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Hagar The Horrible - Thu, March 13, 2025

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Thu, March 13, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Photo caption OCR: 3-13 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE? COMMUNICATION! BUT NOT TOO MUCH COMM- UNICATION. IT'S NOT GOOD TO SHARE ALL YOUR DIRTY DEEDS! ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 3-13 WHAT'S YOUR SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE ? COMMUNICATION ! BUT NOT TOO MUCH COMM- UNICATION . IT'S NOT GOOD TO SHARE ALL YOUR DIRTY DEEDS ! © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Clip art OCR: BROWNE TOO LATE FOR THAT! I'VE BEEN DOING YOUR LAUNDRY! BROWNE TOO LATE FOR THAT ! I'VE BEEN DOING YOUR LAUNDRY !
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Wed, March 12, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Animated cartoon OCR: I KNOW HAGAR TO BE A HARD-WORKINGLOYAL AND COMPAS- SIONATE HUMAN BEING! YOU PICKED AN EXCELLENT. CHARACTER WITNESS! I COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB SCREENING THE JURY POOL HAGAR PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE Hagar stole my Chickens 3-12 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. HAGAR INSULTED MY HUSBAND BROWNE I KNOW HAGAR TO BE A HARD - WORKINGLOYAL AND COMPAS- SIONATE HUMAN BEING ! YOU PICKED AN EXCELLENT . CHARACTER WITNESS ! I COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB SCREENING THE JURY POOL HAGAR PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE Hagar stole my Chickens 3-12 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . HAGAR INSULTED MY HUSBAND BROWNE
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Tue, March 11, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Graphics OCR: 3-11 RECREATION PERIOD IS OVER! IT'S BEDTIME! YOUR KING 23 ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 3-11 RECREATION PERIOD IS OVER ! IT'S BEDTIME ! YOUR KING 23 © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Graphics OCR: MAYBE THE BEDS WERE DELIVERED TO THE WRONG CELL! IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION! BROWNE C MAYBE THE BEDS WERE DELIVERED TO THE WRONG CELL ! IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION ! BROWNE C
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Mon, March 10, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Humour OCR: 3-10 POW SINCE WHEN DOES THE DUKE HAVE FIGHTERS CASTLE SLASH £ WHO DEFEND HIS THIS FIERCELY ?! 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. ARRGH CLANK 0 SINCE HIS INSURANCE COMPANY SENT THEM! BROWNE 3-10 POW SINCE WHEN DOES THE DUKE HAVE FIGHTERS CASTLE SLASH £ WHO DEFEND HIS THIS FIERCELY ? ! 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . ARRGH CLANK 0 SINCE HIS INSURANCE COMPANY SENT THEM ! BROWNE
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Sun, March 9, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Publication OCR: 3-9 HÄGAR by THE HORRIBLE DIK BROWNE MAGNUSYOU'RE THE ONLY VIKING I KNOW OF WHO RETIRED AND OPENED A BOOKSTORE! RUNIC BOO SO HOW'S IT GOING? TERRIBLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT MOST VIKINGS CAN'T READ!! HAGARI HAVE A GOOD IDEA FOR THE EVENING! I'LL READ MY BOOK ALOUD SO WE CAN ENJOY THE STORY TOGETHER! "AS THE DAWN BROKE OVER ANCIENT HEWN FJORDS..." STOP THERE! WHAT DOES "HEWN" MEAN? IN THIS CONTEXT IT MEANS "CARVED OUT BY THE FORCES OF NATURE." "...IN THE EARLY LIGHT INGRID INCHED CLOSER TO THE CLIFF'S EDGEEAGER AND PERHAPS IMPRUDENT..." HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. WHAT DOES "IMPRUDENT" MEAN? IT MEANS READING ALOUD WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA! WHAP BROWNE 3-9 HÄGAR by THE HORRIBLE DIK BROWNE MAGNUSYOU'RE THE ONLY VIKING I KNOW OF WHO RETIRED AND OPENED A BOOKSTORE ! RUNIC BOO SO HOW'S IT GOING ? TERRIBLE ! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT MOST VIKINGS CAN'T READ !! HAGARI HAVE A GOOD IDEA FOR THE EVENING ! I'LL READ MY BOOK ALOUD SO WE CAN ENJOY THE STORY TOGETHER ! " AS THE DAWN BROKE OVER ANCIENT HEWN FJORDS ... " STOP THERE ! WHAT DOES " HEWN " MEAN ? IN THIS CONTEXT IT MEANS " CARVED OUT BY THE FORCES OF NATURE . " " ... IN THE EARLY LIGHT INGRID INCHED CLOSER TO THE CLIFF'S EDGEEAGER AND PERHAPS IMPRUDENT ... " HOLD IT ! HOLD IT ! 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . WHAT DOES " IMPRUDENT " MEAN ? IT MEANS READING ALOUD WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA ! WHAP BROWNE
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Sat, March 8, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Moustache OCR: 3-8 I HAVE YOUR RESULTS! 2325H GMIN PAZIND' GIVE ME THE BAD NEWS FIRST. ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 3-8 I HAVE YOUR RESULTS ! 2325H GMIN PAZIND ' GIVE ME THE BAD NEWS FIRST . © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Moustache OCR: 2395H FULLO YOUR PAST BILL STILL HAS A BALANCE DUE! BROWNE 2395H FULLO YOUR PAST BILL STILL HAS A BALANCE DUE ! BROWNE
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Fri, March 7, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Moustache OCR: BROWNE I'M PLANNING TONIGHT'S MENU... WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A REQUEST? #: ???? 02025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. BROWNE I'M PLANNING TONIGHT'S MENU ... WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A REQUEST ? # : ???? 02025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Graphics OCR: SVEN'S STEAK HOUSE 3-7 GO GET ME WHAT HE'S EATING." SVEN'S STEAK HOUSE 3-7 GO GET ME WHAT HE'S EATING . "
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Thu, March 6, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Moustache OCR: BROWNE ? R DIRTY DIRK MADE NO EFFORT! THIS IS A WEDDING RECEPTIONAFTER ALL! ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. BROWNE ? R DIRTY DIRK MADE NO EFFORT ! THIS IS A WEDDING RECEPTIONAFTER ALL ! © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Fiction OCR: HE DID SPROUT A CARNATION! 3-6 D WA ????? HE DID SPROUT A CARNATION ! 3-6 D WA ?????
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Wed, March 5, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Comics OCR: BROWNE PLEASE DON'T TALK TO THAT GUY! THE END IS NEAR 7777 ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. BROWNE PLEASE DON'T TALK TO THAT GUY ! THE END IS NEAR 7777 © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved .
Graphics OCR: THE END IS NEAR I CAN'T STAND SPOILERS! 3-5 THE END IS NEAR I CAN'T STAND SPOILERS ! 3-5
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Tue, March 4, 2025

Hagar The Horrible

Moustache OCR: WHERE'S THE RECEIPT FOR ALL OF THOSE NEW CLOTHES ? GRAB IT! IT'S IN MY POCKET NEXT TO A BAG OF PEANUT BRITTLE! L ©2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved. 3-4 WHERE'S THE RECEIPT FOR ALL OF THOSE NEW CLOTHES ? GRAB IT ! IT'S IN MY POCKET NEXT TO A BAG OF PEANUT BRITTLE ! L © 2025 by King Features SyndicateInc. World rights reserved . 3-4
Fiction OCR: CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH BROWNE CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH BROWNE
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