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Parallel OCR: PREPARING FOR MY MOM'S VISIT. Natalya cleaned todayand I did a thorough scrubdowntoo. I just have to display all the knick-knacks Mom's given us. 12/5 2011 Terri LibensonInc. I don't understand this constant need for her approval. Of course you don't. Your mom is laid-back and non-judgmental. I just think you should let her opinions roll off you. You're right. I'm a grown woman...I don't need her validation! Libenson Good! 5011 So... do I look okay? www.pajamadiaries.com PREPARING FOR MY MOM'S VISIT . Natalya cleaned todayand I did a thorough scrubdowntoo . I just have to display all the knick - knacks Mom's given us . 12/5 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. I don't understand this constant need for her approval . Of course you don't . Your mom is laid - back and non - judgmental . I just think you should let her opinions roll off you . You're right . I'm a grown woman ... I don't need her validation ! Libenson Good ! 5011 So ... do I look okay ? www.pajamadiaries.com

Mammal OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON ROB'S ORGANIZING OUR ONLINE PICTURES. -- I'm tagging all the people in our photos. Funny the software recognizes Amy as my sister and Jess as you. 12/4 2011 Terri LibensonInc. clicka tap Libenson blip Wellthat proves what we already know: Amy favors your side and Jess favors mine. HehI wonder... if we had a third childwhom it would look like. Maybe both? Now I know why our DNA split down the middle. There's a website that can combine our photos to make a virtual child. Wanna try? Sure! Not sure our software would recognize that kid as human. tap m the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON ROB'S ORGANIZING OUR ONLINE PICTURES . -- I'm tagging all the people in our photos . Funny the software recognizes Amy as my sister and Jess as you . 12/4 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. clicka tap Libenson blip Wellthat proves what we already know : Amy favors your side and Jess favors mine . HehI wonder ... if we had a third childwhom it would look like . Maybe both ? Now I know why our DNA split down the middle . There's a website that can combine our photos to make a virtual child . Wanna try ? Sure ! Not sure our software would recognize that kid as human . tap m

Font OCR: What's that? Self-tanning lotion. I'm trying a new brand. Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. 2011 Terri Libenson You're sparkly. Rats. I didn't realize it had little reflecting particles. I swearthey always market this stuff to teens. It's not that (gasp) I'm exfoliating. bad. Step into TWILIGHT! the natural light. Libenson * 12/3 What's that ? Self - tanning lotion . I'm trying a new brand . Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. 2011 Terri Libenson You're sparkly . Rats . I didn't realize it had little reflecting particles . I swearthey always market this stuff to teens . It's not that ( gasp ) I'm exfoliating . bad . Step into TWILIGHT ! the natural light . Libenson * 12/3

Illustration OCR: 12/2 2011 Terri Libenson ROB HAS A HABIT OF LEAVING CHORES UNDONE. Half the dishes are in the dishwasherand the other half are still on the table. www.pajamadiaries.com NOT ONLY IS THIS IRRITATING... He put the clothes in the dryer but didn't start it?? D. Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. homework half finished clothes half...IT'S CONTAGIOUS. wife half asleep folded Jill? wuh...? you rock my world ZZZZ Libenson 12/2 2011 Terri Libenson ROB HAS A HABIT OF LEAVING CHORES UNDONE . Half the dishes are in the dishwasherand the other half are still on the table . www.pajamadiaries.com NOT ONLY IS THIS IRRITATING ... He put the clothes in the dryer but didn't start it ?? D. Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. homework half finished clothes half... IT'S CONTAGIOUS . wife half asleep folded Jill ? wuh ... ? you rock my world ZZZZ Libenson

Art OCR: I NEVER REALLY UNDER- STOOD THE "LOVE/HATE" THING UNTIL NOW. Why can't I stay up until 11? Lindsay can! It's so UNFAIR! www.pajamadiaries.com STILL...I'M APPALLED THAT MY KIDS COULD HAVE AN OUNCE OF ILL WILL TOWARD ME. I HATE YOU! STOMP ~ SLAM! 12/1 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Libenson ...AND EVEN MORE APPALLED THAT IT MEANS I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. Stay strong. And remember... these are the good years. SOB Po pat Pat I NEVER REALLY UNDER- STOOD THE " LOVE / HATE " THING UNTIL NOW . Why can't I stay up until 11 ? Lindsay can ! It's so UNFAIR ! www.pajamadiaries.com STILL ... I'M APPALLED THAT MY KIDS COULD HAVE AN OUNCE OF ILL WILL TOWARD ME . I HATE YOU ! STOMP ~ SLAM ! 12/1 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Libenson ... AND EVEN MORE APPALLED THAT IT MEANS I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT . Stay strong . And remember ... these are the good years . SOB Po pat Pat

Conversation OCR: BILL That's a pretty cell phone case. Thanks. Libenson Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. What kind of pattern is it? hmmm... 11/30 2011 Terri Libenson Spilled juiceand sticky Band-Aid residue. 0 BILL www.pajamadiaries.com BILL That's a pretty cell phone case . Thanks . Libenson Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. What kind of pattern is it ? hmmm ... 11/30 2011 Terri Libenson Spilled juicecoffee ringand sticky Band - Aid residue . 0 BILL www.pajamadiaries.com

Line OCR: INFIDELITY SUPPORT GROUP © 2011 Terri Libenson Libenson 11/29 It's his assistant. It's her ex. It's his smartphone"Sasha." 99 Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. www.pajamadiaries.com INFIDELITY SUPPORT GROUP © 2011 Terri Libenson Libenson 11/29 It's his assistant . It's her ex . It's his smartphone" Sasha . " 99 Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. www.pajamadiaries.com

Conversation OCR: Good news. Although my mom couldn't come in for Thanks- givingshe said we don't have to make it up by visiting her this winter. 11/28 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Great! We won't have to spend precious time or money on travel expenses this year. We can stay homeand... www.pajamadiaries.com She's coming hereisn't she? We have exactly six days to un-childproof the house and break out all the tchotchkes she's given us in the last 15 years. Good news . Although my mom couldn't come in for Thanks- givingshe said we don't have to make it up by visiting her this winter . 11/28 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Great ! We won't have to spend precious time or money on travel expenses this year . We can stay homeand ... www.pajamadiaries.com She's coming hereisn't she ? We have exactly six days to un - childproof the house and break out all the tchotchkes she's given us in the last 15 years .

Font OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON Momif you weren't a graphic designerwhat would you be? Wow. Well... I've done a bit of writing in the past. Maybe a writer? And although I never have time to cookI'm fascinated by the culinary world. Maybe a chef? And I'm into fitness and nutrition. A dietitian or trainerperhaps? slorp Ooo! And although I was terrible at scienceI now think biology is so interesting. I'd probably enjoy being a researcher or a surgeon. Libenson oatie Oats 11/27 (chuckle) I guess it's good I love art so much. If I didn'tI would've had a hard time choosing a career. mmm ©2011 Terri LibensonInc. That's how I feel about red M&M's. Here's to no-brainer choices. clink www.pajamadiaries.com the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON Momif you weren't a graphic designerwhat would you be ? Wow . Well ... I've done a bit of writing in the past . Maybe a writer ? And although I never have time to cookI'm fascinated by the culinary world . Maybe a chef ? And I'm into fitness and nutrition . A dietitian or trainerperhaps ? slorp Ooo ! And although I was terrible at scienceI now think biology is so interesting . I'd probably enjoy being a researcher or a surgeon . Libenson oatie Oats 11/27 ( chuckle ) I guess it's good I love art so much . If I didn'tI would've had a hard time choosing a career . mmm © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. That's how I feel about red M & M's . Here's to no - brainer choices . clink www.pajamadiaries.com

Art OCR: Wellour Thanksgiving feast didn't work out. But look on the bright side: You have extra days to finish your workand we saved on the expense of having visitors. all weekend. 0 11/26 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Surebut you know what'll happen next. My mom'll be so disappointedshe'll ask us to visit during the winter. Hecksame with my brother and your parents. We might as well start booking flights! www.pajamadiaries.com Is that one of those halfhearted jokes that eventually becomes a reality? Whaddya mean “eventually"? I'm already on Priceline. Wellour Thanksgiving feast didn't work out . But look on the bright side : You have extra days to finish your workand we saved on the expense of having visitors . all weekend . 0 11/26 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Surebut you know what'll happen next . My mom'll be so disappointedshe'll ask us to visit during the winter . Hecksame with my brother and your parents . We might as well start booking flights ! www.pajamadiaries.com Is that one of those halfhearted jokes that eventually becomes a reality ? Whaddya mean “ eventually " ? I'm already on Priceline .

