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  • Sharing OCR: IN A BENGALI VIZA IS MY NAMEWATERFRONT BAR-- MR.GILL.I'VE HEARD) BE BY NOW. AND AFTER A FEW DRINKS . MY GREATEST THAT'S SIMPLE. I CAN SHOW VOU HOW TO GET ITMR.GILL. YEAH? SHOULD ISN'T THAT GILLTHE HUNTER? YUP. ONE OF THE BEST! YOU'RE QUITE DOWN ON HIS LUCK LATELY. AN' IM SICK OE THIS WHAT'S YOUR WISH? TO GET GREATEST WISH? HAVE A SEAT. WORK HERE I AM. GREAT GUIDE BROKE. A MILLION BUCKS. A HUNTER. WILSON MCCOY 2-1 IN A BENGALI VIZA IS MY NAMEWATERFRONT BAR-- MR.GILL.I'VE HEARD) BE BY NOW. AND AFTER A FEW DRINKS . MY GREATEST THAT'S SIMPLE. I CAN SHOW VOU HOW TO GET ITMR.GILL. YEAH? SHOULD ISN'T THAT GILLTHE HUNTER? YUP. ONE OF THE BEST! YOU'RE QUITE DOWN ON HIS LUCK LATELY. AN' IM SICK OE THIS WHAT'S YOUR WISH? TO GET GREATEST WISH? HAVE A SEAT. WORK HERE I AM. GREAT GUIDE BROKE. A MILLION BUCKS. A HUNTER. WILSON MCCOY 2-1

    Mon, February 1, 1954

    The Phantom Vintage

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  • Conversation OCR: NOW LOOK AROUND YOUM'SIEU NOONAN... AND SEE THE RESULTS OF THIRTY YEARS OF ASTUTE ART COLLECTING! 2-1 J1XX 62 WITH MUCH INVENTIVENESS AND FINESSETRECHAT SHOWS OFF HIS BOGUS GALLERY... AND I PICKED UP THIS VAN GOGH IN ITALY FOR A MERE THIRTY THOUSAND INCREDIBLY CHEAP AT THE PRICE! SHORE IS A BARGAIN! TRECHAT I BEEN MEANIN' T'ASK...WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?... HOW'S ABOUT SELLIN' ME SOME O' YORE PAINTINGS? I'D GIVE YUH A GOOD PROFIT! FRANK 20133IN AH..SOONER THAN I EXPECTED! IT'S ALMOST A SHAME TO TAKE HIS MONEY SO EASILY! O NOW LOOK AROUND YOUM'SIEU NOONAN ... AND SEE THE RESULTS OF THIRTY YEARS OF ASTUTE ART COLLECTING ! 2-1 J1XX 62 WITH MUCH INVENTIVENESS AND FINESSETRECHAT SHOWS OFF HIS BOGUS GALLERY ... AND I PICKED UP THIS VAN GOGH IN ITALY FOR A MERE THIRTY THOUSAND INCREDIBLY CHEAP AT THE PRICE ! SHORE IS A BARGAIN ! TRECHAT I BEEN MEANIN ' T'ASK ... WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR ? ... HOW'S ABOUT SELLIN ' ME SOME O ' YORE PAINTINGS ? I'D GIVE YUH A GOOD PROFIT ! FRANK 20133IN AH..SOONER THAN I EXPECTED ! IT'S ALMOST A SHAME TO TAKE HIS MONEY SO EASILY ! O

    Mon, February 1, 1954

    Johnny Hazard

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  • Illustration OCR: YESI THINK BEETLE IS RIGHT OUTSIDE PLAYING FOOTBALL HE'S STILL FADING BACK WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIM ? YESHE'S THERE. BACK TO CATCH A PUNT Mier 2-1 traum SyalaurWoiti rps rened YESI THINK BEETLE IS RIGHT OUTSIDE PLAYING FOOTBALL HE'S STILL FADING BACK WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEAK TO HIM ? YESHE'S THERE. BACK TO CATCH A PUNT Mier 2-1 traum SyalaurWoiti rps rened

