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  • Fiction OCR: ZIPPY " ORCHESTRA SEATS" BILL GRIFFIH IF you WERE A MUSICAL INSTRU- MENTMR. TOAB WHICH ONE WOULD YoU BE ? NOTHIN' LYRICAL OR LILTIN HUH? NO- THIN' THAT TRILLS OR TINKLES ? I USED TO THINK I WASA TROMBONEALL LOUD AN' SASSY-.BUT I KNOW BETTER NOW... I'LL GIVE YOU A TINKLE. OHYou'VE BEEN TO ANOTHER SELF- HELP SEMINARHAVEN'T YOU ? I FOUND OUT I'M A PICCOLOM2. TOAD! AN' MY LIFE IS NEVER GONNA BE TH'SAME AGAIN! A PICCOLOHUH? THAT'S GOTTA BE A CYMBAL FOR SOMETHING! YOU DIRTY-- A BIG BASS DRUM. 4.30 O2001 Bill Griffith World rights reserved. Distributad by King Features Syndicate ZIPPY " ORCHESTRA SEATS" BILL GRIFFIH IF you WERE A MUSICAL INSTRU- MENTMR. TOAB WHICH ONE WOULD YoU BE ? NOTHIN' LYRICAL OR LILTIN HUH? NO- THIN' THAT TRILLS OR TINKLES ? I USED TO THINK I WASA TROMBONEALL LOUD AN' SASSY-.BUT I KNOW BETTER NOW... I'LL GIVE YOU A TINKLE. OHYou'VE BEEN TO ANOTHER SELF- HELP SEMINARHAVEN'T YOU ? I FOUND OUT I'M A PICCOLOM2. TOAD! AN' MY LIFE IS NEVER GONNA BE TH'SAME AGAIN! A PICCOLOHUH? THAT'S GOTTA BE A CYMBAL FOR SOMETHING! YOU DIRTY-- A BIG BASS DRUM. 4.30 O2001 Bill Griffith World rights reserved. Distributad by King Features Syndicate

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Zippy The Pinhead

    By Bill Griffith
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  • Line OCR: YOUVE RIDDEN FOR MONTHS RAIDING TOWNS WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME? A SOREFANNY 430 C2001 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. YOUVE RIDDEN FOR MONTHS RAIDING TOWNS WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT ME? A SOREFANNY 430 C2001 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved.

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Crock

    By Bill Rechin
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  • Drawing OCR: REMORAWE'LL LEAVE SCHOOL IN A FEW WEEKS. YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO STAY HERE ANYMORE. WILL You RÉTURN TO THE SEA? I'D RATHER NOT. IF ONLY THERE WERE ANOTHER ŠOLUTION... YOUR BIRTHDAY'S COMING UPSAMANTHA. ANY IDEAS FOR A PRESENT? KNOW. HOw 'BOUT AN AQUARIUM? HAVENS MIDDLE SCHOOL 2001 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved http://www.safehavenscomic.com E-mail: BTHOLBROOK@compuserve.com REMORAWE'LL LEAVE SCHOOL IN A FEW WEEKS. YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO STAY HERE ANYMORE. WILL You RÉTURN TO THE SEA? I'D RATHER NOT. IF ONLY THERE WERE ANOTHER ŠOLUTION... YOUR BIRTHDAY'S COMING UPSAMANTHA. ANY IDEAS FOR A PRESENT? KNOW. HOw 'BOUT AN AQUARIUM? HAVENS MIDDLE SCHOOL 2001 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved http://www.safehavenscomic.com E-mail: BTHOLBROOK@compuserve.com

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Safe Havens

    By Bill Holbrook
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  • Happy OCR: ACTUALLYI TEDWE SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT OUR GARDEN. WE HAVE PLENTY OF THANK YOUMISTER GRASSHOPPERBUT SUMMER IS FASTAPPROACHING. UH-OH. I SENSE MARTHA STEWART'S WAS DEPENDING HANDS AT WORK HERE. TIMESAL. ON YOURS THIS WEEKEND. 2001 by King Foaturas SyndicaleInc. World rights rese ACTUALLYI TEDWE SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT OUR GARDEN. WE HAVE PLENTY OF THANK YOUMISTER GRASSHOPPERBUT SUMMER IS FASTAPPROACHING. UH-OH. I SENSE MARTHA STEWART'S WAS DEPENDING HANDS AT WORK HERE. TIMESAL. ON YOURS THIS WEEKEND. 2001 by King Foaturas SyndicaleInc. World rights rese

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Sally Forth

    By Francesco Marciuliano, Jim Keefe
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  • Mammal OCR: MARKONE OF OUR RANGERSS FOUND YOUR DOG ANDY AND YOUR CAT... THEY WERE LOCKED IN A DEER TRAP... ANDY IS IN BAD SHAPE AND NEAR DEATH! A WILDLIFE RANGER FOUND ANDY AND TABBY. ANDY'S CUT UP VERY BAD AND CLOSE TO DEATH! ARE THEY ALIVE? VACK I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! ELROD4-30 MARKONE OF OUR RANGERSS FOUND YOUR DOG ANDY AND YOUR CAT... THEY WERE LOCKED IN A DEER TRAP... ANDY IS IN BAD SHAPE AND NEAR DEATH! A WILDLIFE RANGER FOUND ANDY AND TABBY. ANDY'S CUT UP VERY BAD AND CLOSE TO DEATH! ARE THEY ALIVE? VACK I'LL BE RIGHT THERE! ELROD