Humour OCR: ALL OUR RELATIVES ARE LANDLOCKED DUE TO A BLIZZARD. The storm won't end for two more days. I think we'll have to stay put. I under- stand. LibensonI can't believe it. The only time we've ever put together a perfect Thanksgiving banquetand no one's here to enjoy it! 11/25 2011 Terri LibensonInc. www.pajamadiaries.com We are. No offensebut you don't count. ALL OUR RELATIVES ARE LANDLOCKED DUE TO A BLIZZARD . The storm won't end for two more days . I think we'll have to stay put . I under- stand . LibensonI can't believe it . The only time we've ever put together a perfect Thanksgiving banquetand no one's here to enjoy it ! 11/25 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. www.pajamadiaries.com We are . No offensebut you don't count .

Humour OCR: WE DID IT! WE ARRANGED HOTEL ROOMS FOR OUR RELATIVESPREPARED THANKSGIVING DINNERAND EVEN ORGANIZED A POST-HOLIDAY TROLLEY TOUR OF THE CITY. 2011 Terri LibensonInc. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WAIT... -click= www.pajamadiaries.com · blip: Doppler 5 is predicting a Thanksgiving blizzard. All area airports are closed. Libenson ...AND WAIT. 11/24 WE DID IT ! WE ARRANGED HOTEL ROOMS FOR OUR RELATIVESCLEANED THE HOUSEPREPARED THANKSGIVING DINNERAND EVEN ORGANIZED A POST - HOLIDAY TROLLEY TOUR OF THE CITY . 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WAIT ... -click = www.pajamadiaries.com · blip : Doppler 5 is predicting a Thanksgiving blizzard . All area airports are closed . Libenson ... AND WAIT . 11/24

Fiction OCR: This is crazy. We can't cook for 15 people last-minute. Sure we can. You do the recipe compilationI'll buy. the ingredients. You do half the cooking and cleaningI'll do the other half. The girls will help out. M 11/23 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Okayfine. But this is the first and last time we do thisokay? The. Last. Time. Agreed. Not to open a can of wormsbut didn't you say that 5 years ago? Yesbut that was for your side of the family. Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com This is crazy . We can't cook for 15 people last - minute . Sure we can . You do the recipe compilationI'll buy . the ingredients . You do half the cooking and cleaningI'll do the other half . The girls will help out . M 11/23 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Okayfine . But this is the first and last time we do thisokay ? The . Last . Time . Agreed . Not to open a can of wormsbut didn't you say that 5 years ago ? Yesbut that was for your side of the family . Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com

Comics OCR: WE WENT FROM A COZY 5-PERSON THANKSGIVING TO A FULL-BLOWN BANQUET. 15 people?? And a last- minute deadline? OY!! Lookthe girls and I will help. Maybe we can do potluck. 11/22 2011 Terri LibensonInc. The girls always end up arguing. And we can't do potluck 'cause everyone's from out of town. Catering? Two weeks before Start cooking Thanksgiving? now. Impossible. There's only one solution left. What? Great. I'll preheat the oven to 5°F. Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com WE WENT FROM A COZY 5 - PERSON THANKSGIVING TO A FULL - BLOWN BANQUET . 15 people ?? And a last- minute deadline ? OY !! Lookthe girls and I will help . Maybe we can do potluck . 11/22 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. The girls always end up arguing . And we can't do potluck ' cause everyone's from out of town . Catering ? Two weeks before Start cooking Thanksgiving ? now . Impossible . There's only one solution left . What ? Great . I'll preheat the oven to 5 ° F . Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com

Mammal OCR: Libenson THANKSGIVING TIME. LAST YEARWE FLEW TO FLORIDA. THIS YEARI'M LOOKING FORWARD TO A LOW-KEY HOLIDAY. Ahjust the four of us and Grandma Sophie. No heavy- duty cooking or cleanup. www.pajamadiaries.com We're thinking of flying in this year. Hary and I would love to spend the holiday with you. BROTHER IN- LAWS Our oven broke. Could we join you? MOTHER Sorrybut the printer needs your design by the 25th. Z 11/21 2011 Terri LibensonInc. How rude is it to suggest a Kentucky-fried Thanksgiving? Libenson THANKSGIVING TIME . LAST YEARWE FLEW TO FLORIDA . THIS YEARI'M LOOKING FORWARD TO A LOW - KEY HOLIDAY . Ahjust the four of us and Grandma Sophie . No heavy- duty cooking or cleanup . www.pajamadiaries.com We're thinking of flying in this year . Hary and I would love to spend the holiday with you . BROTHER IN- LAWS Our oven broke . Could we join you ? MOTHER Sorrybut the printer needs your design by the 25th . Z 11/21 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. How rude is it to suggest a Kentucky - fried Thanksgiving ?

Animated cartoon OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON Have you seen me? www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson RAP ISING MISSING ©2011 Terri LibensonInc. RAP RAP MissiNG 11/20 the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON Have you seen me ? www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson RAP ISING MISSING © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. RAP RAP MissiNG 11/20

Fiction OCR: Libenson (GASP) I'M AN ENABLER! I DO SO MUCH TO ENSURE MY KIDS A HAPPY CHILDHOOD THAT I'M SACRIFICING THEIR ADULTHOOD. NO ICE CREAM DURING WEEK- DAYS! NO "NICE TRY" ON "C" WORK! NO BACK-TO-BACK SLEEPOVERS! WELLTHAT ENDS NOW. www.pajamadiaries.com 1-0 NO ENDLESS MENU OPTIONS FOR MEALS! I'M NOT A SHORT-ORDER COOK! Uh-ohMom's reading in the self-help section again. 15 A Libenson ( GASP ) I'M AN ENABLER ! I DO SO MUCH TO ENSURE MY KIDS A HAPPY CHILDHOOD THAT I'M SACRIFICING THEIR ADULTHOOD . NO ICE CREAM DURING WEEK- DAYS ! NO " NICE TRY " ON " C " WORK ! NO BACK - TO - BACK SLEEPOVERS ! WELLTHAT ENDS NOW . www.pajamadiaries.com 1-0 NO ENDLESS MENU OPTIONS FOR MEALS ! I'M NOT A SHORT - ORDER COOK ! Uh - ohMom's reading in the self - help section again . 15 A

Fiction OCR: I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY TODAY'S KIDS ARE SO CODDLED. WEAS THE LATCHKEY GENERA- TIONWERE LEFT ON OUR OWN. WE TRY TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO OUR KIDS. BUT WE'VE OVERDONE IT. Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. 11/18 2011 Terri Libenson NOW OUR KIDS ARE SO DEPENDENT ON USWE'VE CREATED NEEDY LITTLE CREATURES. ME ATTACHMENT MONSTER! ME LOVE YOU! aww ...WHO GROW INTO BIG NEEDY CREATURES. ME HUNGRY! ME SAP YOUR ENERGY AND BANK ACCOUNT! GAHH! www.pajamadiaries.com I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY TODAY'S KIDS ARE SO CODDLED . WEAS THE LATCHKEY GENERA- TIONWERE LEFT ON OUR OWN . WE TRY TO MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO OUR KIDS . BUT WE'VE OVERDONE IT . Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. 11/18 2011 Terri Libenson NOW OUR KIDS ARE SO DEPENDENT ON USWE'VE CREATED NEEDY LITTLE CREATURES . ME ATTACHMENT MONSTER ! ME LOVE YOU ! aww ... WHO GROW INTO BIG NEEDY CREATURES . ME HUNGRY ! ME SAP YOUR ENERGY AND BANK ACCOUNT ! GAHH ! www.pajamadiaries.com

