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Sales - Wed, November 15, 2023

By Bill Bettwy

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Wed, November 15, 2023

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Graphic design OCR: SALES/MARKETING MACHINE Every company wants to create a sales/marketing machine! Problem is that those two departments typically run on different kinds of fuel. What did you bring for lunch? Marketing. I have some mature Irish cheddar cheesealmonds and olives. ?2020 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Sales. Can I get two mega-bacon cheeseburgersextra-large cheese fries and a 32 oz blood sugar blast. WO #sales SALES / MARKETING MACHINE Every company wants to create a sales / marketing machine ! Problem is that those two departments typically run on different kinds of fuel . What did you bring for lunch ? Marketing . I have some mature Irish cheddar cheesealmonds and olives . ?2020 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Sales . Can I get two mega - bacon cheeseburgersextra - large cheese fries and a 32 oz blood sugar blast . WO #sales
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Wed, November 8, 2023

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Conversation OCR: End of quarter always calls for desperate measures. #sales HoneyI just don't know what we would do with that much packing tape. Moooommake dad buy this! ?2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate End of quarter always calls for desperate measures . #sales HoneyI just don't know what we would do with that much packing tape . Moooommake dad buy this ! ?2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, November 1, 2023

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Illustration OCR: WOULD YOU RATHER... Go over your pipeline with the sales director... Let's start with the leads from marketing that are still in your pipeline. Great. ?2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate or go on a low-carb diet? Is it hard to give up carbs? I cry every day. #sales WOULD YOU RATHER ... Go over your pipeline with the sales director ... Let's start with the leads from marketing that are still in your pipeline . Great . ?2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate or go on a low - carb diet ? Is it hard to give up carbs ? I cry every day . #sales
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Wed, October 25, 2023

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Illustration OCR: NOT ALL COME FIRST Small customer. I left you a sausage and egg burrito I bought yesterday at the pump-n-go on top of a chemical barrel on your dock. Actuallybut you should be able to reach it with a yardstick or something. $ ?2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Medium customer. I'll pick you up in five minutes and we can grab some pizza and wings. 41 Large customer. Don't worry about the police. It's taken care of. $ #sales NOT ALL COME FIRST Small customer . I left you a sausage and egg burrito I bought yesterday at the pump - n - go on top of a chemical barrel on your dock . Actuallyit fell behind itbut you should be able to reach it with a yardstick or something . $ ?2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Medium customer . I'll pick you up in five minutes and we can grab some pizza and wings . 41 Large customer . Don't worry about the police . It's taken care of . $ #sales
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Wed, October 18, 2023

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Art OCR: Getting busted with a job search website open on your computer is bad. You looking for a new job? ?2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate Getting busted with a job search website's job search open on your computer is worse. Reallydude? VP titles? #sales Getting busted with a job search website open on your computer is bad . You looking for a new job ? ?2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate Getting busted with a job search website's job search open on your computer is worse . Reallydude ? VP titles ? #sales
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Wed, October 11, 2023

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Advertising OCR: EVERY sales rep has the same reaction to corporate rolling out a new sales initiative. #sales OMGis that blood in there? ?2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate EVERY sales rep has the same reaction to corporate rolling out a new sales initiative . #sales OMGis that blood in there ? ?2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, October 4, 2023

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Advertising OCR: #sales Don't everever tell anyone how easy it is to do something. Can you print me a pipeline report? That will take some time. 55 Oklet me know when it's done. print print print print print CTRL+P ?2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate #sales Don't everever tell anyone how easy it is to do something . Can you print me a pipeline report ? That will take some time . 55 Oklet me know when it's done . print print print print print CTRL + P ?2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, September 27, 2023

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Wed, September 20, 2023

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Job OCR: It's always the price-driven customers who don't worry about price when taken out to lunch. #sales Do you have European White Truffles? And how old is your oldest scotch? ?2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate It's always the price - driven customers who don't worry about price when taken out to lunch . #sales Do you have European White Truffles ? And how old is your oldest scotch ? ?2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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Wed, September 13, 2023

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Fictional character OCR: The "I need to hop on another call" line is a sales rep's "get out of jail free" card. #sales Did I tell you about how my son made the varsity basketball team? That's awesome. HeyI need to hop on another call. ?2021 Bill BettwyDist. by King Features Syndicate The " I need to hop on another call " line is a sales rep's " get out of jail free " card . #sales Did I tell you about how my son made the varsity basketball team ? That's awesome . HeyI need to hop on another call . ?2021 Bill BettwyDist . by King Features Syndicate
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