Royal Blood

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

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Today’s gag is dry and subtle but I like dry, subtle gags and so do many of you Jazz Pickles so I proudly present it to you here. The idea is from my good friend, Cliff Harris, the King of Wordplay. Puns are often thought to be lowbrow and easy, but truly surprising puns that the reader would likely not have thought of themselves are a delight that usually result in a chuckle. My job here is done.bz 10-22-95 MorguePricesWEB








BIZARRCHIVES: I came across this relic from 1995 in the archives this morning and was delighted. It’s always been one of my favorite gags but I’d forgotten all about it. I hope you like it as much as I do.


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