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  • Jaw OCR: Buz SAUyer AND WHO ARE YOU? OHHELLO! IM LUCILLE SWEENEVTHE NEW COOK. OHDEAR ME! ALL I KNOW IS THAT MR. DIMWITTY HIRED LAST NIGHT- AND SAID HE WANTED FRIED HAM AND EGGS FOR BREAKFAST. PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOUTHAT PIERRE. THE WORLD-RENOWNED CHEFIS UNDER TEN-VEAR CONTRACT TO COOK FOR MR. DIMWITTY. (OUT OF MY KITCHENAM ZE GHEF HERE! OH DEAR! FEATURING HIS PAL ROSCO SWEENEY By ROY CRANE - OUT. CERTAINLYYOU DO NOT INTEND TO DISCHARGE THE GREAT PIERRE! WELL ERUH- YOU SEE1-UH- I JUST WANTED PLAIN HAM AND EGGSFRIED. ZAT EEZ EXACTLY WAT I AVE CREATED FOR YOU- CREAMED EGGS WIZ ZE HAM SAUTEED IN CHAMPAGNE SAUCE A LA PIERRE. I WILL NOT GO! NEVAIR! BUT UNLESS ZAT FEMALE SCRAM OUT OF MY KITCHENI'LL BUT DON'T YOU SEE? I WANTED JUST PLAIN HAM AND- AND WHAT HAVE ? YOU! I TELL IT IS UNTHINKABLE! ANOTHER UPROAR? MERCY SAKES! GET OUT! THERE. DARLING! DID I MAKE EVERVONE HAPPY LATER BLOCKHEAD! WE MAY LOSE MILLIONS! I WILL NOT ALL I WANT IS DIMWITTY STAND FOR JUST PLAIN HAM AND A NEW EGGS. WHAT WOULD I EVER DO WITHOUT A SECRETARY LIKE YOUTO SOLVE THESE ENDLESS PROBLEMS ? ABSURDOUR MY EYE! MR. OF COURSEPIERRE... THE FINEST IN THE IT! I PIERREWORLD! BUT EVEN IF M'SIEUR DIMWITTYy HIRES A HUNDRED COOKSYOU ARE STILL THE HEAD COOKNOW GO ENOUGH OF THIS! WAT IF OLD DIMWIT MARRY ZE NEW COOK INSTEAD OF YOUYES? THAT IS ABSURD. PLANS ARE CONFRONT WIZ THERE IS NO NEED FOR ALARMHAS HIRED AM ZE FRIENDS ON THE COOK! GHEFO DANGER! / SURFACEWE WILL APPEAR TO WELCOME HER: ON THE SLYWE WILL DUIN HER. COFR. IM. KIN FEAT A D Buz SAUyer AND WHO ARE YOU? OHHELLO! IM LUCILLE SWEENEVTHE NEW COOK. OHDEAR ME! ALL I KNOW IS THAT MR. DIMWITTY HIRED LAST NIGHT- AND SAID HE WANTED FRIED HAM AND EGGS FOR BREAKFAST. PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOUTHAT PIERRE. THE WORLD-RENOWNED CHEFIS UNDER TEN-VEAR CONTRACT TO COOK FOR MR. DIMWITTY. (OUT OF MY KITCHENWOMAN! 1. PIERREAM ZE GHEF HERE! OH DEAR! FEATURING HIS PAL ROSCO SWEENEY By ROY CRANE - OUT. CERTAINLYYOU DO NOT INTEND TO DISCHARGE THE GREAT PIERRE! WELL ERUH- YOU SEE1-UH- I JUST WANTED PLAIN HAM AND EGGSFRIED. ZAT EEZ EXACTLY WAT I AVE CREATED FOR YOU- CREAMED EGGS WIZ ZE HAM SAUTEED IN CHAMPAGNE SAUCE A LA PIERRE. I WILL NOT GO! NEVAIR! BUT UNLESS ZAT FEMALE SCRAM OUT OF MY KITCHENI'LL BUT DON'T YOU SEE? I WANTED JUST PLAIN HAM AND- AND WHAT HAVE ? YOU ! I TELL IT IS UNTHINKABLE! ANOTHER UPROAR? MERCY SAKES! GET OUT! THERE. DARLING! DID I MAKE EVERVONE HAPPY LATER BLOCKHEAD! WE MAY LOSE MILLIONS! I WILL NOT ALL I WANT IS DIMWITTY STAND FOR JUST PLAIN HAM AND A NEW EGGS. WHAT WOULD I EVER DO WITHOUT A SECRETARY LIKE YOUTO SOLVE THESE ENDLESS PROBLEMS ? ABSURDOUR MY EYE! MR. OF COURSEPIERRE... THE FINEST IN THE IT! I PIERREWORLD! BUT EVEN IF M'SIEUR DIMWITTYy HIRES A HUNDRED COOKSYOU ARE STILL THE HEAD COOKNOW GO ENOUGH OF THIS! WAT IF OLD DIMWIT MARRY ZE NEW COOK INSTEAD OF YOUYES? THAT IS ABSURD. PLANS ARE CONFRONT WIZ THERE IS NO NEED FOR ALARMHAS HIRED AM ZE FRIENDS ON THE COOK! GHEFO DANGER! / SURFACEWE WILL APPEAR TO WELCOME HER: ON THE SLYWE WILL DUIN HER. COFR. IM. KIN FEAT A D

