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Katzenjammer Kids - May 14, 2017

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Sun, May 14, 2017

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Yellow OCR: AHH! BOWL'INK! MY FAV'RIT SPORT! I VUZ CHAMPEEN BOWLER IN DER FLEET! LEMME SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS! UH OH DON'T BE SILLY.. EFRYVUN KIN USE LESSONS! VE VUZ DO'INK OKAY UP TILL NOW! DOTS MORE LIKE IT! HERE'S SUM CHALK FER DER FINGERS! VE DON'T NEED NO LESSONS! KEEP AN EYE ON DER FORM! SEE HOW I BRING DER BALL BACK UND. ZONK! NOW DERE'S A BOWL'INK NUT. HE EFEN SLEEPS MIT DER BALL! Fl lte de EEMAN 5-14 AHH! BOWL'INK! MY FAV'RIT SPORT! I VUZ CHAMPEEN BOWLER IN DER FLEET! LEMME SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS! UH OH DON'T BE SILLY.. EFRYVUN KIN USE LESSONS! VE VUZ DO'INK OKAY UP TILL NOW! DOTS MORE LIKE IT! HERE'S SUM CHALK FER DER FINGERS! VE DON'T NEED NO LESSONS! KEEP AN EYE ON DER FORM! SEE HOW I BRING DER BALL BACK UND. ZONK! NOW DERE'S A BOWL'INK NUT. HE EFEN SLEEPS MIT DER BALL! Fl lte de EEMAN 5-14
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Sun, May 7, 2017

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Sharing OCR: YOU NEFFER SAW ENYT'INK LIKE DISS! DOT'S A VENITZ FLY TRAP. MAMA! I NEFFER HOID UF SUCH A T'INK! VAIT TILL SHE SEES DER VENITZ PIE TRAP PUT ON VATCH VOT HEPPENS TO DOT BUG VEN IT FLIES NEAR DER PLANT! SEE IT EAT DOT FLY DON'T DER GREENY FERGIT/VE SHARE DERLOOT. YA KNOW I VILLHONEY- BUNCH! GLUFFS SNAP DOT'S A VENITZ PIE TRAP.FEED ITA PIEMAMA! YUM YUM HIMMEL! DOTS TRUE! BURP!S GROAN UND ME LIKEVISE DER PLANT ATE UP DER PIE LEMME FEED DER PLANT TOO THIS IS YOUR PLANT DOCTOR. CALL IN AND ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR PLANTS. HELLO.PLANT DOCTOR?IGOT A VENITZ PIE TRAP DOT OFER- EATED! u SOIVES YOU RIGHT! Hy MAN 0by King Feat Syadicae ne Woie ighta eved 5-7 YOU NEFFER SAW ENYT'INK LIKE DISS! DOT'S A VENITZ FLY TRAP. MAMA! I NEFFER HOID UF SUCH A T'INK! VAIT TILL SHE SEES DER VENITZ PIE TRAP PUT ON VATCH VOT HEPPENS TO DOT BUG VEN IT FLIES NEAR DER PLANT! SEE IT EAT DOT FLY DON'T DER GREENY FERGIT/VE SHARE DERLOOT. YA KNOW I VILLHONEY- BUNCH! GLUFFS SNAP DOT'S A VENITZ PIE TRAP.FEED ITA PIEMAMA! YUM YUM HIMMEL! DOTS TRUE! BURP!S GROAN UND ME LIKEVISE DER PLANT ATE UP DER PIE LEMME FEED DER PLANT TOO THIS IS YOUR PLANT DOCTOR. CALL IN AND ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR PLANTS. HELLO.PLANT DOCTOR?IGOT A VENITZ PIE TRAP DOT OFER- EATED! u SOIVES YOU RIGHT! Hy MAN 0by King Feat Syadicae ne Woie ighta eved 5-7
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Sun, April 30, 2017

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Mammal OCR: DER FISHES ISS CHUMP'INK IN DER LAKE! KIN YOU GO FISH'INK VOT DO yOU MEAN BY DOT? CHUST VOT I SAID...KIN YOU GO FISH'INK? I KIN DO ANY'TINK I VANT TO "NOBODY TELLS A CAPTAIN VOT TO DO.A CAPTAIN TELLS ODDER PEOPLE VOT TO DO!" OH? Meer we Wa y ing Fam Syraa ne na ngas mve "DER CAPTAIN ISS DER SUPREME BOSS UF ALL HE SURVEYS!" ...UND YOU GOT DER NOIVE TO ÉSK ME IF L KIN GO FISH'INK! VELL. KIN YOU VHERE DO YOUTINK YER GO?INK? ESK ME AGAIN TOMORROW! PHOOEY! LEMAN www.kingleatures.com 1 4-30 DER FISHES ISS CHUMP'INK IN DER LAKE! KIN YOU GO FISH'INK VOT DO yOU MEAN BY DOT? CHUST VOT I SAID...KIN YOU GO FISH'INK? I KIN DO ANY'TINK I VANT TO "NOBODY TELLS A CAPTAIN VOT TO DO.A CAPTAIN TELLS ODDER PEOPLE VOT TO DO!" OH? Meer we Wa y ing Fam Syraa ne na ngas mve "DER CAPTAIN ISS DER SUPREME BOSS UF ALL HE SURVEYS!" ...UND YOU GOT DER NOIVE TO ÉSK ME IF L KIN GO FISH'INK! VELL. KIN YOU VHERE DO YOUTINK YER GO?INK? ESK ME AGAIN TOMORROW! PHOOEY! LEMAN www.kingleatures.com 1 4-30
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Sun, April 23, 2017