Conversation OCR: I'M SO AFRAID OF RAISING SCARED KIDS WHO CAN'T TRUST THEIR OWN INSTINCTS. "Parental Over- protection Goes Awry.' " www.pajamadiaries.com IMAGINE -- WHEN THEY LEAVE HOMETHEY'LL BE TEXTING US FOR HELP OVER THE TINIEST PROBLEMS. tak tap AND WHEN IT COMES TO BIGGER ISSUESTHEY'LL BE COMPLETELY FROZEN. 11/17 2011 Terri LibensonInc. ...OR PASS THE BUCK. MomDaniel wants to move in. What should I say? Could you talk to him? Honeyyou're 34. Make a decision. Libenson I'M SO AFRAID OF RAISING SCARED KIDS WHO CAN'T TRUST THEIR OWN INSTINCTS . " Parental Over- protection Goes Awry . ' " www.pajamadiaries.com IMAGINE -- WHEN THEY LEAVE HOMETHEY'LL BE TEXTING US FOR HELP OVER THE TINIEST PROBLEMS . tak tap AND WHEN IT COMES TO BIGGER ISSUESTHEY'LL BE COMPLETELY FROZEN . 11/17 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. ... OR PASS THE BUCK . MomDaniel wants to move in . What should I say ? Could you talk to him ? Honeyyou're 34 . Make a decision . Libenson

Illustration OCR: READING HOW PERFECT PARENTING CAN BACKFIRE. 11/16 2011 Terri LibensonInc. THERAPISTS ARE SEEING MORE PATIENTS FROM WELL-ADJUSTED BACKGROUNDS. THESE KIDS WERE RAISED WITHOUT ADVERSITY AND HAVE A DELUDED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. SLAM Libenson BUT HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE? HOW CAN ANY KID BE RAISED IN SUCH A BUBBLE? www.pajamadiaries.com MOM! LOOK! I got 17th place in my class's geography bee! (17) READING HOW PERFECT PARENTING CAN BACKFIRE . 11/16 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. THERAPISTS ARE SEEING MORE PATIENTS FROM WELL - ADJUSTED BACKGROUNDS . THESE KIDS WERE RAISED WITHOUT ADVERSITY AND HAVE A DELUDED SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT . SLAM Libenson BUT HOW'S THAT POSSIBLE ? HOW CAN ANY KID BE RAISED IN SUCH A BUBBLE ? www.pajamadiaries.com MOM ! LOOK ! I got 17th place in my class's geography bee ! ( 17 )

Humour OCR: I STRIVE TO BE THE PERFECT MOM. BUT AM I DOING MY KIDS A DISSERVICE? Libenson Are You an Indulgent Parent ? IF I GIVE THEM A CONFLICT- AND HARDSHIP-FREE CHILDHOODHOW WILL THEY LEARN TO NAVIGATE ADULT PITFALLS? 11/15 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. THEY'LL HAVE NO TOOLSNO SKILLS! www.pajamadiaries.com ° The girls are beating each other up over a Lego. Shouldn't we stop it? And fail as parents?? RE D Are You an Indulgent Parent I STRIVE TO BE THE PERFECT MOM . BUT AM I DOING MY KIDS A DISSERVICE ? Libenson Are You an Indulgent Parent ? IF I GIVE THEM A CONFLICT- AND HARDSHIP - FREE CHILDHOODHOW WILL THEY LEARN TO NAVIGATE ADULT PITFALLS ? 11/15 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. THEY'LL HAVE NO TOOLSNO SKILLS ! www.pajamadiaries.com ° The girls are beating each other up over a Lego . Shouldn't we stop it ? And fail as parents ?? RE D Are You an Indulgent Parent

Fiction OCR: ? MY MOM ASSUMES I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO TALK... ...the pains are a little worsevery gassy. IBSmaybe. I'll see the doctor Tuesday... 11/14 2011 Terri LibensonInc. THE KIDS ASSUME I'M AT THEIR BECK AND CALL... Can you drive us to the library? Oooooo! And the mall? ...AND ROB ASSUMES I'M THE MAID SERVICE. You mind getting my dry cleaning? www.pajamadiaries.com ACE CLEANERS cleaners TO THINK I TOOK THIS JOB FOR THE FLEXIBILITY. You want to exercise? Why didn't you do it earlier? ? MY MOM ASSUMES I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO TALK ... ... the pains are a little worsevery gassy . IBSmaybe . I'll see the doctor Tuesday ... 11/14 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. THE KIDS ASSUME I'M AT THEIR BECK AND CALL ... Can you drive us to the library ? Oooooo ! And the mall ? ... AND ROB ASSUMES I'M THE MAID SERVICE . You mind getting my dry cleaning ? www.pajamadiaries.com ACE CLEANERS cleaners TO THINK I TOOK THIS JOB FOR THE FLEXIBILITY . You want to exercise ? Why didn't you do it earlier ?

Organism OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON WAIT! Okayready? Hold onI forgot -- Okay ohCell phones! my wallet. the snacks! RIGHT! www.pajamadiaries.com © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Argh! Can you grab the coupon book? On it! Libenson Amyaren't you wearing boots? No... Amy. I'll get 'em. We're 20 minutes late. YES! We knocked 10 minutes off our usual time! 11/13 the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON WAIT ! Okayready ? Hold onI forgot -- Okay ohCell phones ! my wallet . the snacks ! RIGHT ! www.pajamadiaries.com © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Argh ! Can you grab the coupon book ? On it ! Libenson Amyaren't you wearing boots ? No ... Amy . I'll get ' em . We're 20 minutes late . YES ! We knocked 10 minutes off our usual time ! 11/13

Rectangle OCR: AFTER CATCHING ME DESIGNING AN ADULT E-CARD SITETHE KIDS HAVE FINALLY LEARNED TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING MY OFFICE. TAP TAP www.pajamadiaries.com IT'S GOOD PRACTICEANYWAY. TOO OFTENTHEY WALK IN ON ROB AND ME IN THE BEDROOM. WOOSH! -LibensonG'nite 11/12 2011 Terri LibensonInc. AND THAT'S NOT THE MOST EMBARRASSING PART... SNORX Amy...! Can't you knock?? Why? All you two ever do is sleepanyhow. AFTER CATCHING ME DESIGNING AN ADULT E - CARD SITETHE KIDS HAVE FINALLY LEARNED TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING MY OFFICE . TAP TAP www.pajamadiaries.com IT'S GOOD PRACTICEANYWAY . TOO OFTENTHEY WALK IN ON ROB AND ME IN THE BEDROOM . WOOSH ! -LibensonG'nite 11/12 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. AND THAT'S NOT THE MOST EMBARRASSING PART ... SNORX Amy ... ! Can't you knock ?? Why ? All you two ever do is sleepanyhow .

Happy OCR: SHOWING ROB MY WEB DESIGN FOR A CARD COMPANY. How do you like it so far? These cards are pretty funny. Yeahbut do you like my design? Robmy design--? HWAH! Did you see this one with the doctor and the squirrel? BWAH HA HA! That's the most hilarious one I've seen yet! www.pajamadiaries.com Good newsEd. My focus group thought the layout was unobtrusive and totally showcased the 'cards' humor. 11/11 2011 Terri LibensonInc. n Libenson SHOWING ROB MY WEB DESIGN FOR A CARD COMPANY . How do you like it so far ? These cards are pretty funny . Yeahbut do you like my design ? Robmy design-- ? HWAH ! Did you see this one with the doctor and the squirrel ? BWAH HA HA ! That's the most hilarious one I've seen yet ! www.pajamadiaries.com Good newsEd . My focus group thought the layout was unobtrusive and totally showcased the ' cards ' humor . 11/11 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. n Libenson

Happy OCR: Mom's designing a website for dirty cards! Amyno-- Libenson NO. WAY. I'm texting everyone! Way to goMom. You're officially the coolest parent ever. Really? •blip. blip: www.pajamadiaries.com I've reached a new low. I'm awesome for perpetuating pornography. Yeah. This beats that brochure you did for pet rain gear. 11/10 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Mom's designing a website for dirty cards ! Amyno-- Libenson NO . WAY . I'm texting everyone ! Way to goMom . You're officially the coolest parent ever . Really ? • blip . blip : www.pajamadiaries.com I've reached a new low . I'm awesome for perpetuating pornography . Yeah . This beats that brochure you did for pet rain gear . 11/10 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features Syndicate

Organism OCR: AHH! JessI told you to KNOCK! GASP! There are naked people on your computer! www.pajamadiaries.com They're just cartoons. -- Okaylook I'm designing a website for a card companyand the content is a little...eroff-color. B Then why are you doing it? Libenson Wellit's a job. Besidesthe cards are kind of funny. Can I read 'em? Sure. Better yetI'll read them to you. ...over the phone. ...from my jail cell. You could just say no. 11/9 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. AHH ! JessI told you to KNOCK ! GASP ! There are naked people on your computer ! www.pajamadiaries.com They're just cartoons . -- Okaylook I'm designing a website for a card companyand the content is a little ... eroff - color . B Then why are you doing it ? Libenson Wellit's a job . Besidesthe cards are kind of funny . Can I read ' em ? Sure . Better yetI'll read them to you . ... over the phone . ... from my jail cell . You could just say no . 11/9 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features Syndicate

Happy OCR: GirlsMom has a big project this month. It means I'll have to keep the door closed while I work. I'll have to trust you to behave. Can I do that? SureMom. Great'cause if you're on your best behavior this weekwe'll reward you with a movie and ice cream. 11/8 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Libenson Cool! Positive reinforce- ment. Nice call. www.pajamadiaries.com I thought I was bribing them. Same thing. GirlsMom has a big project this month . It means I'll have to keep the door closed while I work . I'll have to trust you to behave . Can I do that ? SureMom . Great' cause if you're on your best behavior this weekwe'll reward you with a movie and ice cream . 11/8 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Libenson Cool ! Positive reinforce- ment . Nice call . www.pajamadiaries.com I thought I was bribing them . Same thing .