    Sun, February 7, 1954

    Buz Sawyer

    By Roy Crane
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  • Drawing OCR: THEN BO AND SCOTTY ARE POUNDING HIM ON THE BACKSHOUTING. YOU DID IT! WHYYOU BARELY SCRAPED THE PAINT OFF THE WING TIP! ANYWAYI'M GLAD SHE DIDN'T BURN... WITH ALL THOSE COSTLY INSTRUMENTS AND RADAR ABOARD. YES.. AND WITH YOU ABOARDI WISH I'D TAKEN MY DAD'S ADVICE. AND GONE INTO THE SHOE BUSINESS. NICE GOINGBUZ! GMERGENCY LANDING L ON TWO WHEELS! BEFORE BUZ CAN SCRAMBLE OUTTHE CRÀSH TRUCKS ARE THEREREADY. BUAER 2-6 THEN BO AND SCOTTY ARE POUNDING HIM ON THE BACKSHOUTING. YOU DID IT! WHYYOU BARELY SCRAPED THE PAINT OFF THE WING TIP! ANYWAYI'M GLAD SHE DIDN'T BURN... WITH ALL THOSE COSTLY INSTRUMENTS AND RADAR ABOARD. YES.. AND WITH YOU ABOARDPHEW! SOMETIMESI WISH I'D TAKEN MY DAD'S ADVICE. AND GONE INTO THE SHOE BUSINESS. NICE GOINGBUZ! GMERGENCY LANDING L ON TWO WHEELS! BEFORE BUZ CAN SCRAMBLE OUTTHE CRÀSH TRUCKS ARE THEREREADY. BUAER 2-6

    Sat, February 6, 1954

    Buz Sawyer

    By Roy Crane
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  • Elbow OCR: (VES. WILSONMR.GILL? WORTH OF GOLD. IN THAT CHEST. FOR ME ? YES. ISN'T THAT YOUR GREATEST HEY ITS BEHIND GLASS! SAY WHAT'S THE CATCH TO ALL THIS ? THERE IS A SLIGHT CATCH. I'LL EXPLAIN IT SHORTLY. PLEASE STEPON THAT RUG. HUH? THAT ONE? 2-6 (VES. WILSONA MILLION BUCKS WISHMR.GILL? WORTH OF GOLD. IN THAT CHEST. FOR ME ? YES. ISN'T THAT YOUR GREATEST HEY ITS BEHIND GLASS! SAY WHAT'S THE CATCH TO ALL THIS ? THERE IS A SLIGHT CATCH. I'LL EXPLAIN IT SHORTLY. PLEASE STEPON THAT RUG. HUH? THAT ONE? 2-6

    Sat, February 6, 1954

    The Phantom Vintage

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  • Mammal OCR: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAMPLE MY NEW STEWNSARGE ? I GUESS SOBUT JUST GIVE ME A MOUTHFUL! tar ?) WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAMPLE MY NEW STEWNSARGE ? I GUESS SOBUT JUST GIVE ME A MOUTHFUL! tar ? )

