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Rip Kirby

Interaction OCR: YOU'RE CRUEL ENQUGH TO DO ITAREN'T YOu UNCLE HARRYYOU'VE GOT THE UPPER HAND NOWBUT I'VE A WARNING OF MY OWN... I'LL NEVER REST UNTIL I'M CLEAR OF YOU! COMEIS IT? MONEY.. CLOTHES...AND YOU'RE IN TOO DEEP TO GET OUTANYWAY...DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME. I WARN YOu JESSICA.. WALK OUT ON ME NOWAND I'LL SEE THAT YOU LAND BEHIND BARS! AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND ABOUT THIS... I DESPISE YOUT COFR. IR KING FEATU'AER SYNDCATEIn. WORLD RIGNTS REFERVED. YOU'RE CRUEL ENQUGH TO DO ITAREN'T YOu UNCLE HARRYYOU'VE GOT THE UPPER HAND NOWBUT I'VE A WARNING OF MY OWN... I'LL NEVER REST UNTIL I'M CLEAR OF YOU! COMETHIS ISN'T SUCH A BAD LIFEIS IT? MONEY.. CLOTHES...AND YOU'RE IN TOO DEEP TO GET OUTANYWAY...DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME. I WARN YOu JESSICA.. WALK OUT ON ME NOWAND I'LL SEE THAT YOU LAND BEHIND BARS! AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND ABOUT THIS... I DESPISE YOUT COFR. IR KING FEATU'AER SYNDCATEIn. WORLD RIGNTS REFERVED.

Buz Sawyer

Fiction OCR: FAND HERE'S BuZ HURRIES TO THE FRONTIER OIL OFFICE. A PICTURE OF SCOGGINS WITH THAT FEMALE HITTING HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A DINNER PLATE. GREAT SCOTT! "FRONTIER OIL OFFICIAL INVOLVED IN PUBLIC BRAWL!". TEE-HEE-IN TROUBLE OHHA! I BEG YOUR PARDONIF YOU GIRLS WILL STOP GIGGLINGI'Q LIKE TO SEE MR. SCOGGINS. oir co MAJJUZAMAR MORNING opr. 1932Inc. World aghts reerved. FAND HERE'S BuZ HURRIES TO THE FRONTIER OIL OFFICE. A PICTURE OF SCOGGINS WITH THAT FEMALE HITTING HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A DINNER PLATE. GREAT SCOTT! "FRONTIER OIL OFFICIAL INVOLVED IN PUBLIC BRAWL!". TEE-HEE-IN TROUBLE OHTHE BOSS! AGAIN! HAHA! I BEG YOUR PARDONIF YOU GIRLS WILL STOP GIGGLINGI'Q LIKE TO SEE MR. SCOGGINS. oir co MAJJUZAMAR MORNING opr. 1932King Teatures SyndicateInc. World aghts reerved.

Johnny Hazard

Gesture OCR: MR. HAZARDI CAN NEVER THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE! NOW I WANT TO GET AWAY...WHERE I CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS WHOLEHORRIBLE NIGHTMARE! SURE I WILL ! JOHNNY HÅS TAKEN PUNCH BACK TO HER HOTEL KOOM. MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA! WHERE WOULD YOU GO? BACK TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE! WOULD YOU FLY ME THEREMR. HAZARD.. I'LL PAY YOU ANY AMOUNT! AND YOU CAN PAY ME IN FULL.. BY ... AND THAT'S ITMVIT CAPTAIN! WESTLEY TRIED TO KILL MISS SHERMANCALLING ME "JOHNNY!" SO MONEY IS TRULY THE ROOT OF EVIL ! I JUST AS WE SUSPECTED!/ SHALL FILE MY REPORT ON THE PEATH OF M'SIEU WESTLEY As.. ACCIDENTAL! FRANK BGIN) corR 12ORLD RIGHTS MR. HAZARDI CAN NEVER THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE! NOW I WANT TO GET AWAY...WHERE I CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS WHOLEHORRIBLE NIGHTMARE! SURE I WILL ! JOHNNY HÅS TAKEN PUNCH BACK TO HER HOTEL KOOM. MIGHT NOT BE A BAD IDEA! WHERE WOULD YOU GO? BACK TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE! WOULD YOU FLY ME THEREMR. HAZARD.. I'LL PAY YOU ANY AMOUNT! AND YOU CAN PAY ME IN FULL.. BY ... AND THAT'S ITMVIT CAPTAIN! WESTLEY TRIED TO KILL MISS SHERMANCALLING ME "JOHNNY!" SO MONEY IS TRULY THE ROOT OF EVIL ! I JUST AS WE SUSPECTED!/ SHALL FILE MY REPORT ON THE PEATH OF M'SIEU WESTLEY As.. ACCIDENTAL! FRANK BGIN) corR 12KING TEATURES SYNLICATEORLD RIGHTS

