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Sally Forth - Fri, February 14, 2014

By Francesco Marciuliano, Jim Keefe

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Fri, February 14, 2014

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Vegetable OCR: IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST TOUCHINGBEAUTIFUL THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD. I ONLY WISH YOU WERENT SO SHY AND HAD READ IT LOUDER SO ALL COULD HEAR. I COULD DO A DRAMATIC READING WHEN WE GET BACK HOME. OR WE COULD JUST MAKE OUT. TEDTHAT POEM YOU WROTE... n.. 2-14 KEEFE 92014 by King Features SyndicateInc. IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST TOUCHINGBEAUTIFUL THINGS I HAVE EVER HEARD. I ONLY WISH YOU WERENT SO SHY AND HAD READ IT LOUDER SO ALL COULD HEAR. I COULD DO A DRAMATIC READING WHEN WE GET BACK HOME. OR WE COULD JUST MAKE OUT. TEDTHAT POEM YOU WROTE... n.. 2-14 KEEFE 92014 by King Features Syndicate
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Thu, February 13, 2014

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Comic book OCR: DO YOU REMEMBER OUR FIRST VALENTINE'S DAY BACK IN COLLEGE? HOW COULD I FORGET? YOU WERE SO CHARMINGLY NERVOUS WITH ALL THOSE FLOWERSAND THAT BEAUTIFUL POEM YOU WROTE ME. TEDYOU'RE SWEATING. THAT'S BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO READ YOU A NEW POEM I WROTEAND I JUST REALIZED I RHYMED "SALLY" WITH "PALLY." WELLGOOD THING I GREW INTO THE SUAVECONFIDENT MAN YOU SEE TODAY. A 2-13 y King Features Syno teInc. World rights reser DO YOU REMEMBER OUR FIRST VALENTINE'S DAY BACK IN COLLEGE? HOW COULD I FORGET? YOU WERE SO CHARMINGLY NERVOUS WITH ALL THOSE FLOWERSAND THAT BEAUTIFUL POEM YOU WROTE ME. TEDYOU'RE SWEATING. THAT'S BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO READ YOU A NEW POEM I WROTEAND I JUST REALIZED I RHYMED "SALLY" WITH "PALLY." WELLGOOD THING I GREW INTO THE SUAVECONFIDENT MAN YOU SEE TODAY. A 2-13 y King Features Syno teInc. World rights reser
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Wed, February 12, 2014

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Happy OCR: OF COURSE I AM. OHTHIS RESTAURANT IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. HOW LONG AGO DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE A RESERVATION FOR TONIGHT? THAT... THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. WELLIF YOU LIKE PLANNING AHEADTHEN YOU'LL YOU'RE KIDDINGRIGHT? PLUSIT WAS 80% PEACH FILLING. IT'S LIKE THAT CANDY MAKER WANTS TO FAIL. LOVE THE CHOCOLATE I BOUGHT FOR HALF OFF RIGHT AFTER LAST VALENTINE'S DAY. ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS. 2-12 ©2014 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved OF COURSE I AM. OHTHIS RESTAURANT IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. HOW LONG AGO DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE A RESERVATION FOR TONIGHT? THAT... THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. WELLIF YOU LIKE PLANNING AHEADTHEN YOU'LL YOU'RE KIDDINGRIGHT? PLUSIT WAS 80% PEACH FILLING. IT'S LIKE THAT CANDY MAKER WANTS TO FAIL. LOVE THE CHOCOLATE I BOUGHT FOR HALF OFF RIGHT AFTER LAST VALENTINE'S DAY. ABOUT SEVEN MONTHS. 2-12 ©2014 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved
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Tue, February 11, 2014

