May 7th, 2018
by Wayno & Piraro
The funky little Zebraphant above is one of the thousands of strange characters that populate my Bizarro coloring book. Even if you’re not into coloring, you’ll enjoy getting lost in the hallucinogenic visions I created. And all at an insultingly low price! Grab one here.
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One fun thing about this cartoon is that no matter what your political views, you can (and probably do) imagine the Founding Fathers are spinning in their graves over what America has become. And you’re probably right.
Some insider info from the smokey, backroom labyrinth of cartooning: Because humans show their teeth when they smile, it’s really hard to draw a skull that doesn’t look like it is smiling. Sure, we bare our teeth when we’re angry, too, but we frame them with lips that point downward at the edges; without those, you’ve got smiling teeth. It’s quite a conundrum.
Hey! What say we saunter down to the cartoon shack and see what Wayno has been cooking up this week?…
Later in the story, a guy with a funny way of talking and big-city clothes visits the local sawbones to get a banana split removed from his rectum. On the plus side, it can be mighty refreshing on a hot day.
Over on Wayno’s (much less long-winded) weekly blog, he mentions his favorite living composer and how he figures into this cartoon. The Bizarro Jazz Pickle guidebook lists it as recommended reading.
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Seriously, the baboon lice with ginger are to die for.
To get some small sense of what he’s talking about, put on a bear costume and try to make a pot of coffee. It’s not as easy as you’d think.
I love this cartoon but it saddens me to be reminded that humans hunted giant ducks to extinction. Of course, primitive hunters used every part of the duck: meat for food, feathers for mattresses, foot and leg as an umbrella, etc.
I wish I’d thought of this Troll Doll gimmick back when I was clean-shaven. When I think of all those years I spent deep in thought, stroking my armpits…
Perhaps he’s only saying “Eh?” in response to the doctor’s choice of words; can a person “see” tinnitus? Probably not, but you can spot “Tintinnitus” by the pointy, yellow hairdo.
Before we sign off, here’s a vintage Bizarro that you might enjoy.
Thanks for tagging along this week, Jazz Pickles. Please have a look at some of our links below and don’t forget to pop over to Wayno’s blog to see what he has to say about this week’s cartoons!
Until my next post, be happy, be smart, be nice, and resist ignorance and fascism.
Wayno: Weekly blog…Twitter…Instagram…WaynoVision…
Piraro: Bizarro shop (enamel pins, a Hello Shitty shirt and more!) … Bizarro tip jar …Signed, numbered, limited edition prints and original cartoon art …Piraro Cartoons on Instagram …Piraro Fine Art on Instagram… Piraro Twitter … Piraro coloring book
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