Brick Bradford

Line OCR: MOVUN A GUIDED MISSILE... WARNING ME TO STAY AWAY FROM "CONDOR CORRIDOR" ?? COPR 12 KING FEATURES SYNDICATEWORLD RIGHTS RESERVED 10-27 THE CONTROL MECHANISM IN THIS MISSILE MUST BE VERY SMALL HEY! IT'S HEATING UP-GETTING HOT! CAN'T HOLD IT! WHOOSH! JUST WHEN I WAS GOING TO INSPECT IT!... MY GOLLY! IT HAS VANISHED! M W MOVUN A GUIDED MISSILE ... WARNING ME TO STAY AWAY FROM " CONDOR CORRIDOR " ?? COPR 12 KING FEATURES SYNDICATEWORLD RIGHTS RESERVED 10-27 THE CONTROL MECHANISM IN THIS MISSILE MUST BE VERY SMALL HEY ! IT'S HEATING UP - GETTING HOT ! CAN'T HOLD IT ! WHOOSH ! JUST WHEN I WAS GOING TO INSPECT IT ! ... MY GOLLY ! IT HAS VANISHED ! M W

The Phantom Vintage

Rectangle OCR: HEYWHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? NOTHING. I'M A GTOWAWAV. A STOWAWAV? I'LL HE'S JUST THE HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE CAPTAIN! AND DOWN IN THE SHIPS HOLD... MAN I WANT TO SEE. CAPTAINWHO WAS I DON'T KNOW.WE SHIP'S MOVING. TIME TO SHOW) THAT CRANK WHO WARNED US ABOUT THE PIRATES? MYSELFDEVIL. CHASED HIM OFF THE SHIP. WiLSON MCCOY 10-27 HEYWHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE? NOTHING. I'M A GTOWAWAV. A STOWAWAV? I'LL HE'S JUST THE HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO THE CAPTAIN! AND DOWN IN THE SHIPS HOLD... MAN I WANT TO SEE. CAPTAINWHO WAS I DON'T KNOW.WE SHIP'S MOVING. TIME TO SHOW) THAT CRANK WHO WARNED US ABOUT THE PIRATES? MYSELFDEVIL. CHASED HIM OFF THE SHIP. WiLSON MCCOY 10-27

Big Ben Bolt

Formal wear OCR: AFTER THEIR RETURN FROM ABROADTHEY LEARN THAT CHIPS HAS GIVEN Up ART FOR- FIGHTING! HE HAS BECOME THE FAIR-HAIRED BOY OF THE POWERFUL AMERICAN BOXING SOCIETY-AN UN- SAVORY GROOUP OF RING PROMOTERS... TSHA COCHITT 2CHOOK WHEN BEN AND SPIDER BEFRIENDED THE DEAD-END KID CHIPS RAILSTHEY URGED THE BOY TO PICK HIS OWN CAREER. HE DID- ART... JOHN CULLEN MURPHY 10-27 ACCUSED BY BEN AND SPIDER OF BEING MANIPULATED BY THE A.B.S.CHIPS TURNS ON HIS FRIENDS..THEY QUARREL. AND CHIPS SEEKS SYMPATHY FROM PAULACHIPS' FAST-TALKING MANAGER .... Cope. 1933World riges teserved. AFTER THEIR RETURN FROM ABROADTHEY LEARN THAT CHIPS HAS GIVEN Up ART FOR- FIGHTING! HE HAS BECOME THE FAIR-HAIRED BOY OF THE POWERFUL AMERICAN BOXING SOCIETY-AN UN- SAVORY GROOUP OF RING PROMOTERS... TSHA COCHITT 2CHOOK WHEN BEN AND SPIDER BEFRIENDED THE DEAD-END KID CHIPS RAILSTHEY URGED THE BOY TO PICK HIS OWN CAREER. HE DID- ART... JOHN CULLEN MURPHY 10-27 ACCUSED BY BEN AND SPIDER OF BEING MANIPULATED BY THE A.B.S.CHIPS TURNS ON HIS FRIENDS..THEY QUARREL. AND CHIPS SEEKS SYMPATHY FROM PAULAGIRL FRIEND OF ARTIE BAKUSCHIPS' FAST-TALKING MANAGER .... Cope. 1933King Fralures SyndicateWorld riges teserved.