    Mon, February 1, 1954

    Beetle Bailey Vintage

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  • Comics Faces (5) OCR: COULD THAT BE MY HUSBAND'S PLANE CIRCLING OVERHEAD? OH... IT COULD BE ANY- ONE. BOSHALL I HAVE SAWYER MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING DANG! SAWYER'S. RIGHT! THE INSTRUMENTATION MOUNTS IN 201 WILL BREAK ITBO? / LOOSE. COUNTERMAND MY ORDER. HAVE HIM LAND AS HE SUGGESTED. HOW ABOUT RUNNING LOW ON FUEL; IN TH? ARRESTING SCOTTY! IVE GOT TO LAND THIS THING! GEAR? BUT I'M IN 201AN ARRESTED LANDING WILL BREAK LOOSE A LOT OF EXPENSIVE INSTRUMENTATION MOUNTSWOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO LAND WITH MY GOOD WHEEL ON THE RUNWAY AND MY BUM WHEEL OVER THE GRASS? AFFIRMATIVE2-1 1994World rights reervel. COULD THAT BE MY HUSBAND'S PLANE CIRCLING OVERHEAD? OH... IT COULD BE ANY- ONE. BOSHALL I HAVE SAWYER MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING DANG! SAWYER'S. RIGHT! THE INSTRUMENTATION MOUNTS IN 201 WILL BREAK ITBO? / LOOSE. COUNTERMAND MY ORDER. HAVE HIM LAND AS HE SUGGESTED. HOW ABOUT RUNNING LOW ON FUEL; IN TH? ARRESTING SCOTTY! IVE GOT TO LAND THIS THING! GEAR? BUT I'M IN 201AN ARRESTED LANDING WILL BREAK LOOSE A LOT OF EXPENSIVE INSTRUMENTATION MOUNTSWOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO LAND WITH MY GOOD WHEEL ON THE RUNWAY AND MY BUM WHEEL OVER THE GRASS? AFFIRMATIVE2-1 1994King Pentures SyndiaieWorld rights reervel.

    Mon, February 1, 1954

    Buz Sawyer

    By Roy Crane
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  • Graphics OCR: GOOD. WE'LL GO RIGHT IN. MR. TWICKAM..DESMOND...IT'S MY PRIVILEGE AND PLEASURE TO PRESENT TO YOU... ...MISS JENNY ROBBINSEVERYTHING'S AS YOU ORDERED ITMR. HASKIN. GOOD. WE'LL GO RIGHT IN. MR. TWICKAM..DESMOND...IT'S MY PRIVILEGE AND PLEASURE TO PRESENT TO YOU... ...MISS JENNY ROBBINSEVERYTHING'S AS YOU ORDERED ITMR. HASKIN.

    Mon, February 1, 1954

    Rip Kirby

    By Alex Raymond
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  • Hat OCR: OR A WILD ANIMALNOT TO BE TRUSTED WITH YOUR LIFE OR HIS SWORN WORD! IT'S A RIPE VINTAGE YEAR IVE REACHEDBEN BOLTAND NEVER THE POORER HAVE I BEEN FOR LOOKING DEEP INTO A MAN'S EYES AND DECIDING RIGHT THEN AND THERE THAT HE WAS EITHER A FINE AN'NOBLE MAN... IF YOU DION'T KNOWYOU WOULD NOT HAVE ASKED MENOW DENY THAT IF YO DARE! TOHN CULLEN AND WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDEDGRANDFATHER MORIARITY? World righes reved OR A WILD ANIMALNOT TO BE TRUSTED WITH YOUR LIFE OR HIS SWORN WORD! IT'S A RIPE VINTAGE YEAR IVE REACHEDBEN BOLTAND NEVER THE POORER HAVE I BEEN FOR LOOKING DEEP INTO A MAN'S EYES AND DECIDING RIGHT THEN AND THERE THAT HE WAS EITHER A FINE AN'NOBLE MAN... IF YOU DION'T KNOWYOU WOULD NOT HAVE ASKED MENOW DENY THAT IF YO DARE! TOHN CULLEN AND WHAT HAVE YOU DECIDEDGRANDFATHER MORIARITY? World righes reved