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Mammal OCR: JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW IT FEELS ON THE OTHER SIDE. FEELS GOOD. POWERFUL. WELLI DON'T LIKE THIS RECKLESS BEHAVIOR ONE BIT! ARE YOU LECTURING YOUR MOM? YOU GUYS WENT OUT FOR WHAT CAN I SAY? NEW YEAR'S EVE. YOU'RE GOING YOUR PARENTS ARE OUT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. THAT'S TWICE IN TWO MONTHS. PARTY ANIMALS. 2-11 eatures SyndicateInc. World rie KEEFE JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW IT FEELS ON THE OTHER SIDE. FEELS GOOD. POWERFUL. WELLI DON'T LIKE THIS RECKLESS BEHAVIOR ONE BIT! ARE YOU LECTURING YOUR MOM? YOU GUYS WENT OUT FOR WHAT CAN I SAY? NEW YEAR'S EVE. YOU'RE GOING YOUR PARENTS ARE OUT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. THAT'S TWICE IN TWO MONTHS. PARTY ANIMALS. 2-11 eatures SyndicateInc. World rie KEEFE
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Mon, February 10, 2014

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Gesture OCR: WHAT ARE YOU AND TED DOING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? I DID IT FOR OUR FIRST VALENTINE'S DAY. BUT THAT WAS BACK IN COLLEGE WHEN I CLEARLY HAD A BETTER GRASP OF RHYTHM AND METER. SOTHE USUAL? YOU'RE IT'S NEVER REALLY Y WRITING SAL "THE USUAL" WITH TED. GOING OUT TO DINNER. A LOVE POEM? 2-10 ) World rights re ???? WHAT ARE YOU AND TED DOING FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? I DID IT FOR OUR FIRST VALENTINE'S DAY. BUT THAT WAS BACK IN COLLEGE WHEN I CLEARLY HAD A BETTER GRASP OF RHYTHM AND METER. SOTHE USUAL? YOU'RE IT'S NEVER REALLY Y WRITING SAL "THE USUAL" WITH TED. GOING OUT TO DINNER. A LOVE POEM? 2-10 ) World rights re ????
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Sun, February 9, 2014

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Fiction OCR: SALLY FORTL by Francesco Marciuliano WHERE'S THE NEW Box OF POWDERED IT'S IN THAT CABINET. I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. NO PROBI GOT IT. TOAST CRUNCH? THIS COFFEE REMINDS ME OF THAT COMMERCIAL FOR ANOTHER COFFEE IN WHICH TWo WOMEN ARE REMINDED OF A FRENCH WAITER NAMED "JEAN-LUC." YOU KNOWI NEVER LIKED THE PLACEMENT OF THESE KITCHEN CABINETS. I SHOULD RAISE YESTED. THAT WILL STOP HILARY FROM GROWING UP AND TIME FROM MARCHING ON. SINCE...SINCE HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED? WHEN CAN HIL REACH SHE'S SPROUTED LIKE TWO INCHES IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS. ALL THE WAY UP THERE THEM ANOTHER FOOT. WOWWAS THAT A STUPID COMMERCIAL. SALLY FORTL by Francesco Marciuliano WHERE'S THE NEW Box OF POWDERED IT'S IN THAT CABINET. I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. NO PROBI GOT IT. TOAST CRUNCH? THIS COFFEE REMINDS ME OF THAT COMMERCIAL FOR ANOTHER COFFEE IN WHICH TWo WOMEN ARE REMINDED OF A FRENCH WAITER NAMED "JEAN-LUC." YOU KNOWI NEVER LIKED THE PLACEMENT OF THESE KITCHEN CABINETS. I SHOULD RAISE YESTED. THAT WILL STOP HILARY FROM GROWING UP AND TIME FROM MARCHING ON. SINCE...SINCE HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED? WHEN CAN HIL REACH SHE'S SPROUTED LIKE TWO INCHES IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS. ALL THE WAY UP THERE THEM ANOTHER FOOT. WOWWAS THAT A STUPID COMMERCIAL.
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Sat, February 8, 2014

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Line OCR: I FEEL IF WE REACH ONE PERSONTHEN THIS SONG--THIS BAND--IS A SUCCESS. YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S' GO DANCEY! YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY! FORTHDO YOU EVEN KNOW YOU'RE IN AN OFFICE ANYMORE OR IS ALL THIS JUST BACKDROP FOR WHATEVER EXPERIMENTAL FILM UNSPOOLS IN YOUR MIND? I FEEL HOLLOW. WELLWE DID IT! WE COMPLETED OUR FIRST SURE-FIREFORMULAIC NUMBER ONE HIT! I FEEL WRONG. 2-8 KEEFE es SyndicateInc. World rights res I FEEL IF WE REACH ONE PERSONTHEN THIS SONG--THIS BAND--IS A SUCCESS. YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S' GO DANCEY! YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY! FORTHDO YOU EVEN KNOW YOU'RE IN AN OFFICE ANYMORE OR IS ALL THIS JUST BACKDROP FOR WHATEVER EXPERIMENTAL FILM UNSPOOLS IN YOUR MIND? I FEEL HOLLOW. WELLWE DID IT! WE COMPLETED OUR FIRST SURE-FIREFORMULAIC NUMBER ONE HIT! I FEEL WRONG. 2-8 KEEFE es SyndicateInc. World rights res
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Fri, February 7, 2014

