLEEP. THAT'S A JET PLANE BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER. IN THE WIND! 7-14 DIK BROWNE p iys7World rigles Rred. DADDYWHEN WE GROW UP CAN WE BE HOME-OWNERSTOO ? E GUESS BOYS ARE JUST BORN WITH A LOVE FOR ADVENTURE. THANK HEAVENYOU'RE A GIRL! SURE POT " WE'RE GOING TO BE EXPLORERS AND HUNT TIGERS AND FIGHT BOA CONSTRICTORS... and NOT US! Iois by MORT WALKER and DIK BROWNE AND BATTLE MAN - EATING CROCODILES AND GET LOST IN QUICKSAND AND..." WHAT'S THAT NOISE? IT'S JUST THE ELECTRIC METER WORKING. IF MY FATHER HADN'T SLEPT IN THE HAY- OLOFT WITH ME MY FIRST TIMEI'D HAVE BEEN TERRIRED CAN DITTO AND I SLEEP OUTSIDE TONIGHTMOM? I GUESS SoCHIP. I'D BETTER SLEEP WITH THEMLOIS. THE NOISES MIGHT SCARE THEM. WHAT NOISES ? OHOWLS HOOTING DOGS HOWLINGCATS SCREECHING! EARTHQUAKE ! THE GROUND IS RUMBLING AND SHAKING. Aw! THAT'S THE TRUCK ON THE TURNPIKE YOU LOOK SLEEPYDEAR. DID SOME OWL HOOTING KEEP YOU AWAKE? NOBUT A FEW OLD-FASHIONED HOOTS WOULD HAVE SOUNDED GREAT. WHAT'S THAT EXPLOSION? DO I HEÁR A MOAN ? CALM DOWNDAD/ ITS ONLY THE TV ANTENNA VIBRATING GO TO SLEEP. THAT'S A JET PLANE BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER. IN THE WIND! 7-14 DIK BROWNE p iys7King Featunes SyadaateWorld rigles Rred.

    Sun, July 14, 1957

    Hi and Lois Vintage

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  • Black OCR: OHTHEY'RE ALWAYS WANTING SOMETHING !! IF THEY ONLY KNEW HOW HARD IT WAS TO KEEP COSTS DOWN! GENERAL! I'VE JUST FINISHED CHECKING THE EXPENSE BOOKS! THIS IS AMAZING! THE MEN IN *A" COMPANY WANT SOME THREAD TO MEND THE HOLES IN THE PATCHES ON THEIR WORK PANTSSIR (SIGH!) GE arer SAY! THAT MEANS WE HAVE $5.00 LEFT FROM OUR APPROPRIATION! THIS JUST CAME NO ONE EVER SENT BACK SWAMPY. I DON'T ANY MONEY BEFORE! I'LL HAVE TO ASK THE CHIEF! ????? GOOD NEWSSIR. IT ONLY COST US $4995.00 TO RUN THE CAMP THIS YEAR I'LL BET THE PENTAGON ) YOU'LL WILL BE HAPPY TO GET THIS $5.00 BACK! WHAT!! WE'RE NOT SET UP TO HANDLE REFUNDS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT GENERAL? WHY CAN'T HE OPERATE IN THE RED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?! IF THIS GETS OUTCONGRESS WILL CUT OUR BUDGET NEXT YEARTOO!! IN FROM CAMP GET AN (EFFICIENCY AWARD! KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT WHO DOES GENERAL HALFTRACK THINK HE IS?! WELL HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM! IT GEN HALFTRACK/ IT'S A COMMITTEE FROM WASHINGTONSIR LOOK! WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A NEW DOORKNOB FOR YOUR DOOR 2 I THOUGHT I MIGHT EVEN GET AN AWARD... THAT'S IT! RUN OUT AND BUY AN AWARDCOLONEL! HERE'S $5.00 OR A NEW IT'S SORTA SMALL.-MAYBE NEXT YEAR I COULD SAVE $10.00 PAPERWEIGHT? WAKER GOSH! I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GLAD I SAVED MONEY! MAYBE IT'S ABOUT MY AWARD! HERE? le 1957World righes sserved. 7-14 OHTHEY'RE ALWAYS WANTING SOMETHING !! IF THEY ONLY KNEW HOW HARD IT WAS TO KEEP COSTS DOWN! GENERAL! I'VE JUST FINISHED CHECKING THE EXPENSE BOOKS! THIS IS AMAZING! THE MEN IN *A" COMPANY WANT SOME THREAD TO MEND THE HOLES IN THE PATCHES ON THEIR WORK PANTSSIR (SIGH!) GE arer SAY! THAT MEANS WE HAVE $5.00 LEFT FROM OUR APPROPRIATION! THIS JUST CAME NO ONE EVER SENT BACK SWAMPY. I DON'T ANY MONEY BEFORE! I'LL HAVE TO ASK THE CHIEF! ????? GOOD NEWSSIR. IT ONLY COST US $4995.00 TO RUN THE CAMP THIS YEAR I'LL BET THE PENTAGON ) YOU'LL WILL BE HAPPY TO GET THIS $5.00 BACK! WHAT!! WE'RE NOT SET UP TO HANDLE REFUNDS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT GENERAL? WHY CAN'T HE OPERATE IN THE RED LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?! IF THIS GETS OUTCONGRESS WILL CUT OUR BUDGET NEXT YEARTOO!! IN FROM CAMP GET AN (EFFICIENCY AWARD! KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT WHO DOES GENERAL HALFTRACK THINK HE IS?! WELL HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM! IT GEN HALFTRACK/ IT'S A COMMITTEE FROM WASHINGTONSIR LOOK! WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A NEW DOORKNOB FOR YOUR DOOR 2 I THOUGHT I MIGHT EVEN GET AN AWARD... THAT'S IT! RUN OUT AND BUY AN AWARDCOLONEL! HERE'S $5.00 OR A NEW IT'S SORTA SMALL.-MAYBE NEXT YEAR I COULD SAVE $10.00 PAPERWEIGHT? WAKER GOSH! I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GLAD I SAVED MONEY! MAYBE IT'S ABOUT MY AWARD! HERE? le 1957King Festures SyadicateWorld righes sserved. 7-14

    Sun, July 14, 1957

    Beetle Bailey Vintage

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