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Tue, April 23, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Line OCR: IN OTHER NEWSTESLA'S REPUTATION IS TAKING A BIG HIT DUE TO ELON MUSK'S EXTREME RIGHT-WING AGENDA. THAT'S RIGHTCHET... IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH YOUR RELENTLESS EFFORT TO DESTROY HIM BY LYING ABOUT WHAT HE SAYS IN ORDER TO MISCHARACTERIZE HIM AS A RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST... ...HAS RESULTED IN MANY PEOPLE THINKING THAT HE'S A RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST. 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. FISHMAN 4-23 IN OTHER NEWSTESLA'S REPUTATION IS TAKING A BIG HIT DUE TO ELON MUSK'S EXTREME RIGHT - WING AGENDA . THAT'S RIGHTCHET ... IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH YOUR RELENTLESS EFFORT TO DESTROY HIM BY LYING ABOUT WHAT HE SAYS IN ORDER TO MISCHARACTERIZE HIM AS A RIGHT - WING EXTREMIST ... ... HAS RESULTED IN MANY PEOPLE THINKING THAT HE'S A RIGHT - WING EXTREMIST . 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . FISHMAN 4-23
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Mon, April 22, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Thumb OCR: SURETHIS SHIRT WAS PRODUCED IN A SMOG-SPEWING CHINESE FACTORYENCASED IN PLASTIC PACKAGINGSHIPPED ACROSS THE OCEAN ON A GIANT CARGO SHIPPROCESSED AT A CAVERNOUS AIR-CONDITIONED FULFILLMENT CENTERDRIVEN ACROSS THE COUNTRY ON A DIESEL-FUELED TRACTOR-TRAILERAND THEN DELIVERED TO MY DOOR BY A MAIL TRUCK... FISHMAN 4-22 02024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. Earth Day Every Day ...BUT IT'S WORTH IT TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS. SURETHIS SHIRT WAS PRODUCED IN A SMOG - SPEWING CHINESE FACTORYENCASED IN PLASTIC PACKAGINGSHIPPED ACROSS THE OCEAN ON A GIANT CARGO SHIPPROCESSED AT A CAVERNOUS AIR - CONDITIONED FULFILLMENT CENTERDRIVEN ACROSS THE COUNTRY ON A DIESEL - FUELED TRACTOR - TRAILERAND THEN DELIVERED TO MY DOOR BY A MAIL TRUCK ... FISHMAN 4-22 02024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . Earth Day Every Day ... BUT IT'S WORTH IT TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS .
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Sun, April 21, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Font OCR: 79 THERE'S NO NEED TO MAKE A DECISIONSIR...OUR AI ASSISTANT HAS ALREADY USED AN IMMENSE DEMOGRAPHIC DATASET TO ASCERTAIN YOUR LIKELY DIETARY NEEDS AND SPENDING HABITS TO PRODUCE THE CORRECT ORDER FOR YOU. FISHMAN 4-21 ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 79 THERE'S NO NEED TO MAKE A DECISIONSIR ... OUR AI ASSISTANT HAS ALREADY USED AN IMMENSE DEMOGRAPHIC DATASET TO ASCERTAIN YOUR LIKELY DIETARY NEEDS AND SPENDING HABITS TO PRODUCE THE CORRECT ORDER FOR YOU . FISHMAN 4-21 © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Sat, April 20, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Rectangle OCR: MEANWHILEAT THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN... ALL RIGHTPEOPLE...THE BIG GUY WANTS TO KNOW WHO CAME UP WITH THIS AWFUL "BROKE DON" NICKNAME... ...EVERYONE KNOWS A CATCHY NICKNAME NEEDS MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLES...THAT'S WHY "CROOKED HILLARY" "LYIN' TED" AND "LITTLE MARCO" ALL CAUGHT ONWHILE THIS ONE IS GOING NOWHERE. I DON'T KNOW...WHENEVER WE TURN JOE LOOSE TO SAY MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLESTHINGS GET REAL DICEY REAL FAST. ? FISHMAN 4-20 02024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 2 MEANWHILEAT THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN ... ALL RIGHTPEOPLE ... THE BIG GUY WANTS TO KNOW WHO CAME UP WITH THIS AWFUL " BROKE DON " NICKNAME ... ... EVERYONE KNOWS A CATCHY NICKNAME NEEDS MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLES ... THAT'S WHY " CROOKED HILLARY" " SLEEPY JOE" " LYIN ' TED " AND " LITTLE MARCO " ALL CAUGHT ONWHILE THIS ONE IS GOING NOWHERE . I DON'T KNOW ... WHENEVER WE TURN JOE LOOSE TO SAY MORE THAN TWO SYLLABLESTHINGS GET REAL DICEY REAL FAST . ? FISHMAN 4-20 02024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . 2
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Fri, April 19, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Art OCR: IN A SURPRISING CHANGE OF PRIORITIESPRESIDENT BIDEN'S NEW BUDGET WILL ALLOCATE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO FUND BORDER SECURITY MEASURES -- A WELCOME CHANGE FROM WHAT HAS BEEN A DISASTROUSLY NEGLIGEN-- WAITMY MISTAKE... I'M HEARING THAT IT'S ACTUALLY TO SECURE THE BORDERS OF OTHER RANDOM COUNTRIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST. ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. FISHMAN 4-19 IN A SURPRISING CHANGE OF PRIORITIESPRESIDENT BIDEN'S NEW BUDGET WILL ALLOCATE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO FUND BORDER SECURITY MEASURES -- A WELCOME CHANGE FROM WHAT HAS BEEN A DISASTROUSLY NEGLIGEN-- WAITMY MISTAKE ... I'M HEARING THAT IT'S ACTUALLY TO SECURE THE BORDERS OF OTHER RANDOM COUNTRIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST . © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . FISHMAN 4-19
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Thu, April 18, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Humour OCR: HUH...YOU KNOWACCORDING TO THIS ARTICLECLIMATE CHANGE IS GOING TO CAUSE MASSIVE SHIFTS IN THE POPULATIONS OF URBAN MIGRATORY BIRDS. DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE... HUH ... YOU KNOWACCORDING TO THIS ARTICLECLIMATE CHANGE IS GOING TO CAUSE MASSIVE SHIFTS IN THE POPULATIONS OF URBAN MIGRATORY BIRDS . DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP . I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE ...
Font OCR: O2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. D n ...I REFINANCED MY HOUSE JUST BEFORE THEY HIKED THE INTEREST RATES. N FISHMAN 4-18 O2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . D n ... I REFINANCED MY HOUSE JUST BEFORE THEY HIKED THE INTEREST RATES . N FISHMAN 4-18
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Wed, April 17, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Happy OCR: OKAYTHERE'S A LOT TO UNPACK HERE...SO LET'S TAKE EVERYTHING OUT AND LAY IT DOWN IN LITTLE PILES UNTIL WE'RE OVERCOME WITH CLUTTER... 300 ...THENWE'LL GET USED TO THE MESSSTEPPING OVER OPINIONS AND AROUND ARGUMENTSUNTIL WE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE ANYTHING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BEFORE WE PACKED IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. FISAMIN 4-17 ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. OKAYTHERE'S A LOT TO UNPACK HERE ... SO LET'S TAKE EVERYTHING OUT AND LAY IT DOWN IN LITTLE PILES UNTIL WE'RE OVERCOME WITH CLUTTER ... 300 ... THENAS USUALWE'LL GET USED TO THE MESSSTEPPING OVER OPINIONS AND AROUND ARGUMENTSUNTIL WE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHERE ANYTHING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BEFORE WE PACKED IT UP IN THE FIRST PLACE . FISAMIN 4-17 © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
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Tue, April 16, 2024

