Java Jail Ovum Puke

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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There’s been a lot in the news lately about various companies looking into using small drones like the one in this cartoon for home delivery of products bought online. I can’t believe this idea will “fly,” considering it will mean that eventually there will be thousands of little robots flying around with boxes hooked to the bottom, getting shot down by everyone from mischievous kids to thieves who hope to get lucky and not end up with a pair of fluffy slippers some grandmother ordered. This idea came from the brilliant and handsome, if not hygienic, Dan McConnell, a good friend and cartoonist colleague. If you want to see more of his work, he hangs out here.









This jail cartoon doesn’t refer to any specific meme, it’s just one of those odd musings that came my way while writing cartoons. The glass separating inmates from visitors has always intrigued me. I hope to never find myself on the orange-jumpsuit side of one.











Have you ever seen a menu that offered “two eggs any style”?  Well, I don’t care much for stylish eggs and neither does this gentleman.










bz 10-29-02 PezBulemiaWEBPREZARROS: Another thing you can eat is Pez candy. Overly-cautious parents may want to avoid these harmful toy-candies, however.