September 25th, 2014

Ned Panda Electric Foot

by Wayno & Piraro

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If you don’t get this first gag, it’s because you’ve not heard of TED talks, and that’s not my fault.

If you don’t get this gag, it’s because you’ve never heard of panda bears and/or cosmetic surgery, and how is that even possible?

If you don’t get this one, it’s likely because you don’t know how much havoc we have wreaked on the planet or that animal agriculture is at the top of the list of polluters. By not purchasing animal products (or purchasing far fewer) you can lessen your carbon footprint by a much larger amount than if you drive an electric car. Word.

BIZOMBIES: Speaking of footprints and Earth-killing animal industry, here’s an oldie from 1997 that has no social message. I just thought it was funny. (For more detail, click any hotdog.)