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  • Human body OCR: DON'T FORGET! I OUTRANK YOU! I'M THE BOS! YOU'RE NOTHING! ONE TWO. THREE.. SIRYOU'D BETTER COME OUT AND STEP BETWEEN SARGE AND LT. FUZZ! OHLET THÊM WORK OUT THEIR OWN PROBLEM BUT LT. FUZZ IS RIDING SARGE TOO FAR. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GETTING INTÓ! THAT'S THE REASON I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE! WHY'S THATSIR? I KNOW WHAT I'D BE GETTING INTO: Ww YOU'D LIKE TO HIT MEWOULDN'T YOU?! YOU KNOW THE PENALTY FOR HITTING A COMMISSIONED OFFICER MARTIALEDTHAT'SA DON'T YOU?! YOU'D GET COURT: PROBABLY SIX MONTHS IN THE STOCKADE AND LOSS OF STRIPES WHAT!! SO YOU'D JUST BETTER GET THAT IDEA OUT OF YOUR HEAD! GUESS I TOLD HIM! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT WISHING AN OFFICER WOULD SLIP AND BREAK HIS NECK 5-24 Noi ARMY REGULATION vOL. 10 1959World righta reerved. DON'T FORGET! I OUTRANK YOU! I'M THE BOS! YOU'RE NOTHING! ONE TWO. THREE.. SIRYOU'D BETTER COME OUT AND STEP BETWEEN SARGE AND LT. FUZZ! OHLET THÊM WORK OUT THEIR OWN PROBLEM BUT LT. FUZZ IS RIDING SARGE TOO FAR. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GETTING INTÓ! THAT'S THE REASON I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE! WHY'S THATSIR? I KNOW WHAT I'D BE GETTING INTO: Ww YOU'D LIKE TO HIT MEWOULDN'T YOU?! YOU KNOW THE PENALTY FOR HITTING A COMMISSIONED OFFICER MARTIALEDTHAT'SA DON'T YOU?! YOU'D GET COURT: PROBABLY SIX MONTHS IN THE STOCKADE AND LOSS OF STRIPES WHAT!! SO YOU'D JUST BETTER GET THAT IDEA OUT OF YOUR HEAD! GUESS I TOLD HIM! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT WISHING AN OFFICER WOULD SLIP AND BREAK HIS NECK 5-24 Noi ARMY REGULATION vOL. 10 1959King Fatures SyndicateWorld righta reerved.

    Sun, May 24, 1959

    Beetle Bailey Vintage

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  • Cartoon OCR: ? THE IN THE DEEP WOODS7-YEAR- OLD CONLEY PLAYS BV LEE FALK AND WILSON MCCOY IN A 50- AH HERE IT IS. YEAR-OLD PHANTOM CHRONICLE May 1909: Returned today after destruction of Singh pirate ship! HMM THAT WAS FIFTY YEARS AGO MY GRAND- FATHER AND HIS GRAND- FATHER NOW THE CHILD WEARS THE MARK~~ 1959World rights reserved. "AS THE BURNING SHIPSANKI WAS BADLY WOUNDEDDR. WORTH BRAVELY RESCUED ME." "SAVED MY LIFE AND NURSED ME TO HEALTH. FOR THISI PUT UPON HIM OUR GOOD MARK' TELL ME WHY YOU CAME TO THE JUNGLECONLEY I TOLD YOU. BAD MEN WITH COUSIN GARR CHASED ME- NURSE SAID CALL PHANTOM~ HMM AND WHAT DO THESE BAD MEN WANT WITH YOUR COUSIN GARR? HURT AND ROB AND KILL HIM! ISN'T THAT WHAT BAD MEN DO? UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYES OF THE BANDARTHE PYGMY POISON PEOPLE~ FOR THIS BOY WEARS THE GOOD MARK OF THE PHANTOM. EX USUALLY. WE'D BETTER SEE YOUR COUSIN GARRAND FIND OUT. OH-THIS PRETTY HORSE! PLEASECAN I DRIVE? WILSONMCCOY 5-24 NEXT WEEK: COUSIN GARR ? THE IN THE DEEP WOODS7 - YEAR- OLD CONLEY PLAYS BV LEE FALK AND WILSON MCCOY IN A 50- AH HERE IT IS . YEAR - OLD PHANTOM CHRONICLE May 1909 : Returned today after destruction of Singh pirate ship ! HMM THAT WAS FIFTY YEARS AGO MY GRAND- FATHER AND HIS GRAND- FATHER NOW THE CHILD WEARS THE MARK ~~ 1959King Features SyndicateWorld rights reserved . " AS THE BURNING SHIPSANKI WAS BADLY WOUNDEDDR . WORTH BRAVELY RESCUED ME . " " SAVED MY LIFE AND NURSED ME TO HEALTH . FOR THISI PUT UPON HIM OUR GOOD MARK ' TELL ME WHY YOU CAME TO THE JUNGLECONLEY I TOLD YOU . BAD MEN WITH COUSIN GARR CHASED ME- NURSE SAID CALL PHANTOM ~ HMM AND WHAT DO THESE BAD MEN WANT WITH YOUR COUSIN GARR ? HURT AND ROB AND KILL HIM ! ISN'T THAT WHAT BAD MEN DO ? UNDER THE WATCHFUL EYES OF THE BANDARTHE PYGMY POISON PEOPLE ~ FOR THIS BOY WEARS THE GOOD MARK OF THE PHANTOM . EX USUALLY . WE'D BETTER SEE YOUR COUSIN GARRAND FIND OUT . OH - THIS PRETTY HORSE ! PLEASECAN I DRIVE ? WILSONMCCOY 5-24 NEXT WEEK : COUSIN GARR

