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By Terri Libenson

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Sun, April 16, 2017

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Product OCR: You just put on deodorant twice. Sure it does. Each time you applyit wears it down. Do it repeatedlyand that's a big money waste. What? NoI didn't. Yesyou did. I saw it. Wellso what? It doesn't make a difference. Libenson 4/16 © 2017 Terri LibensonInc. Roball you're doing is reminding me that I'm forgetful. That's why I applied it twice. There's no such thing. wellI'll bet it would cost more than a two-pack of deodorant! So I'm sorry I'm wasting all that precious moneyokay? At least it's cheaper than a memory implant. You just put on deodorant twice. Sure it does. Each time you applyit wears it down. Do it repeatedlyand that's a big money waste. What? NoI didn't. Yesyou did. I saw it. Wellso what? It doesn't make a difference. Libenson 4/16 © 2017 Terri LibensonDist. By King Features SyndicateInc. Roball you're doing is reminding me that I'm forgetful. That's why I applied it twice. There's no such thing. wellif there wereI'll bet it would cost more than a two-pack of deodorant! So I'm sorry I'm wasting all that precious moneyokay? At least it's cheaper than a memory implant.
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Sat, April 15, 2017

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Fictional character OCR: You're such a grandpa. So what if they cut through? It's nice to hear the happy sounds of kids playing in the warm weather. They just kicked over your potted geraniums. GEDDOFF MY LAWNYOU LITTLE VERMIN! Spring is here! Yup. There go the neighbor kidsracing across our lawn. You're such a grandpa. So what if they cut through? It's nice to hear the happy sounds of kids playing in the warm weather. They just kicked over your potted geraniums. GEDDOFF MY LAWNYOU LITTLE VERMIN! Spring is here! Yup. There go the neighbor kidsracing across our lawn.
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Fri, April 14, 2017

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Sleeve OCR: I told the girls "because I said so" and "wait until your dad gets home." So they made me put these on. Libenson I told the girls "because I said so" and "wait until your dad gets home." So they made me put these on. Libenson
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Thu, April 13, 2017

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Conversation OCR: THE PARENTS' GLOSSARY OF TERMS: "IN A MINUTE" Amypick up your towel from the floor! In a minute.* CHRONOLOGICAL: 60 SECONDS. TEEN: WHENEVER HE/SHE IS DONE READINGDOING HOME- WORKSCROLLING THROUGH SHOPPING SITESETC. *60 seconds to an eternity wwupajamadiaries.com Libenson. THE PARENTS' GLOSSARY OF TERMS: "IN A MINUTE" Amypick up your towel from the floor! In a minute.* CHRONOLOGICAL: 60 SECONDS. TEEN: WHENEVER HE/SHE IS DONE READINGDOING HOME- WORKWATCHING YOUTUBESCROLLING THROUGH SHOPPING SITESETC. *60 seconds to an eternity wwupajamadiaries.com Libenson.
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Wed, April 12, 2017

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Font OCR: Honeydo you think I'm a good mom? 'Cause I just gave the girls my carcredit card and a 4-hour pass to the mall for some peace and quiet. You could use a refresher on your coping strategies. I think you're a great monm. No.. AwI needed to hear that. Honeydo you think I'm a good mom? 'Cause I just gave the girls my carcredit card and a 4-hour pass to the mall for some peace and quiet. You could use a refresher on your coping strategies. I think you're a great monm. No.. AwI needed to hear that.
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Tue, April 11, 2017

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Gesture OCR: I feel like I don't even know some of my friends anymore. There's a definite rift now because of our opposing outlooks. You're the one who posted you're going vegetarian. That's a charged topic. I meansome of them are so staunchly traditional and judgmental. I'm starting to see them in a new light. But these comments are so mean. I feel like I don't even know some of my friends anymore. There's a definite rift now because of our opposing outlooks. You're the one who posted you're going vegetarian. That's a charged topic. I meansome of them are so staunchly traditional and judgmental. I'm starting to see them in a new light. But these comments are so mean.
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Mon, April 10, 2017

