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  • Gesture OCR: HEYTODAY WE LEARNED 'BOUT CALORIES! BETWEEN SCHOOL AND TOUCH FOOTBALL...SO I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T I USE UP A LOT OF CALORIES..AND THAT WANT TO BE RELATED TO AN MAY CAUSE ME TO LOSE WEIGHT... UNDERWEIGHT 89-POUND WEAKLIN. S-EAER 12-20 HEYTODAY WE LEARNED 'BOUT CALORIES! BETWEEN SCHOOL AND TOUCH FOOTBALL...SO I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T I USE UP A LOT OF CALORIES..AND THAT WANT TO BE RELATED TO AN MAY CAUSE ME TO LOSE WEIGHT... UNDERWEIGHT 89-POUND WEAKLIN. S-EAER 12-20

    Tue, December 20, 1977

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Design OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols SHE WON'T MISS ANDLILI... HAVE FUN IT! GO ONGET SPENDING THAT $200! DON'T FORGET! CALL ME! OKAYRUSTY! I THINK MAYBE RUSTY'S REALLY GETTING TO LIKE ME! SUPPOSING MISS SPENCER FINDS THE JEWELRY MISSING?) BACK TO THEN SHE WON'T WANT TO ADOPT ME... SCHOOL! JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols SHE WON'T MISS ANDLILI... HAVE FUN IT! GO ONGET SPENDING THAT $200! DON'T FORGET! CALL ME! OKAYRUSTY! I THINK MAYBE RUSTY'S REALLY GETTING TO LIKE ME! SUPPOSING MISS SPENCER FINDS THE JEWELRY MISSING?) BACK TO THEN SHE WON'T WANT TO ADOPT ME... SCHOOL!

    Tue, December 20, 1977

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Publication OCR: KNOCK KNOCK HEYREMEMBER ME ? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME OUT TO SUPPER---BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU BACK UNTIL NINE- THIRTY! WASN'T THERE A FACULTY MEETING ? COME INHEATHER-I WASN'T FEELING WELL AND DE- CIDED TO COME HOME! WHAT'S WRONGDARLING ? SHOULD WE CALL A DOCTOR ? YESBUT--- lae KNOCK KNOCK HEYREMEMBER ME ? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME OUT TO SUPPER---BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU BACK UNTIL NINE- THIRTY! WASN'T THERE A FACULTY MEETING ? COME INHEATHER-I WASN'T FEELING WELL AND DE- CIDED TO COME HOME! WHAT'S WRONGDARLING ? SHOULD WE CALL A DOCTOR ? YESBUT--- lae

    Tue, December 20, 1977

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Handwriting OCR: OUGHT TO... THE FOOTBALL THEY TEAM LOOKS REAL GOOD IN THEIR NEW UNIFORMSBONER! COACH I SPENT A FORTUNE ON FACE MASKS ALONE! 12-19 Addison FGO OUGHT TO ... THE FOOTBALL THEY TEAM LOOKS REAL GOOD IN THEIR NEW UNIFORMSBONER ! COACH I SPENT A FORTUNE ON FACE MASKS ALONE ! 12-19 Addison FGO

    Mon, December 19, 1977

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Parallel OCR: I LIKE IT... QUINCY CERTAINLY IS AN OPTIMIST... HE ALWAYS SEES THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THINGS. IT SURE IS A COLDNO MOSQUITOES. TED SHEARER 12-19 I LIKE IT... QUINCY CERTAINLY IS AN OPTIMIST... HE ALWAYS SEES THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THINGS. IT SURE IS A COLDMISÉRABLE DAYNO MOSQUITOES. TED SHEARER 12-19

    Mon, December 19, 1977

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Sharing OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols MEANWHILE I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! YOU) FRIEND! I'M SAID YOU'D GIVE ME BACK THOSE TWO PIECES! I'M SORRYMARIE! YOU EVER WALK INTO) LILI TOLD ME THAT MISS SPENCER WANTED ME TO FIX A SHELF IN HER CLOSET... I AM YOUR DON'T DISTURBED BECAUSE RUSTY SOLD THE JEWELRYLILI SUDDENLY BREAKS INTO TEARS! ALL RIGHT...I'LL FOR- GET IT THIS TIME...AND I WON'T MENTION IT TO MISS SPENCER...BUT REMEMBER WHAT I SAID! GIVING YOU $200 AS YOUR SHARE... THIS HOUSE AGAIN WITHOUT RINGING THE DOORBELL AND WAITING TO BE ADMITTEDROB! HAROLD DouK P12-19 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols MEANWHILE I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND! YOU) FRIEND! I'M SAID YOU'D GIVE ME BACK THOSE TWO PIECES! I'M SORRYMARIE! YOU EVER WALK INTO) LILI TOLD ME THAT MISS SPENCER WANTED ME TO FIX A SHELF IN HER CLOSET... I AM YOUR DON'T DISTURBED BECAUSE RUSTY SOLD THE JEWELRYLILI SUDDENLY BREAKS INTO TEARS! ALL RIGHT...I'LL FOR- GET IT THIS TIME...AND I WON'T MENTION IT TO MISS SPENCER...BUT REMEMBER WHAT I SAID! GIVING YOU $200 AS YOUR SHARE... THIS HOUSE AGAIN WITHOUT RINGING THE DOORBELL AND WAITING TO BE ADMITTEDROB! HAROLD DouK P12-19