    Sun, May 24, 1959

    The Phantom Vintage Sundays

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  • Human body OCR: I KEEP FORGETTING THERE'S NOTHING TO GET UP EARLY FOR ON SUNDAYS. OHYEAH?! WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? I'M AWAKE.! OHI FORGOT! THIS IS OH-OH! 7:30.! I HÁVE TO GET MOVING! SUNDAY!I CAN SLEEP LATE ... PLUMP and Lois by MORT WALKER and DIK BROWNE WAH! ????TRIXIE! WE'RE GETTING UP DOTWILL YOU GET TRIXIE A CRACKER WHILE I FIX HER CEREAL? HELP FEED TRIXIE SO I CAN GET YOUR BREAKFASTCHIP. HEREHOLD HER. I HAVE'TO CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN. DITTOGO GIVE TRIXIE SOME TOYS AND KEEP HER AMUSED WHILE I GET HER BATH READYTIME FOR A NICE BATH. AND WHAT HAVE YOU CONTRIBUTED THIS MORNINGEE YOU LOAFER! 5-24 O 1859IWorid rights reserved. I KEEP FORGETTING THERE'S NOTHING TO GET UP EARLY FOR ON SUNDAYS. OHYEAH?! WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? I'M AWAKE.! OHI FORGOT! THIS IS OH-OH! 7:30.! I HÁVE TO GET MOVING! SUNDAY!I CAN SLEEP LATE ... PLUMP and Lois by MORT WALKER and DIK BROWNE WAH! ????TRIXIE! WE'RE GETTING UP DOTWILL YOU GET TRIXIE A CRACKER WHILE I FIX HER CEREAL? HELP FEED TRIXIE SO I CAN GET YOUR BREAKFASTCHIP. HEREHOLD HER. I HAVE'TO CLEAN UP THE KITCHEN. DITTOGO GIVE TRIXIE SOME TOYS AND KEEP HER AMUSED WHILE I GET HER BATH READYALL RIGHTTIME FOR A NICE BATH. AND WHAT HAVE YOU CONTRIBUTED THIS MORNINGEE YOU LOAFER! 5-24 O 1859King Features SyndicateIWorid rights reserved.

    Sun, May 24, 1959

    Hi and Lois Vintage

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  • Organism OCR: THE BOMB IS CLAMPED TO THE WALL . BY A STRONG MAGNETIC FORCE! I CAN'T TUG IT LOOSE! H I'VE GOT TO REMOVE THE FUSE BEFORE IT A GOES OFF! FLASH GORDON MAC RABOY AS FLASH TRIES TO DISARM THE TIME BOMBTHE SECONDS TICK BY LIKE PAINFUL ETERNITIE... ..OUT. ALMOST . STOP. Now!.. WHEW! IT'S OUT! AND NOT A SECOND TO SPARE! THERE IT GOES! WHAT WAS THAT? SOUNDED LIKE AN EXPLOSION! LOOK! AN ALIEN! SABOTEUR! FUSE .IS SHOOT HIM! QUICK! GOT THE LID OFF...BUT THAT FUSE IS IN TIGHT.. NODHREEN! HOLD FIRE! I'M A FRIEND! LIGTEN! LISTEN TO... AND AS FLASH SINKS BACK INTO THE LAKE.. KARGUS! DJUBI! GO DOWN AND SEE THAT HE IS FINISHED! ????! BUT FLASH'S CRY IS UNHEARD! TO THE WAR-HARDENED DHREENAN ALIEN IS AN ENEMY! NEXT WEEK: SHARKMEN! 5-24 1969World rights reserved. THE BOMB IS CLAMPED TO THE WALL . BY A STRONG MAGNETIC FORCE! I CAN'T TUG IT LOOSE! H I'VE GOT TO REMOVE THE FUSE BEFORE IT A GOES OFF! FLASH GORDON MAC RABOY AS FLASH TRIES TO DISARM THE TIME BOMBTHE SECONDS TICK BY LIKE PAINFUL ETERNITIE... ..OUT. ALMOST . STOP. Now!.. WHEW! IT'S OUT! AND NOT A SECOND TO SPARE! THERE IT GOES! WHAT WAS THAT? SOUNDED LIKE AN EXPLOSION! LOOK! AN ALIEN! SABOTEUR! FUSE .IS SHOOT HIM! QUICK! GOT THE LID OFF...BUT THAT FUSE IS IN TIGHT.. NODHREEN! HOLD FIRE! I'M A FRIEND! LIGTEN! LISTEN TO... AND AS FLASH SINKS BACK INTO THE LAKE.. KARGUS! DJUBI! GO DOWN AND SEE THAT HE IS FINISHED! ????! BUT FLASH'S CRY IS UNHEARD! TO THE WAR-HARDENED DHREENAN ALIEN IS AN ENEMY! NEXT WEEK: SHARKMEN! 5-24 1969King Features SyndicateWorld rights reserved.