    Sat, February 6, 1954

    Beetle Bailey Vintage

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  • Publication OCR: HERE ARE TWO MORE PAINTINGS FOR YOUR CONSIDERED APPROVALM'SIEU NOONAN... A DEGAS AND A RENOIR! 2-6 YUH SHORE ARE MIGHTY ACCOMMODATINTRECHAT! BY THE WAYWHEN CAN AH GET T'CALL HAZARD? RIGHT NOW IF YOU WISH! I WILL CALL THE HOTEL! J www .. FRANS ROBBIN BUT ACTUALLYTRECHAT DIALS HIS STUDIO PHONE... RING ONE FALSE WORD... AND IT WILL BE YOUR OWN OBITUARY! N HERE ARE TWO MORE PAINTINGS FOR YOUR CONSIDERED APPROVALM'SIEU NOONAN ... A DEGAS AND A RENOIR ! 2-6 YUH SHORE ARE MIGHTY ACCOMMODATINTRECHAT ! BY THE WAYWHEN CAN AH GET T'CALL HAZARD ? RIGHT NOW IF YOU WISH ! I WILL CALL THE HOTEL ! J www .. FRANS ROBBIN BUT ACTUALLYTRECHAT DIALS HIS STUDIO PHONE ... RING ONE FALSE WORD ... AND IT WILL BE YOUR OWN OBITUARY ! N

    Sat, February 6, 1954

    Johnny Hazard

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  • Style OCR: MY HEARTIEST (CONGRATULATIONS LET ME PREPARE A SUITABLE TOASTI IN NEW YORK: GREAT NEWSDESMOND! JENNY AND I ARE GOING TO BE MARRIED! I KNOW I'LL MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF. ALWAYS CRY AT WEDDINGS. HERE'S THE TELEGRAMHONEY. JENNY HAS ACCEPTED CRUSHER. AFTER ONLY THIRTY YEARS! WHYTHERE'S HOPE FOR US ALL! MY HEARTIEST (CONGRATULATIONS LET ME PREPARE A SUITABLE TOASTI IN NEW YORK: GREAT NEWSDESMOND! JENNY AND I ARE GOING TO BE MARRIED! I KNOW I'LL MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF. ALWAYS CRY AT WEDDINGS. HERE'S THE TELEGRAMHONEY. JENNY HAS ACCEPTED CRUSHER. AFTER ONLY THIRTY YEARS! WHYTHERE'S HOPE FOR US ALL!

    Sat, February 6, 1954

    Rip Kirby

    By Alex Raymond
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  • Mammal OCR: EVE WRITES..."HONESTYOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVE THIS WAY. WE'RE BUNKING IN A SORORITY HOUSEAND ROYALTY NEVER HAD IT ANÝ BETTER!" "TOMORROW I MEET MY DATEHARD-WORKING TYPE HEIR... HOPE HE LIKES ME.AND VICE VERSA!" I WILLRIGHT UP TO TH? TIME I PUT ON SKATES AND WOBBLE OUT ON THE LAKE! LOOK NONCHALANTEVE. IT IMPRESSES THESE LADS! MY BABY'S HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME! THAT'S FINE! EVE WRITES..."HONESTYOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVE THIS WAY. WE'RE BUNKING IN A SORORITY HOUSEAND ROYALTY NEVER HAD IT ANÝ BETTER!" "TOMORROW I MEET MY DATEHE SOUNDS LIKE THE SERIOOUSHARD-WORKING TYPE HEIR... HOPE HE LIKES ME.AND VICE VERSA!" I WILLRIGHT UP TO TH? TIME I PUT ON SKATES AND WOBBLE OUT ON THE LAKE! LOOK NONCHALANTEVE. IT IMPRESSES THESE LADS! MY BABY'S HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME! THAT'S FINE!

    Sat, February 6, 1954

    Heart Of Juliet Jones

    By Stan Drake
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  • Font OCR: HAVE YOU NOTICEDTHE FOOTWORK OF BRIAN? THE LAD'S ACTIN' AS THOUGH HE WOULD KNOCK OUT BEN BOLT BY OUTDANCIN HIM! AYEI NOTICED. BUT LEAVE HIM BEMICHAEL...PERHAPS THE BOY HAS HIS OWN DEEP STRATEGY PLANNED! THE TRUTH ISI'O FEEL BETTER IF HE'D THROW HIS FISTS MORE OFTEN THAN HIS TOES! IT'S NO USE.IT'S NO BLASTED USE! OHN CULLEN MURPHY 2-6 HAVE YOU NOTICEDTHE FOOTWORK OF BRIAN? THE LAD'S ACTIN' AS THOUGH HE WOULD KNOCK OUT BEN BOLT BY OUTDANCIN HIM! AYEI NOTICED. BUT LEAVE HIM BEMICHAEL...PERHAPS THE BOY HAS HIS OWN DEEP STRATEGY PLANNED! THE TRUTH ISI'O FEEL BETTER IF HE'D THROW HIS FISTS MORE OFTEN THAN HIS TOES! IT'S NO USE.IT'S NO BLASTED USE! OHN CULLEN MURPHY 2-6

