Big Serpent Crash

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I’m not a fan of people who abuse those in the service industry. As soon as I see someone being rude to a waitperson or counter clerk (unless that person was a jackass first) I write them off as insecure and of low moral standards. If you are that person, I hope the Head Waiter is right behind you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today’s cartoon is an amusing take on roadsigns and snakes, as you can see. If you don’t get this one, it is probably because you have never been on a road and/or never heard of a snake and are not familiar with their properties. I chose the name Brandon for this cartoon because I do not know even one person named Brandon. Not even my girlfriend, Olive Oyl’s, nephew whose name is Barney or Brett or Benson. Something like that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PREHISTARROS: This delectable deli slice comes from 2001 and is also about children and their god-awful ways. They’re lucky they’re cute, that’s all I can say.