    Mon, February 1, 1954

    Big Ben Bolt

    By Elliot Caplin & John Cullen Murphy
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  • Fictional character OCR: HERETHIS LOOKS I'LL GET IT! BUT YOU'VE JUST GOT TO SAY YESEVE! MY BROTHER PRACTICALLY ORDERED ME TO IMPORT THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN FOR THE STATE COLLEGE WINTER WEEK END - YOU'LL BE A POSITIVE SENSATION THEREDARLING! LIKE A GOOD APARTMENT FOR YOU AND DR. DAVIS! GEEI'M DYING TO GOYOU KNOW THAT BUT...Í JUST HAVEN'T GOT THE CLOTHES FOR IT- RIN-N-NG PSSST! EVE- SAY YES! HERETHIS LOOKS I'LL GET IT! BUT YOU'VE JUST GOT TO SAY YESEVE! MY BROTHER PRACTICALLY ORDERED ME TO IMPORT THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN FOR THE STATE COLLEGE WINTER WEEK END - YOU'LL BE A POSITIVE SENSATION THEREDARLING! LIKE A GOOD APARTMENT FOR YOU AND DR. DAVIS! GEEI'M DYING TO GOYOU KNOW THAT BUT...Í JUST HAVEN'T GOT THE CLOTHES FOR IT- RIN-N-NG PSSST! EVE- SAY YES!

    Mon, February 1, 1954

    Heart Of Juliet Jones

    By Stan Drake
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  • Black-and-white OCR: MEANWHILEOUTSIDE THE GARDEN I'M GLAD HMM•HIS "IMAGINARY" I'M TAKING PLAYMATE SAVED HIS CONLEY TO) LIFEAND MINE. I'D THE CITY GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE TODAYSO HE'LL HAVE REAL PLAY- MATES. I WASN'T PAVING MUCH ATTENTION. THE GARDEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO THE GARDEN TO-OH - SAY GOOD-BYE TO MISTER MAN! BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO AWAY. I'LL NEVER SEE HERO OR DEVIL OR YOU AGAIN. WHAT! IN CHANTAN YOU HAVE TO START SCHOOL SOONAND YOU SHOULD HAVE BOYS AND GIRLS TO PLAY WITH. NOW? HIM. SAYWHERE IS CONLEYE By LEE FALK and WILSON MCCOY AND IF YOUURE A GOOD BOVAND DO JUST AS YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER SAYWE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOMEDAY. OHMISTER MAN WAS HERE. VOU JUST MISSED HIM! HMM I GUESS (LL WILL YOUWILL YOU? GOODYGOODY! WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE? OH HE'S AS TALL AS A TREE) NEVER REALLY AND STRONG AS KNOW. TEN LIONS AND HE HAS A BIG WOLF- AND- IN THE DISTANCETHE SOUND OF HORSES HOOVES *- NO SIGN OF HIM. GONE.DID I DREAM ALL THISOR DOES HE REALLY EXIST? CONLEYTELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE. WILSON 4. NEXT WEEK: NEW ADVENTURE. EceraKING FEATURES SYSDATK MEANWHILEOUTSIDE THE GARDEN I'M GLAD HMM•HIS "IMAGINARY" I'M TAKING PLAYMATE SAVED HIS CONLEY TO) LIFEAND MINE. I'D THE CITY GIVE ANYTHING TO SEE TODAYSO HE'LL HAVE REAL PLAY- MATES. I WASN'T PAVING MUCH ATTENTION. THE GARDEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO THE GARDEN TO-OH - SAY GOOD-BYE TO MISTER MAN! BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO AWAY. I'LL NEVER SEE HERO OR DEVIL OR YOU AGAIN. WHAT! IN CHANTAN YOU HAVE TO START SCHOOL SOONAND YOU SHOULD HAVE BOYS AND GIRLS TO PLAY WITH. NOW? HIM. SAYWHERE IS CONLEYE By LEE FALK and WILSON MCCOY AND IF YOUURE A GOOD BOVAND DO JUST AS YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER SAYWE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOMEDAY. OHMISTER MAN WAS HERE. VOU JUST MISSED HIM! HMM I GUESS (LL WILL YOUWILL YOU? GOODYGOODY! WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS HE? OH HE'S AS TALL AS A TREE) NEVER REALLY AND STRONG AS KNOW. TEN LIONS AND HE HAS A BIG WOLF- AND- IN THE DISTANCETHE SOUND OF HORSES HOOVES *- NO SIGN OF HIM. GONE.DID I DREAM ALL THISOR DOES HE REALLY EXIST? CONLEYTELL ME EXACTLY WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE. WILSON 4. NEXT WEEK: NEW ADVENTURE. EceraKING FEATURES SYSDATK