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Parallel OCR: CAPTAIN! VHERE ISS YOU? DOT'S DER MAMA MIT ANODDER CHOB FER ME! T'FE GOT TO HIDE! CAPTAIN! VHERE ISS DOT WOICE ISS LIKE A SHIP'S YOU HID'INK?FOG HORN! ZZZZ ngleatures.com CAPTAIN... NO MATTER VHERE I GO. I'M LOOK'INKFER YOU! I CAN'T GET AVAY FROM DOT SCRITCH'INK! I CAN'T VIN. I MIGHT AS VELL GIFF UP! YER A CHENIUSPOLLY. YOU SOUND CHUST LIKE DER MAMA! NOW SAY. CAPTAINIT GIFFS MOIDER 4-23 CAPTAIN! VHERE ISS YOU? DOT'S DER MAMA MIT ANODDER CHOB FER ME! T'FE GOT TO HIDE! CAPTAIN! VHERE ISS DOT WOICE ISS LIKE A SHIP'S YOU HID'INK?FOG HORN! ZZZZ ngleatures.com CAPTAIN... NO MATTER VHERE I GO. I'M LOOK'INKFER YOU! I CAN'T GET AVAY FROM DOT SCRITCH'INK! I CAN'T VIN. I MIGHT AS VELL GIFF UP! YER A CHENIUSPOLLY. YOU SOUND CHUST LIKE DER MAMA! NOW SAY. CAPTAINIT GIFFS MOIDER 4-23
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Sun, April 16, 2017

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Mammal OCR: PUFF! PUFF! THERE GOES THE CAPTAIN AFTER THOSE POOR CHILDREN... I WONDER WHAT THEY DID NOW? DEY ALVAYS DO SUM'TINK TERRIBLE! PUFF! PUFF! www.kingteatures.com HE CAUGHT UP WITH THEM! I CAN'T BEAR TO WITNESS THE RESULTS! DOT VUZ A GOOD VORKOUTBOYS...I MUST HEF LOST FIFE POUNDS. CHOG'INK ISS DER BEST T'INK FER YOU CAPTAIN! DEY DESOIVE IT! C2017 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ESMAN I4-16 PUFF! PUFF! THERE GOES THE CAPTAIN AFTER THOSE POOR CHILDREN... I WONDER WHAT THEY DID NOW? DEY ALVAYS DO SUM'TINK TERRIBLE! PUFF! PUFF! www.kingteatures.com HE CAUGHT UP WITH THEM! I CAN'T BEAR TO WITNESS THE RESULTS! DOT VUZ A GOOD VORKOUTBOYS...I MUST HEF LOST FIFE POUNDS. CHOG'INK ISS DER BEST T'INK FER YOU CAPTAIN! DEY DESOIVE IT! C2017 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ESMAN I4-16
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Sun, April 9, 2017

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Comics OCR: HOW MUCH ISS T'REE UNDTREE DOT'S FIFE! HOW MUCH ISS FIFE UND FIFE ? MAMA . HOW MUCH ISS FIFE UND FIFE? DER CAPTAIN DON'T KNOW ENYT'INK! DOT'S NOT TRUE. YOU KIN ALVAYS COUNT ON DER CAPTAIN. DOT'S TVELLUF! NINE UND NINE ISS TVELLUFSTUPID! GO UND ESK DER CAPTAIN! LET'S FIND DER CAPTAIN. DERE'S DER YUalal OLD VALRUS.. ASLEEP IN DER SUN! SHOULD VE VAKE HIM ? VE'LL SEE IF HE KNOWS! VE DON'T HEF TO! EIGHT. NINE. TEN! MAMA VUZ RIGHT... ... YOU KIN ALVAYS COUNT ON DER CAPTAIN! ZZzZ Hy MAN 4-9 Dz01ty King Foaturos SyndicatoInc. World nights reserved HOW MUCH ISS T'REE UNDTREE DOT'S FIFE! HOW MUCH ISS FIFE UND FIFE ? MAMA . HOW MUCH ISS FIFE UND FIFE? DER CAPTAIN DON'T KNOW ENYT'INK! DOT'S NOT TRUE. YOU KIN ALVAYS COUNT ON DER CAPTAIN. DOT'S TVELLUF! NINE UND NINE ISS TVELLUFSTUPID! GO UND ESK DER CAPTAIN! LET'S FIND DER CAPTAIN. DERE'S DER YUalal OLD VALRUS.. ASLEEP IN DER SUN! SHOULD VE VAKE HIM ? VE'LL SEE IF HE KNOWS! VE DON'T HEF TO! EIGHT. NINE. TEN! MAMA VUZ RIGHT... ... YOU KIN ALVAYS COUNT ON DER CAPTAIN! ZZzZ Hy MAN 4-9 Dz01ty King Foaturos SyndicatoInc. World nights reserved
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Sun, April 2, 2017