    Mon, December 19, 1977

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Tie OCR: ARISTOTLE JUST HANDED ME THE MINUTES. SAID HE COULDN'T ATTEND AND LEFT! NATURALLYWE CANT COME TO ANY CONCLUSIONS UNTIL WE'VE HEARD HIS SIDE OF THE STORY-.-BUT THE YOUNG WOMAN WAS FRIGHTENED TO DEATH WHEN SHE CAME RUNNING OUT OF HIS OFFICE! I SHOULD GET NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY NAWARD! WHEN'RE YOU PAYING ME THE OTHER $500 ? AFTER YOU FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE POLICE ! FACULTY MEETING EEANWIILE Oras wa . 12-19 ARISTOTLE JUST HANDED ME THE MINUTES. SAID HE COULDN'T ATTEND AND LEFT! NATURALLYWE CANT COME TO ANY CONCLUSIONS UNTIL WE'VE HEARD HIS SIDE OF THE STORY-.-BUT THE YOUNG WOMAN WAS FRIGHTENED TO DEATH WHEN SHE CAME RUNNING OUT OF HIS OFFICE! I SHOULD GET NOMINATED FOR AN ACADEMY NAWARD! WHEN'RE YOU PAYING ME THE OTHER $500 ? AFTER YOU FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE POLICE ! FACULTY MEETING EEANWIILE Oras wa . 12-19

    Mon, December 19, 1977

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Organism OCR: by "BONERS ARK addison 12-18 Addison ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATE1977 SHOPPING Ho DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS WELLIT'S GETTING CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS! YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD AND SANTA CLAUS IS SURETO REMEMBER YOU! KNOW BUT YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT 0 NOW WHAT? GOSHIT'LL BE HERE SOON (SNIF) YOU DON'T LOOK VERY HAPPYIS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU? by " BONERS ARK addison 12-18 Addison ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1977 SHOPPING Ho DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS WELLIT'S GETTING CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS ! YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD AND SANTA CLAUS IS SURETO REMEMBER YOU ! KNOW BUT YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT 0 NOW WHAT ? GOSHIT'LL BE HERE SOON ( SNIF ) YOU DON'T LOOK VERY HAPPYIS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU ?

    Sun, December 18, 1977

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Black-and-white OCR: STORM COMING UP! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES. OOPS! 000 SOMEONE BATTENED THAT HATCH DOWN TOO MUCH! Addison 12-17 0000 STORM COMING UP ! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES . OOPS ! 000 SOMEONE BATTENED THAT HATCH DOWN TOO MUCH ! Addison 12-17 0000

    Sat, December 17, 1977

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Art OCR: HOW MUCH? A NICKEL AND TWO PENNIESSO FAR! YEAH! I'M GETTIN' PAID FOR ITTOO. YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM AGAINQUINCÝ? TED 12-17 HOW MUCH? A NICKEL AND TWO PENNIESSO FAR! YEAH! I'M GETTIN' PAID FOR ITTOO. YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM AGAINQUINCÝ? TED 12-17

    Sat, December 17, 1977

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Illustration OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols ROB! WHAT'RE YOU DOING) HELLO. IN MISS SPENCER'S BEDROOM? I CAME UP TO FIX THAT LWHAT SHELF? WE MARIE! SHELF...BUT I DON'T SEE NEVER CALLED WELLI DON'T SEE ANYONE UP HERE... - ANYTHING WRONG WITHFOR YOU! IT! HAROLD DOux 12-17 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols ROB! WHAT'RE YOU DOING) HELLO. IN MISS SPENCER'S BEDROOM? I CAME UP TO FIX THAT LWHAT SHELF? WE MARIE! SHELF...BUT I DON'T SEE NEVER CALLED WELLI DON'T SEE ANYONE UP HERE... - ANYTHING WRONG WITHFOR YOU! IT! HAROLD DOux 12-17

    Sat, December 17, 1977

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Happy OCR: THAT DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAVE TO GIVE UP ONE MEAL A DAY. WHICH ONE ARE YOU GONNA CUT OUT? I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT... PROBABLY MY AFTER-LUNCH SNACK OR MY BEFORE- DINNER BOOSTERTED SHEARER THAT DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAVE TO GIVE UP ONE MEAL A DAY. WHICH ONE ARE YOU GONNA CUT OUT? I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT... PROBABLY MY AFTER-LUNCH SNACK OR MY BEFORE- DINNER BOOSTERTED SHEARER

    Fri, December 16, 1977

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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