December 2nd, 2013

Gobble Gone By

by Wayno & Piraro

(Want bigger pirates? Click on the the shirtless pirate’s nipple ring.)

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Happy Sunday After Thanksgiving, Jazz Pickles! Did you eat a lot of food on Thursday? Did you watch football? Did you take a nap? Did you drink lots of mead and get light headed? Did you wake up behind a dumpster in Baltimore with cranberry sauce stains on your tuxedo?

For my foreign readers who are not familiar with American Thanksgiving, the aforementioned activities are all Thanksgiving traditions rich with historical something-or-other. Other American Thanksgiving traditions include old men dressing up as clowns and breaking into the bedrooms of children they don’t know as they sleep. The sound of the children screaming is said to resemble the cry of the wild turkey as it hunts for small rodents at night. God, I love this time of year.

The picture below is my own version of the Thanksgiving Child Scaring Costume of old. I hope you like it.

Today’s cartoon is the brain fetus of my good friend, Cliff Harris the King of Worldplay. He plays with words, he is a king, what more can I say?