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Fri, December 19, 2025

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Screenshot OCR: #sales The company holiday party is a good time to get to know your coworkers. Bet you can't guess how many toes I have. © 2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate It's not the time to corner your boss and ask for a raise. Happy holidays. I'd like more money. And it's definitely not the time to ask for a raise after setting up shop at the open bar. I'm grossly underpaid. You know that. I know you know that. I swearif they'd let me run this company for one weekthey would see what I'm capable of. They can't afford to lose me. You know that. I know you know that. #sales The company holiday party is a good time to get to know your coworkers . Bet you can't guess how many toes I have . © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate It's not the time to corner your boss and ask for a raise . Happy holidays . I'd like more money . And it's definitely not the time to ask for a raise after setting up shop at the open bar . I'm grossly underpaid . You know that . I know you know that . I swearif they'd let me run this company for one weekthey would see what I'm capable of . They can't afford to lose me . You know that . I know you know that .
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Tue, December 16, 2025

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Screenshot OCR: #sales Be careful when accepting a company phone. Because sometimes there is a management motive behind the offer. But more importantlynow you're stuck carrying around two phones. You can use this phoneJoJo. It's the newest iPhone. I don't even have this one. Great camera. Do you want it? 2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Ohdon't delete it. It's nothing you need to be concerned about. Just don't delete it. Or open it. Repeat what I just said to confirm you understand. You can use your pockets. #sales Be careful when accepting a company phone . Because sometimes there is a management motive behind the offer . But more importantlynow you're stuck carrying around two phones . You can use this phoneJoJo . It's the newest iPhone . I don't even have this one . Great camera . Do you want it ? 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Ohthis app heredon't delete it . It's nothing you need to be concerned about . Just don't delete it . Or open it . Repeat what I just said to confirm you understand . You can use your pockets .
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Fri, December 12, 2025

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Graphic design OCR: #sales Confusing commission structures are the bane of a sales rep's existence. It can be a real strain on a relationship. Waitwhat? SoI didn't make commission?! ©2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate SON OF A... ROGER! And a waitstaff. Here is your rack of New Zealand grass-fed lamb with Périgord black truffle butter! I didn't order that. #sales Confusing commission structures are the bane of a sales rep's existence . It can be a real strain on a relationship . Waitwhat ? SoI didn't make commission ?! © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate SON OF A ... ROGER ! And a waitstaff . Here is your rack of New Zealand grass - fed lamb with Périgord black truffle butter ! I didn't order that .
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Tue, December 9, 2025

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Happiness OCR: Good reps listen. Great reps lie. #sales My little girl is so good at soccer. ActuallyI have some videos of her from this past Saturday. Oh my goshthat is the most adorable thing I've ever seen! © 2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Good reps listen . Great reps lie . #sales My little girl is so good at soccer . ActuallyI have some videos of her from this past Saturday . Oh my goshthat is the most adorable thing I've ever seen ! © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Fri, December 5, 2025

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Screenshot OCR: #sales Weirdlythe thing sales reps hate the most is making a sales call. They will do anything to put off making a sales call. Please let a humanity-ending asteroid land on this car in 3...2...1... in 3...2...1... in 3...2.... Bob's BasketsInc ©2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Anything. I've been busy updating all my accounts' contact info in the CRM. I can update your contacts too if you wantDeborah. Going on a sales callRoger? Can't right nowI volunteered to power-wash bedpans at the nursing home. #sales Weirdlythe thing sales reps hate the most is making a sales call . They will do anything to put off making a sales call . Please let a humanity - ending asteroid land on this car in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... in 3 ... 2 .... Bob's BasketsInc © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Anything . I've been busy updating all my accounts ' contact info in the CRM . I can update your contacts too if you wantDeborah . Going on a sales callRoger ? Can't right nowI volunteered to power - wash bedpans at the nursing home .
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Tue, December 2, 2025

