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By Steve Kelley & Jeff Parker

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Thu, July 4, 2013

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Art OCR: MUST'VE BEEN A RAIN DANCE. DON'T TOSS THE FIRE- CRACKERS UNTIL I ASK THE QUESTION. So DADDID YOU EVER CELEBRATE THE 4TH OF JULY WITH A DANCE? GOT IT. DON'T THINK SO. POP POP POP dustincomics.com Dist. by King Features SyndicateInc MUST'VE BEEN A RAIN DANCE. DON'T TOSS THE FIRE- CRACKERS UNTIL I ASK THE QUESTION. So DADDID YOU EVER CELEBRATE THE 4TH OF JULY WITH A DANCE? GOT IT. DON'T THINK SO. POP POP POP dustincomics.com Dist. by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, July 3, 2013

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Animated cartoon OCR: KIIN OH MY. PRETTY BAD ELEVATED BLOOD PRESSURE? PROBLEMATIC LUNG FUNCTION? .I HAD A WE HAVE MARIJUANA ADVOCATE CARL ON THE LINE. HOW ARE THINGS SINCE KNOW POT'S YOUR MOVE TOTALLY LEGAL| SCARE A FEW TO COLORADOAND TO CARL? WELLYOU N... THERE WERE RUMORS THAT HOSTESS WOULDN'T BE MAKING TWINKIES OR DING DONGS ANYMORE. MONTHS ????. WHOAHELEN. THÀNKS FOR TAKING MY CALL. B? HONES.. KIIN OH MY. PRETTY BAD ELEVATED BLOOD PRESSURE? PROBLEMATIC LUNG FUNCTION? .I HAD A WE HAVE MARIJUANA ADVOCATE CARL ON THE LINE. HOW ARE THINGS SINCE KNOW POT'S YOUR MOVE TOTALLY LEGAL| SCARE A FEW TO COLORADOAND TO CARL? WELLYOU N... THERE WERE RUMORS THAT HOSTESS WOULDN'T BE MAKING TWINKIES OR DING DONGS ANYMORE. MONTHS ????. WHOAHELEN. THÀNKS FOR TAKING MY CALL. B? HONES..
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Tue, July 2, 2013

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Font OCR: I SWEARMAINTAINING A HEALTHY WEIGHT IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE. ESPECIALLY FOR YOUBECAUSE YOUR JOB IS S0 SEDENTARY. TRUE... BEING A LAWYER DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH TIME FOR EXERCISE. SOMETIMES THE ONLY CARDIO I GET IS RESPONDING TO EMAILS. ?? I SWEARMAINTAINING A HEALTHY WEIGHT IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE. ESPECIALLY FOR YOUBECAUSE YOUR JOB IS S0 SEDENTARY. TRUE... BEING A LAWYER DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH TIME FOR EXERCISE. SOMETIMES THE ONLY CARDIO I GET IS RESPONDING TO EMAILS. ??
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Mon, July 1, 2013

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Conversation OCR: I DON'T GET ITSIMONE... YOU WROTE HERE THAT I'M UNMOTIVATEDUNDERQUALIFIED AND UNRELIABLE. DO YOU DISPUTE ANY OF THAT? NO... BUT THEN YOU DREW A SMILEY FACE. I DIDN'T WANT YOUR WHOLE REVIEW TO BE NEGATIVE. dustincomics.com C2013 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerInc. Tewnige I DON'T GET ITSIMONE... YOU WROTE HERE THAT I'M UNMOTIVATEDUNDERQUALIFIED AND UNRELIABLE. DO YOU DISPUTE ANY OF THAT? NO... BUT THEN YOU DREW A SMILEY FACE. I DIDN'T WANT YOUR WHOLE REVIEW TO BE NEGATIVE. dustincomics.com C2013 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerDist. by King Features SyndicateInc. Tewnige
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Sun, June 30, 2013

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Sharing OCR: DID YOU KNOW THÁT SCIENTISTS NOW SAY 72 IS THE NEW 30? REALLY? HMMM... WHAT ARE YÖU DOING? A LITTLE MÄTH ON MY CELLPHONE'S CALCULATOR. HOLD ON- MY GOSHIT'S TRUE. WHAT? .AND OF COURSE THE TV RÉMOTE. LET'S SE.. ILL NEED A BAG OF CHIPSA COUPLE OF MOUNTAIN DEWS... ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTSI I'M THE NEW DÜSTIN. BECAUSE? ourta Ocuis sang DID YOU KNOW THÁT SCIENTISTS NOW SAY 72 IS THE NEW 30? REALLY? HMMM... WHAT ARE YÖU DOING? A LITTLE MÄTH ON MY CELLPHONE'S CALCULATOR. HOLD ON- MY GOSHIT'S TRUE. WHAT? .AND OF COURSE THE TV RÉMOTE. LET'S SE.. ILL NEED A BAG OF CHIPSA COUPLE OF MOUNTAIN DEWS... ACCORDING TO SCIENTISTSI I'M THE NEW DÜSTIN. BECAUSE? ourta Ocuis sang
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Sat, June 29, 2013

