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Beetle Bailey - Wed, August 19, 2026

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Wed, August 19, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Fictional character OCR: I WAS ON TRACK TO BE ANOTHER PATTON OR MACARTHUR ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. I WAS ON TRACK TO BE ANOTHER PATTON OR MACARTHUR © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Animated cartoon OCR: BUT I NEEDED A WAR TO BECOME A LEGEND A HALFTRACK ISN'T HALF BAD GREG +MORT WALKER 8/19 BUT I NEEDED A WAR TO BECOME A LEGEND A HALFTRACK ISN'T HALF BAD GREG + MORT WALKER 8/19
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Tue, August 18, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Graphics OCR: THIS STUDY SAYS 25% OF YOUNG AMERICAN MEN ARE LONELY 8/18 REALLY ? O2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. THIS STUDY SAYS 25 % OF YOUNG AMERICAN MEN ARE LONELY 8/18 REALLY ? O2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Fictional character OCR: !!! I COULD USE A LITTLE LONELINESS GREE +MORT WALKER PLINK PLUNK #M@! !!! I COULD USE A LITTLE LONELINESS GREE + MORT WALKER PLINK PLUNK # M @ !
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Mon, August 17, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Pleased OCR: z WORDS LAST ANY CHAPLAIN STANEGLASS! ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. z WORDS LAST ANY CHAPLAIN STANEGLASS ! © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Military Person OCR: I TOLD YOUNO ROUGHHOUSING NOW THAT'S DIVINE INTERVENTION GREG +MORT WALKER 8/17 I TOLD YOUNO ROUGHHOUSING NOW THAT'S DIVINE INTERVENTION GREG + MORT WALKER 8/17
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Sun, August 16, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Animated cartoon OCR: Mort Walker's beetle bailey ROCKYI NEED YOU TO PUT TOGETHER A BAND TO REPRESENT CAMP SWAMPY COOL SARGE ASKED IF WE COULD FORM A MARCHING BAND FOR THE PARADE I CAN PLAY A DRUM I CAN DIG OUT MY SOUSAPHONE ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. HOW ABOUT A FLUTE? LOOKS LIKE THIS BAND COULD USE A BANJO GREG + MORT WALKER PLINK PLUNK' 8/16 A MARCHING BAND FOR THE PARADE I'VE GOT MY SAX! I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET Mort Walker's beetle bailey ROCKYI NEED YOU TO PUT TOGETHER A BAND TO REPRESENT CAMP SWAMPY COOL SARGE ASKED IF WE COULD FORM A MARCHING BAND FOR THE PARADE I CAN PLAY A DRUM I CAN DIG OUT MY SOUSAPHONE © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate . HOW ABOUT A FLUTE ? LOOKS LIKE THIS BAND COULD USE A BANJO GREG + MORT WALKER PLINK PLUNK ' 8/16 A MARCHING BAND FOR THE PARADE I'VE GOT MY SAX ! I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET
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Sat, August 15, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Comics OCR: 8/15 GREAT TO SEE YOU'RE UPBEETLE! GREG +MORT WALKER ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. 8/15 GREAT TO SEE YOU'RE UPBEETLE ! GREG + MORT WALKER © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Pleased OCR: BRIGHT-EYED AND BUSHY-TAILED! 11) I'M NOT A SQUIRREL! BRIGHT - EYED AND BUSHY - TAILED ! 11 ) I'M NOT A SQUIRREL !
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Fri, August 14, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Animated cartoon OCR: YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT ARE YOU N. GREG +MORT WALKER ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. YOU'RE NOT WEARING THAT ARE YOU N. GREG + MORT WALKER © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Graphics OCR: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2 8/14 WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2 8/14
Photo caption OCR: YOUR GOLF ATTIRE NEEDS TO RETIRE YOUR GOLF ATTIRE NEEDS TO RETIRE
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Thu, August 13, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Soldier OCR: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE LOST WEIGHTSERGEANT SNAP/ TEN POUNDSSIR! ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE LOST WEIGHTSERGEANT SNAP / TEN POUNDSSIR ! © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Military Officer OCR: LOSE THE UNDERWEARTOO GREG +MORT WALKER DEP 8/13 LOSE THE UNDERWEARTOO GREG + MORT WALKER DEP 8/13
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Wed, August 12, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Animated cartoon OCR: WHEN I GAZE INTO BEETLE'S EYESI CAN SEE THAT HE CARES ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. WHEN I GAZE INTO BEETLE'S EYESI CAN SEE THAT HE CARES © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Animated cartoon OCR: NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE WHAT YOU SEE GREG +MORT WALKER 8/12 NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE WHAT YOU SEE GREG + MORT WALKER 8/12
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Tue, August 11, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Fiction OCR: WHY CAN'TIBE ON THE TEAM? I WAS ON VARSITY BASEBALL IN HIGH SCHOOL WHAT POSITION ? K A ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. WHY CAN'TIBE ON THE TEAM ? I WAS ON VARSITY BASEBALL IN HIGH SCHOOL WHAT POSITION ? K A © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Animated cartoon OCR: GREG +MORT WALKER I LOVE DOING STATS! A A A 8/11 GREG + MORT WALKER I LOVE DOING STATS ! A A A 8/11
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Mon, August 10, 2026

Beetle Bailey

Pleased OCR: 9729 + MORT WALKER I'M THINKING OF TAKING A "GAP YEAR' ©2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate. 9729 + MORT WALKER I'M THINKING OF TAKING A " GAP YEAR ' © 2026 ComicanaInc. Distributed by King Features Syndicate .
Military uniform OCR: YOU NEED TIME OFF AFTER A YEAR OF NOT WORKING ? AND TO GET READY FOR THE NEXT ONE 8/10 YOU NEED TIME OFF AFTER A YEAR OF NOT WORKING ? AND TO GET READY FOR THE NEXT ONE 8/10
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