November 9th, 2014

Funeral Rash Hitman

by Wayno & Piraro

Bizarro is brought to you today by No, Don’t.

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I particularly like this first cartoon about a unique funeral. It’s got all the things I like in a cartoon: absurdity, irreverence, a clergyman, towels, a funny picture, and, though it seems this specialized ceremony went pretty smoothly up to this point, what happens next is up to the reader to imagine.

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I once had crosshatching on my ass and it scared the crap out of me until I realized I had sat on a drawing on which the ink had not quite dried.  No, I do not cartoon in the nude, but I sometimes store drawings in the back of my pants.

In case you missed yesterday’s post, I have a new, limited-edition Bizarro Jazz Pickle T-shirt on sale for the next 12 days only. After that, the design is gone for good. The character on this shirt is an integral part of my new website, which goes live on Monday! There are lots of colors and styles to choose from so check out the dropdown menu. Great gift idea, don’t you think? See the whole shebang being offered here.

Here’s what Jerry Lewis looks like in one.

BIZARRO BASEMENT: From the archival sewer pipes in the section clearly marked “1996,” I bring you this magical moment from the Sicilian version of Cinderella.Bizarro02-09-96WEB





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