Art OCR: GOT A NEW WORK PROJECT. It's a big one. Client owns an independent e-card company. Wants me to redesign his website. Great! 11/7 2011 Terri LibensonInc. There's a catch. I can't let the girls in the office while I work. The cards are pretty raunchy. So keep the door closed. What if they misbehave? Or get into trouble? Jillit's time we take a big step as parents... ... Trust the kids. That's itI'm canceling the project. }) www.pajamadiaries.com GOT A NEW WORK PROJECT . It's a big one . Client owns an independent e - card company . Wants me to redesign his website . Great ! 11/7 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. There's a catch . I can't let the girls in the office while I work . The cards are pretty raunchy . So keep the door closed . What if they misbehave ? Or get into trouble ? Jillit's time we take a big step as parents ... ... Trust the kids . That's itI'm canceling the project . } ) www.pajamadiaries.com

Circle OCR: the (noun) Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON FOR SOME SUNDAY FUNTRY JILL'S SICK DAY MAD LIBS! www.pajamadiaries.com HI (name) EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS? MY KIDS ARE (adj) (LY) ILL(adj) HAVE TO (noun) IS AWAY ON BUSINESSAND I THE KIDS TO THE DOCTOR. BUT I TRY (verb) TO LOOK ON THE SIDE. I HAVE A RELIABLE (noun) (adj) SOONMOM! 11/6 BRRNNG ? Libenson I WAS S'POSED TO MEET HIM AT THE -JILL ON CALL. SHE'S ONLY BUT VERY RESPONSIBLE. (age)' AND MY FRIDGE IS STOCKED WITH COVERED! WAITIS THAT THE SOUP. TOTALLY (noun) RINGING? MY CLIENT! (noun) ! IS THAT JESS (noun) ING UPSTAIRS? I HOPE SHE DIDN'T. (verb) THE BED. OHALL OVER (verb) SPLAT HORK (funny word) (same name) ! I GOTTA (verb) HOPEFULLY THIS CENTURY! LET'S CATCH UP the ( noun ) Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON FOR SOME SUNDAY FUNTRY JILL'S SICK DAY MAD LIBS ! www.pajamadiaries.com HI ( name ) EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS ? MY KIDS ARE ( adj ) ( LY ) ILL( adj ) HAVE TO ( noun ) IS AWAY ON BUSINESSAND I THE KIDS TO THE DOCTOR . BUT I TRY ( verb ) TO LOOK ON THE SIDE . I HAVE A RELIABLE ( noun ) ( adj ) SOONMOM ! 11/6 BRRNNG ? Libenson I WAS S'POSED TO MEET HIM AT THE -JILL ON CALL . SHE'S ONLY BUT VERY RESPONSIBLE . ( age ) ' AND MY FRIDGE IS STOCKED WITH COVERED ! WAITIS THAT THE SOUP . TOTALLY ( noun ) RINGING ? MY CLIENT ! ( noun ) ! IS THAT JESS ( noun ) ING UPSTAIRS ? I HOPE SHE DIDN'T . ( verb ) THE BED . OHALL OVER ( verb ) SPLAT HORK ( funny word ) ( same name ) ! I GOTTA ( verb ) HOPEFULLY THIS CENTURY ! LET'S CATCH UP

Humour OCR: www.pajamadiaries.com THE PARENTS' GLOSSARY OF TERMS: "JOBCATION" WHEN YOUR WEEKEND IS SO JAM-PACKEDGOING BACK TO WORK SEEMS LIKE A HOLIDAY. Gymnasticsplay date. birthday party. 11/5 2011 Terri LibensonInc. •Libenson ...now for Sunday. IT www.pajamadiaries.com THE PARENTS ' GLOSSARY OF TERMS : " JOBCATION " WHEN YOUR WEEKEND IS SO JAM - PACKEDGOING BACK TO WORK SEEMS LIKE A HOLIDAY . Gymnasticsart classbirthday partybirthday partyplay date . birthday party . 11/5 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. • Libenson ... now for Sunday . IT

Adaptation OCR: Libenson ? Bleghthat music is so offensive. BA-BOOM Ti-BOOM YOHOMIES! BabyOOH! BabyHOS! = BOOM-Ti-BOOM BOOSH BabyNoooo! I BIEBER ? 11/4 2011 Terri LibensonInc. ??? ? www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson ? Bleghthat music is so offensive . BA - BOOM Ti - BOOM YOHOMIES ! BabyOOH ! BabyHOS ! = BOOM - Ti - BOOM BOOSH BabyNoooo ! I BIEBER ? 11/4 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. ??? ? www.pajamadiaries.com

Humour OCR: I LOVE HALLOWEEN. AND NOT BECAUSE IT'S THE KIDS' FAVORITE HOLIDAY... IT'S AN EXCUSE TO HANG WITH THE NEIGHBORS. www.pajamadiar BASICALLYIT'S A GLORIFIED BLOCK PARTYWITH COSTUMES. 10/31 2011 Terri LibensonInc. ...AMONG OTHER DISGUISES. More "lemonade"? Give it upDad. We know that's beer. I LOVE HALLOWEEN . AND NOT BECAUSE IT'S THE KIDS ' FAVORITE HOLIDAY ... IT'S AN EXCUSE TO HANG WITH THE NEIGHBORS . www.pajamadiar BASICALLYIT'S A GLORIFIED BLOCK PARTYWITH COSTUMES . 10/31 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. ... AMONG OTHER DISGUISES . More " lemonade " ? Give it upDad . We know that's beer .

Fiction OCR: AWLOOK AT THAT. IT'S LIKE MY ELBOWS GREW AN EXTRA LAYER OF SKIN. (SIGH) ANOTHER BYPRODUCT OF AGING. 11/2 2011 Terri LibensonInc. STILLWHY DOES THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN? 'kaywe're crossing the street. Stay Wellat least it serves a purpose. close. Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com AWLOOK AT THAT . IT'S LIKE MY ELBOWS GREW AN EXTRA LAYER OF SKIN . ( SIGH ) ANOTHER BYPRODUCT OF AGING . 11/2 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. STILLOF ALL THINGSWHY DOES THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN ? ' kaywe're crossing the street . Stay Wellat least it serves a purpose . close . Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com

Fiction OCR: FALL IS MY FAVORITE SEASON. THE AIR IS CRISP. I FEEL ENERGIZED. PERFECT FOR JOGGING. www. I PRACTICALLY PACK A YEAR'S WORTH OF ACTIVITIES INTO THESE MONTHS. Libenson 11/1 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. ... WHICHMAKES IT MY FAMILY'S LEAST FAVORITE SEASON. Okaygang! Now we'll do a 10-mile hike in the parkgather leaves for a table arrangementand tour the haystack maze at the farmer's market! Let it snow. groaaan FALL IS MY FAVORITE SEASON . THE AIR IS CRISP . I FEEL ENERGIZED . PERFECT FOR JOGGING . www . I PRACTICALLY PACK A YEAR'S WORTH OF ACTIVITIES INTO THESE MONTHS . Libenson 11/1 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. ... WHICHMAKES IT MY FAMILY'S LEAST FAVORITE SEASON . Okaygang ! Now we'll do a 10 - mile hike in the parkgather leaves for a table arrangementand tour the haystack maze at the farmer's market ! Let it snow . groaaan

Happy OCR: www.pajamadiaries.com Hey...have you noticed that Amy hasn't been so moody lately? JESSYOU JERKHEAD! STOP STEALING MY JEWELRY! $!?! Libenson 2011 Terri Libenson 11/3 Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. Parental rule #1: NEVER jinx an upswing phase. Oops. www.pajamadiaries.com Hey ... have you noticed that Amy hasn't been so moody lately ? JESSYOU JERKHEAD ! STOP STEALING MY JEWELRY ! $ ! ? ! Libenson 2011 Terri Libenson 11/3 Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Parental rule # 1 : NEVER jinx an upswing phase . Oops .

