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Sat, September 20, 2014

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Comic book OCR: IT'S REALLY A GREAT LOCATION FOR A TREE HOUSE. AND IT HAS GREAT VIEW POTENTIAL. "VIEW POTENTIAL"? ONCE FALL GETS HERE. .. 9-20 62014 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerDist. by King Features Syndica IT'S REALLY A GREAT LOCATION FOR A TREE HOUSE. AND IT HAS GREAT VIEW POTENTIAL. "VIEW POTENTIAL"? ONCE FALL GETS HERE. .. 9-20 62014 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerDist. by King Features Syndica
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Fri, September 19, 2014

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Font OCR: I SEE THE SUGGESTION COMPLAINED THAT BOX DIDN'T LAST LONG. SO INSTEAD OF PAYING TO HAVE IT FIXEDI'VE REPURPOSED A PIECE OF OLD EQUIPMENT FOR THE TASK. WELLYOU THAT'S A PAPER SHREDDER. THERE WAS NO SLOT IN IT. SUGGESTIONS Turbo Tem Kelley & Jeff ParkerDis I SEE THE SUGGESTION COMPLAINED THAT BOX DIDN'T LAST LONG. SO INSTEAD OF PAYING TO HAVE IT FIXEDI'VE REPURPOSED A PIECE OF OLD EQUIPMENT FOR THE TASK. WELLYOU THAT'S A PAPER SHREDDER. THERE WAS NO SLOT IN IT. SUGGESTIONS Turbo Tem Kelley & Jeff Parker
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Thu, September 18, 2014

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Line OCR: OH... INTERESTING IDEA. A SUGGESTION BOX. I'M ALWAYS OPEN TO YOUR THOUGHTS. SHOULDN'T IT HAVE A SLOT? IF THAT'S A SUGGESTIONPUT IT IN THE BOX. PARER SUGGESTIONS SUGGESTIONS dustincomics.com erDist. by King Fe OH... INTERESTING IDEA. A SUGGESTION BOX. I'M ALWAYS OPEN TO YOUR THOUGHTS. SHOULDN'T IT HAVE A SLOT? IF THAT'S A SUGGESTIONPUT IT IN THE BOX. PARER SUGGESTIONS SUGGESTIONS dustincomics.com erDist. by King Fe
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Wed, September 17, 2014

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Gesture OCR: VELLY WHAT I LIKE I'M GLAD YOU FOR EXAMPLEBEST ABOUT RECOGNIZE AMERICA ARE THEIR VALUE. OUR RIGHTS. IT'S RIGHT WE ALL HAVE THERE IN THE THE RIGHT TO DECLARATION OF "THE PURSUIT INDEPENDENCE. OF HAPPINESS." OF COURSEIN YOUR CASEIT'S NOT SO MUCH "PURSUIT"... .AS A LOW-SPEED CHASE. 0+ & Jeff Parkernc. VELLY WHAT I LIKE I'M GLAD YOU FOR EXAMPLEBEST ABOUT RECOGNIZE AMERICA ARE THEIR VALUE. OUR RIGHTS. IT'S RIGHT WE ALL HAVE THERE IN THE THE RIGHT TO DECLARATION OF "THE PURSUIT INDEPENDENCE. OF HAPPINESS." OF COURSEIN YOUR CASEIT'S NOT SO MUCH "PURSUIT"... .AS A LOW-SPEED CHASE. 0+ & Jeff ParkerDist. by King Features Syndicate
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Tue, September 16, 2014

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Gesture OCR: AAGGHH! MY PHONE FELL LIKE 6 INCHES ONTO THE TABLE AND BROKE THE SCREEN! VEILY HOW CAN A $400 ELECTRONIC DEVICE BE SO FRAGILE? IVE HAD PRINGLES TAKE HARDER HITS WITHOUT CRACKING. ustincomics.co Jetf ParkerInc AAGGHH! MY PHONE FELL LIKE 6 INCHES ONTO THE TABLE AND BROKE THE SCREEN! VEILY HOW CAN A $400 ELECTRONIC DEVICE BE SO FRAGILE? IVE HAD PRINGLES TAKE HARDER HITS WITHOUT CRACKING. ustincomics.co Jetf Parkerby King Features Syndicate
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Mon, September 15, 2014

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Happy OCR: WHO WANTS TO RECITE THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS? OKAY. ERIC. PAER Substitute TeacherMr Kutlick Subetitut Teache Mr Kud WHERE'S THE TELEPROMPTER? dustincomics.com WHO WANTS TO RECITE THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS? OKAY. ERIC. PAER Substitute TeacherMr Kutlick Subetitut Teache Mr Kud WHERE'S THE TELEPROMPTER? dustincomics.com
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Sun, September 14, 2014