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Font OCR: DOT DUZ I'VE HAD IT.. ..UP TO HERE EFRY DAY.V.PAINT DISS! PAINT DOT! MOOF DISS! MOOF DOT! DO Diss! DO DOT! I'FE GOT TA DO EFRY DOD-GASTED TINK ROUND DISS JOINT! IT! 20 ing F Sydeinc Woddri IM LEAF'INK I OON'T HEF TIME FER A DECENT NAP ENYMORE! .FOIST T'INK IN DER MORN'INK) DISS DOD- USEETIE..BLASTED DUMP. SUPPER ? VELL MAMA! VOT'S FER ROAST CHICK'INK. HOT DUMP'LINKS UND CHOKLIT PIE: 2MAN 14-2 www.kingfaatures.com DOT DUZ I'VE HAD IT.. ..UP TO HERE EFRY DAY.V.PAINT DISS! PAINT DOT! MOOF DISS! MOOF DOT! DO Diss! DO DOT! I'FE GOT TA DO EFRY DOD-GASTED TINK ROUND DISS JOINT! IT! 20 ing F Sydeinc Woddri IM LEAF'INK I OON'T HEF TIME FER A DECENT NAP ENYMORE! .FOIST T'INK IN DER MORN'INK) DISS DOD- USEETIE..BLASTED DUMP. SUPPER ? VELL MAMA! VOT'S FER ROAST CHICK'INK. HOT DUMP'LINKS UND CHOKLIT PIE: 2MAN 14-2 www.kingfaatures.com
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Sun, March 26, 2017

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Font OCR: CAN YOU HELP? MY VEHICLE SEEMS TO BE MIRED! OH DEAR! DER CAPTAIN ISS AT YER SOIVICE ! FOIST.VE REMOOF DER LUGGITCH UND WISE YOU MAKE DER TRUCK LIGHTER.. ?? ?OW TUT! TUT! CHUST COMMON SENSE YOU ARE A DEAR! ARE! RRRRRR ROYAL ANIMAL SURVEY www.kingfoatures.om UND NOW DER YIM SO LUCKY YOU CAME ALONG! NOW STEP ON DER GAS UND I'LL PUSH YOU OUT! FOH! YOU'RE so STRONG. LAST PIECE! VOULD YOU GET DER BAKE PAN FROM OUT DER CUPBOARD NOT RIGHT NOW.. TRY DIS FER A I HED A WERY WERY STRESSFUL DAY! TRENKVILIZER MANS 13-26 S0y ing Fea SyndicataInc Watd ngh reservea CAN YOU HELP? MY VEHICLE SEEMS TO BE MIRED! OH DEAR! DER CAPTAIN ISS AT YER SOIVICE ! FOIST.VE REMOOF DER LUGGITCH UND WISE YOU MAKE DER TRUCK LIGHTER.. ?? ?OW TUT! TUT! CHUST COMMON SENSE YOU ARE A DEAR! ARE! RRRRRR ROYAL ANIMAL SURVEY www.kingfoatures.om UND NOW DER YIM SO LUCKY YOU CAME ALONG! NOW STEP ON DER GAS UND I'LL PUSH YOU OUT! FOH! YOU'RE so STRONG. LAST PIECE! VOULD YOU GET DER BAKE PAN FROM OUT DER CUPBOARD NOT RIGHT NOW.. TRY DIS FER A I HED A WERY WERY STRESSFUL DAY! TRENKVILIZER MANS 13-26 S0y ing Fea SyndicataInc Watd ngh reservea
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Sun, March 19, 2017