Comics OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON my Babies! HALLOWEEN. FIRST YEAR WE'RE ALLOWING THE GIRLS TO TRICK- OR-TREAT IN THE ADJOINING NEIGHBORHOOD. BY THEMSELVES. ALONE. Don't worrythey'll be fine. Amy has her cell phone. I know. www.pajama ? Momdo we take a right or left at Elm Street? Right. Momdid you pack extra flashlight batteries? In your purse pocketremem- ber? ? MomI can't remember which house is the Roths.' 2nd on the left. Momwe're LOST! Just head back the way you came. 10/30 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. SeeI told you they could do it alone. Define "alone." 04 the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON my Babies ! HALLOWEEN . FIRST YEAR WE'RE ALLOWING THE GIRLS TO TRICK- OR - TREAT IN THE ADJOINING NEIGHBORHOOD . BY THEMSELVES . ALONE . Don't worrythey'll be fine . Amy has her cell phone . I know . www.pajama ? Momdo we take a right or left at Elm Street ? Right . Momdid you pack extra flashlight batteries ? In your purse pocketremem- ber ? ? MomI can't remember which house is the Roths . ' 2nd on the left . Momwe're LOST ! Just head back the way you came . 10/30 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. SeeI told you they could do it alone . Define " alone . " 04

Parallel OCR: THE GIRLS ARE IN CONSTANT COMPETITION WITH ONE ANOTHER. I don't know how to deal with this. You have to let them work it outJill. MILI Libenson 10/29 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Wellit's hard. I never went through this growing up. My brother was so much olderhe was out of the house by the time I was seven. www.pajamadiaries.com If only I had the wisdom and experience of round-the-clock emotional torture. Heywe'll always have each other. THE GIRLS ARE IN CONSTANT COMPETITION WITH ONE ANOTHER . I don't know how to deal with this . You have to let them work it outJill . MILI Libenson 10/29 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Wellit's hard . I never went through this growing up . My brother was so much olderhe was out of the house by the time I was seven . www.pajamadiaries.com If only I had the wisdom and experience of round - the - clock emotional torture . Heywe'll always have each other .

Transport OCR: Museum of Antiquities I guess it had to start somewhere. BURIAL RELICS ? HUNTING ARTIFACTS JUNK FOUND UNDER BEDS 0 13 10/28 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson . Museum of Antiquities I guess it had to start somewhere . BURIAL RELICS ? HUNTING ARTIFACTS JUNK FOUND UNDER BEDS 0 13 10/28 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson .

Fiction OCR: ONE OF MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES IS A WASTEFUL MEETING. chat chat gossip um 10/27 2011 Terri LibensonInc. MY TIME IS PRECIOUS. I DON'T HAVE A SPARE HALF HOUR TO SIT AND CHITCHAT. I NEED IT FOR PRACTICAL THINGSAND SPENDING TIME WITH THE KIDS. www.pajamadiaries.com ORALL THREE AT ONCE. Send me the edits and I'll send the new pdf. Jess -- stop kicking my seat! Libenson ONE OF MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES IS A WASTEFUL MEETING . chat chat gossip um 10/27 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. MY TIME IS PRECIOUS . I DON'T HAVE A SPARE HALF HOUR TO SIT AND CHITCHAT . I NEED IT FOR PRACTICAL THINGSLIKE WORKINGAND SPENDING TIME WITH THE KIDS . www.pajamadiaries.com ORAS USUALALL THREE AT ONCE . Send me the edits and I'll send the new pdf . Jess -- stop kicking my seat ! Libenson

Circle OCR: 10/26 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. sticky fooddry floor zen JILL'S EXCEPTIONS TO THE 5-SECOND RULE: dry foodsticky floor food indistinguishable from older crumbs food you're not sure was food in the first place Libenson chewed-up food 6 ?? AD Eh. You're too tired to care. meh. www.pajamadiaries.com 10/26 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. sticky fooddry floor zen JILL'S EXCEPTIONS TO THE 5 - SECOND RULE : dry foodsticky floor food indistinguishable from older crumbs food you're not sure was food in the first place Libenson chewed - up food 6 ?? AD Eh . You're too tired to care . meh . www.pajamadiaries.com

Fiction OCR: JESS IS TURNING 9. WE AGREED TO LET HER CHOOSE A FRIEND TO SLEEP OVER AFTER HER BIRTHDAY PARTY. MomI decided to invite my BFFto stay over. I thought Alexa was your BFF. 10/25 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. NoAlexa is Kylie's BFF nowso she's just my BF. Rachel's my BFF. Ashley and Eliana are my FFS'cause they're not BFSbut we still play together. SeeI invited all my bestiesand BFF to the partybut only my BFF gets to stay over. I've never been more confused. Seriously! How did Rachel get demoted from BFFL? Libenson Sweet JESS IS TURNING 9 . WE AGREED TO LET HER CHOOSE A FRIEND TO SLEEP OVER AFTER HER BIRTHDAY PARTY . MomI decided to invite my BFFto stay over . I thought Alexa was your BFF . 10/25 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. NoAlexa is Kylie's BFF nowso she's just my BF . Rachel's my BFF . Ashley and Eliana are my FFS' cause they're not BFSbut we still play together . SeeI invited all my bestiesand BFF to the partybut only my BFF gets to stay over . I've never been more confused . Seriously ! How did Rachel get demoted from BFFL ? Libenson Sweet

Pleased OCR: Really? You made a list of details for Rob in case of your untimely death?? (snort) That thing must read like a novel. Har 10/24 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Libenson LookRob's a great parentbut he's clueless to everyday detailslike signing tests... packing water bottles... I'm afraid the kids would be forgetful or Rob would get over- whelmed. OR they'd adjustand help each other along the way. Maybe they'd mature faster and become independent and capable. www.pajamadiaries.com Is that your subtle way of calling me an enabler? No way. I don't insult the dead. Really ? You made a list of details for Rob in case of your untimely death ?? ( snort ) That thing must read like a novel . Har 10/24 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Libenson LookRob's a great parentbut he's clueless to everyday detailslike signing tests ... packing water bottles ... I'm afraid the kids would be forgetful or Rob would get over- whelmed . OR they'd adjustand help each other along the way . Maybe they'd mature faster and become independent and capable . www.pajamadiaries.com Is that your subtle way of calling me an enabler ? No way . I don't insult the dead .

Fiction OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON COSTCO V V www.pajamadiaries.com 2011 Terri LibensonInc. I'd like to see something in long sleeves. 10/23 SALE the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON COSTCO V V www.pajamadiaries.com 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. I'd like to see something in long sleeves . 10/23 SALE

Conversation OCR: NANCI'S GETTING MARRIED SOON. So... 3 months left. Are you ready? I've never been more ready. I love David. The kids love himtoo. He's practically living in our house. 10/22 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Thinking about itgetting married is just a formality. I'm doing it mainly for the kids. And the gift registry...? Yeahthat's for me. Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com NANCI'S GETTING MARRIED SOON . So ... 3 months left . Are you ready ? I've never been more ready . I love David . The kids love himtoo . He's practically living in our house . 10/22 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Thinking about itgetting married is just a formality . I'm doing it mainly for the kids . And the gift registry ... ? Yeahthat's for me . Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com

Conversation OCR: ROB'S HYPOTHETICAL INSTRUCTION LIST…..IN CASE THE WORST HAPPENS. It's overwhelming. A little delegation is in order. I can handle school stuffbut my mom can cover shopping. ActuallyI suggested your mom for shoesand Nanci for accessories. For dressier eventsyou'd consult Perfectville. www.pajamadiaries.com So your last dying wish would be to spearhead a band of personal shoppers? I call it my "dream team." 10/21 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. ROB'S HYPOTHETICAL INSTRUCTION LIST … ..IN CASE THE WORST HAPPENS . It's overwhelming . A little delegation is in order . I can handle school stuffbut my mom can cover shopping . ActuallyI suggested your mom for shoesLisa for outfitsand Nanci for accessories . For dressier eventsyou'd consult Perfectville . www.pajamadiaries.com So your last dying wish would be to spearhead a band of personal shoppers ? I call it my " dream team . " 10/21 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features Syndicate