    Sun, January 31, 1954

    The Phantom Vintage Sundays

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  • Font OCR: BG BEN BOLT THE SUPERB SKILLS WHICH HAVE CARRIED HIM To THE CHAMPIONSHIP HAVE DESERTED THE AMNESIA- RIDDEN BEN BOLT... HE IS FLOORED BY THE WILD SWING OF FARMER MACE PETERS... IN A FLOOD OF RETURNING MEMORIESBEN BEGINS TO RELIVE THE DREADFUL EXPERENCE OF HIS ACCIDENT... by JOHNCULLEN MURPHY LIKE THE MISSING PIECES OF A JIG-SAW PUZZLETHE FORGOTTEN SEGMENTS OF BEN'S PAST BEGIN TO FALL INTO PLACE. THE MAN WHO CLIMBS TO HIS FEET IS A SWIFT-MOVINGALERT FIGHTER ...AN EXPERT AT HIS BUSINES.. GET THE NEXT COMBO READY.THIS WALTZ IS OVER... BUT GOOD! THIS IS BEN BOLTPROFESSIONAL..HIS OBJECTIVE- TO WIN FAST AND CONCLUSIVELYAS A CHAMPION SHOULD GETTING MY MEMORY BACK IS SORT OF LIKE.) BEEN THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT WELLLIVING ALL OVER AGAIN! YEAH.SO AM I LIVING! BECAUSE IF THAT BOY HAD LICKED YOU HE'D HAVE LATER.. I'D CONSIDER ITA GREAT FAVOR IF YOU'D TAKE THE WINNER'S PURSEMACE. YOU.. WELL. YOU TAUGHT ME A LOT IN THAT FIGHT. CHAMP! TO THE BOXING COMMISSION A FIGHT IS A FIGHTNO MATTER IF YOU GOT A MEMORY OR NOT ! YOU MUST BE JOSHINBEN.ANYBODY WHO CAN HIT LIKE YOU DON'T NEED NO TEACHIN' FROM A CLODHOPPER THE LIKES O' ME! HN COLLEN MOPHY 1-31 COPE AroaD GHTS RESERVED BG BEN BOLT THE SUPERB SKILLS WHICH HAVE CARRIED HIM To THE CHAMPIONSHIP HAVE DESERTED THE AMNESIA- RIDDEN BEN BOLT... HE IS FLOORED BY THE WILD SWING OF FARMER MACE PETERS... IN A FLOOD OF RETURNING MEMORIESBEN BEGINS TO RELIVE THE DREADFUL EXPERENCE OF HIS ACCIDENT... by JOHNCULLEN MURPHY LIKE THE MISSING PIECES OF A JIG-SAW PUZZLETHE FORGOTTEN SEGMENTS OF BEN'S PAST BEGIN TO FALL INTO PLACE. THE MAN WHO CLIMBS TO HIS FEET IS A SWIFT-MOVINGALERT FIGHTER ...AN EXPERT AT HIS BUSINES.. GET THE NEXT COMBO READY.THIS WALTZ IS OVER... BUT GOOD! THIS IS BEN BOLTPROFESSIONAL..HIS OBJECTIVE- TO WIN FAST AND CONCLUSIVELYAS A CHAMPION SHOULD GETTING MY MEMORY BACK IS SORT OF LIKE.) BEEN THE NEW HEAVYWEIGHT WELLLIVING ALL OVER AGAIN! YEAH.SO AM I LIVING! BECAUSE IF THAT BOY HAD LICKED YOU HE'D HAVE LATER.. I'D CONSIDER ITA GREAT FAVOR IF YOU'D TAKE THE WINNER'S PURSEMACE. YOU.. WELL. YOU TAUGHT ME A LOT IN THAT FIGHT. CHAMP! TO THE BOXING COMMISSION A FIGHT IS A FIGHTNO MATTER IF YOU GOT A MEMORY OR NOT ! YOU MUST BE JOSHINBEN.ANYBODY WHO CAN HIT LIKE YOU DON'T NEED NO TEACHIN' FROM A CLODHOPPER THE LIKES O' ME! HN COLLEN MOPHY 1-31 COPE AKING PRATURE8 BYNDICATEroaD GHTS RESERVED

    Sun, January 31, 1954

    Big Ben Bolt

    By Elliot Caplin & John Cullen Murphy
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  • Human body OCR: The UTTLE b KING O.SOGLOW (0 -31 COPR. 1864WORLD RIGHTS RESERVED. o. SOGLOW The UTTLE b KING O.SOGLOW (0 -31 COPR. 1864KING FEATURES SYNDICATEWORLD RIGHTS RESERVED. o. SOGLOW

