December 30th, 2013

Sunday Punnies #33

by Wayno & Piraro

(To witness this cartoon grow before your eyes, click Han’s holster.)

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Welcome to the 33th installment of Bizarro’s Sunday Punnies, the cartoons which come from puns donated by readers. This week, we congratulate Jazz Pickles Ed Saugstad, Coke Ellington, and a guy who claims his name is Mike Pryzgoda. There are no words for the pride they feel today.

IF YOU’D LIKE TO SUBMIT A PUN FOR A FUTURE EDITION OF SUNDAY PUNNIES AND EXPERIENCE THE ECSTASY THIS BRINGS, FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES:

1. Leave your pun in the comments section of this (or any) post. YOU WILL NOT SEE YOUR PUN SUGGESTION APPEAR IN THE COMMENTS SECTION because I don’t want to ruin the fun for readers if I should choose it. I Will read it and save it for consideration, but I will not post it.

2. Tell me how you’d like to be credited. Anything goes, other than “obscenities,” a concept I don’t believe in but most people do and I like to keep this blog “safe” for kids for commercial reasons.

3. Send me a gift basket of single-malt scotch, expensive cigars, and an assortment of vegan treats. (NOTE: This will NOT increase your chances of having your pun chosen for a future installment, but I will enjoy your gift and think of you often.)

That’s all there is to it, Jazz Pickles. Get punny.

For you historians, here are the first two Sunday Punnies. I hope you enjoy this glimpse into American life back in 2009. Someday, anthropologists will be thankful for this post.