The Phantom Vintage Sundays

Art OCR: HOW ARE THINGS SHH.- DON'T VOU WANT TO BE CLEAN AND PRETTY WHEN HE COMES? EXCELLENT. THE WITH THE WAMBESI) TRIBE EAGERLY AWAITS YOUO GHOST WHO WALKS. DON'T THE PEOPLE EVER CATCH ON TO THIS MUMBO JUMBO? No.ONLY WE WITECH BUT THIS"MUMBO DOCTORS KNOW THAT JUMBO" HELPS KEEP THE PHANTOM IS NOT THE PHANTOM IMMORTALBUT A MAN. Th PHANTAN THIS VEARWEMBA? PEACE IN THE JUNGLE. By LEE FALK and WILSON MCCOY AT THE JUNGLE'S EDGETHE WAMBESI WITCH DOCTOR MEETS THE PHANTOMen 3 A GREAT DAY FOR THE WAMBESI: TAE ANNUAL VISIT OF THE PHANTOM. THEY ENTER A LONG UNDERGROUND TUNNEL STHE WAMBESI AWAIT YOU. COME O GHOST WHO WALKS! WELCOMEO GHOST WHO WALKS! GOSH THAT STORY HE READ TO ME ABOUT HIS GREAT-GREAT AUNT JULIEWAS FASCINATING. THIS WAS HER COSTUMEI'D LOVE TO PUT IT ONAND SLIP INTO THE JUNGLE AND HAVE SOME FUN. DON'T THINK HE'D MIND. WILSON MCCOY 10-26 THE WITCH COCTOR HURRIES BACK TO THE WAITING CROWD THERE IS AN EXPLOSION OF SMOKE ON THE EMPTY PLAIFORM.. AND THEN THE FIANTOM APPEARS AS IF BY MAGIC! MEANWHILEDIANA IS ALONE AND BORED NG FEATURES STHDCATEI. CONT'DR D RIGHES BESERVB. HOW ARE THINGS SHH.- DON'T VOU WANT TO BE CLEAN AND PRETTY WHEN HE COMES? EXCELLENT. THE WITH THE WAMBESI) TRIBE EAGERLY AWAITS YOUO GHOST WHO WALKS. DON'T THE PEOPLE EVER CATCH ON TO THIS MUMBO JUMBO? No.ONLY WE WITECH BUT THIS"MUMBO DOCTORS KNOW THAT JUMBO" HELPS KEEP THE PHANTOM IS NOT THE PHANTOM IMMORTALBUT A MAN. Th PHANTAN THIS VEARWEMBA? PEACE IN THE JUNGLE. By LEE FALK and WILSON MCCOY AT THE JUNGLE'S EDGETHE WAMBESI WITCH DOCTOR MEETS THE PHANTOMen 3 A GREAT DAY FOR THE WAMBESI: TAE ANNUAL VISIT OF THE PHANTOM. THEY ENTER A LONG UNDERGROUND TUNNEL STHE WAMBESI AWAIT YOU. COME O GHOST WHO WALKS! WELCOMEO GHOST WHO WALKS! GOSH THAT STORY HE READ TO ME ABOUT HIS GREAT-GREAT AUNT JULIETHE FEMALE PHANTOMWAS FASCINATING. THIS WAS HER COSTUMEI'D LOVE TO PUT IT ONAND SLIP INTO THE JUNGLE AND HAVE SOME FUN. DON'T THINK HE'D MIND. WILSON MCCOY 10-26 THE WITCH COCTOR HURRIES BACK TO THE WAITING CROWD THERE IS AN EXPLOSION OF SMOKE ON THE EMPTY PLAIFORM.. AND THEN THE FIANTOM APPEARS AS IF BY MAGIC! MEANWHILEDIANA IS ALONE AND BORED NG FEATURES STHDCATEI. CONT'DR D RIGHES BESERVB.