    Sun, January 31, 1954

    The Little King

    By Otto Soglow
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  • Style OCR: LITTLE IODINE HIHENRY..) IODINE WANTED TO SEE YOUR ÓFFICE OH HILUSHWELL I HAVE TO FINISSH THIS DICTATION FOR THE BOSS HARRUMPH.. REPORT FOR FISCAL YEAR. OPERATING EXPENSES $48322. GROSS INCOME $72429. HARRUMPH! TO SUM UP WE SHOW A PROFIT OF $24107. MY HEARTIEST CONGRAT- ÜLATIONS TO YouSIR By JIMMY GOSHYOU OUGHTA BE ON TELEVISION UNCLE LUSHWELL you SOUND JUST LIKE PAPA ... HARRUMPH! REPORT FOR PHYSICAL YEAR.. OPERATION EXPENSES $98000. HARRUMPH! INCOME BY THE GROSS $2.38 .. TO SUM UP. SUBTRACT ! CONGRATULATIONSMEATHEAD! yOU SURE ARE BIG STUFFOL' BOY! THATS THE RECORD FOR MR. BIGDOME. ILL WASH UP BEFORE I TAKE IT IN.. IL BE RIGHT BACK! BE RIGHT BACKAFTER I PLAY THIS REPORT FOR J.P... HARRUMPH! YEAH ILL JUST HIDE IT AMONG ALL THE BEAUTIFUL VIEW.. QUICKTAKE THAT RECORD JUNK ON HIS OFF SO HE WON'T KNOW WE'VE BEEN PLAYING WITH HIS DICTATING MACHINE! DESK TILL HE'S GONE ..* YESINDEED! GENTLEMEN OF THE BOARDWE WILL NOW HEAR OUR FINANCIAL REPORT OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER... OF COURSE WE GUARANTEE EYERY MACHINE WE SELL... BUT WHATS WRÓNG WITH CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO MY FORMER BOSS HOW I CAN SAY ONE THING AND IT SAYS SOMETHING ELSÉ WHEN YOU PLAY IT BACK? Cope. 1934World rights reserved. LITTLE IODINE HIHENRY..) IODINE WANTED TO SEE YOUR ÓFFICE OH HILUSHWELL I HAVE TO FINISSH THIS DICTATION FOR THE BOSS HARRUMPH.. REPORT FOR FISCAL YEAR. OPERATING EXPENSES $48322. GROSS INCOME $72429. HARRUMPH! TO SUM UP WE SHOW A PROFIT OF $24107. MY HEARTIEST CONGRAT- ÜLATIONS TO YouSIR By JIMMY GOSHYOU OUGHTA BE ON TELEVISION UNCLE LUSHWELL you SOUND JUST LIKE PAPA ... HARRUMPH! REPORT FOR PHYSICAL YEAR.. OPERATION EXPENSES $98000. HARRUMPH! INCOME BY THE GROSS $2.38 .. TO SUM UP. SUBTRACT ! CONGRATULATIONSMEATHEAD! yOU SURE ARE BIG STUFFOL' BOY! THATS THE RECORD FOR MR. BIGDOME. ILL WASH UP BEFORE I TAKE IT IN.. IL BE RIGHT BACK! BE RIGHT BACKAFTER I PLAY THIS REPORT FOR J.P... HARRUMPH! YEAH ILL JUST HIDE IT AMONG ALL THE BEAUTIFUL VIEW.. QUICKTAKE THAT RECORD JUNK ON HIS OFF SO HE WON'T KNOW WE'VE BEEN PLAYING WITH HIS DICTATING MACHINE! DESK TILL HE'S GONE ..* YESINDEED! GENTLEMEN OF THE BOARDWE WILL NOW HEAR OUR FINANCIAL REPORT OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER... OF COURSE WE GUARANTEE EYERY MACHINE WE SELL... BUT WHATS WRÓNG WITH CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO MY FORMER BOSS HOW I CAN SAY ONE THING AND IT SAYS SOMETHING ELSÉ WHEN YOU PLAY IT BACK? Cope. 1934King Festures SyndicateWorld rights reserved.

