October 26th, 2014

Guru Saucy DVD Crash

by Wayno & Piraro

Bizarro is brought to you today by Karma.

What this cartoon does not show is the guru’s Craigslist ad. Here it is: “Lonely old geezer seeks topless housekeeper for cave tidying. Must be willing to accept karma as payment.” (Get a print of this cartoon.)

Here’s one of my favorite gags in a while. Possibly because I’m a big fan of medical marijuana and the concept of governments outlawing plants on the basis of corporate propaganda makes my head explode. Is there no end to the idiocy of the human race? No, there isn’t. (Get a print of this cartoon.)

This cartoon is a modernized version of the old “when I was your age” speech so many parents have given their children. My own father had to crawl on his stomach across enemy lines under heavy artillery fire to go to school and back each day. He was raised in Missouri so I’m not clear on what war this was. As for myself, when I was a kid there was nothing to do on a car trip but stare out the window and contemplate the nature of existence. When you got tired of that, you kicked your sibling until they complained, then swore you didn’t do anything. Times have changed. (Get a print of this cartoon.)

BIZARROVERS: Today’s offering from the archival cesspool is a more accurate depiction of what car trips were like when I was a kid.