Little Iodine Sundays

Art OCR: LITTLE TODINE WERE GOING TO SEE A SWEET OLD TEACHER OF MINEWHO** I MEANWHOM Í HAVEN'T SEEN IN 30 YEARS... AHMISS RULER... HOW DO YOU DO? . WERE A PÚPIL OF NOW ILL BET you DON'T REMEMBER ME.. WHY YOUUH.. MINE * RIGHT ? DO COME IN... ........ t <M JIMMY HATLO BY "AND YOU BROUGHT ME THIS LOVELY C?NDYYOU ALWAYS WERE A GOOD BOy) WOULD YOU PUT IT ON THE SIDEBOARD FOR ME? BUT WHAT'S MY NAME QUICKDEAR . JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS ... WHAT IS YOUR DADDY'S NAME ? MY MEMORY ISN'T WHAT IT SHOULD BE. UH .. HENRY ER. BIGDOME! OKAY... NOW SHALL WE CONTINUE OUR GUESSING GAME ? VERY WELL"HENRY! yOU DIDN'T KNOW IVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR BRILLIANT CAREERDID yOU? IM PROUD OF YOU ... WELLTHIS IS FLATTERING I SUPPOSE I HAVE DONE PRETTY WELL" DUE TO YOUR SPLENDID TEACHINGMIGHT I SAY? I ALWAYS KNEW YOu'D MAKE GOODHENRY BIGDOME BY THE WAYWHAT EVER HAPPENED TO • THAT TREMBLECHIN BOY? OF ALL THE BACKWARDSNIVELING CHIL- DREN Í EVER TAUGHT HE WAS THE WORST! GOOD DAY! COMEIODINE ! WHAT'S THE MATTER ? WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE CANDY BACK ? BIGDOME Copr. 1952World rights reserved. LITTLE TODINE WERE GOING TO SEE A SWEET OLD TEACHER OF MINEWHO** I MEANWHOM Í HAVEN'T SEEN IN 30 YEARS... AHMISS RULER... HOW DO YOU DO? . WERE A PÚPIL OF NOW ILL BET you DON'T REMEMBER ME.. WHY YOUUH.. MINE * RIGHT ? DO COME IN... ........ t <M JIMMY HATLO BY "AND YOU BROUGHT ME THIS LOVELY C?NDYYOU ALWAYS WERE A GOOD BOy) WOULD YOU PUT IT ON THE SIDEBOARD FOR ME? BUT WHAT'S MY NAME QUICKDEAR . JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS ... WHAT IS YOUR DADDY'S NAME ? MY MEMORY ISN'T WHAT IT SHOULD BE. UH .. HENRY ER. BIGDOME! OKAY... NOW SHALL WE CONTINUE OUR GUESSING GAME ? VERY WELL"HENRY! yOU DIDN'T KNOW IVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR BRILLIANT CAREERDID yOU? IM PROUD OF YOU ... WELLTHIS IS FLATTERING I SUPPOSE I HAVE DONE PRETTY WELL" DUE TO YOUR SPLENDID TEACHINGMIGHT I SAY? I ALWAYS KNEW YOu'D MAKE GOODHENRY BIGDOME BY THE WAYWHAT EVER HAPPENED TO • THAT TREMBLECHIN BOY? OF ALL THE BACKWARDSNIVELING CHIL- DREN Í EVER TAUGHT HE WAS THE WORST! GOOD DAY! COMEIODINE ! WHAT'S THE MATTER ? WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE CANDY BACK ? BIGDOME Copr. 1952King Features SyndicateWorld rights reserved.

