A Christmas Gift, Both Early And Late

By Jeremy Meltingtallow

My lost keys were recently returned to me.  From 2008.  I know this because I no longer own the car that one of the keys belongs to.  So if you meet the Hippy Boy who bought Chompers, my ’96 Corolla (Hippy Boy was last seen driving west to Minnesota when he pulled out of my driveway lo those many years ago), please pass this on.

Dear Hippy Boy,

If you are reading this, I have a spare key to Chompers.  I also have the bar that holds the screen that shields the contents of the way back seat, but that’s been in my basement this whole time.


This early/late Christmas present reminds me of this strip from 2011: