September 14th, 2014

Cats Tongues Dogs

by Wayno & Piraro

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People often say they prefer cats over dogs because they are cleaner. I suppose that’s true if you consider an animal covered in spit to be clean. I like cats and dogs, but when it comes to cleaning, I prefer dogs. With a dog, you can drop food on the floor and it gets cleaned up instantly. Even if a cat does eat the food you drop, they are just as likely to hop up on the couch and vomit it back up, so it’s much more of a moving service than a cleaning service. (Purchase a print of this cartoon.)

BIZARRO BOOMARANG: From my dilapidated archival catacomb’s crypt marked “2002” comes this examination of another way in which one might prefer a dog to a cat.