    Sat, February 6, 1954

    Big Ben Bolt

    By Elliot Caplin & John Cullen Murphy
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  • Drawing OCR: HERE IS MY PLANMONIQUE... DOWNSTAIRS WITH NOONAN I'LL PRETEND TO CALL HAZARD AT HIS HOTEL/ ACTUALLY I'LL BE CALLING YOU UP HERE! HAZARD WILL ANSWER ...AND TELL NOONAN HE IS UNABLE TO JOIN HIM! FRANK ROBBINS BUT SUPPOSE HE TRIES TO WARN NOONAN...TELLS HIM WHAT WE'RE UP TO! OHI AM SURE THAT YOU CAN CONVINCE M'SIEU HAZARD TO GIVE ME A VERY FLATTERING CHARACTER REFERENCE! HERE IS MY PLANMONIQUE ... DOWNSTAIRS WITH NOONAN I'LL PRETEND TO CALL HAZARD AT HIS HOTEL / ACTUALLY I'LL BE CALLING YOU UP HERE ! HAZARD WILL ANSWER ... AND TELL NOONAN HE IS UNABLE TO JOIN HIM ! FRANK ROBBINS BUT SUPPOSE HE TRIES TO WARN NOONAN ... TELLS HIM WHAT WE'RE UP TO ! OHI AM SURE THAT YOU CAN CONVINCE M'SIEU HAZARD TO GIVE ME A VERY FLATTERING CHARACTER REFERENCE !

    Fri, February 5, 1954

    Johnny Hazard

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  • Finger OCR: UH MV HEAD HEY WHERE IN BLAZES AM 1? YOU WERE FLOWN A THOUSAND MILES ( SHANGHAIED LAST NIGHT. YOUARE IN THE PALACE OF PRINCE RAGON. WHY? LAST NIGHT YOU SAID THAT YOUR GREATEST WISH WAS TO HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS. HERE IT ISMR.GILL! ME! WHY? UH MV HEAD HEY WHERE IN BLAZES AM 1? YOU WERE FLOWN A THOUSAND MILES ( SHANGHAIED LAST NIGHT. YOUARE IN THE PALACE OF PRINCE RAGON. WHY? LAST NIGHT YOU SAID THAT YOUR GREATEST WISH WAS TO HAVE A MILLION DOLLARS. HERE IT ISMR.GILL! ME! WHY?

    Fri, February 5, 1954

    The Phantom Vintage

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  • Line OCR: WHAT'S WRONGSARGE ? YOU SHOULD BE ????? ! THE MAJOR JUST CALLED. MY TWO-WEEK FURLOUGH HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOOEY! I GUESS I'D BETTER GO OVER TO THE BARRACKS AND STOP THE CELEBRATION DON'T WAKE ME FOR TWO WEEKS! LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED WHOOPEE WHAT'S WRONGSARGE ? YOU SHOULD BE ????? ! THE MAJOR JUST CALLED. MY TWO-WEEK FURLOUGH HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOOEY! I GUESS I'D BETTER GO OVER TO THE BARRACKS AND STOP THE CELEBRATION DON'T WAKE ME FOR TWO WEEKS! LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED WHOOPEE

    Fri, February 5, 1954

    Beetle Bailey Vintage

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  • Art OCR: IN THE OFFICE OF SHARP HASKIN: I'M WEALTHY NOWJENNY.. MARRY ME... LET'S TRY TO FIND HAPPINESS TOGETHER... YES... YESI WILL! CLARENCEHOLD ME TIGHT. I'M SO HAPPYI'M AFRAID! YEPJENNY'S PRINTS ARE STILL NICE IT'S ABOUT TIME TO TURN THIS HEATER ON CUPID! AND CLEAR. CLARENCEI DON'T KNÓW IF I SHOULD... IN THE OFFICE OF SHARP HASKIN: I'M WEALTHY NOWJENNY.. MARRY ME... LET'S TRY TO FIND HAPPINESS TOGETHER... YES... YESI WILL! CLARENCEHOLD ME TIGHT. I'M SO HAPPYI'M AFRAID! YEPJENNY'S PRINTS ARE STILL NICE IT'S ABOUT TIME TO TURN THIS HEATER ON CUPID! AND CLEAR. CLARENCEI DON'T KNÓW IF I SHOULD...

    Fri, February 5, 1954

    Rip Kirby

    By Alex Raymond
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