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  • Tableware OCR: MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE ORDERED THE CHILI CON CARNE I DON'T LIKE IT UNLESS IT'S REALLY HOT!! KING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 DS p O O O 1-11 Addison MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE ORDERED THE CHILI CON CARNE I DON'T LIKE IT UNLESS IT'S REALLY HOT !! KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 DS p O O O 1-11 Addison

    Wed, January 11, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Parallel OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols YOU WON'T! I DON'T WANT MAYBE WE CAN RUN AWAY AND GET MARRIED! YOU BETTER GET BACK TO SCHOOL NO STATIC FROM YOUR NEWI WON'T WOULD YOU MARRY ME? OR YOU'LL BE LATE FOR CLASS! ADOPTED MOTHER ABOUT/ LET HER CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELINQUENCY OF A MINOR! ADOPT ME! SURE...BUT WHAT WOULD WE LIVE ON ? GOT ANY IDEAS? WHEN'LL I SEE YOU AGAINRUSTY? HAROLD Doux JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols YOU WON'T! I DON'T WANT MAYBE WE CAN RUN AWAY AND GET MARRIED! YOU BETTER GET BACK TO SCHOOL NO STATIC FROM YOUR NEWI WON'T WOULD YOU MARRY ME? OR YOU'LL BE LATE FOR CLASS! ADOPTED MOTHER ABOUT/ LET HER CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELINQUENCY OF A MINOR! ADOPT ME! SURE...BUT WHAT WOULD WE LIVE ON ? GOT ANY IDEAS? WHEN'LL I SEE YOU AGAINRUSTY? HAROLD Doux

    Wed, January 11, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Illustration OCR: ONLY ONCE WHEN GRAN GOT REAL MAD. I DON'T BELIEVE IN FLYING SAUCERS HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FLYING SAUCERQUINCY? TED SHEARER OKing Features SyndicateInc. Wn. Worldri ONLY ONCE WHEN GRAN GOT REAL MAD. I DON'T BELIEVE IN FLYING SAUCERS HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A FLYING SAUCERQUINCY? TED SHEARER OKing Features SyndicateInc. Wn. Worldri

    Tue, January 10, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Ear OCR: YOU KNOWTHAT WHEN YOU FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE POLICE --- YOU'RE SWEARING THAT YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH--- I TOLD YOU--- I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL A JOKE! MLD N54SINC. 1978 SOME JOKE! YOU EMBARRASSED A FINE MAN IN THE PRESENCE OF HIS COLLEAGUES! YOU'VE CAUSED HIM INTOLERABLE MENTAL ANGUISH! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? I--I'LL WITH- DRAW MY COMPLAINT--- YOU'LL DO MORE THAN THAT! YOU'LL GET SOME PAPER AND WRITE A CONFESSION---UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL! YOU KNOWOF COURSETHAT WHEN YOU FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE POLICE --- YOU'RE SWEARING THAT YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH --- I TOLD YOU --- I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL A JOKE ! MLD N54SINC . 1978 SOME JOKE ! YOU EMBARRASSED A FINE MAN IN THE PRESENCE OF HIS COLLEAGUES ! YOU'VE CAUSED HIM INTOLERABLE MENTAL ANGUISH ! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY ? I -- I'LL WITH DRAW MY COMPLAINT --- YOU'LL DO MORE THAN THAT ! YOU'LL GET SOME PAPER AND WRITE A CONFESSION --- UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO TO JAIL !

    Tue, January 10, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Gesture OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols I DON'T THINK SHE BELIEVED I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND|OF THE BEDROOMI RAN INTO | ME WHEN I EXPLAINED THAT IT... WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN! JUST AS I WAS STARTING OUT WHEN YOU FOUND THAT THERE WAS NO BROKEN SHELF IN MISS SPENCER'S BEDROOM CLOSETWHAT DID YOU THINKROB? MARIE! BEFORE I COULD ASK LILI SAID I SHOULD GO UP HER ABOUT THE SHELFSHE JUMPED ALL OVER ME! A THERE! DO YOU BELIEVE MEMR. DRIVER? HAROLD DoUx -10 JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols I DON'T THINK SHE BELIEVED I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND|OF THE BEDROOMI RAN INTO | ME WHEN I EXPLAINED THAT IT... WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN! JUST AS I WAS STARTING OUT WHEN YOU FOUND THAT THERE WAS NO BROKEN SHELF IN MISS SPENCER'S BEDROOM CLOSETWHAT DID YOU THINKROB? MARIE! BEFORE I COULD ASK LILI SAID I SHOULD GO UP HER ABOUT THE SHELFSHE JUMPED ALL OVER ME! A THERE! DO YOU BELIEVE MEMR. DRIVER? HAROLD DoUx -10

