Belinda Carlisle was right…

By Jeremy Meltingtallow


…Heaven is a place on Earth, or at least tucked inside a shopping mall.  Where am i going with this?  Well, during a long day of Christmas shopping, I was getting a little faint from going too long without eating…which is easy to do when you get caught up in all of the bargain hunting.

It’s not a good idea to go shopping all day on an empty stomach, but by doing so I found something better than the cups of water handed to marathon runners…and it’s a cup of Auntie Anne’s Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel Nuggets!!!!!

Goodness gracious!   Heaven!