Parallel OCR: A LIST OF THINGS ROB SHOULD KNOW IF I EVER KICK IT (HYPOTHETICALLY): "Chapter 1: Clothing. Amy only wears cotton shirtsbut not the stretchy kindand NO mock turtlenecks. Jess doesn't do jeans unless they're jeggingsand only in capris. She hates flowers -- peace signs only." Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com This category goes on for six pages?? Isn't this a little excessive? I take it you haven't read "Appendix B: Poly blends and meltdowns"? What's rayonand why does it give Jess hives? flip 10/20 2011 Terri LibensonInc. A LIST OF THINGS ROB SHOULD KNOW IF I EVER KICK IT ( HYPOTHETICALLY ) : " Chapter 1 : Clothing . Amy only wears cotton shirtsbut not the stretchy kindand NO mock turtlenecks . Jess doesn't do jeans unless they're jeggingsand only in capris . She hates flowers -- peace signs only . " Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com This category goes on for six pages ?? Isn't this a little excessive ? I take it you haven't read " Appendix B : Poly blends and meltdowns " ? What's rayonand why does it give Jess hives ? flip 10/20 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features Syndicate

Rectangle OCR: CHATTING WITH PERFECTVILLE. A contingency listhmm? I made one myself. Really? 10/19 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Sure! Men have great skillsbut we women are the detail keepers. In factI made a template. You can borrow it. A...a template? It's...um...detailed. Just ignore certain chapterslike "Whom You Can Remarry & Whom I Wouldn't Let Touch My Silk Sheets With a 10-Foot Pole." Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com CHATTING WITH PERFECTVILLE . A contingency listhmm ? I made one myself . Really ? 10/19 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Sure ! Men have great skillsbut we women are the detail keepers . In factI made a template . You can borrow it . A ... a template ? It's ... um ... detailed . Just ignore certain chapterslike " Whom You Can Remarry & Whom I Wouldn't Let Touch My Silk Sheets With a 10 - Foot Pole . " Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com

Happy OCR: JUST RETURNED FROM COFFEE WITH THE LADIES. HoneyI had a conversation with my friendswhich got me thinking. We have regular and living wills... ...but what about a practicality plan...for each other? All the kids' details: schoolactivities... I thought it might help to compile a list of these things ...in case some- thing happens to me. Actuallythat's a good idea. And you could make me a list. Stuff you normally deal with: fixing the computeret cetera... That "et cetera" could fill an entire journal. 66 So could "a trip to the mall with preteens." Libenson JUST RETURNED FROM COFFEE WITH THE LADIES . HoneyI had a conversation with my friendswhich got me thinking . We have regular and living wills ... ... but what about a practicality plan ... for each other ? All the kids ' details : schoolactivities ... I thought it might help to compile a list of these things ... in case some- thing happens to me . Actuallythat's a good idea . And you could make me a list . Stuff you normally deal with : fixing the computerchoosing stockset cetera ... That " et cetera " could fill an entire journal . 66 So could " a trip to the mall with preteens . " Libenson

Happy OCR: Libenson I had a cold and slept in. Joe sent the kids to school without jacketsor backpacks. Whenever Carl has the twinsthey return looking like refugees. He doesn't care if they ever pick up a comb. (giggle) Ahthey mean well. I think women are just naturally better multitaskers. 10/17 www.pajamadiaries.com True. Rob...he's very linear. He can't process 20 things at once like I can. 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Honeythe other day you emailed Jess's teacher a 500-meg design and brought your client a boxed lunch with a note: "Hugs & kissesXOXO." Yeahwell... he liked that note. Libenson I had a cold and slept in . Joe sent the kids to school without jacketsor backpacks . Whenever Carl has the twinsthey return looking like refugees . He doesn't care if they ever pick up a comb . ( giggle ) Ahthey mean well . I think women are just naturally better multitaskers . 10/17 www.pajamadiaries.com True . Rob ... he's very linear . He can't process 20 things at once like I can . 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Honeythe other day you emailed Jess's teacher a 500 - meg design and brought your client a boxed lunch with a note : " Hugs & kissesXOXO . " Yeahwell ... he liked that note .

Art OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON 10/16 2011 Terri Libenson What were you doing for the last half hour? Scrubba scrubba 00 00 vrmmmm Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. Getting this. 90 the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON 10/16 2011 Terri Libenson What were you doing for the last half hour ? Scrubba scrubba 00 00 vrmmmm Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Getting this . 90

Art OCR: Libenson Sohow old is your child? Celia? She's seven. Yours? 11? And you still bring ???? Jess is eight and Amy's 11. her to playgrounds? OhI encourage it. ? www.pajamadiaries.com Lucy Steinclassmate. Has her own Myspace profile. Cool t-shirt! What's S-L-U-- Point taken. 10/15 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Libenson Sohow old is your child ? Celia ? She's seven . Yours ? 11 ? And you still bring ???? Jess is eight and Amy's 11 . her to playgrounds ? OhI encourage it . ? www.pajamadiaries.com Lucy Steinclassmate . Has her own Myspace profile . Cool t - shirt ! What's S - L - U-- Point taken . 10/15 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features Syndicate

Rectangle OCR: www.pajamadiaries.com THE PARENTS' GLOSSARY OF TERMS: "CLOTHING TROUGH": NOT KNOWING WHOSE CLOTHES BELONG TO WHOMAND SIMPLY SHARING OUT OF ONE GIANT DRAWER. 10/14 2011 Terri LibensonInc. socks t-shirts panties (not rec- ommended) •Libensonwww.pajamadiaries.com THE PARENTS ' GLOSSARY OF TERMS : " CLOTHING TROUGH " : NOT KNOWING WHOSE CLOTHES BELONG TO WHOMAND SIMPLY SHARING OUT OF ONE GIANT DRAWER . 10/14 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. socks t - shirts panties ( not rec- ommended ) • Libenson

Comics OCR: Pen I REMEMBER SNEAKING BEHIND MY FAMILY'S BACK FOR ILLICIT MOVIESDRINKS yup AND DATES. Door locked? 8 DURAN Dunn VCR 2011 Terri Libenson GRANTEDTHAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO... Libenson 10/13 Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. ...BUT SOME THINGS COME FULL CIRCLE. RAP RAP MOMwhy can't WE watch a movietoo? Are you eating and drink- ing in bed?? Door locked? yup Pen I REMEMBER SNEAKING BEHIND MY FAMILY'S BACK FOR ILLICIT MOVIESDRINKS yup AND DATES . Door locked ? 8 DURAN Dunn VCR 2011 Terri Libenson GRANTEDTHAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO ... Libenson 10/13 Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. ... BUT SOME THINGS COME FULL CIRCLE . RAP RAP MOMwhy can't WE watch a movietoo ? Are you eating and drink- ing in bed ?? Door locked ? yup

Social group OCR: Libenson "FHB"? What's that? My Internet acronym: "Formerly Hot Babe." Why do you do that? You're still a hot babe. Awthanks. OkayI'll think of a new one. 10/12 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. How's Er...what's that this? stand for? tak tap tak "Still A Doll." www.pajamadiaries.com Oh. You're the only one I know who can elevate and belittle herself at the same time. Libenson " FHB " ? What's that ? My Internet acronym : " Formerly Hot Babe . " Why do you do that ? You're still a hot babe . Awthanks . OkayI'll think of a new one . 10/12 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. How's Er ... what's that this ? stand for ? tak tap tak " Still A Doll . " www.pajamadiaries.com Oh . You're the only one I know who can elevate and belittle herself at the same time .

