By Edgar Ortiz

Today is National Shark Awareness Day! What better way to celebrate than with a nice little Top Ten list for our finned friends? And no, the jumping roaring shark from Jaws: The Revenge is not present.


1) Mutts

August 26, 2010

So that means the Megalodon could still out there somewhere…


2) Hagar The Horrible

February 10, 2009

Who wants to put that theory to the test?


3) Bizarro

February 4, 2019

The ocean is a tool box.


4) Carpe Diem

May 17, 2017

Some customers can easily blow up on you like that.


5) Sherman’s Lagoon

August 11, 2013

Just a bunch of Great Whites vibing and listening to the Jaws theme.


6) Rhymes With Orange

October 12, 2019

A new shark-owned bistro has just opened in town, and we hear they only serve freshly-caught meats.


7) Mother Goose & Grimm

May 14, 2017

We need a good hashtag for this.


8) Take It From The Tinkersons

August 27, 2013

Someone has seen too much ‘Jaws.’


9) Arctic Circle



Let’s save the sharks…because they are swimming in our soup.


10) Marvin

October 25, 2019

Save all the sharks…except the ‘Baby Shark Doo-Doo-Doo.’