July 11th, 2014

Seuss Goth Magic Santa Alien

by Wayno & Piraro

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I’ve always been one to think of “ordinary” things objectively, which is why I’m fairly good at coming up with cartoons. As a kid, I often wondered why cow’s milk was fine but horse or dog or pig milk was revolting. Eventually, I became repulsed by cow’s milk, as well, and as it turns out it’s a pretty unhealthy thing for humans to consume, contrary to everything you’ve heard all your life. That kind of thinking (and research) led me to adopt a vegan diet over 12 years ago, which has greatly improved my health and happiness. That kind of thinking also led to this cartoon about eating famous Seuss characters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My buddy, Andy Cowan, and I offer this alternate way of looking at the expression, “your hair.” I thought some severe goth girls might be a good vehicle for this one. I just noticed that the girl on the left has a missing tattoo in the strip version. No idea how that happened.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The popular, fairly new crossbreed of labradors and poodles, the “labradoodle,” led to this mash-up.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To catch us up to date, here’s a gag about the existence of Santa. Poor guy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BIZARRO BOOMERANG: Immigration problems have been in the news a bit lately so here is an offering from 1999 that shows that things never change all that much. In fact, I may do an alternate version of this one and run it again soon. Keep your eyes peeled, as painful as that might be.bz990501WEB

Side note: I love the drawing of these aliens, if I may be so immodest.

 

 

 

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