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  • Line art OCR: DO PENGUINS EVER NEED GLASSES? I DON'T KNOWWHY? LATELY DUKE'S HAD TROUBLE GETTING CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE MIRROR TO TIE HIS TIE O O O O 12-27 Addison DO PENGUINS EVER NEED GLASSES ? I DON'T KNOWWHY ? LATELY DUKE'S HAD TROUBLE GETTING CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE MIRROR TO TIE HIS TIE O O O O 12-27 Addison

    Tue, December 27, 1977

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Comic book OCR: BOUNCYYOU GOT THE BIGGEST APPETITE OF ANY GUY IN THE CITYTHAT'S BECAUSE OF MY EARLY CONDITIONINGMAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MY BABY CARRIAGE WAS A SUPERMARKET CART. SALE ?M? 12-27 SENRER BOUNCYYOU GOT THE BIGGEST APPETITE OF ANY GUY IN THE CITYTHAT'S BECAUSE OF MY EARLY CONDITIONINGMAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MY BABY CARRIAGE WAS A SUPERMARKET CART. SALE ? M ? 12-27 SENRER

    Tue, December 27, 1977

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Style OCR: WHAT COULD I SAY ? THEY LOOKED AT ME AS THOUGH I WERE SOME KIND OF A DEVIATE! I TURNED AND WENT BACK INTO MY OFFICE--- THEN WALKED HOME! I FOLLOWED MARILYN OUT AND NOW SHE'S GONE TO THE POLICE AND FILED A COMPLAINT! INTO THE CORRIDOR WHERE SHE FLEW INTO THE ARMS OF SOME OF MY COLLEAGUESSCREAMING THAT THEY PROTECT HER FROM ME! DO YOU REMEMBER HER LAST NAME ? WHAT DID YOU SAYARISTOTLE? I THINK SHE TOLD ME-- BUT I DONT RECALL IT! A WHAT COULD I SAY ? THEY LOOKED AT ME AS THOUGH I WERE SOME KIND OF A DEVIATE! I TURNED AND WENT BACK INTO MY OFFICE--- THEN WALKED HOME! I FOLLOWED MARILYN OUT AND NOW SHE'S GONE TO THE POLICE AND FILED A COMPLAINT! INTO THE CORRIDOR WHERE SHE FLEW INTO THE ARMS OF SOME OF MY COLLEAGUESSCREAMING THAT THEY PROTECT HER FROM ME! DO YOU REMEMBER HER LAST NAME ? WHAT DID YOU SAYARISTOTLE? I THINK SHE TOLD ME-- BUT I DONT RECALL IT! A

    Tue, December 27, 1977

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Line OCR: I'VE BEEN AROUND CHECKIN' OUT WHAT THE OTHER GUYS GOT FOR CHRISTMAS. I GOT MORE BLUE HANDKERCHIEFS AND WHITE SOCKS THAN ANY OTHER GUY ON THE BLOCK. WHAT? ... ANDYOU KNOW WHAT... ?-0 12-26 TED SHEARER I'VE BEEN AROUND CHECKIN' OUT WHAT THE OTHER GUYS GOT FOR CHRISTMAS. I GOT MORE BLUE HANDKERCHIEFS AND WHITE SOCKS THAN ANY OTHER GUY ON THE BLOCK. WHAT? ... ANDYOU KNOW WHAT... ? -0 12-26 TED SHEARER

    Mon, December 26, 1977

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Font OCR: I EXPLAINED THAT I HAD A FACULTY MEET- ING---THAT SHE COULD WALK ACROSS CAMPUS WITH ME-.-THAT I HAD TO STOP AT MY OFFICE TO PICK UP SOME PAPERS-.- I WAS STANDING AT MY DESKWHEN SHE SUDDENLY STARTED SCREAMING FOR HELP AND RACED OUT OF THE ROOM INTO THE CORRIDOR--- RECOGNIZING THAT PROFESSOR PAPAGORAS IS TROUBLEDHEATHER INSISTS THAT HE TELL HER WHAT IS WRONG! I VAGUELY REMEMBER SEEING THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS.-AND WHEN I FINISHED MY LECTURE TO- NIGHTSHE ASKED WHETHER SHE COULD TALK TO ME FOR A FEW MINUTES.--THAT SHE HAD A PROBLEM ! I EXPLAINED THAT I HAD A FACULTY MEET- ING---THAT SHE COULD WALK ACROSS CAMPUS WITH ME-.-THAT I HAD TO STOP AT MY OFFICE TO PICK UP SOME PAPERS-.- I WAS STANDING AT MY DESKMY BACK TO HERWHEN SHE SUDDENLY STARTED SCREAMING FOR HELP AND RACED OUT OF THE ROOM INTO THE CORRIDOR--- RECOGNIZING THAT PROFESSOR PAPAGORAS IS TROUBLEDHEATHER INSISTS THAT HE TELL HER WHAT IS WRONG! I VAGUELY REMEMBER SEEING THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS.-AND WHEN I FINISHED MY LECTURE TO- NIGHTSHE ASKED WHETHER SHE COULD TALK TO ME FOR A FEW MINUTES.--THAT SHE HAD A PROBLEM !

