October 27th, 2019

ACTION HERO HAS A PLAN (MONDAY MOCK NEWS)

by Edgar

In the farthest reaches of space, cosmic hero Flash Gordon has come up with a plan. What does said plan entail? We don’t know, but he’s Flash Gordon, so it is sure to work. Or will it?

We asked Dr. Hans Zarkov for any comment: “It will work. If my calculations are correct, there is an high chance that this plan will indeed work. He may not be a genius like I am, but he is talented with his fists and pistols.” We also asked Dale Arden for a second opinion on the matter: “It better work! Flash tends to get himself in trouble all the time and I don’t like it one bit. He better come back alive or I’ll go kick some sense into him in the afterlife!”

We were unable to receive comment from Mr Gordon himself, seeing as he is currently executing his plan at this very moment. We’ll just have to wait and see if it works.

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