November 25th, 2019

TURKEY HIDES FROM THANKSGIVING USING CLEVER DISGUISE (MONDAY MOCK NEWS)

by Edgar

It is the week of Thanksgiving, and everyone is looking forward to that big meal on Thursday! That is, everyone except for one particular individual. Enter the Turkey, today’s subject who refuses to even acknowledge the holiday. “I don’t support it. Don’t even mention the name because it makes my blood boil,” said Turkey, who was wearing a wig and sunglasses. “I hope nobody even recognizes me in this outfit. I don’t look delicious, do I?”

Turkey was waiting for a bus to take him to the airport during this interview. We asked him where he was going to spend the whole week away from people. “Haven’t decided yet but I’m going somewhere remote. Probably some desert island in Polynesia. I could use some warm sunshine.” As soon as the bus arrived, the Turkey bid farewell hopped aboard with a big smile on his face. As it was departing, we saw a sign on the back that read “Food Truck. Not a real bus. Open for business.”

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