    Mon, December 26, 1977

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Boner's Ark (Vintage) - 1977-12-26

    Mon, December 26, 1977

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Style OCR: BONERS ARK addison OKAYBONER! LET'S HAVE A SING-A-LONG! IT'S ALWAYSFAIR WEATHER P WELLBUT I THINK MY WIFE IS BEGINNING TO MISS ME M ^^ AD UTVI 12-25 IT'S ALWAYSWHEN GOOD FELLOWS GET O-GETHEERRR WHEN GOOD FELLOWS GET TO-GETHERRR SO!! S SID LIN Addison 21010 BONERS ARK addison OKAYBONER ! LET'S HAVE A SING - A - LONG ! IT'S ALWAYSFAIR WEATHER P WELLSO LONGIT'S BEEN FUNBUT I THINK MY WIFE IS BEGINNING TO MISS ME M ^^ AD UTVI 12-25 IT'S ALWAYSFAIR WEATHERWHEN GOOD FELLOWS GET O - GETHEERRR WHEN GOOD FELLOWS GET TO - GETHERRR SO !! S SID LIN Addison 21010

    Sun, December 25, 1977

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Style OCR: EVEN THOUGH WE'RE LOST AT SEA ON THIS DUMB ARKYOU ALWAYS WORK HARD TO HAVE AN OLD-FASHIONED CHRISTMAS FOR ME! THANK YOUDEAR! KING FEATURES SYNDICATE1977 OF COURSETHE ORANGUTAN HELPSTOO! 12-24 Addison oc EVEN THOUGH WE'RE LOST AT SEA ON THIS DUMB ARKYOU ALWAYS WORK HARD TO HAVE AN OLD - FASHIONED CHRISTMAS FOR ME ! THANK YOUDEAR ! KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1977 OF COURSETHE ORANGUTAN HELPSTOO ! 12-24 Addison oc

    Sat, December 24, 1977

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Style OCR: WE WERE LUCKY TO FIND A TREE THAT CHEAP. HOW DOES IT LOOKQUINCY? I THINK IT COULD USE A LIMB TRANSPLANT12-24 TEO SHEARER WE WERE LUCKY TO FIND A TREE THAT CHEAP. HOW DOES IT LOOKQUINCY? I THINK IT COULD USE A LIMB TRANSPLANT12-24 TEO SHEARER

    Sat, December 24, 1977

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Conversation OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols YESMISS SPENCER! MAY PLEASENOT I WAS CLEANING YOUR ROOM AND NOTICED REALLY! THAT YOUR WALL SAFE WAS OPEN! I IS THERE A MR. DRIVER WILL BE HERE FOR DINNER TONIGHTMARIE)I SPEAK ALONE PROBLEM? ...AND LILI WILL JOIN US! WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT ? CLOSED IT...BUT I WAS THINKING THAT IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU S THERE TOOK INVENTORY ON THE JEWELRY... ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE SUGGESTING IT NOW ? HAROLD Doux 12-24 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols YESMISS SPENCER! MAY PLEASESIT DOWN!) NONOT I WAS CLEANING YOUR ROOM AND NOTICED REALLY! THAT YOUR WALL SAFE WAS OPEN! I IS THERE A MR. DRIVER WILL BE HERE FOR DINNER TONIGHTMARIE)I SPEAK ALONE PROBLEM? ...AND LILI WILL JOIN US! WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT ? CLOSED IT...BUT I WAS THINKING THAT IT WAS ABOUT TIME YOU S THERE TOOK INVENTORY ON THE JEWELRY... ANY REASON WHY YOU'RE SUGGESTING IT NOW ? HAROLD Doux 12-24

    Sat, December 24, 1977

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Font OCR: YOU WERE RIGHTPROFESSOR--- YOU'RE NOT RUNNING ANY FEVER ! I'M FEELING FINE! HOW ABOUT GOING TO SUPPER WWITH HEATHER AND METOMMIE ? rVE HAD DINNER! BE- SIDESIF I SAID YES. HEATHER WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME ! OKAYARISTOTLE! SOMETHING'S WRONG--AND I WANT YOÜ TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT IT IS? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THIS EVENING ? I'M NOT SURE! I THINK IT WAS A NIGHTMARE! YOU WERE RIGHTPROFESSOR--- YOU'RE NOT RUNNING ANY FEVER ! I'M FEELING FINE! HOW ABOUT GOING TO SUPPER WWITH HEATHER AND METOMMIE ? rVE HAD DINNER! BE- SIDESIF I SAID YES. HEATHER WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME ! OKAYARISTOTLE! SOMETHING'S WRONG--AND I WANT YOÜ TO TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT IT IS? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU THIS EVENING ? I'M NOT SURE! I THINK IT WAS A NIGHTMARE!

    Sat, December 24, 1977

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Automotive design OCR: HOW'S BUSINESSPYTHON? PLAY MINATURE GOLF 254 SLOWVERY SLOW! Y Addison 12-23 LOH ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATE1977 HOW'S BUSINESSPYTHON ? PLAY MINATURE GOLF 254 SLOWVERY SLOW ! Y Addison 12-23 LOH ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .

    Fri, December 23, 1977

    Boner’s Ark

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