Art OCR: UGH! NO USE... WE'RE TOO DEEP...WATER PRESSURE'S TOO HEAVY ON THE HATCH! WHAT NOW? DO WE SIT STILL FOR THIS ONE-WAY TOURIST TRIP TO DAVY JONES'S LOCKER? STUCK TIGHT! THE BARON'S GOT THIS SUB UNDER REMOTE CONTROL! CHFINE! WHEN WE HIT THE TARGET THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH LEFT OF US TO MAKE DECENTRADIOACTIVE FISH FOOD! JOHNNY USING THE BROKEN GLASS HE HAS KICKED OUT OF THE GAUGEJOHNNY FREES FLAME AND HIMSELF OF THEIR BONDS! BUT BEFORE THEY CAN ESCAPE FROM THE ATOM-BOMB SUB.... FRANKAFRAID WE'RE LICKED! I'D GLADLY GIVE MY LIFE TO DO IT... BUT I CAN'T SEE A WAY TO STOP THIS SUB. THE BARON CAN'T MAKE THIS SUB MOVE ...IF THE ENGINE IS FOULED! AND THAT WOULD FRUSTRATE THE WE'VE GOT BARON'S PLAN COMPLETELY! OHBABY! REMIND ME TO KISS YOU ...WHEN THESE SHOULD DO THE TRICK.NOW TO FIND THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT! RIGHT CLOSE-HANDY TOO! BUILT FOR EASY REPAIR ...OR EASY WRECKING. I OFTEN WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I TRIED THAT OLD GAG ABOUT STOP THE SUB.. JOHNNY. THAT'S IT! THROWING A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THE WORKS! HERE GOES.... MORE TIME! AH... THERE IS MY OBJECTIVE ... THE NEW- TYPE CARRIER! WHAT...? THE SUBMARINE ... IT HAS STOPPED ITS FORWARD MOTION! CONTINUED.. UGH! NO USE... WE'RE TOO DEEP...WATER PRESSURE'S TOO HEAVY ON THE HATCH! WHAT NOW? DO WE SIT STILL FOR THIS ONE-WAY TOURIST TRIP TO DAVY JONES'S LOCKER? STUCK TIGHT! THE BARON'S GOT THIS SUB UNDER REMOTE CONTROL! CHFINE! WHEN WE HIT THE TARGET THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH LEFT OF US TO MAKE DECENTRADIOACTIVE FISH FOOD! JOHNNY USING THE BROKEN GLASS HE HAS KICKED OUT OF THE GAUGEJOHNNY FREES FLAME AND HIMSELF OF THEIR BONDS! BUT BEFORE THEY CAN ESCAPE FROM THE ATOM-BOMB SUB.... FRANKAFRAID WE'RE LICKED! I'D GLADLY GIVE MY LIFE TO DO IT... BUT I CAN'T SEE A WAY TO STOP THIS SUB. THE BARON CAN'T MAKE THIS SUB MOVE ...IF THE ENGINE IS FOULED! AND THAT WOULD FRUSTRATE THE WE'VE GOT BARON'S PLAN COMPLETELY! OHBABY! REMIND ME TO KISS YOU ...WHEN THESE SHOULD DO THE TRICK.NOW TO FIND THE ENGINE COMPARTMENT! RIGHT CLOSE-HANDY TOO! BUILT FOR EASY REPAIR ...OR EASY WRECKING. I OFTEN WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I TRIED THAT OLD GAG ABOUT STOP THE SUB.. JOHNNY. THAT'S IT! THROWING A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THE WORKS! HERE GOES.... MORE TIME! AH... THERE IS MY OBJECTIVE ... THE NEW- TYPE CARRIER! WHAT...? THE SUBMARINE ... IT HAS STOPPED ITS FORWARD MOTION! CONTINUED..