Gesture OCR: 10/11 2011 Terri Libenson MY BUSINESS IS ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION. Any websites you Colors you connect with? dislike? What's your ultimate goal? IN ORDER TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMERI ASK LOTS OF PROBING QUESTIONS. MY CLIENTS USUALLY APPRECIATE THIS APPROACH. ThanksJill. You're so thorough. Just my job. B) Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. ...UNLIKE MY KIDS. What's your science test on? Chemical reactions? Can I help you with-- www.pajamadiaries.com STOP! Libenson 10/11 2011 Terri Libenson MY BUSINESS IS ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION . Any websites you Colors you connect with ? dislike ? What's your ultimate goal ? IN ORDER TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMERI ASK LOTS OF PROBING QUESTIONS . MY CLIENTS USUALLY APPRECIATE THIS APPROACH . ThanksJill . You're so thorough . Just my job . B ) Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. ... UNLIKE MY KIDS . What's your science test on ? Chemical reactions ? Can I help you with-- www.pajamadiaries.com STOP ! Libenson

Comic book OCR: •Libenson EFFECTIVE FOR LITTLE KIDS: "GOOD COP/BAD COP" GO TO BED NOW! AwDaddy just wants you to be rested for your big day at the park. SMOOCH 10/10 2011 Terri LibensonInc. EFFECTIVE FOR PRETEENS: “GOOD COP/HUMILIATING COP" Better get some shuteyekiddo. -- Or you can stay up with us and watch home videos. Look your first bath. And there's that little floating piece of poo! wink • Libenson EFFECTIVE FOR LITTLE KIDS : " GOOD COP / BAD COP " GO TO BED NOW ! AwDaddy just wants you to be rested for your big day at the park . SMOOCH 10/10 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. EFFECTIVE FOR PRETEENS : “ GOOD COP / HUMILIATING COP " Better get some shuteyekiddo . -- Or you can stay up with us and watch home videos . Look your first bath . And there's that little floating piece of poo ! wink

Dishware OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON Hey FerbI know what we're gonna do today! 655 ON THE ROAD? MISS THOSE PRECIOUS FIRST FAMILY MOMENTS OF THE DAY? NO FEARIT'S HAMMACHER SCHLEMMER'S® TRAVEL ALARM FOR PARENTS! ...WITH AN ARRAY OF FAMILIAR SOUNDS Bickering! Whining! TO START YOUR DAY! Clanking dishes! C •AM PM B 6:48 10000 ALARM • ON OFF © 10/9 2011 Terri LibensonDist. By King F SyndicateBONUS FEATURES*: A EXTRA-BRIGHT DISPLAY! VOLUME (SIMULATES THAT HALL LIGHT THE KIDS Cartoons! TURN ON AT 5 A.M.) B GRADUAL WAKE! POKES YOU UNTIL YOU GET UP. C AMBIENT SMELLS! CHOOSE FROM: BURNT BAGELloud excruciating OR CLOGGED TOILET *EXCLUDES SNOOZE ALARM (SERIOUSLYWHAT KID LETS YOU SLEEP IN?) Libenson A SMALL MECHANICAL FINGER INTERMITTENTLY 0000 the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON Hey FerbI know what we're gonna do today ! 655 ON THE ROAD ? MISS THOSE PRECIOUS FIRST FAMILY MOMENTS OF THE DAY ? NO FEARIT'S HAMMACHER SCHLEMMER'S® TRAVEL ALARM FOR PARENTS ! ... WITH AN ARRAY OF FAMILIAR SOUNDS Bickering ! Whining ! TO START YOUR DAY ! Clanking dishes ! C • AM PM B 6:48 10000 ALARM • ON OFF © 10/9 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King F SyndicateBONUS FEATURES * : A EXTRA - BRIGHT DISPLAY ! VOLUME ( SIMULATES THAT HALL LIGHT THE KIDS Cartoons ! TURN ON AT 5 A.M. ) B GRADUAL WAKE ! POKES YOU UNTIL YOU GET UP . C AMBIENT SMELLS ! CHOOSE FROM : BURNT BAGELSPILLED MILKloud excruciating OR CLOGGED TOILET * EXCLUDES SNOOZE ALARM ( SERIOUSLYWHAT KID LETS YOU SLEEP IN ? ) Libenson A SMALL MECHANICAL FINGER INTERMITTENTLY 0000

Parallel OCR: YOM KIPPUR. INVITED ROB'S GRANDMA SOPHIE TO OUR “BREAK-THE-FAST." Happy sundowndarling. I brought my famous herring. ThanksGrandma! 10/8 2011 Terri Libenson And what did you make? Ohand whitefish spread. From scratch? Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. of course. Come have a taste. I'm impresseddarling. Delicious! I owe you. Please. I'm getting verklempt. Libenson YOM KIPPUR . INVITED ROB'S GRANDMA SOPHIE TO OUR “ BREAK - THE - FAST . " Happy sundowndarling . I brought my famous herring . ThanksGrandma ! 10/8 2011 Terri Libenson And what did you make ? Ohnoodle kugelblintz souffléand whitefish spread . From scratch ? Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. of course . Come have a taste . I'm impresseddarling . Delicious ! I owe you . Please . I'm getting verklempt . Libenson

Parallel OCR: PICKING UP THE GIRLS AT LISA'S. Thanks for watching the kiddos last night. Perfect! Bliss! Anytime. How was your anni- versary night? Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com Romance asideit was the best night's sleep I ever got. A night away from the kids will do that. 10/7 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Nothat's not it. The bed was so softit muffled Rob's snoring. PICKING UP THE GIRLS AT LISA'S . Thanks for watching the kiddos last night . Perfect ! Bliss ! Anytime . How was your anni- versary night ? Libenson www.pajamadiaries.com Romance asideit was the best night's sleep I ever got . A night away from the kids will do that . 10/7 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Nothat's not it . The bed was so softit muffled Rob's snoring .

Line OCR: You brought our wedding album? Surprise! P 10/6 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Look at us! Oh my-- (gasp) giggle Honeyyou're still just as young and beautiful. And you're just as fit and handsome. 15 years of wedded delusion. Ain't it grand? www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson You brought our wedding album ? Surprise ! P 10/6 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Look at us ! Oh my-- ( gasp ) giggle Honeyyou're still just as young and beautiful . And you're just as fit and handsome . 15 years of wedded delusion . Ain't it grand ? www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson

Tableware OCR: Libenson CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY. A toast to us. The time has really flown. But we're still that same happening couple from 15 years ago. You bet! 10/5 2011 Terri LibensonInc. www.pajamadiaries.com Soyou wanna go upstairs? We'd better. I've got 10 minutes tops before that sip of wine puts wink me out. Libenson CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY . A toast to us . The time has really flown . But we're still that same happening couple from 15 years ago . You bet ! 10/5 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. www.pajamadiaries.com Soyou wanna go upstairs ? We'd better . I've got 10 minutes tops before that sip of wine puts wink me out .

Parallel OCR: CELEBRATING OUR 15-YEAR ANNIVERSARY AT THE INN WHERE WE MARRIED. ? This place hasn't changed a bit. Beautiful! Libenson © 2011 Terri LibensonI Rob! Our room overlooks the grounds where the ceremony was held. See? There's the trellis where the rabbi stood. There's the garden where we had the reception... 10/4 www.pajamadiaries.com (gasp) And there's the courtyard where Uncle Bruce drank too many mimosas and punched the photographer! Good times. B CELEBRATING OUR 15 - YEAR ANNIVERSARY AT THE INN WHERE WE MARRIED . ? This place hasn't changed a bit . Beautiful ! Libenson © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateI Rob ! Our room overlooks the grounds where the ceremony was held . See ? There's the trellis where the rabbi stood . There's the garden where we had the reception ... 10/4 www.pajamadiaries.com ( gasp ) And there's the courtyard where Uncle Bruce drank too many mimosas and punched the photographer ! Good times . B

Comics OCR: FOR OUR 15-YEAR ANNIVERSARYROB AND I ARE SPENDING THE NIGHT AT THE INN WHERE WE MARRIED. Okaythe kids are at Lisa's. Our bags are packed. We're all set. Finally! Just you and me. A whole night of romance and togetherness. www.pajamadiaries.com OopsI almost forgot. What's that? 10/3 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Just some work I have to finish in the car. FOR OUR 15 - YEAR ANNIVERSARYROB AND I ARE SPENDING THE NIGHT AT THE INN WHERE WE MARRIED . Okaythe kids are at Lisa's . Our bags are packed . We're all set . Finally ! Just you and me . A whole night of romance and togetherness . www.pajamadiaries.com OopsI almost forgot . What's that ? 10/3 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Just some work I have to finish in the car .

