Lawyer Spelunker Nobody Prison

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Monday’s cartoon: I could never be an attorney because I wouldn’t be able to make myself fight for guilty or rotten people. Also because I find giant books full of rules make me want to move to another planet.













Tuesday’s: I love caves and I love the word “spelunking.” I try to use it in casual conversation at least once each day.













Wednesday’s: Regarding anonymity: Patriotism is to scoundrels what the Internet is to cowards.
















Thursday’s: Few things are sadder to me than an animal in a cage. Some cartoons are funny, others are poignant, and ones like Garfield have no point at all. Yes, that’s my opinion but then this is my blog.









Old Bizness: Along the same theme but perhaps funnier, are these two from the olden days. bz parrot 01-06-10WEB BizarroPirateKidnappedParrot WEB