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Font OCR: It's about putting googly eyes on two of 'enm and freaking out Aunt Trudy. PASSOVER. Look! I made a snowman out of my matzah balls. Girlsthat is NOT what Passover is about. Ha! Give it a carrot nose. AUGHH! Dist. By King Foatures It's about putting googly eyes on two of 'enm and freaking out Aunt Trudy. PASSOVER. Look! I made a snowman out of my matzah balls. Girlsthat is NOT what Passover is about. Ha! Give it a carrot nose. AUGHH! Dist. By King Foatures
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Sun, April 9, 2017

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Line OCR: YOU GO FROM CHANGING THE SKILLS OF MOTHERHOOD CHANGE THROUGH THE YEARS. DIAPERS AND TYING SHOES TO EMOTIONAL TENDING. MANY OF US ARE SO USED TO LITTLE KID PROBLEM-SOLVINGIT'S HARD TO SWITCH GEARS. M-muh-my crush has a crush on Becca! 0-90 mph > WOMP "Managing" (early years) (later years) "Mentoring" ESPECIALLY JE PUBERTY HITS FAST. Libenson 4/9 e 2017 Terri LibensonInc. www.pajamadiaries.com SO WE TRY TO SOLVE THINGS LIKE WE DID IN THE OLD DAYS. IF WE'RE LUCKYOUR KIDS WILL GUIDE US. AND IF WE'RE DOUBLY LUCKYTHEY'LL GUIDE US BACK TO PROBLEM-SOLVING. Are you hungry? wanna Do you need a snack? I don't need a snack. I need you to listen. (okay. watch cartoons? I've been up for 2 days in a row. Oh no! Would you like a listening ear? ???! ActuallyI'd like a babysitter. YOU GO FROM CHANGING THE SKILLS OF MOTHERHOOD CHANGE THROUGH THE YEARS. DIAPERS AND TYING SHOES TO EMOTIONAL TENDING. MANY OF US ARE SO USED TO LITTLE KID PROBLEM-SOLVINGIT'S HARD TO SWITCH GEARS. M-muh-my crush has a crush on Becca! 0-90 mph > WOMP "Managing" (early years) (later years) "Mentoring" ESPECIALLY JE PUBERTY HITS FAST. Libenson 4/9 e 2017 Terri LibensonDist. By King Features SyndicateInc. www.pajamadiaries.com SO WE TRY TO SOLVE THINGS LIKE WE DID IN THE OLD DAYS. IF WE'RE LUCKYOUR KIDS WILL GUIDE US. AND IF WE'RE DOUBLY LUCKYTHEY'LL GUIDE US BACK TO PROBLEM-SOLVING. Are you hungry? wanna Do you need a snack? I don't need a snack. I need you to listen. (okay. watch cartoons? I've been up for 2 days in a row. Oh no! Would you like a listening ear? ???! ActuallyI'd like a babysitter.
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Sat, April 8, 2017

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Product OCR: ROB GOT BACK FROM A VISIT WITH GRANDMA SOPHIE. Half the time she thought I was my Grandpa Abe. Until she attempted to relive the wedding night. How's she Same. Still gets confused. Wellyou look like him. Good thing for the emergency button. doing? YeahI even humored her for a while. Pretended I was him. How sweet! libenson ROB GOT BACK FROM A VISIT WITH GRANDMA SOPHIE. Half the time she thought I was my Grandpa Abe. Until she attempted to relive the wedding night. How's she Same. Still gets confused. Wellyou look like him. Good thing for the emergency button. doing? YeahI even humored her for a while. Pretended I was him. How sweet! libenson
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Fri, April 7, 2017

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Organism OCR: Ugh. That's Randimy annoying new client. She wants an update on the design. She has no kids and emails at all hours. She expects everyone to answer ASAP. But I'm sticking to my guns. No work after hours! This must be killing the workaholic in you. Nobut it is killing the obsessive- compulsive in me. 417 © 2017 Terri LibensonInc. Ugh. That's Randimy annoying new client. She wants an update on the design. She has no kids and emails at all hours. She expects everyone to answer ASAP. But I'm sticking to my guns. No work after hours! This must be killing the workaholic in you. Nobut it is killing the obsessive- compulsive in me. 417 © 2017 Terri LibensonDist By King Features Syndicate
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