June 17th, 2015

Last Chance

by Wayno & Piraro

Are you a Jazz Pickle?

Today’s the last chance anyone will ever have to achieve ownership of this limited-edition T-shirt design that I made just for you. Imaginary studies have shown that if you read and enjoy Bizarro, you are 47% smarter than the average sheep, are 61% more likely to be an independent thinker, and are 72% less likely to accept statistics at face value. If that describes you or anyone you know, this shirt is for you. (Or them.)

Available in NINE different styles and/or two colors. See them all here.

24 HOURS LEFT BEFORE THIS DESIGN IS RETIRED FOR ETERNITY.