    Sun, May 24, 1959

    Flash Gordon Vintage Sundays

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  • Mammal OCR: ENJOY YOURSELVES EFFIE .* HENRYY. SAY HELLO TO GAY PAREE LITTLE IODINE JIMMY HATLO OH IOPINELISTEN.. YOUR MOTHER AND I WILL PROBABLY EAT AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE* SO YOULL BE AT THE TABLE FOR CHILDREN.. ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE EAT WITH THE CAPTAIN ... VERY EXCLUSIVE HEYGUESS WHO.** F . FOR ME ** * GOSHJ.B. THANKS .. BON VOYAGEFOLKS. IVE PULLED SOME WIRES I THINK YOULL BE AT THE CAPTAINS TABLE .. ALL HASHORE 'oo's GOING HASHORE ** BONK O 1959World rights reserved. THE CAPTAIN'S TABLEMISTER TREMBLECHIN YAS"JUST LOOK FOR YOUR PLACE- CARDSMISTER TREMBLECHIN. THERE THEY ARE HIMENTIONED UNCLE LUSHWELL'S NAME..* THE CAPTAINS A PAL OF HIS AND WERE OUT IN LEFT FIELD!! HERES THE DINING ROOM.I GUESS WE JUST GIVE OUR NAMES.. AHEM. MR.AND MRS. H. TREMBLECHIN ... TREMBLECHINS THE NAME ... WERE AT THE CAPTAINS TABLE *** 524 ENJOY YOURSELVES EFFIE .* HENRYY. SAY HELLO TO GAY PAREE LITTLE IODINE JIMMY HATLO OH IOPINELISTEN.. YOUR MOTHER AND I WILL PROBABLY EAT AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE* SO YOULL BE AT THE TABLE FOR CHILDREN.. ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE EAT WITH THE CAPTAIN ... VERY EXCLUSIVE HEYGUESS WHO.** F . FOR ME ** * GOSHJ.B. THANKS .. BON VOYAGEFOLKS. IVE PULLED SOME WIRES I THINK YOULL BE AT THE CAPTAINS TABLE .. ALL HASHORE 'oo's GOING HASHORE ** BONK O 1959King Features SyndicateWorld rights reserved. THE CAPTAIN'S TABLEMISTER TREMBLECHIN YAS"JUST LOOK FOR YOUR PLACE- CARDSMISTER TREMBLECHIN. THERE THEY ARE HIMOM AND POP I JUSTMENTIONED UNCLE LUSHWELL'S NAME..* THE CAPTAINS A PAL OF HIS AND WERE OUT IN LEFT FIELD!! HERES THE DINING ROOM.I GUESS WE JUST GIVE OUR NAMES.. AHEM. MR.AND MRS. H. TREMBLECHIN ... TREMBLECHINS THE NAME ... WERE AT THE CAPTAINS TABLE *** 524

    Sun, May 24, 1959

    Little Iodine Sundays

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  • Art OCR: FROM A CONCEALED BASEA FLEET OF ATOMIC SUBS SLIPS OUT TO SEA... WE'RE UNDERWAY! LET'S HOPE SECURITY HAS BEEN MAINTAINEDZARKOV! BUTIN THE HIMALAYAS... HAS OUR AGENT GOTTEN THROUGH? YES... AS PLANNEDSIR! ABOARD THE FLAGSHIP! EVERY LAST MAN HAS BEEN CHECKED AND DOUBLE-CHECKEDHYPNOTIC QUESTIONING! THERE'S NO CHANCE OF A SKORPI BEING IN OUR RANKS! FROM A CONCEALED BASEA FLEET OF ATOMIC SUBS SLIPS OUT TO SEA... WE'RE UNDERWAY! LET'S HOPE SECURITY HAS BEEN MAINTAINEDZARKOV! BUTAT ANOTHER BASEIN THE HIMALAYAS... HAS OUR AGENT GOTTEN THROUGH? YES... AS PLANNEDSIR! ABOARD THE FLAGSHIP! EVERY LAST MAN HAS BEEN CHECKED AND DOUBLE-CHECKEDFLASH! HEARTBEATHYPNOTIC QUESTIONING! THERE'S NO CHANCE OF A SKORPI BEING IN OUR RANKS!

