July 20th, 2014

Dog Amputee Monster Dog

by Wayno & Piraro

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I’m on vacation this week and keeping my blog posts short!

Thursday’s cartoon: My dog would do this. No doubt.

Friday’s cartoon: My dog would not do this. Especially if the kid had snacks. She would shred homework, though, judging by the way she treats mail.

Saturday’s fare: My buddy Eric Scott thought of this pun. I like it and I like black beans.

BIZARRO FROM THE BLACK LAGOON: Here’s another example of dogs’ pesky habit of masticating the fruit of children’s sweat. (Which is illegal in 29 states.)