    Sun, January 31, 1954

    Little Iodine Sundays

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  • Mammal OCR: Buz Mis RANCH HOUSE IS A LUSH WFIFTH AVENUE PENTHOUSE. THATS HM- CECIL DIMWITTYTHE WESTERN OI MILLIONAIRE. ECIL DIMWITTY IS A WESTERN RANCHER WHO IS G DIFFERENT. HE GREW UP AFRAID OF GUNS000 ACRES OF BRISTLING OIL DERRICKS. HIM? MOO! FEATURING HIS PAL ROSCO SWEENEY By ROY CRANE. MAIS OUI! BREAST OF GUINEA HEN STUFFED WITH TRUFFLES UNDER GLASS. AND BAKED ALASKA A LA PIERRE! BUT ALL I WISH FOR HOW ABSURDMR. DIMWITTY! I--AH---I TRUST IT WON'T BE ANY TROUBLEBUT ALL I WISH FOR DINNER THIS EVENING IS SOMETHING SIMPLE. NOTHING - ELLABORATEF YOU PLEASE. POACHED EGGS ON TOAST WILL DOWICKLIFF. WHAT! POACHED EGGS ON TOAST. SIR ? GOOD EVENING MR. DIMWITTY. DINNER IS POACHED/ PIERRE. THE MOST RENOWNED ER- AH- GOOD EVENINGWICKLIFF. BAH! ANYONE CAN ????H AN EGG! CHEF IN ALL THE WORLD. HAS CREATED FOR YOU A SUPERB DINNEREGGS ON TOAST. EH? VOU CAN COOK SMPLE THINGS? REALLY? THEN VOUNG LADV. ILL PAY YOU $200 A WEEK TO COOK FOR ME. OF COURSE THERE WILL BE THE PROBLEM OF FIRING MV FANCY HELPBUT---ER--AH--- OH A NEW COOK SO HE'S GOING T0 FIRE OH. DEAR! I DON'T DARE OFFEND THEM. HERELAUNCELOT. MEANWHILE. LUCILLE HAS COME TO THE BIG CITY TO GET A JOB. THE HAMBURGER WITH ONIONS! THIS IS THE BEST FOOD I'VE TASTED IN MONTHS. HUMPH! I DON'T WISH TO BRAGBUT YOU SHOULD TASTE MY HAMBURGERS. IS! EF YOU WANT 10 EP & COAT WEAR 'EM $200 A WEEK? MERCY SAKES! i-3 WOBLD RIGATS RESERVED Buz Mis RANCH HOUSE IS A LUSH WFIFTH AVENUE PENTHOUSE. THATS HM- CECIL DIMWITTYTHE WESTERN OI MILLIONAIRE. ECIL DIMWITTY IS A WESTERN RANCHER WHO IS G DIFFERENT. HE GREW UP AFRAID OF GUNSME INHERITED 89000 ACRES OF BRISTLING OIL DERRICKS. HIM? MOO! FEATURING HIS PAL ROSCO SWEENEY By ROY CRANE. MAIS OUI! BREAST OF GUINEA HEN STUFFED WITH TRUFFLES UNDER GLASS. AND BAKED ALASKA A LA PIERRE! BUT ALL I WISH FOR HOW ABSURDMR. DIMWITTY! I--AH---I TRUST IT WON'T BE ANY TROUBLEBUT ALL I WISH FOR DINNER THIS EVENING IS SOMETHING SIMPLE. NOTHING - ELLABORATEF YOU PLEASE. POACHED EGGS ON TOAST WILL DOWICKLIFF. WHAT! POACHED EGGS ON TOAST. SIR ? GOOD EVENING MR. DIMWITTY. DINNER IS POACHED/ PIERRE. THE MOST RENOWNED ER- AH- GOOD EVENINGWICKLIFF. BAH! ANYONE CAN ????H AN EGG! CHEF IN ALL THE WORLD. HAS CREATED FOR YOU A SUPERB DINNEREGGS ON TOAST. EH? VOU CAN COOK SMPLE THINGS? REALLY? THEN VOUNG LADV. ILL PAY YOU $200 A WEEK TO COOK FOR ME. OF COURSE THERE WILL BE THE PROBLEM OF FIRING MV FANCY HELPBUT---ER--AH--- OH A NEW COOK SO HE'S GOING T0 FIRE OH. DEAR! I DON'T DARE OFFEND THEM. HERELAUNCELOT. MEANWHILE. LUCILLE HAS COME TO THE BIG CITY TO GET A JOB. THE HAMBURGER WITH ONIONS! THIS IS THE BEST FOOD I'VE TASTED IN MONTHS. HUMPH! I DON'T WISH TO BRAGBUT YOU SHOULD TASTE MY HAMBURGERS. IS! EF YOU WANT 10 EP & COAT WEAR 'EM $200 A WEEK? MERCY SAKES! i-3 WOBLD RIGATS RESERVED

    Sun, January 31, 1954

    Buz Sawyer

    By Roy Crane
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