    Sat, May 23, 1959

    Flash Gordon Vintage

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  • Sharing OCR: DIK BROWNE IT DIDN'T BREAK ! IT STILL DIDN'T BREAK (GROAN)- WHY DIDN'T I CATCH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?! OOPS! 523 DIK BROWNE IT DIDN'T BREAK ! IT STILL DIDN'T BREAK (GROAN)- WHY DIDN'T I CATCH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?! OOPS! 523

    Sat, May 23, 1959

    Hi and Lois Vintage

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  • Sleeve OCR: I DON'T WANT TO WALK. I NEVER) WALK.I'M TIRED! ONCE MORE AROUND THE CIRCLE. I'M TIRED OF BERRIES. I WANT SOME REAL FOOD! I'D RATHER FIGHT A TIGER BAREHANDED THAN THIS! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORKTAGI. WILSON MCCOY 5-23 CONTD I DON'T WANT TO WALK . I NEVER ) WALK.I'M TIRED ! ONCE MORE AROUND THE CIRCLE . I'M TIRED OF BERRIES . I WANT SOME REAL FOOD ! I'D RATHER FIGHT A TIGER BAREHANDED THAN THIS ! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORKTAGI . WILSON MCCOY 5-23 CONTD

    Sat, May 23, 1959

    The Phantom Vintage

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  • Musical instrument OCR: A SHOT! GREAT CAESAR'S GHOSTHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY OUT HERE WITH THAT SORT OF THING GOING ON? WHITNEY'S SHOT BURNSKIRBY'S ARM... OHN PRENTIC 5-23 Fatunia ByndicateTnc A SHOT! GREAT CAESAR'S GHOSTHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY OUT HERE WITH THAT SORT OF THING GOING ON? WHITNEY'S SHOT BURNSKIRBY'S ARM... OHN PRENTIC 5-23 Fatunia Byndicate

    Sat, May 23, 1959

    Rip Kirby

    By Alex Raymond
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  • Fictional character OCR: I CAN'T TELL YET WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THE DRIVERS... TOO MUCH SMOKE DOWN THERE... THE SMOKE'S BEGINNING TO LIFT NOW... THERE GO THE AMBULANCES! ??? 17 I CAN'T TELL YET WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THE DRIVERS... TOO MUCH SMOKE DOWN THERE... THE SMOKE'S BEGINNING TO LIFT NOW... THERE GO THE AMBULANCES! ??? 17

    Sat, May 23, 1959

    Heart Of Juliet Jones

    By Stan Drake
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  • Font OCR: THEY'RE SNEAKY ONCE THEY GETS YOU DOWNBOY-SO STAY.ON YOUR FEET! THE LARGE ONE IS AS QUICK AS A TIGER -AND HEIS NOT AFRAID OF OUR MAKUA- HIS FISTS ARE TOO POWERFUL-I MUST JOHN CULLEN MURTHY 5-23 NOT LET HIM STRIKE ME WITH THEM-OR ALL SHALL BE LOST! THEY'RE SNEAKY ONCE THEY GETS YOU DOWNBOY-SO STAY.ON YOUR FEET! THE LARGE ONE IS AS QUICK AS A TIGER -AND HEIS NOT AFRAID OF OUR MAKUA- HIS FISTS ARE TOO POWERFUL-I MUST JOHN CULLEN MURTHY 5-23 NOT LET HIM STRIKE ME WITH THEM-OR ALL SHALL BE LOST!

    Sat, May 23, 1959

    Big Ben Bolt

    By Elliot Caplin & John Cullen Murphy
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  • Black-and-white OCR: HERE'S HOW I WANT YOU TO DO IT! THE ENEMY WILL COME IN LIKE THIS...SEE? THEN YOU COME AT THEM LIKE THIS.. GET IT?! LET'S GOMEN! YESSIR WAUKER w 5-23 HERE'S HOW I WANT YOU TO DO IT! THE ENEMY WILL COME IN LIKE THIS...SEE? THEN YOU COME AT THEM LIKE THIS.. GET IT?! LET'S GOMEN! YESSIR WAUKER w 5-23

    Sat, May 23, 1959

    Beetle Bailey Vintage

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