Chomp Stroll Eat Naked

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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This week was kookoobananas and left me without time to keep up with my blog posts. So here now, are all the cartoons from Wednesday until today.

Since it’s Sunday, we’ll start with today’s. This delightful image of a couple of popular TV characters being devoured by Tyrannosaurus children was a collaboration with my good buddy, Cliff The King Of Wordplay. This one isn’t really about wordplay, showing that Cliff is equally gifted in other areas. (And I’m not just talking about his prolific career as a go-go dancer.)




Wednesday’s cartoon was a collaboration with another good buddy and my known associate, Wayno of Pittsburgh. He came up with the idea for a sign like this one and the two of us kicked it back and forth until we found a fun way to use it. Some of you may not know that pirates didn’t leave their plank up all the time because it made it difficult to park in tight spaces. Wayno discusses some of the earlier versions here.












I love this “Revenge Diner” cartoon because it requires a little effort from the reader to put it together. If you were not able to figure this one out, it is very likely that you’ve never heard the famous phrase, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.” The origins of this phrase are unknown but you can read a bit about it here.








And finally, we have this little ditty that features cattle musing over why they are so poorly treated by we humans.