October 23rd, 2014

Peach Tweet Bug Neurosis

by Wayno & Piraro

Bizarro is brought to you today by Selfies.

Just for the record, I’m all for organic, locally-grown food. Our current food system is deadly to our health and that of the environment. I am against forcing children to lug backpacks weighing several hundred pounds to school, however.

Here’s a cute idea from my friend, Brian Levy. He claims he lives in Texas somewhere but I’ve never been to his house so I’m not sure if I should believe it.

When attempting to connect with an object of your romantic desires, always refrain from over explaining what you do for a living. Just say something simple like, “I’m in sales.” Then, if they ask you what you sell, just say, “Does it really matter?”  Then move on to something more interesting like the nature of consciousness. At least, that’s how I won Olive Oyl’s heart.

FOR A CHANGE: Instead of an archival comic from Bizarro today, I offer you this comic by a friend of mine who is a very talented artist and a complete, neurotic mess. He is Steve Craig (seen here with some of his wives) and his site is called, appropriately, Neurotico.  Below is an illustration he did which includes me. Can you guess which one I am? (Hint: For some inexplicable reason, I am not wearing a hat.)

Go over to his site and treat yourself to some visual fun!