Big Feet, Big TV

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

Here’s a tip for the Jazz Pickle Jar. Tonight at 10 and 11PM Eastern and Pacific, on Spike TV, are TWO episodes of “10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty.”  If you enjoy watching rednecks scrounging through the woods chasing unicorns and tooth fairies as much as I do, you’ll love this.

One team on the show is using live women as bait because they believe Sasquatch is attracted to menstruating females. Yes, I’m serious. Take a look at this clip and tell me these guys aren’t natural comedians. In the last seconds, they find something in the woods that they believe will snag them the $10 million.

I’ve not spent any time looking for Sasquatches, but I’ve done a lot of gags about them. Here’s one from 1996 that I happened across in my archives this week.

bz 10-04-96 BigootWEB