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Photo caption OCR: THIS LIFESTYLE IS FINE FOR A WHILEBUT SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S TIME TO FIND A NICE LITTLE PLACE TO SETTLE DOWN AND INVOKE SQUATTER'S RIGHTS. Anything Helps God Bless 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. FISHMAN 4-16 THIS LIFESTYLE IS FINE FOR A WHILEBUT SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S TIME TO FIND A NICE LITTLE PLACE TO SETTLE DOWN AND INVOKE SQUATTER'S RIGHTS . Anything Helps God Bless 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . FISHMAN 4-16
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Mon, April 15, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Happy OCR: MY DREAM IS TO SOMEDAY PAY SO MUCH IN TAXES... ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 003 ...THAT I GET ACCUSED OF NOT PAYING MY "FAIR SHARE." FISHMAN 4-15 MY DREAM IS TO SOMEDAY PAY SO MUCH IN TAXES ... © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . 003 ... THAT I GET ACCUSED OF NOT PAYING MY " FAIR SHARE . " FISHMAN 4-15
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Sun, April 14, 2024

Mallard Fillmore

Interaction OCR: OKAYSO NOW THAT WE'VE DONE A RUN-THROUGHI'M GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU AGAIN... ...AND THIS TIMETRY TO ACT A LITTLE MORE HOSTILE AND DRAMATIC SO I CAN HARVEST YOUR REACTION FOR SOCIAL MEDIA CONTENT. ©2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. FISHMAN 4-14 OKAYSO NOW THAT WE'VE DONE A RUN - THROUGHI'M GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU AGAIN ... ... AND THIS TIMETRY TO ACT A LITTLE MORE HOSTILE AND DRAMATIC SO I CAN HARVEST YOUR REACTION FOR SOCIAL MEDIA CONTENT . © 2024 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . FISHMAN 4-14
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