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Organism OCR: THEY REALLY SHOULD MÁKE THESÉ FROZEN DESSERT BARS EXACTLY 100 CALORIES EACH. BECAUSE PEOPLE COUNT CALORIESHELEN. I COUNT CALORIES. SO WHY WOULD YOU PREFER 100 CALORIES? BECAUSE THEN YOU'D KNOW WITH CERTAINTY THAT IF YOU HAVE A STRAWBERRY AND CREAM BAR IT'S EXACTLY 100 CALORIES. BECAUSE? SO IF YOU HAVE ONE IT'S EXACTLY 70 CALORIES. ISN'T THAT BETTER? WELLLOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. .THESE ARE ONLY 70 CALORIES EACH. NOBECAUSE 100 IS MUCH EASIER TO MULTIPLY BY FIVE. ICILN PANER THEY REALLY SHOULD MÁKE THESÉ FROZEN DESSERT BARS EXACTLY 100 CALORIES EACH. BECAUSE PEOPLE COUNT CALORIESHELEN. I COUNT CALORIES. SO WHY WOULD YOU PREFER 100 CALORIES? BECAUSE THEN YOU'D KNOW WITH CERTAINTY THAT IF YOU HAVE A STRAWBERRY AND CREAM BAR IT'S EXACTLY 100 CALORIES. BECAUSE? SO IF YOU HAVE ONE IT'S EXACTLY 70 CALORIES. ISN'T THAT BETTER? WELLLOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. .THESE ARE ONLY 70 CALORIES EACH. NOBECAUSE 100 IS MUCH EASIER TO MULTIPLY BY FIVE. ICILN PANER
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Sat, September 13, 2014

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Happy OCR: KILLY RIGHT. WE THERE DON'T KEEP THEM SEEM TO BE BEHIND THE BECAUSE? ) LEFT ON THEIR OWNPEOPLE TAKE MORE THAN THEY NEED. IT'S WASTEFUL. UM... OKBUT IT'S HARD TO EAT A HOT DOG AT ALL. WITHOUT HAVING A NAPKIN AVAILABLE. I'M SORRY. NO PROBLEM PAR HERE-- TAKE TWO. ANY NAPKINS COUNTER. OUT HERE. C2014 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerInc. KILLY RIGHT. WE THERE DON'T KEEP THEM SEEM TO BE BEHIND THE BECAUSE? ) LEFT ON THEIR OWNPEOPLE TAKE MORE THAN THEY NEED. IT'S WASTEFUL. UM... OKBUT IT'S HARD TO EAT A HOT DOG AT ALL. WITHOUT HAVING A NAPKIN AVAILABLE. I'M SORRY. NO PROBLEM PAR HERE-- TAKE TWO. ANY NAPKINS COUNTER. OUT HERE. C2014 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerDist. by King Features Syndicate
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Fri, September 12, 2014

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Illustration OCR: I WAS ON THE INTERSTATE NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTIONHELEN. I WAS GOING PRETTY FAST OKAY. WHEN I REALIZED THE GUY IN THE VERY NEXT LANE-- THAT I WAS PASSING-- WAS A COP. RIGHT. AND TO BE FUNNYI WALKED BACK TO HIS CARPUT MY HANDS ON MY HIPS AND SAID"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?" WHEN WE GOT HERE BECAUSE? / THEY SAID I COULD MAKE ONE PHONE CALL. AND YOU'RE CALLING ME SO HE PULLED YOU OVER. G2014 Steva Keliley & Jaff ParkarInc I WAS ON THE INTERSTATE NOT PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTIONHELEN. I WAS GOING PRETTY FAST OKAY. WHEN I REALIZED THE GUY IN THE VERY NEXT LANE-- THAT I WAS PASSING-- WAS A COP. RIGHT. AND TO BE FUNNYI WALKED BACK TO HIS CARPUT MY HANDS ON MY HIPS AND SAID"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?" WHEN WE GOT HERE BECAUSE? / THEY SAID I COULD MAKE ONE PHONE CALL. AND YOU'RE CALLING ME SO HE PULLED YOU OVER. G2014 Steva Keliley & Jaff ParkarDist. by King Features Syndicate
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Thu, September 11, 2014

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Mode of transport OCR: GIVEN YOUR CHECKERED WORK HISTORYMAYBE WE SHOULD FIND YOU SOME UNSKILLED LABOR. SERIOUSLYI RESENT THAT. NO OFFENSE DUSTIN. "UNSKILLED" IS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH. NOT THAT. I MEANT THE "LABOR" PART. dustincomics.com 2014 Steve Kelley & Jef erDist. by King Fea GIVEN YOUR CHECKERED WORK HISTORYMAYBE WE SHOULD FIND YOU SOME UNSKILLED LABOR. SERIOUSLYSIMONE? YOU KNOWI RESENT THAT. NO OFFENSE DUSTIN. "UNSKILLED" IS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH. NOT THAT. I MEANT THE "LABOR" PART. dustincomics.com 2014 Steve Kelley & Jef erDist. by King Fea
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