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Mark Trail Vintage

    By Jules Rivera
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  • Fiction OCR: It's YOUR TV SET. GOOD EVENINGTHIS IS DAN RATHERWITH THE CBS EVENNG NEWS. ..IM GETTING MORE AND MORE MAIL FROM PEOFLE WHO SAY I LEAN to tHE LEFT. WELLTHATS JUST NOT TRUE. It's YOUR TV SET. GOOD EVENINGTHIS IS DAN RATHERWITH THE CBS EVENNG NEWS. ..IM GETTING MORE AND MORE MAIL FROM PEOFLE WHO SAY I LEAN to tHE LEFT. WELLTHATS JUST NOT TRUE.

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Mallard Fillmore

    By Bruce Tinsley
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  • Drawing OCR: RIIINNGO JEREMY DUNCANMASTER OF THE TWO-MINUTE VERTICAL NAP YAWN! scOTani C2001 ZITS Par RIIINNGO JEREMY DUNCANMASTER OF THE TWO-MINUTE VERTICAL NAP YAWN! scOTani C2001 ZITS Par

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Zits

    By Jerry Scott & Jim Borgman
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  • Font OCR: AT BREAKFASTREX TRIES TO REPRISE SARAH'S PERFORMANCE OF THE PREVIOUS EVENING... COME ONHONEY...TELL MOMMY WHAT YOU SAID TO DADDY LAST NIGHT! MMMMMM……..4-30 WILSON&NOAN. GIVE IT UPDOC...YOU WERE HEARING THINGS! 92001 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. YOU CAN DO ITPRINCESS... SAY "DAÄAD"...! BURP! THAT'S TELLING HIMSARAH! AT BREAKFASTREX TRIES TO REPRISE SARAH'S PERFORMANCE OF THE PREVIOUS EVENING ... COME ONHONEY ... TELL MOMMY WHAT YOU SAID TO DADDY LAST NIGHT ! MMMMMM …… ..4-30 WILSON & NOAN . GIVE IT UPDOC ... YOU WERE HEARING THINGS ! 92001 by North America SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . YOU CAN DO ITPRINCESS ... SAY " DAÄAD " ... ! BURP ! THAT'S TELLING HIMSARAH !

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Rex Morgan M.D.

    Terry Beatty
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  • Art OCR: 4-30 "I WANT TO MAKE MR. WILSON HAPPYSO I'M STAYING HOME TODAY." wwW.HANKKETCHAM.COM 4-30 "I WANT TO MAKE MR. WILSON HAPPYSO I'M STAYING HOME TODAY." wwW.HANKKETCHAM.COM

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Dennis The Menace

    By Ketcham, Hamilton & Ferdinand
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  • Cartoon OCR: AS A PERK TO OUR READERSRHYMES WITH ORANGE WILL NOW PROVIDE UP-TO-THE-MINUTE STOCK QUOTES. "OW!" SAID THE BLUE CHIPS. "HELP MEHELP ME!" SAID A ONCE-PROMINENT TECH STOCK. OTHERS REFUSED COMMENT ALTOGETHER. THE TICKER GOES BY Too FAST. HOW (NFORMATIVE. THE NEWS CAST ILARY B. PRICE 4.30 AS A PERK TO OUR READERSRHYMES WITH ORANGE WILL NOW PROVIDE UP-TO-THE-MINUTE STOCK QUOTES. "OW!" SAID THE BLUE CHIPS. "HELP MEALAN BABYHELP ME!" SAID A ONCE-PROMINENT TECH STOCK. OTHERS REFUSED COMMENT ALTOGETHER. THE TICKER GOES BY Too FAST. HOW (NFORMATIVE. THE NEWS CAST ILARY B. PRICE 4.30

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Rhymes with Orange

    By Hilary Price & Rina Piccolo
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  • Handwriting OCR: OKAY MEN... IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK! WHY NOT ? YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING ELSE ! TCHRIS BROWNE 4-30 OKAY MEN... IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK! WHY NOT ? YOU'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING ELSE ! TCHRIS BROWNE 4-30

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Hagar The Horrible

    By Chris Browne
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  • Clip art OCR: Slylock Fox is developing a drink that he hopes will help witnesses better remember and identify criminals. He must add about a cup of watera drip or two at a timeto acti- vate the formula. But if Slylock and Max were called away to attend an emergency casehow would he accomplish this while he was gone? TECTIVES PETEC Sract Fox GoosE KREASE WERER H-30 fell into the formula. Solution - Slylock put ice cubes in the funnel. As they slowly meltedthe drops Slylock Fox is developing a drink that he hopes will help witnesses better remember and identify criminals. He must add about a cup of watera drip or two at a timeto acti- vate the formula. But if Slylock and Max were called away to attend an emergency casehow would he accomplish this while he was gone? TECTIVES PETEC Sract Fox GoosE KREASE WERER H-30 fell into the formula. Solution - Slylock put ice cubes in the funnel. As they slowly meltedthe drops

    Mon, April 30, 2001

    Slylock Fox

    By Bob Weber Jr.
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