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Screenshot OCR: #sales Sales reps hate to be told to sell something specific. They will quickly find reasons why they can't do it. But will do whatever they have to do to meet their goals. Are you serious? We're starting a sales focus on our bubble wrap?! I didn't even know we sold bubble wrap. © 2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Our bubble wrap is so janky. I can't make people buy bubble wrap if they don't need it. What's with all of the bubble wrapJoJo? Just help me put it in the garage. Shiplt Inc. BUBBLE WRAP Shiplt Inc. BUBBLE WRAP Shiplt Inc. BUBBLE WRAP #sales Sales reps hate to be told to sell something specific . They will quickly find reasons why they can't do it . But will do whatever they have to do to meet their goals . Are you serious ? We're starting a sales focus on our bubble wrap ?! I didn't even know we sold bubble wrap . © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Our bubble wrap is so janky . I can't make people buy bubble wrap if they don't need it . What's with all of the bubble wrapJoJo ? Just help me put it in the garage . Shiplt Inc. BUBBLE WRAP Shiplt Inc. BUBBLE WRAP Shiplt Inc. BUBBLE WRAP
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Fri, November 28, 2025

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Screenshot OCR: #sales They say in marketing that data is king of kings. Here you goFreida! This is a list of everyone who has opened our emails and been to our website. Thank youRahnny! Thank youthank you! ©2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Some don't find online activity tracking intrusive. I clicked the link on your email by accident when my cat jumped on my lap. But since you're standing hereI guess I'll place an order. Some do. How did you find me? If you're a cop you have to tell me you're a cop. Are you a cop? Bob's Discount Human Organs #sales They say in marketing that data is king of kings . Here you goFreida ! This is a list of everyone who has opened our emails and been to our website . Thank youRahnny ! Thank youthank youthank you ! © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Some don't find online activity tracking intrusive . I clicked the link on your email by accident when my cat jumped on my lap . But since you're standing hereI guess I'll place an order . Some do . How did you find me ? If you're a cop you have to tell me you're a cop . Are you a cop ? Bob's Discount Human Organs
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Tue, November 25, 2025

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Screenshot OCR: #sales Sales reps are always pushing the limits of what a corporate card is to be used for. I'm using the corporate card for this. I know there wasn't a customer with usbut we talked about work. We complained about work. © 2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate They are always looking for that gray area so they can whip it out. WowDeborah. You're putting martinis on your corporate card? RelaxMatty. I saw one of my customers drive past while I was walking in. But the real challenge is finding the black-and-white explanations for the expense report. ASKAI Provide several reasons a sales rep should spend $178.00 on martinis with their corporate card without a customer being present. Create a photorealistic-looking Chippendale providing the results. #sales Sales reps are always pushing the limits of what a corporate card is to be used for . I'm using the corporate card for this . I know there wasn't a customer with usbut we talked about work . We complained about work . © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate They are always looking for that gray area so they can whip it out . WowDeborah . You're putting martinis on your corporate card ? RelaxMatty . I saw one of my customers drive past while I was walking in . But the real challenge is finding the black - and - white explanations for the expense report . ASKAI Provide several reasons a sales rep should spend $ 178.00 on martinis with their corporate card without a customer being present . Create a photorealistic - looking Chippendale providing the results .
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Fri, November 21, 2025

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Screenshot OCR: The toughest task for a remote inside sales rep is keeping your Microsoft Teams status from changing to "away". #sales WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE On this episode of Below Deck. ©2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate The toughest task for a remote inside sales rep is keeping your Microsoft Teams status from changing to " away " . #sales WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE On this episode of Below Deck . © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Tue, November 18, 2025

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Science OCR: #sales When making cold calls after 3PMyou'll hear every excuse in the book. If you just happen to make contactthe conversation revolves around why they haven't responded to your emails. But most of the time they will do whatever possible to not have to meet with you. Is What was the David excuse I gave you here? the last time you stopped by? EXCUSES © 2025 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate You emailed me? Hmmmy last name can be tricky to spell. Did that vat of acid just move? It's "Smith". No. #sales When making cold calls after 3PMyou'll hear every excuse in the book . If you just happen to make contactthe conversation revolves around why they haven't responded to your emails . But most of the time they will do whatever possible to not have to meet with you . Is What was the David excuse I gave you here ? the last time you stopped by ? EXCUSES © 2025 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate You emailed me ? Hmmmy last name can be tricky to spell . Did that vat of acid just move ? It's " Smith " . No.
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