The Little King

Cartoon OCR: The ITTLE KING 0.SOGLOW YOUR MAJESTY- TODAY THE SOUTH SEA ISLANDERS ARE TO viSIT YOU 10-26 o. SOGLOW COPL 1962WORLD RIGHTS RESERVED. The ITTLE KING 0.SOGLOW YOUR MAJESTY- TODAY THE SOUTH SEA ISLANDERS ARE TO viSIT YOU 10-26 o. SOGLOW COPL 1962KING FEATURES SYNDICATEWORLD RIGHTS RESERVED.

Human OCR: FOR YEARS NOW BEEN LOUD-MOUTHIN THAT ANY RASSLER COULD LUCK ANY PUG .. SO NOW-- BROTHER-IN-LAW OR NOT-- I'M PROVIN YOU'RE COCKEVED! BIG BEN BOLT HERMAN- LAY OFF ! ALEC-CUT IT OUTI GOT YA! SORRYSIS.. BUT THIS AIN'T GONNA DO YER CRUMMY FURNITURE NO GOCD! by JOHN MURPHY YA FORGOT T DUCKHUH HERMAN? NOWSIS..ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO IS MUSS UP YER HAIRDO! WRECKIN' MV GOULASH! MESSIN' UP MY HOUSE! HEY- CUT IT OUT! AWRIGHTYOU TWO BIG CLOWNS.. ENOUGH YEAH- WATCHBROTHER! ENOUGH! THANKS FER THE ASSISTBABY..NOW GET RÉADYALEC YOU TANK-TOWN RUMMY - SO I NEVER TELLS MY HERMAN ABOUT ME BEIN' JIUJITSU CHAMP OF MY WAC OUTFITFIGGERIN' NO MAN WANTS A WIFE HE AIN'T SURE HE CAN LICK... SOME MORE GOULASHMR. BOLT? I'D LOVE SOME. YOU GET READYHERMAN... GOOD AN READY! cOra. ldKING EATURKS BYKIATIw GHITS FOR YEARS NOW BEEN LOUD-MOUTHIN THAT ANY RASSLER COULD LUCK ANY PUG .. SO NOW-- BROTHER-IN-LAW OR NOT-- I'M PROVIN YOU'RE COCKEVED! BIG BEN BOLT HERMAN- LAY OFF ! ALEC-CUT IT OUTI GOT YA! SORRYSIS.. BUT THIS AIN'T GONNA DO YER CRUMMY FURNITURE NO GOCD! by JOHN MURPHY YA FORGOT T DUCKHUH HERMAN? NOWSIS..ALL YOU'RE GONNA DO IS MUSS UP YER HAIRDO! WRECKIN' MV GOULASH! MESSIN' UP MY HOUSE! HEY- CUT IT OUT! AWRIGHTYOU TWO BIG CLOWNS.. ENOUGH YEAH- WATCHBROTHER! ENOUGH! THANKS FER THE ASSISTBABY..NOW GET RÉADYALEC YOU TANK-TOWN RUMMY - SO I NEVER TELLS MY HERMAN ABOUT ME BEIN' JIUJITSU CHAMP OF MY WAC OUTFITFIGGERIN' NO MAN WANTS A WIFE HE AIN'T SURE HE CAN LICK... SOME MORE GOULASHMR. BOLT? I'D LOVE SOME. YOU GET READYHERMAN... GOOD AN READY! cOra. ldKING EATURKS BYKIATIw GHITS