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Interaction OCR: I'M OFF TO SWEETHEART IT'S POURING OUTSIDE. I KNOW. I HAVE SOME MONEY I HAD PUT ASIDE FOR A RAINY DAY. KU YOU KNOWFOR ANY OTHER WOMÂN THAT WOULD ONLY BE A METAPHOR. THE MALL. 6-29 62013 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerInc. I'M OFF TO SWEETHEART IT'S POURING OUTSIDE. I KNOW. I HAVE SOME MONEY I HAD PUT ASIDE FOR A RAINY DAY. KU YOU KNOWFOR ANY OTHER WOMÂN THAT WOULD ONLY BE A METAPHOR. THE MALL. 6-29 62013 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerDist. by King Features Syndicate
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Fri, June 28, 2013

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Conversation OCR: I MEAN CEASE AND DESIST. DON'T "AID" AND "ABET" MEAN THE SAME THING? "DEFENDANT DENIES ANY ATTEMPT TO AID AND ABET THE SCHEME TO DEFRAUD RESPONDENT." "AID" AND "ABET" MEAN THE SAME THINGDAD. IT'S JUST LEGALESESON. WELLYOU SHOULD STOP DOING IT. PARER EXCUSE ME? s SyndicateInc. I MEAN CEASE AND DESIST. DON'T "AID" AND "ABET" MEAN THE SAME THING? "DEFENDANT DENIES ANY ATTEMPT TO AID AND ABET THE SCHEME TO DEFRAUD RESPONDENT." "AID" AND "ABET" MEAN THE SAME THINGDAD. IT'S JUST LEGALESESON. WELLYOU SHOULD STOP DOING IT. PARER EXCUSE ME? s Syndicate
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Thu, June 27, 2013

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Adaptation OCR: I DIDN'T REALIZE A COFFEE URN COULD DEVELOP AN ENLARGED PROSTATE... KLN I DIDN'T REALIZE A COFFEE URN COULD DEVELOP AN ENLARGED PROSTATE... KLN
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Wed, June 26, 2013

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Parallel OCR: I CAN'T BELIEVE SPELL CHECK IS ACTUALLY TRASH-TALKING ME! NO LIE.. I MADE FOUR ATTEMPTS TO TYPE "PNEUMATIC" AND EVERY TIME IT UNDERLINED WHAT I TYPED IN RED. EXCUSE ME? KIN IT'S SUPPOSED TO OFFER A SUGGESTION. A YES. THE CORRECT SPELLING OF THE WORD IT THINKS IT YOU WANT. WROTE "LOL." SUGGESTION? dustincomics.com 6-26 82013 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerInc I CAN'T BELIEVE SPELL CHECK IS ACTUALLY TRASH-TALKING ME! NO LIE.. I MADE FOUR ATTEMPTS TO TYPE "PNEUMATIC" AND EVERY TIME IT UNDERLINED WHAT I TYPED IN RED. EXCUSE ME? KIN IT'S SUPPOSED TO OFFER A SUGGESTION. A YES. THE CORRECT SPELLING OF THE WORD IT THINKS IT YOU WANT. WROTE "LOL." SUGGESTION? dustincomics.com 6-26 82013 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerDist. by King Features Syndicate
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Tue, June 25, 2013

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Animated cartoon OCR: .THEY SAY MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUALLY ABLE TO HEAR A CRYING BABY AT NIGHT. THANK YOUWELCOME TO THE PROGRAM/ HELEN. QUICK ELAINE. SO WHY ARE WOMEN TYPICALLY THE ONES WHO GET UP TO TAKE CARE OF IT? BECAUSE MEN ARE SO MUCH BETTER AT PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. QUESTION... 3 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerInc. .THEY SAY MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUALLY ABLE TO HEAR A CRYING BABY AT NIGHT. THANK YOUWELCOME TO THE PROGRAM/ HELEN. QUICK ELAINE. SO WHY ARE WOMEN TYPICALLY THE ONES WHO GET UP TO TAKE CARE OF IT? BECAUSE MEN ARE SO MUCH BETTER AT PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP. QUESTION... 3 Steve Kelley & Jeff ParkerDist. by King Features Syndicate
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