Comic book OCR: the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON If I don't meet someone in the next five minutesI'm outa here. WE'RE CELEBRATING OUR 15-YEAR ANNIVERSARY. TELLING THE KIDS HOW WE MET. We were invited to a birthday party by a mutual friend. Your friend's party? Our friend's friend. 10/2 2011 Terri LibensonInc. So you both dated other people? NoI never called the girl. I called Mom. And Mom agreed to go on a date. Libenson But I did go out with the other guy. So you two already knew each other? Nowe were both friends with the same friendbut Dad and I hadn't met. Was it your friend? Noactually it was the birthday boy. But it didn't work out. AlsoMom neglected to mention she once dated our mutual friend. So we saw each other at the party. And liked each other. But your dad also asked out another girl. And another guy asked me out. www.pajamadiaries.com The important thing to remember is that we metand fell in love. The end. That's boringbut much less confusing. In many waysthe opposite of our marriage. the Pajama Diaries by TERRI LIBENSON If I don't meet someone in the next five minutesI'm outa here . WE'RE CELEBRATING OUR 15 - YEAR ANNIVERSARY . TELLING THE KIDS HOW WE MET . We were invited to a birthday party by a mutual friend . Your friend's party ? Our friend's friend . 10/2 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. So you both dated other people ? NoI never called the girl . I called Mom . And Mom agreed to go on a date . Libenson But I did go out with the other guy . So you two already knew each other ? Nowe were both friends with the same friendbut Dad and I hadn't met . Was it your friend ? Noactually it was the birthday boy . But it didn't work out . AlsoMom neglected to mention she once dated our mutual friend . So we saw each other at the party . And liked each other . But your dad also asked out another girl . And another guy asked me out . www.pajamadiaries.com The important thing to remember is that we metand fell in love . The end . That's boringbut much less confusing . In many waysthe opposite of our marriage .

Conversation OCR: OUR 15-YEAR ANNIVERSARY IS APPROACHING. How did We met at a you and birthday party. Dad meet? Libenson 2011 Terri Libenson For who? A friend of a friend. It wascomplicated. 10/1 Dist. By King Features SyndicateInc. Is it a long story? Depends who tells it. OUR 15 - YEAR ANNIVERSARY IS APPROACHING . How did We met at a you and birthday party . Dad meet ? Libenson 2011 Terri Libenson For who ? A friend of a friend . It wascomplicated . 10/1 Dist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Is it a long story ? Depends who tells it .

Human OCR: 9/30 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Libenson BABY marks stretch * + 7 www.pajamadiaries.com. 9/30 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Libenson BABY marks stretch * + 7 www.pajamadiaries.com .

Dishware OCR: Libenson ROSH HASHANAH ESSENTIALS: sweet cinnamon raisin challah kosher noodle sponge wine apples & kugel cake honey glucose meter 101 S 9/29 2011 Terri LibensonInc. www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson ROSH HASHANAH ESSENTIALS : sweet cinnamon raisin challah kosher noodle sponge wine apples & kugel cake honey glucose meter 101 S 9/29 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. www.pajamadiaries.com

Line OCR: 9/28 2011 Terri LibensonInc. clop clop clop www.pajamadiaries.com So this is what the outside looks like. Six months of back-to-back deadlines. blink blink Libenson 9/28 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. clop clop clop www.pajamadiaries.com So this is what the outside looks like . Six months of back - to - back deadlines . blink blink Libenson

Line OCR: AS A WORKING MOMI'M ALWAYS ON THE GO. I CRAVE TIME OFFBUT I END UP DOING CHORES OR RUNNING ERRANDS. www.pajamadiaries.com WHAT I NEED IS A DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION... Stay in bedread trashy magazinesand watch Lifetime. If you don't do thisyou'll die. Libenson ...WITH LOTS OF REFILLS. Alcohol? Don't operate anything heavier than a margarita shakerand you're good to go. 9/27 2011 Terri LibensonInc rrrppp AS A WORKING MOMI'M ALWAYS ON THE GO . I CRAVE TIME OFFBUT I END UP DOING CHORES OR RUNNING ERRANDS . www.pajamadiaries.com WHAT I NEED IS A DOCTOR'S PRESCRIPTION ... Stay in bedread trashy magazinesand watch Lifetime . If you don't do thisyou'll die . Libenson ... WITH LOTS OF REFILLS . Alcohol ? Don't operate anything heavier than a margarita shakerand you're good to go . 9/27 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc rrrppp

Comic book OCR: GIVEN ENOUGH REMINDERSKIDS TEND TO STOP LISTENING. Please put away your clothesJess. Jess? JESS! Libenson. SHORT OF SCREAMING OR GIVING UPI FINALLY REALIZED WHAT THEY NEED: MOTIVATION. www.pajamac es.com 9/26 I DECIDED TO REWARD THEM FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE. Do homework...check. Put homework in backpacks...check. Great job this week. As agreedhere's your allowance. 2011 Terri LibensonInc. APPARENTLYTHIS ALSO WORKS WITH SPOUSES. No work texts during dinner...check. Helped Amy with her long division...check. As agreedhalf an hour of hanky panky. Hour! You said hour. GIVEN ENOUGH REMINDERSKIDS TEND TO STOP LISTENING . Please put away your clothesJess . Jess ? JESS ! Libenson . SHORT OF SCREAMING OR GIVING UPI FINALLY REALIZED WHAT THEY NEED : MOTIVATION . www.pajamac es.com 9/26 I DECIDED TO REWARD THEM FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE . Do homework ... check . Put homework in backpacks ... check . Great job this week . As agreedhere's your allowance . 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. APPARENTLYTHIS ALSO WORKS WITH SPOUSES . No work texts during dinner ... check . Helped Amy with her long division ... check . As agreedhalf an hour of hanky panky . Hour ! You said hour .

Circle OCR: the by TERRI LIBENSON Diaries Pajama www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson Lakeview #1 AAR Bick M 9/25 2011 Terri LibensonInc. the by TERRI LIBENSON Diaries Pajama www.pajamadiaries.com Libenson Lakeview # 1 AAR Bick M 9/25 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features Syndicate

Organism OCR: These are the bras you got? Uh-huh. 9/24 © 2011 Terri LibensonInc. They're not even fancy. They look like the kind Mom wears when she exercises. Yeahbut they're comfy. Where's the laceglitter an' peace signs? These are boring. 1 What's it to youanyway? www.pajamadiaries.com How do you expect me to wear Amy's hand-me-downs when she has no taste? Libenson These are the bras you got ? Uh - huh . 9/24 © 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. They're not even fancy . They look like the kind Mom wears when she exercises . Yeahbut they're comfy . Where's the laceglitter an ' peace signs ? These are boring . 1 What's it to youanyway ? www.pajamadiaries.com How do you expect me to wear Amy's hand - me - downs when she has no taste ? Libenson

Conversation OCR: ibenson AMY'S TRYING ON TRAINING BRAS. All of these are itchy or uncomfortable. Try this stylehoney. It's like a sports bra. 9/23 2011 Terri LibensonInc. Oooit's great! Can I wear it now? Sure! Let's buy a few more to start. 2-pack or 3? 2's fine. www.pajamadiaries.com By the waywhat's up with all the tissue boxes? Is it to stuff in the bras? (SNORT) BWAHHHH Well? 2-ply or 3? ibenson AMY'S TRYING ON TRAINING BRAS . All of these are itchy or uncomfortable . Try this stylehoney . It's like a sports bra . 9/23 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. Oooit's great ! Can I wear it now ? Sure ! Let's buy a few more to start . 2 - pack or 3 ? 2's fine . www.pajamadiaries.com By the waywhat's up with all the tissue boxes ? Is it to stuff in the bras ? ( SNORT ) BWAHHHH Well ? 2 - ply or 3 ?

Art OCR: I can't believe they make padded training bras now! (tsk) That's not the worst. We used to sell training bras for young children. 9/22 2011 Terri LibensonInc. WHAT? WHY? It's the latest thing. Little girls want to be teen queens. Too many parents complainedso we pulled them. Wellthat's a relief. Kids should be kids. They're already growing up too quickly. I fully agree. Nowwhich would your daughter like to try on first: this hot pink and black lacy number or the underwire leopard print? Libenson I can't believe they make padded training bras now ! ( tsk ) That's not the worst . We used to sell training bras for young children . 9/22 2011 Terri LibensonDist . By King Features SyndicateInc. WHAT ? WHY ? It's the latest thing . Little girls want to be teen queens . Too many parents complainedso we pulled them . Wellthat's a relief . Kids should be kids . They're already growing up too quickly . I fully agree . Nowwhich would your daughter like to try on first : this hot pink and black lacy number or the underwire leopard print ? Libenson

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