    Tue, January 10, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Happy OCR: DIDN'T YOU HAVE A DATE WITH DUM-DUM TONIGHT? YESBUT ALL WE DO IŠ STAND THERE AND HOLD HANDSSO I GOT A SUBSTITUTE! KING FEATURES SINDICATIE1978 AREN'T YOU WORRIED THAT SHE'LL TAKE HIM AWAY FROM YOU? NO 1-10. Addison Pae DIDN'T YOU HAVE A DATE WITH DUM - DUM TONIGHT ? YESBUT ALL WE DO IŠ STAND THERE AND HOLD HANDSSO I GOT A SUBSTITUTE ! KING FEATURES SINDICATIEINC .1978 AREN'T YOU WORRIED THAT SHE'LL TAKE HIM AWAY FROM YOU ? NO 1-10 . Addison Pae

    Tue, January 10, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Line OCR: JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols MEANWHILESAM DRIVER WRITE ME A LETTER AND QUESTIONS ROB TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. WHEN SHE SENDS YOU OFF TO A BOARDING SCHOOL! IT'LL BE WORSE THAN A GIRLS' REFORMATORY! BUT MISS SPENCER YEAHSHE LIKES ME... I KNOW/LOVEŠ YOULILI! I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHEN RUSTY TELLS SHE DOES! LILI THAT ADOPTION WOULD BE TO HER DISADVANTAGEHE PLANTS A SEED OF DOUBT IN HER MIND! WHY YOU WALKED INTO MISS SPENCER'S HOME WITHOUT RINGING THE DOORBELL! IF SHE WEREN'T THEREYOU TO DO THE KNEW MARIE WOULD BE! I JUST WANTED J?B AND LEAVE... HAROLD DOUK JUDGE PARKER Paul Nichols MEANWHILESAM DRIVER WRITE ME A LETTER AND QUESTIONS ROB TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. WHEN SHE SENDS YOU OFF TO A BOARDING SCHOOL! IT'LL BE WORSE THAN A GIRLS' REFORMATORY! BUT MISS SPENCER YEAHSHE LIKES ME... I KNOW/LOVEŠ YOULILI! I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHEN RUSTY TELLS SHE DOES! LILI THAT ADOPTION WOULD BE TO HER DISADVANTAGEHE PLANTS A SEED OF DOUBT IN HER MIND! WHY YOU WALKED INTO MISS SPENCER'S HOME WITHOUT RINGING THE DOORBELL! IF SHE WEREN'T THEREYOU TO DO THE KNEW MARIE WOULD BE! I JUST WANTED J?B AND LEAVE... HAROLD DOUK

    Mon, January 9, 1978

    Judge Parker Vintage

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  • Illustration OCR: REVERENDARE YOU IN A UNION? NOI'M NOTQUINCY. YEAHIT MIGHT BE A LITTLE ROUGH NEGOTIATING WITH THE BOSSHUH? STRIKE LOCK OUT MORE PAY TED 1-9 |SHEAER REVERENDARE YOU IN A UNION? NOI'M NOTQUINCY. YEAHIT MIGHT BE A LITTLE ROUGH NEGOTIATING WITH THE BOSSHUH? STRIKE LOCK OUT MORE PAY TED 1-9 |SHEAER