Human OCR: BUz EXTRA MARRYNG BESSY CAPTURED E BY POLICE! LOOKMAMA! ITS THE MAN WHOSE PICTURE'S IN THE PAPERMY GOSH! THERE'S MY PICTURE ON THE FRONT PAGE!*MURDERESS OF 8 HUSBANDS ALMOST GRABS INDIANTOWN FARMER." WHATU I DO? HOW CAN I EVER GO HOME AND FACE THOSE JOKERS IN THE BARBERSHOP? IDA BUS CO. WELL IVE GOT TO DO IT SOONER OR LATER. FEATURING HIS PAL ROSCO SWEENEY By ROY CRANE - IT'S THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF THE YEARWITH BANNER HEADLINES FROM COAST TO COAST. MEANWHLE. AT THE BARBERSHOR WOW! LISTEN TO THIS ONE! "WHEN ASKED HOW SHE RATED MR. SWEENEY AMONG HER LOVER- BOYSTHAT DUMB HICK WAS THE BIGGEST CLABBER-HEAD OF ALL"A CLABBER-HEAD SWEENEY! BOY ARE WE HAW HAW HAW! HES NÉVER GONNA LIVE THIS DOWN HA I DONT WANT TO BE INQUISITIVEBUD BUT DID YOU REALLY THINK SHE WAS SWEET AND INNOCENT NONE OF YOUR DANG BUSINESS! ILL SAY WE ARE! WAITLL VOU GONNA GNE HM) SEE MY "WELCOME HOMELOVER-BOY" BANNER. YEE HEE CLABBER- HEAD! THE HOO-RAW! CAREFUL! YOU DURN NEAR TOOK MY EAR OFF! YAH-HAH! EEEE HEE-HO! HAH! ho! AND LOOKIT THIS BOX OF POISON TOADSTOOLS! WHV. WE'VE GOT A MILLION GAGS SHHH! CAREFU HERE HE COMES! OKAYBOYS. ANY WISECRACKS? WHAT.. NO JOKES? THEN VOU BETTER NOT EVER LET ME HEAR ANY. SEE?. BECAUSE TO OR TO ME. SWEENEY! EITHER! NO! YEE O ME THEY AREN'T FUNNY! Seo r(G HO! HA GAP! HA! with fove Bessy EN COMES SWEENEY. DEADLY SILENCE EXCEPT FOR THE LOADING OF SHELLS IN A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN. COPE. L KING FEATURES SENDRATEWORLD RIATS RESERVED 10-26 BUz EXTRA MARRYNG BESSY CAPTURED E BY POLICE! LOOKMAMA! ITS THE MAN WHOSE PICTURE'S IN THE PAPERMY GOSH! THERE'S MY PICTURE ON THE FRONT PAGE!*MURDERESS OF 8 HUSBANDS ALMOST GRABS INDIANTOWN FARMER." WHATU I DO? HOW CAN I EVER GO HOME AND FACE THOSE JOKERS IN THE BARBERSHOP? IDA BUS CO. WELL IVE GOT TO DO IT SOONER OR LATER. FEATURING HIS PAL ROSCO SWEENEY By ROY CRANE - IT'S THE BIGGEST NEWS STORY OF THE YEARWITH BANNER HEADLINES FROM COAST TO COAST. MEANWHLE. AT THE BARBERSHOR WOW! LISTEN TO THIS ONE! "WHEN ASKED HOW SHE RATED MR. SWEENEY AMONG HER LOVER- BOYSMARRYING BESSY SAIDTHAT DUMB HICK WAS THE BIGGEST CLABBER-HEAD OF ALL"A CLABBER-HEAD SWEENEY! BOY ARE WE HAW HAW HAW! HES NÉVER GONNA LIVE THIS DOWN HA I DONT WANT TO BE INQUISITIVEBUD BUT DID YOU REALLY THINK SHE WAS SWEET AND INNOCENT NONE OF YOUR DANG BUSINESS! ILL SAY WE ARE! WAITLL VOU GONNA GNE HM) SEE MY "WELCOME HOMELOVER-BOY" BANNER. YEE HEE CLABBER- HEAD! THE HOO-RAW! CAREFUL! YOU DURN NEAR TOOK MY EAR OFF! YAH-HAH! EEEE HEE-HO! HAH! ho! AND LOOKIT THIS BOX OF POISON TOADSTOOLS! WHV. WE'VE GOT A MILLION GAGS SHHH! CAREFU HERE HE COMES! OKAYBOYS. ANY WISECRACKS? WHAT.. NO JOKES? THEN VOU BETTER NOT EVER LET ME HEAR ANY. SEE?. BECAUSE TO OR TO ME. SWEENEY! EITHER! NO! YEE O ME THEY AREN'T FUNNY! Seo r(G HO! HA GAP! HA! with fove Bessy EN COMES SWEENEY. DEADLY SILENCE EXCEPT FOR THE LOADING OF SHELLS IN A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN. COPE. L KING FEATURES SENDRATEWORLD RIATS RESERVED 10-26