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Parallel OCR: VOT'S MIT DER CAPTAINMAMA? I DON'T KNOW! DOT'S WHY 1 CALLED DER DOKTOR! UND HERE COMES DER DOKTOR NOW! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLEK? DER CAPTAIN HAS BIN ACTINK STRANGE ALL DAY! UND VE DON'T Y KNOW IFF IT'S CHUSTA COLD OR CHUNGLE FEEFER! SEE? DERE HE ISS NOW. DOKTOR! DOT'S AMAZ'INK! YOU DIN'T EFEN OXAMINE HIM? HOW COULD YOU TELL SO FAST ? / FOUR YEARS OF PRE-MED.FOUR SPEAK NO MOREMADAM ..I HAVE THE ANSWER! IT'S JUNGLE FEVER! .LONG YEARS OF YEARS OF MEDICAL EXPERIENCE IN THE ...PLUS CERTAIN SUBTLE SYMPTOMS PROFESSION. THE CAPTAIN DISPLAYS. SCHOOL. OORK! OORK! MAN 3-19 www.kingfeaturos. com 2017 by Kin VOT'S MIT DER CAPTAINMAMA? I DON'T KNOW! DOT'S WHY 1 CALLED DER DOKTOR! UND HERE COMES DER DOKTOR NOW! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLEK? DER CAPTAIN HAS BIN ACTINK STRANGE ALL DAY! UND VE DON'T Y KNOW IFF IT'S CHUSTA COLD OR CHUNGLE FEEFER! SEE? DERE HE ISS NOW. DOKTOR! DOT'S AMAZ'INK! YOU DIN'T EFEN OXAMINE HIM? HOW COULD YOU TELL SO FAST ? / FOUR YEARS OF PRE-MED.FOUR SPEAK NO MOREMADAM ..I HAVE THE ANSWER! IT'S JUNGLE FEVER! .LONG YEARS OF YEARS OF MEDICAL EXPERIENCE IN THE ...PLUS CERTAIN SUBTLE SYMPTOMS PROFESSION. THE CAPTAIN DISPLAYS. SCHOOL. OORK! OORK! MAN 3-19 www.kingfeaturos. com 2017 by Kin
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Sun, March 12, 2017

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Comic book OCR: THERE GOES A "BROWN SPECKLED- BREASTED THRASHER!" IT'S STUPID TO BE LOOK'INK FER BOIDS IN DISS VEDDER! THAT LOOKS LIKE A "BOAT- TAILED RED- WINGED TANAGER " IF IT VUZN'T FER DER MONEY DER ROYAL BOID "YELLOW-BELLIED VATCHERS ISS PAY'INKI VOULDN'T BE HERE! QUIET!1 JUST SPOTTED A VOT'S SO IMPORTANT DOT VE HEF TO STAYOUT IN DER RAIN ? TAKING INVENTORY OF BIRDS ON THE ENDANGERED LIST! RUST-HEADED SAPSUCKER" DER ROYAL BOID VATCHERS SHOULD BE OUT INSTEAD UF ME LOOK'INK FER BOIDS ! THERE GOES APINK-BILLED ZONG LEGGED FLAMINGO COULD HEF BEDDER USED DISS TIME FER A NIZE COZY NAP! OH! THERE'SA "BLUE-TUFTED ORANGE-WINGED WARBLER! SO VOT? 1SS DOT SPECIES ON DER ENDANGERED LIST ? I DON'T KNOW. BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS. .."THE BIG-MOUTHED FAT-HEADED BELLY- ACHER"HAS JUST BEEN ADDED! EMAN (3-12 THERE GOES A "BROWN SPECKLED- BREASTED THRASHER!" IT'S STUPID TO BE LOOK'INK FER BOIDS IN DISS VEDDER! THAT LOOKS LIKE A "BOAT- TAILED RED- WINGED TANAGER " IF IT VUZN'T FER DER MONEY DER ROYAL BOID "YELLOW-BELLIED VATCHERS ISS PAY'INKI VOULDN'T BE HERE! QUIET!1 JUST SPOTTED A VOT'S SO IMPORTANT DOT VE HEF TO STAYOUT IN DER RAIN ? TAKING INVENTORY OF BIRDS ON THE ENDANGERED LIST! RUST-HEADED SAPSUCKER" DER ROYAL BOID VATCHERS SHOULD BE OUT INSTEAD UF ME LOOK'INK FER BOIDS ! THERE GOES APINK-BILLED ZONG LEGGED FLAMINGO COULD HEF BEDDER USED DISS TIME FER A NIZE COZY NAP! OH! THERE'SA "BLUE-TUFTED ORANGE-WINGED WARBLER! SO VOT? 1SS DOT SPECIES ON DER ENDANGERED LIST ? I DON'T KNOW. BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS. .."THE BIG-MOUTHED FAT-HEADED BELLY- ACHER"HAS JUST BEEN ADDED! EMAN (3-12
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