    Mon, January 9, 1978

    Quincy

    By Ted Shearer
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  • Font OCR: STARTLED WHEN HEATHER CALLS HIM TO SAY SHE IS AT MARILYN'S APART- MENTINFURIATED! I DON'T KNOW! YOU BUNGLED IT! HOW DID SHE DISCOVER WHAT WE DID? LOOKDARLING! I DON'T KNOW ANY- THING ABOUT THIS! I-- I'LL TALK TO HENDER- SON--- HEATHER! HEATHERARE YOU THERE? LIKE I SAID... I DIDN'T EVEN TELL THAT WOMAN OUR NAMES! GRADITE1976 HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU TO PLAY THAT LITTLE TRICK ON THE PROFESSOR ? BECAUSE YOU'RE IN TROUBLEMY FRIEND! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT---BUT I NEEDED THE MONEY AND THEY SAID IT WAS A PRACTICAL JOKE-- STARTLED WHEN HEATHER CALLS HIM TO SAY SHE IS AT MARILYN'S APART MENTTONY TURNS TO HENDERSONINFURIATED ! I DON'T KNOW ! YOU BUNGLED IT ! HOW DID SHE DISCOVER WHAT WE DID ? LOOKDARLING ! I DON'T KNOW ANY THING ABOUT THIS ! I- I'LL TALK TO HENDER SON --- HEATHER ! HEATHERARE YOU THERE ? LIKE I SAID ... I DIDN'T EVEN TELL THAT WOMAN OUR NAMES ! GRADITE1976 HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY YOU TO PLAY THAT LITTLE TRICK ON THE PROFESSOR ? BECAUSE YOU'RE IN TROUBLEMY FRIEND ! I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT --- BUT I NEEDED THE MONEY AND THEY SAID IT WAS A PRACTICAL JOKE-

    Mon, January 9, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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  • Art OCR: I NEVER REALIZED WHAT A GOOD DANCER THE GIRAFFE IS! YESYOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM A LOT OF CREDIT ?????? ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATE1978 Y ...ESPECIALLY WHEN HE DANCES CHEEK TO CHEEK 1-9 I NEVER REALIZED WHAT A GOOD DANCER THE GIRAFFE IS ! YESYOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM A LOT OF CREDIT ?????? ?KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC .1978 Y ... ESPECIALLY WHEN HE DANCES CHEEK TO CHEEK 1-9

    Mon, January 9, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Cartoon OCR: BONERS ARK KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC..1978 DUM-DE DUM-DUM- DUM! WHAT IS IT ABOUT METHAT MAKES YOU WANT TO HOLD HANDS IN THE MOON- LIGHT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT? 082 UH... OPR C C C DUM-DUMI'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION! Yu No WELL.. ww B. Addison ER... OH.. Lau vis OBR c ·|-8 Addison BONERS ARK KING FEATURES SYNDICATEINC..1978 DUM - DE DUM - DUM DUM ! WHAT IS IT ABOUT MEDUM - DUMTHAT MAKES YOU WANT TO HOLD HANDS IN THE MOON LIGHT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT ? 082 UH ... OPR C C C DUM - DUMI'D LIKE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION ! Yu No WELL .. ww B. Addison ER ... OH .. Lau vis OBR c · | -8 Addison

    Sun, January 8, 1978

    Boner’s Ark

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  • Ear OCR: GO AHEADTONY--- TAKE A GUESS! TELL ME WHERE I AM! NOI'M WITH ONE OF YOUR LATEST EMPLOYEES! HEATHERARE YOU DOWNSTAIRS--- HERE IN THE HOTEL? I DON'T UNDER- STAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUTDARLING! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 1-7 POLENTAPSIES1976 HARDLY! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUTASK THAT STOOGE HENDERSON TO TELL YOU! HER NAME IS MARILYN CASE---AND SHE'S VERY UNHAPPY ABOUT THE TROUBLE YOU'VE GOTTEN HER INTO! AND I ONLY END MY SENTENCES WITH A DOUBLE PREPOSITION WHEN I'M REAL MAD! GO AHEADTONY --- TAKE A GUESS ! TELL ME WHERE I AM ! NOI'M WITH ONE OF YOUR LATEST EMPLOYEES ! HEATHERARE YOU DOWNSTAIRS --- HERE IN THE HOTEL ? I DON'T UNDER STAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUTDARLING ! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING ? 1-7 POLENTAPSIESMC .1976 HARDLY ! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUTASK THAT STOOGE HENDERSON TO TELL YOU ! HER NAME IS MARILYN CASE --- AND SHE'S VERY UNHAPPY ABOUT THE TROUBLE YOU'VE GOTTEN HER INTO ! AND I ONLY END MY SENTENCES WITH A DOUBLE PREPOSITION WHEN I'M REAL MAD !

    Sat, January 7, 1978

    Apartment 3-G

    by Alex Kotzky
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