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Thumb OCR: 000REMEMBER THAT AS A LYRIC FOR WHEN WE RETURN TO OUR INDEPENDENT ROOTS ON ALBUM 12! SOMETHING'S OKAYFROM THE TOP... 1 2 3 4!!!... YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY! YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY! SCREAMING INSIDE YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY! ME AND I THINK IT'S MY SOUL TURNING INTO A SHRINKY DINK. 2-7 KEEFE 000REMEMBER THAT AS A LYRIC FOR WHEN WE RETURN TO OUR INDEPENDENT ROOTS ON ALBUM 12! SOMETHING'S OKAYFROM THE TOP... 1 2 3 4!!!... YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY! YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY! SCREAMING INSIDE YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY! ME AND I THINK IT'S MY SOUL TURNING INTO A SHRINKY DINK. 2-7 KEEFE
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Thu, February 6, 2014

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Guitar OCR: IN WHAT UNIVERSE ARE WE SCORING A RECORDING CONTRACT? I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE ONE OF THOSE "FRINGE" ALTERNATE UNIVERSES WHERE PEOPLE KEEP BADGERS AS PETS AND WE HAVE OUR OWN TOUR BUS AND FRAGRANCE. EVERYBODY READY TO MAKE OUR FIRST SMASH HIT SINGLE? THEN 1 2 3 4!!!... I'M...I'M SORRY! I CAN'T! I JUST CAN'T SING "YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY"! BUT THIS SINGLE MAY BE OUR ONLY TICKET TO A RECORDING CONTRACT! 2-6 KEEFE ndicateInc. World rights reserved. IN WHAT UNIVERSE ARE WE SCORING A RECORDING CONTRACT? I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE ONE OF THOSE "FRINGE" ALTERNATE UNIVERSES WHERE PEOPLE KEEP BADGERS AS PETS AND WE HAVE OUR OWN TOUR BUS AND FRAGRANCE. EVERYBODY READY TO MAKE OUR FIRST SMASH HIT SINGLE? THEN 1 2 3 4!!!... I'M...I'M SORRY! I CAN'T! I JUST CAN'T SING "YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY"! BUT THIS SINGLE MAY BE OUR ONLY TICKET TO A RECORDING CONTRACT! 2-6 KEEFE ndicateInc. World rights reserved.
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Wed, February 5, 2014

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Human OCR: HILTHERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'M SINGINGA SONG CALLED "YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY"! THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GOING TO BE SOMEBODY IS IF WE DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES US FAMOUS AND COMPLETELYQUICKLY ADORED! WOW. I HOPE ONE DAY YOU NEVER EVER GIVE THAT SPEECH TO AN IMPRESSIONABLE OF COURSE NOT! I'LL SAY"BELIEVE IN YOURSELFFIND YOUR OWN VOICEBLAH BLAH BLAH." BUT WE NEED A HIT! WILL YOU LISTEN CHILD. TO REASONFAYE?! 2-5 HILTHERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I'M SINGINGA SONG CALLED "YOU'RE SO PARTY LET'S GO DANCEY"! THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GOING TO BE SOMEBODY IS IF WE DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES US FAMOUS AND COMPLETELYQUICKLY ADORED! WOW. I HOPE ONE DAY YOU NEVER EVER GIVE THAT SPEECH TO AN IMPRESSIONABLE OF COURSE NOT! I'LL SAY"BELIEVE IN YOURSELFFIND YOUR OWN VOICEBLAH BLAH BLAH." BUT WE NEED A HIT! WILL YOU LISTEN CHILD. TO REASONFAYE?! 2-5
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